:forruffian:
**CONGRATS TO ---> DUSTY :celebrate:
WHO MADE A MOCKERY OF THE RACE -- EXCEPT
THE ONLY ONES LAUGHING WERE HER FANS!
:happy: :lmao: :happy:
VENUE CHOICE: INDIANA GRAND ==> RACES 1-8 ONLY
:lightbulb: **DO NOT INCLUDE RACE 9 = QUARTER HORSES** :lightbulb:
FEATURE EVENT ON JUNE 13TH WILL BE
:evil: ''LUCKY #13'' STAKES :evil:
POST TIMES: 2:05 ET // 1:05 CT // 12:05 MT // 11:05 AM PT
SCORE-KEEPER:
CLUTCHING THE CAT HOUSE KEY SO TIGHTLY THAT NOBODY
ELSE CAN MANAGE TO PRY IT AWAY FROM HER, ---> ~RUFFIAN~
AMIDST CATNIP ~ CAT CHOW ~ CHIPPENDALES!
:chickendance:
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
BEST TO READ EM THRU
RATHER THAN NOT + ERRR
THEN FROWN WHEN SEE D.Q.
:flaming:
:forruffian:
IRASCIBLE ~ INSIGHTFUL ~ IMAGINATIVE + IDIOTIC @ INDIANA
R1 >>> 1 7 4 9 5
FARMERS ONLY
RYMAN
MINI CHUNK
R2 >>> 5 3 8 7 6
PASS THE BISCUITS
TWO BIRDS ONE STONE (aka: Animal Cruelty!) :flaming:
ALGO FIRST (As Usual = aka: Alpha Mare)
R3 >>> 8 7 10 4 3
PEGASUS ON THE GO
FLASHIN THE FLOWERS
EXPRESS WIN
R4 >>> 5 1 4 6 2
BIZZEE MISCHIEF :evil:
ORBELLINA
EASY VICTORY
R5 >>> 1 6 8 11 9
DISTORTED JUSTICE
BOILER BABE
FAITH IN AMERICA
R6 >>> 6 4 5 7 2
SAUCY DAME
CAREER GIRL
CHAMADE
R7 >>> 1 6 11 12 2
I'M IN TROUBLE
BOLD CONCEPT
STAR OF HONEY
R8 >>> 1 9 4 8 5
KITTEN STREET
(Kitten's Joy Of Course)
:forruffian:
YOUR DECISION NOT MINE (Animal Kingdom!) :girlkiss:
RETURN IN GLORY
Okay....here goes...
1. 3/6/10
2. 3/5/6
3. 4/6/9
4. 7/8/3
5. 5/9/7
6. 2/1/10
7. 5/1/2
8. 6/10/3
Good LUCK ALL!
RACE 1 - 1, 3, 7
RACE 2 - 4, 3, 5
RACE 3 - 5, 4, 3
RACE 4 - 2,6,1,
RACE 5 - 2, 8, 6
RACE 6 - 2, 4, 10
RACE 7 - 8, 2, 10
RACE 8 - 9, 11, 6
Good luck to all!
Rolling Thunder Ranch
1 -- 3, 9, 1
2 -- 8, 4, 3
3 -- 6, 1/1a, 5
4 -- 8, 6, 2
5 -- 11, 9, 8
6 -- 7, 1, 9
7 -- 2, 6, 1
8 -- 10, 3, 6
1st: 6,3
2nd: 6,3
3rd: 6,3
4th: 8,9
5th: 9,8
6th: 1,7
7th: 1,7
8th: 3,2
Cave Springs Ranch
1 -- 3, 9, 1
2 -- 8, 4, 3
3 -- 1/1a, 6, 5
4 -- 6, 8, 2
5 -- 9, 11, 8
6 -- 7, 1, 9
7 -- 6, 7, 1
8 -- 3, 10, 6
Race 8 should read 3, 6, 10
R1.7-9-3
R2. 5-1-7
R3. 7-5-4
R4. 6-7-8
R5. 5-9-11
R6. 12-7-14
R7. 5-7-8
R8. 9-7-5
:forruffian:
TIGER DANCER PIX:
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES BEYOND CONTROL :banghead:
I AM POSTING TIGER DANCER PIX FOR HER
=======================================
R1
4-7-9-6-10
R2
7-6-5-4-8
R3
7-4-6-10-3
R4
3-1-7-5-6
R5
6-11-1-6-5
R6
10-11-1-6-5
R7
6-8-4-2-12
R8
9-4-1-5-8
:forruffian:
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
COMING TO YOU FROM INDIANA GRAND RACETRACK
*** OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY: LUCKY #13 STAKES ***
DEFENDING CHAMP + 2017 CO-HOTY ~ DUSTY WILL BE RUNNING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY
WITH THE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET THERE ARE 7 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO TURN ''LUCKY-13'' INTO UNLUCKY FOR HER!
