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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE AT KEENELAND RACETRACK
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DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, WILL BE RUNNING INTO HISTORY
IF HE CAN MANAGE TO BREAK THE BARRIER THAT HAS PREVENTED SO MANY
FROM A VICTORIOUS 3-PEAT ACCOMPLISHMENT!
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OUR FEATURE EVENT IS ~
THE ''QRFLUFFL BIRTHDAY BASH''
CELEBRATING THE 8TH BIRTHDAY OF RUFFIAN'S PRECIOUS POMERANIAN
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DC ROAMIN WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CONNIVING CHALLENGERS
ALL TRYING TO PREVENT HIS RUN INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS
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SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR GLORY OR GRIEF!
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THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO RUN
AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE 'QRFLUFFL BIRTHDAY BASH'
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IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO TAKING CHARGE EARLY INTO THE TURN
ROAMIN, THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY LEAD THE WAY
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OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, CLEARLY IN COMMAND
WITH NO CHALLENGER EVEN CLOSE ~ YET
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THUNDER CAT IS NEXT BUT AT LEAST 15 LENGTHS BACK
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IT'S ANOTHER HUGE GAP BACK TO RUFFIAN, BLUNNY, TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN
IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ARE DUSTY & CIGARSHOP
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THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
DEFENDING CHAMP ROAMIN IS MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE RACE
NOBODY IS EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO MOUNT A CONVINCING CHALLENGE
THUNDER CAT EVEN RUNNING WELL IS STILL 18 LENGTHS BACK
ENERGIZER BLUNNY RUNNING ON A HALF CHARGED BATTERY IS NEXT
WAY FAR BACK IS THE REST OF THE FIELD STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP
RUFFIAN, TIGER DANCER, CRUZAN, DUSTY & CIGARSHOP
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
ROAMIN RUNNING RAMPID WITH A HUGE LEAD HEADING INTO HISTORY
ONLY THUNDER CAT CAN MAKE IT OR BREAK IT FOR THE CLASSY COLT!
BUT SHE HAS HER WORK CUT OUT FOR HER AS THE CAPRICIOUS COLT
UP AHEAD IS SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF
GIVING IN OR GIVING UP THE LEAD
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BLUNNY IS ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BEHIND THUNDER CAT
FOLLOWED BY A LATE SURGING CRUZAN
RUFFIAN, TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT
WAY FAR BACK ARE DUSTY & CIGARSHOP
VYING FOR EITHER A VISIT TO THE DOG OR CAT HOUSE
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THE CROWD IS GOING WILD WITNESSING HISTORY AKA ''HIS STORY'' ;)
AS ROAMIN CROSSES THE FINISH LINE WITH NO CHALLENGER CLOSE
AND THE FANS SEEING A 3-PEAT PERFECTION PERFORMANCE
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THUNDER CAT WITH A GOOD EFFORT IS 2nd
BLUNNY WITH A LATE SURGE OF SPEED IS 3rd
CRUZAN THO LATE TO GET STARTED MAKES UP FOR IT IN THE FINAL FURLONG
AND WILL HEAD TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
QRFLUFFL BIRTHDAY BASH
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}{ REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFINATOR }{
[email protected]{{DC}} ROAMIN = $65.40 :celebrate:
3 PEAT GLORY!
THUNDER CAT = $49.80
*Qrfluffl Birthday Bash Bridesmaid :banghead:
BLUNNY = $33
*Late Energy Catches The Bodacious Bouquet :thumbsup:
CRUZAN = $25.40
Snail 1st Half ~ Speedy Final Furlong To Steal 'The Precious :evil:'
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
RUFFIAN = $12.40
TIGER DANCER = $10.20
DUSTY = $6.80
CIGARSHOP = $3
*** HEADS TO YE OLD DOG HOUSE :puppykisses:
FOR MILK BONE BISCUITS ~ CHEW TOYS AND VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS!
{That Incentive May Be The Valid Reason For Running Slowly!} ;)
THE $$$ CALCULATOR AWAITS FOR CIGARSHOP NEXT TIME!
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM KEENELAND
LEAVING WITH AN EXCITING MEMORY OF A 3-PEAT VICTORY AT LAST
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WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
REMINDING EVERYONE THAT NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE!
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