:forruffian:
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM LAUREL PARK
WHERE THE CRAB CAKES USUALLY ''RULE THE DAY''
BUT TODAY IT's THE EASTER BUNNY CLAIMING ALL THE ATTENTION
''CARROTS INSTEAD OF CRAB CAKES'' HE PROCLAIMS!
:raspberry:
THUS: THE FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
THE ''EASTER BUNNY HOP'' STAKES
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, WILL HAVE 11 CALCULATING
COMPETITIVE CHALLENGERS, ALL TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER
'HOP' TO VICTORY OFFERING 'CRAB-CAKE INSTEAD OF 'CARROT-CAKE'
A DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO RUN
MISSING THE OPEN GATE, RUFFIAN JUST STOOD THERE WONDERING
WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT
SEEING 11 ENERGIZED TAILS OFF AND RUNNING!
PLENTY OF TIME TO GET THAT 'CHEETAH' ROARING!
OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD, IT'S THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
ALONG WITH DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT
CATALINA WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF SPEED HAS CAUGHT UP
ALONG WITH CIGARSHOP SHOWING GOOD EARLY ENERGY
THIS FRISKY FOURSOME LEAD THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
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OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
IT APPEARS THAT SOMEHOW, THE ''ENERGIZER-BLUNNY''
HAD HEARD THE NAME OF TODAY'S RACE, ''EASTER-BUNNY-HOP''
AND IS PROBABLY THINKING IT WAS NAMED FOR HIM!
:lightbulb:
HE HAS COME TO RUN WITH A FULLY CHARGED ENERGIZER-BATTERY
LEADING THE WAY WITH AN EXCEPTIONAL ENERGY DISPLAY!
6 LENGTHS BACK IS CIGARSHOP SHOWING SUPURR-SMOKIN-SPEED
WITH A ROARING THUNDER CAT RIGHT ON HIS TAIL
CATALINA IS RIGHT THERE
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ROAMIN IS ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY PEEPTOAD ~ CRUZAN
EL PRADO IS ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK
TRAILING THE FIELD FAR BACK ARE
DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE & RUFFIAN
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' CONTINUES TO HOP ALONG AT AN
IMPRESSIVE PACE INCREASING THE DISTANCE BACK TO CIGARSHOP
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THUNDER CAT IS ON THE MOVE ROARING AHEAD PASSING
CIGARSHOP AND NOW IN PASSIONATE PURRRSUIT OF THE BUNNY
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PEEPTOAD, PERHAPS THINKING OF THOSE MARSHMALLOW 'PEEPS'
IS FULL OF RUN AND NOW PASSING CATALINA
CRUZAN IS NEXT JUST AT CATALINA'S TAIL
THERE'S A BIG GAP BACK TO THE REST OF THE RUNNERS
ROAMIN, EL PRADO WHO ARE 8 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF
POST TIME MIKE & DUSTY
EVEN FARTHER BACK IN A DIFFERENT VERSION OF 'BIG-CAT-DIARY'
ARE TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN, JUST PURRRRRING ALONG
IN NO HURRY TO DO ANYTHING RESEMBLING RUNNING IN A RACE!
:OMG:
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
THE 'ENERGIZER BLUNNY' JUST HOPPING MERRILY ALONG
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT IN A HOTLY CONTESTED
BATTLE WITH CIGARSHOP BUT NOT GAINING GROUND
ON THE BLATANTLY BOLD BUNNY IN FRONT!
PEEPTOAD TRYING TO STAY ONE 'GIANT LEAP FOR TOADS'
AHEAD OF CATALINA IN PURSUIT OF SOME PURSE MONEY
CRUZAN STILL RUNNING WITH GOOD ENERGY BUT NOT GAINING
ROAMIN & EL PRADO ARE NEXT
ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE POST TIME MIKE + DUSTY
IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE, TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN ~
THE 2 FEROCIOUS FELINE FILLYS CONTINUE TO LOLLYGAG
AND MEANDER ALONG, APPARENTLY SEARCHING FOR
EASTER BUNNY EGGS THAT RUMOR SUGGESTED HAD BEEN
HIDDEN IN THE INFIELD BUT CLOSE TO THE DIRT TRACK!
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MEANWHILE UP AT THE FRONT OF THE RACE
THE ''ENEGIZER-BLUNNY'' HAS HOPPED HIS WAY INTO THE WINNER CIRCLE BY A HUGE MARGIN
OVER DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, WHO HAD NO CHANCE OF COMPETING
WITH A FULLY-CHARGED-ENERGIZER-BUNNY-BATTERY
:flaming:
JUST MISSING OUT ON THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY,
CIGARSHOP CATCHES THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET''
PEEPTOAD STEALS ''THE PRECIOUS'' BUT APPEARS SOMEWHAT
APPREHENSIVE AND WARY, LOOKING AROUND TO SEE
IF THAT GRUESOME GOLLUM IS LURKING NEARBY?
:evil:
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
EASTER BUNNY-HOP STAKES
WHAT'S THE ODDS OF THE ''ENERGIZER-BLUNNY''
WINNING THE EASTER 'BUNNY-HOP' STAKES?
:OMG:
BLUNNY = $115 :celebrate:
* A Brilliant, Breathtaking Display Of Bunny-Power ~ Gate To Wire!
{DC} THUNDER CAT = $79.10
* Tenacious Thundering Hooves ~
Just Not Enuff To Catch The Energizer-Blunny :'(
CIGARSHOP = $72
* Smokin Hot Effort ~ No Bridesmaid Gown But A 'Bodacious Bouquet!' :)
PEEPTOAD = $58.60
* Steals 'The Precious' From Catalina :raspberry:
ALSO RAN
CATALINA = $54.30
CRUZAN = $46.20
ROAMIN = $38.70
EL PRADO = $38.20
POST TIME MIKE = $19.80
DUSTY = $17.90
TIGER DANCER = $10.70
RUFFIAN = $5.20
''Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrow! 1 Feather Away From Golden Goose Egg Nest!
Move Over Grumpy Cat! There's A New 'Grump' In Town!
:flaming:
WE NOW BID YOU A 'HIPPITY-HOPPIN' JOURNEY HOME
WITHOUT BOOZE AND CELL PHONES: CARROTS ARE OK :thumbsup:
:girlkiss:
Congrats to Blunny very nice effart
Spectacular race call
CONGRATS Blunny!!
The only way he hopped that fast was because I was on his tail
shoving a carrot up his ___
Blunny, that was a nice win. Congrats
Good form Blunny!!! ;D
This was one of the most impressive performances I can recall!! 11 - 8 / 0 / 3 :OMG: One of the 3rd's at over 30/1!!! :thumbsup:
Outstanding call as usual Lady Cat!!! :thanks:
Until next time....see ya'll in the Starting Gate!!! 8) :rhrse:
Belated congratulations, Blunny!