:raspberry:
AS 7 ARE STANDING QUIETLY, AS OUR DEFENDING CHAMP IS RESTLESS ~
CAUSING A BOLD RUCKUS IN FRONT OF THE GATE
PEPPERMINTS & BLINDFOLD QUICKLY ENTICE HER TO GO IN
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''LUCKY #13'' STAKES
CIGARSHOP WITH A 'SMOKIN' HOT SURGE OF SPEED QUICKLY
SEPARATES HIMSELF FROM THE FIELD WITH A HUGE LEAD HEADING INTO THE TURN
:rhrse:
===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====
HOW QUICKLY THINGS CAN CHANGE!
:OMG:
CIGARSHOP NOW IS RUNNING IN 3RD AS THUNDER CAT HAS ROARED BY EVERYONE
TO TAKE A HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER THE FIELD WITH CRUZAN & CIGARSHOP
RUNNING AT LEAST 13 UNLUCKY LENGTHS BACK IN HER DUST!
IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO BLUNNY WHOSE
ENERGIZER-BATTERY IS RUNNING ON A HALF-FULL CHARGE SO FAR!
:flaming:
WAY FAR BACK JUST MEANDERING ALONG LIKE A SLOTH-SNAIL-SIDE-SHOW
ARE FOUR FALTERING FINICKY FILLYS SHOWING NO INTEREST IN RUNNING AT ALL TODAY ~
SEEMINGLY ENJOYING JUST LOLLYGAGGING AS IF THEY WERE OUT FOR A STROLL IN THE PARK!
CATALINA ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER & DEFENDING CHAMP DUSTY
===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====
THUNDER CAT LEADING THE WAY SHOWING POWERFUL ENERGY WITH NOBODY
EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET HER HOOF DUST IN THEIR FACE!
:raspberry:
STILL 13 UNLUCKY LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN + CIGARSHOP
THE FOUR FEEBLE FLUSTERED FILLYS STILL DOING THE SNAIL-SLOTH-SHUFFLE
===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====
THUNDER CAT SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN HAS
TOTAL COMMAND OF THE RACE WITH NO CHALLENGER EVEN CLOSE
:rhrse:
CRUZAN + CIGARSHOP IN THEIR OWN LITTLE CLEVER CALCULATING CONTEST
TO BE THE BRIDESMAID OF THE DAY
OUT OF THE RUNNING FOR BRIDESMAID, TIGER DANCER + BLUNNY
NECK + NECK ~ AS NOW, STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS' IS THE GOAL
RUFFIAN IS NEXT PURRRRING ALONG WITHOUT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
TODAY TO PROVIDE NOT EVEN THE SMALLEST OF ROARS
:banghead:
EVEN FARTHER BACK CATALINA + DUSTY HAVE SLOWED DOWN TO A TURTLE-TROT PACE,
WITH NEITHER FILLY SHOWING ANY INTEREST IN RUNNING TODAY!
COULD THE ''#13'' HAVE PUT A MENTAL BLOCK IN THEIR HEADS?
:evil:
NO GUESSWORK OR PHOTO NEEDED TODAY
AS THUNDER CAT LEFT THE 'PURRRING' TO THE OTHER FELINE FILLYS
AND LED THE WAY WITH A DOMINATING DECISIVE DASH TO THE WIRE!
:rhrse:
$$$ ===== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===== $$$
THUNDER CAT = $70.10 :celebrate:
*Feisty ~ Fierce ~ Ferocious! #13 Proves Very Lucky!
CRUZAN = $49.40
*Late Determination To Secure The Bridesmaid Award
CIGARHOP = $44.10
*Flowers Smell Better Than Cigar Smoke!
DEAD HEAT FOR THE PRECIOUS! Poor Gollum!
TIGER DANCER + BLUNNY = $30
RUFFIAN = $18
CATALINA = $7
*Almost A Cat House Key In Her Grasp! :banghead:
(DC) DUSTY = $2.40
*Almost A Golden Goose Egg ~ But Does Get A Yo-Yo-Mama Award! :thumbsup:
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM INDIANA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
MAY ALL YOUR #13 DAYS BE LUCKY ONES
:girlkiss:
Congratulations on winning, Thunder Cat! Great race call, Miz Ruffian!
Well done Thunder Cat...
Very good race call by Ms Rufffffffff