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Racing => Handicapping => Topic started by: RUFFIAN on June 03, 2018, 11:05:40 AM

Title: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 6/6 *RESULTS @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on June 03, 2018, 11:05:40 AM
   :forruffian:
**CONGRATS TO ---> THUNDER CAT :celebrate:
THE FREAKY FAST FILLY CLOSED WITH A MIGHTY ROAR
TO DENY DEFENDING CHAMP -- DUSTY, THE REPEAT GLORY!
                                      :raspberry:
                   
                VENUE CHOICE:  DELAWARE PARK 
        :lightbulb:  RACES 1--9 *ONLY* ==> RACE 10 = ARABIAN   :lightbulb:

    FEATURE EVENT ===> THE NATIONAL YO-YO DAY STAKES
       (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPt27bDrrhz4eX7cB1GzCz_kQsnYcJVFI2CmCs4UhkG2rOs48Q)


POST TIMES:  1:15 ET // 12:15 CT // 11:15 MT // 10:15 PT

SCORE-KEEPER:
WE WILL BE TREATED TO A RARE RESULTS RACE CALL
FROM THE COLT DOG HOUSE ---> THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY!
THE DOG HOUSE ''CONSOLATION'' OFFERS:
    *LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS  :chickendance:
                           
    *A CASE OF MILKBONE DOG BISCUITS   :puppykisses:
                         
    *A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS
A CASE WOULD NOT BE WISE CAUSE
WE MIGHT NOT SEE RESULTS FOR DAYS!
  :happy:      :OMG:       :happy:


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
TO ERRR & SEE A D.Q.
              :banghead:


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Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on June 05, 2018, 11:12:19 AM
                                :forruffian:
  :lightbulb: RACES 1---9 *ONLY* ==> RACE 10 = ARABIAN
      :mallet: PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE RACE 10 IN ENTRY!   :thanks:

IT WILL ONLY SERVE TO CONFUSE OUR SCOREKEEPER: ENERGIZER-BLUNNY  :banghead:
   
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: blunny on June 05, 2018, 12:16:00 PM
Whats the point of Breeding and running Arabian horses 6 times a year.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on June 05, 2018, 12:29:35 PM
                              :forruffian:

Blunny Question
"Whats the point of Breeding and running Arabian horses 6 times A year "

ARABIANS
They're called the  DRINKERS OF THE WIND ~
Because  they are Known for great ENDURANCE

They are entered in many different events such as cross country
even more than one day as very rarely does any other breed outlast them! :thumbsup:

So racing is only one aspect of Arabians = My FAVORITE horse breed  :girlkiss:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on June 05, 2018, 12:48:59 PM
                                            :forruffian:


DYNAMIC ~ DISCERNING ~ DECEPTIVE + DANGEROUS @ DELAWARE

RACE 1 >>>   1  6  4  5  3
DANGEROUS NOTION

CASE THE PLACE
IRISH COLONY


RACE 2 >>>   1  7  2  4  6
NERVE LINE  ===> (Dam: by Sunday Silence!)   :girlkiss:

TOUGH WEATHER (90+ ALL WEEK = HOT TO TROT)
HYGH LIFE (+ LEGAL TOO)


RACE 3 >>>   5  4  6  3  1 === *TUFF CHOICE*  :banghead:
MS ELEGANCE

YOU ARE STILL THE WON
LUCKY CHICA


RACE 4 >>>   12/AE  10  2  3  4
AE) ANIMAL LADY!  ===> (LeroidesAnimaux! A Fave Sire)  :girlkiss:

NEVISIAN SPIRIT
SUKKARI
TELLING ME SOFTLY


RACE 5 >>>   3  4  5  1  6
DIRT + DIAMONDS

SINGING IN STILETTOS
MARINE LAYER


RACE 6 >>>   2  6  13/AE  7  5  3 === *Torn Tween My Top 3!)  :banghead:
SO KITTEN! ===> (Kitten's Joy ~ of Course)   :forruffian:

THE CATMAN CAN (BlueGrass CAT)
AE) ZANDAR (''Z''  Obsession)


