MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/14 *RESULTS*

[RUFFIAN]

                                       

GOOD EVENING & WELCO9ME TO LADIES NIGHT AT WOODBINE
       AN ALL FILLYS AGENDA FOR OUR MIDWEEK MAYHEM
                 BUT ~ WILL A FILLY WIN THE DAY'S GLORY
OR A CONTENTIOUS COLT STEPS IN TO STEAL FILLY FUN & FAME ?
                                       

                 FEATURE EVENT:  'LADIES RULE'  STAKES   

DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN WILL HAVE 8 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
    TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER ROAMIN-ROMP TO THE WIRE!

         THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

           AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'LADIES RULE' STAKES

FLYING OUT OF THE GATE AS IF THEY HAD FIRECRACKERS
   ATTACHED TO THEIR HOOVES ARE DUSTY & BLUNNY
  LEAVING THE REST OF THE RUNNERS FAR BACK AND
   WONDERING IF THEIR GATE HAD MALFUNCTIONED?
                                                                         

TIGER DANCER QUICKLY HAS ROARED UP TO JOIN THE FRONT
   RUNNING DUO LEADING THE STRAGGLERS INTO THE TURN
                           

                       OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
                 
DUSTY & BLUNNY INCREASING THEIR SPEED EVEN MORE
NOW HAVE LEFT TIGER DANCER 'TWISTING' IN THE WIND
AS CRUZAN HAS JOINED THE DANCING TIGER BUT THIS DUO
ARE AT LEAST 13 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING PAIR
                                                           

             THUNDER CAT IS ANOTHER 11 LENGTHS BACK
       EVEN FARTHER BACK IS CIGARSHOP NOT 'SMOKIN' YET

AT THE BACK DOING THE TURTLE-TEMPO-TANGO IS THE 3-R-SQUAD
                             ROAMIN ~ RAVEN & RUFFIAN
                                   

                           THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

                 DUSTY & BLUNNY CONTINUE TO LEAD THE WAY

THUNDER CAT NOW IS ON THE MOVE GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
TIGER DANCER IS RIGHT THERE AS THESE 2 FRISKY FILLYS ARE
CUTTING INTO THE LENGTHY LEAD SET BY THE DUO IN FRONT
                                                                       

CIGARSHOP FINALLY HAS LIT HIS FIRE SMOKIN UP THE RAIL

DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN,  IS NEXT BUT NOT FINDING HIS
WINNING WAYS STRIDE YET ~ NOT GAINING ON THE LEADERS
                                           

CRUZAN JOINS ROAMIN NOW, FOLLOWED BY A LETHARGIC
RAVEN WHO IS NOT FLYING HIGH TODAY AND RUFFIAN WHO
APPARENTLY LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' SNOOZIN AT THE BARN   

                   AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

DUSTY JUST A HALF LENGTH IN FRONT OF THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
AS THESE 2 ARE LOCKED IN A BODACIOUS BATTLE FOR THE VICTORY
                                           

    THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER ROARING JUST ANOTHER LENGTH BACK

             THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE LIKELY OUT OF THE MONEY

                                THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

DUSTY ALL OUT TRYING TO BRING HOME FILLY GLORY ON LADIES NIGHT
     BLUNNY DOING ALL HE CAN TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING!   
                                   COLT EGO ON THE LINE!   

THUNDER CAT NOW NIPPING AT THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' TAIL
                      TIGER DANCER STAYING STRONG

         CAN THE FEARLESS FEISTY FILLY TAKE THE 'LADIES RULE' STAKES
                                            INDEED SHE CAN!
                          JUST BY A FEW 'DUSTY WHISKERS'

                    THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS A STRONG 2ND
           JUST A HIPPITY-HOP AWAY FROM STEALING FILLY GLORY

                 THUNDER CAT CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
        TIGER DANCER HEADS TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

              $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH: LADIES RULE STAKES $$$$$
                       {{Report $$ Objections To The Ruff-Enforcer}}
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DUSTY = $76.20   
*Gate To Wire 'Dusting' Off The Field!

BLUNNY = $71.40
*Excellent Energized Effort   

THUNDER CAT = $67
*Bodacious Bouquet Worthy   

TIGER DANCER = $64.90
*Supurrr Start ~ Faltering Final Furlong
Heads To The Shire To Confront Gollum  ~  & Steal 'The Precious'

                                        $$$ ALSO RAN $$$

CIGARSHOP = $52.10

{{DC}} ROAMIN = $41.50

CRUZAN = $40

RAVEN = $30.10

RUFFIAN = $14.20
*Canadian Mounties Diverted Her Attention!
  Cat House Awaits With Catnip & Chippendales
Perhaps She Can Convince Them To Be On Horseback?   

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY
                               

[Roamin]

Nice win Dusty, congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very nice race call, good job Ruff.

[Cigarshop]

Well done DUSTY

wonderful call our leader

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