RACE 7 >>>   2  5  6  1  3
SHE BE FIERCE!
(Dam: Hear Us Roar / Lion Hearted!)  :forruffian:

OUR PRINCESS BELLE (Dam: Princess PurrsAlot / Sir Cat)
SMOKE THE HUNT (Dam: By Smoke Glacken: A FAVE Sire)  :girlkiss:


RACE 8 >>>   2  1  8  11/AE  4
DIALIN (*Dam: Elecktrick KITTY By: Tale Of The CAT)  :forruffian:

JUST TOO MUCH
FINDING PERFECTION (Or PurrrFection)


RACE 9 >>>   7  4  6  3  2
PROSPECTIVE LADY

HOLD HER TIGHT
BLUE STRIKE




Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: Dusty on June 05, 2018, 06:00:42 PM
Taking my shots!

1. 6/1/3
2. 6/3/2
3. 4/6/2
4. 5/2/8
5. 5/7/2
6. 8/1/3
7. 2/5/4
8. 5/1/8
9. 1/6/8

Good LUCK ALL!!!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: blunny on June 06, 2018, 06:45:31 AM
Rolling Thunder Ranch
Enjoy the Delaware Oaks
The new Sports Book & Card Room

1 -- 3, 5, 6
2 -- 2, 6, 3
3 -- 6, 5, 3
4 -- 7, 5, 1
5 -- 3, 4, 5
6 -- 4, 3, 5
7 -- 4, 8, 7
8 -- 8, 12, 7
9 -- 8, 1, 4
10 -- 2, 5, 1
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: blunny on June 06, 2018, 08:01:49 AM
Rolling Thunder Ranch

due to scratches

Race 6 -- 9, 3, 1
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: blunny on June 06, 2018, 08:04:56 AM
Rolling Thunder Ranch

Delete Race 10
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: THUNDER CAT on June 06, 2018, 08:09:49 AM
Cave Springs Ranch

1 -- 5, 1, 3
2 -- 2, 6, 7
3 -- 4, 3, 6
4 -- 9, 7, 10
5 -- 5, 6, 1
6 -- 6, 7, 3
7 -- 7, 4, 8
8 -- 7, 8, 10
9 -- 8, 4, 6
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: Real Quiet on June 06, 2018, 08:30:21 AM
R1...3-5-4
R2...7-6-2
R3...1-4-3
R4...10-7-2
R5...5-6-3
R6...7-10-6
R7...8-4-7
R8...8-1-6
R9...4-2-6
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: Catalina on June 06, 2018, 08:37:29 AM
RACE 1   - 3, 6, 5
RACE 2   - 7, 3, 2
RACE 3   - 2, 6, 5
RACE 4   - 5, 7, 12
RACE 5   - 5, 6, 1
RACE 6   - 1, 8, 6
RACE 7   - 4, 6, 1
RACE 8   - 3, 7, 5
RACE 9   - 2, 1, 6

Good luck to all!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on June 06, 2018, 09:06:57 AM
FROM CRUZAN VIA EMAIL

Ok. I'm out of town again on another vacation
and this resort don't have secure WIFI
these are my selection for today's contest

R1. 5-6-2
R2. 5-6-7
R3. 5-6-4
R4. 5-6-7
R5. 5-6-7
R6. 5-6-7
R7. 5-6-7
R8. 5-6-7
R9. 5-6-7
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on June 06, 2018, 09:48:10 AM
                                         :forruffian:

        I'm wondering if CRUZAN Is channeling CigarShop?
                   :happy:    :OMG:    :happy:
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: TIGER DANCER on June 06, 2018, 10:15:48 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTdyvqMuysNwSSMH8oIKouHaeR_41McnMLJJAQLxqfILILvbmJ)  (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgRRKipfWiV95Z-JnLM5wSI4E9BOHrfVbvm6Owa0IBzs3FIfnh2g)


R-1:  3 - 2 - 1

R-2:  6 - 3 - 1 - 2

R-3:  1 - 5 - 4

R-4:  10 - 12 - 9 - 6

R-5:  3 - 2 - 1

R-6:  2 - 6 - 3 - 7

R-7:  5 - 6 - 8 - 9

R-8:  2 - 1 - 4 - 5

R-9:  6 - 2 - 7
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: Cigarshop on June 06, 2018, 10:50:20 AM
Good luck to those partaking in today's event....
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: JUNE 6 @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: blunny on June 06, 2018, 09:10:26 PM
 
Delaware Park  RESULTS
Home of the YO YO's

The ass't starters are standing around in conversation about the
excitement of the newly opened Sports Book and Poker Room.

Problem is the horses for the next race have not come out for the Post Parade.
After saddling them, they disappeared with the grooms.

The starter is screaming at the Stewards wondering where his horses are.
The Stewards are blaming the out riders for losing them.

The Starter had enough of the finger pointing and sends his ass't starters.
out to find them.

Following the sound of neighing and high five hoof slapping...
they were found in the Sports Book.

The ass't starters grab them by there ears and lead them back to the track
before they could lose all their feed money.

Led to the gate they notice Ruffian is still missing.
Stewards, with their Bi-nocs searching the track, calling for the trainer over the PA system,
while the jockey tries to Explain   he was told to meet his horse at the gate.

Stewards alert the Starter that someone is approaching the Gate
It's a horse drawn trailer, bringing Ruffian to the gate.

Real Quiet thinks it looks more like a horse ambulance fitting her ability to run.
Cruzan thinks she would be better off arriving in a Pumpkin.
Out steps Ruff into something left by the Bunny.

All in the gate, Ruff bites the ass't starter for trying to remove her Fascinator.

Starter happy to send them on there way before the sun goes down.

The first 1/4 finds The Energizing Bunny leading the pack into the back stretch
doing the Bunny Hop in front of a Conga line of the rest of the field.

The line is tight down the back stretch when someone gooses Dusty
and she leap frogs over-all to the lead,
rubbing her Butt with a smile on her face.

No getting to the Duster as she crosses the finish line after some assistance
(caught on video) from Cruzan.

Next came the Bunny well out in front of the others,
who are still keeping a discipline line kicking like the Rockettes
and hopping like Playboy Bunnies, while a little battle was going on between
Ruff and Thunder at the tail end of the pack.

In the photo the tail was pinned on Ruff while still trying to shake off her glass slippers
the present the Bunny gave her.

A call was put out for her Chariot and she was deposited into the Cat House.


   DUSTY     $118.70
   Blunny         56.10
   Real Quiet    39.10
Tiger Dancer    32.00
   Cruzan         29.50
   Catalina        26.80
Thunder Cat    25.30
Ruffian             14.60


















Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 6/6 *RESULTS @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: Real Quiet on June 07, 2018, 06:53:17 AM
Great race call Mr. B and big congrats to the Dusty One for dusting the field. Nicely played. And I won some moolah at Delaware's Sports Book on Ruffian winning the cat house honors.
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 6/6 *RESULTS @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: Catalina on June 07, 2018, 08:11:33 AM
Congratulations to Dusty on a spectacular win.  Very funny race call, Blunny!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 6/6 *RESULTS @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: RUFFIAN on June 07, 2018, 09:26:36 AM
                                       :forruffian:

THAT'S THE WAY TO ''DUST OFF'' THOSE PESKY COLTS IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES! :raspberry:

IT ONLY TOOK HOW MANY 'BRIDESMAID' FINISHES FOR THE DUSTY ONE TO SAY
     "ENUFF  IS  ENUFF ~ THE BRIDESMAID GOWN CLOSET IS TOO CROWDED!
                                                :celebrate:                                                     
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 6/6 *RESULTS @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: Dusty on June 07, 2018, 09:39:24 PM
Thank you all! And what a unique race call there Blunny! WOOOT!!!!!
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 6/6 *RESULTS @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: Cigarshop on June 08, 2018, 04:57:53 PM
Well done Dusty...

Very creative race call from blunny
Title: Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 6/6 *RESULTS @ DELAWARE PARK
Post by: THUNDER CAT on June 11, 2018, 06:55:53 PM
That Race Call was sick

He needs help