Racing => Handicapping => Topic started by: RUFFIAN on July 16, 2018, 01:39:00 PM
Title: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/14 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA
Post by: RUFFIAN on July 16, 2018, 01:39:00 PM
:forruffian: **RESULTS**
GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME TO SUPURRR SATURDAY @ INDIANA GRAND
CELEBRATING: 'NATIONAL PANDEMONIUM DAY' OF COURSE, OUR FEATURE EVENT IS: THE 'PANDEMONIUM' STAKES OR AS SOME FANS PREFER TO CALL IT THE 'PANDA-MOAN-IUM' STAKES
DEFENDING CHAMP ---> THUNDER CAT WILL HAVE 9 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT 'ROAR' TO THE WIRE
CIGARSHOP IS A LATE SCRATCH, AND RUMOR SUGGESTS THAT HE IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE, TO BOTHER WITH SOMETHING AS MUNDANE AS A HORSE RACE! (*UNDERSTANDABLE AS HE IS HANGIN OUT WITH JACK DANIELS AND JIM BEAM, ALONG WITH LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS!)
10 ARE IN THE GATE WITHOUT MUCH 'CHAOS' ON PANDEMONIUM DAY
AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''PANDEMONIUM'' STAKES ...
IT'S A FRISKY FOURSOME OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD PEEPTOAD ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ REAL QUIET ~ CRUZAN
THIS QUARTET IS FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN + BLUNNY
TRAILING THE FIELD HEADING INTO THE TURN ARE TIGER DANCER ~ CATALINA ~ THUNDER CAT ~ DUSTY
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
THE ORIGINAL FRISKY FOUR HAS SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A LONER ON THE LEAD AS DUSTY HAS ROCKETED TO THE FRONT WITH AN AMAZING SURGE OF SPEED + POWER
AROUND 7 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FEISTY FILLY IS THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WHOSE BATTERY IS ON 'FULLY-CHARGED'
IT'S A FIERCELY FAST FILLY TRIO GAINING GROUND QUICKLY PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT & CATALINA WHO ARE JUST A NECK AHEAD OF THE DANCING TIGER
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE: POST TIME MIKE ~ RUFFIAN ~ CRUZAN + REAL QUIET
~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
THE FURIOUSLY FAST FILLY AT THE FRONT IS QUICKLY FADING LIKE LAST WEEK'S FRESH FRUIT LOSING GROUND AT AN ALARMING RATE!
TAKING COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE LEAD IS --> PEEPTOAD WHO NOW HAS LEAPED HER WAY TO THE FRONT BY AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS!
BLUNNY + DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT FOLLOWED BY DUSTY + TIGER DANCER
IT'S ANOTHER 7 LENGTHS BACK TO CATALINA + CRUZAN WITH REAL QUIET, RUFFIAN + POST TIME MIKE LANGUISHING LAST
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
IT'S A FIERCELY FRISKY FAST FILLY IN TOTAL COMMAND BY AN EVER INCREASING LEAD OVER WHAT NOW IS PROVING TO BE A RUNAWAY-RACE WITH NO CHALLENGERS AT ALL HEADING TO THE WIRE
PEEPTOAD CONTINUES TO LEAP + FROLIC ON THE LEAD ~ GLANCING BACK OVER HER SHOULDER TO SEE A DISTANT NOT-SO-ENERGIZED- BLUNNY + A THUNDER CAT WHOSE ROAR IS NOW JUST A PURRRRR AS THIS DAWDLING DUO ARE LOCKED IN A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN FOR THE 2nd PLACE MONEY
IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY + TIGER DANCER WHO ARE NECK + NECK IN A PERSNICKETY PURSUIT OF ''THE PRECIOUS''
WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD, THERE IS NO DOUBT AT ALL WHO WILL 'LEAP' PROUDLY IN THE WINNER CIRCLE TONIGHT!
A PHOTO WILL DETERMINE WHO WEARS THE BRIDESMAID GOWN ~ WHO WILL TAKE THE TIME TO SMELL THE FLOWERS ~ AND WHO WILL STEAL ''THE PRECIOUS''
STEWARDS ARE TAKING A VERY LONG TIME TO POST OFFICIAL RESULTS LIGHTS HAVE FINALLY STOPPED FLASHING :lightbulb: AND WE NOW KNOW WHAT TOOK SO LONG ...
**IT'S A DEAD HEAT FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY!**
DEFENDING CHAMP THUNDER CAT + THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' FELINE + BUNNY WHISKERS TOUCHING THE WIRE IN TANDEM WHICH LEAVES DUSTY HOLDING THE FLOWERS AND TIGER DANCER STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
1st ~ PEEPTOAD === $83.80 *Powerful + Persistent By Leaps + Bounds! Created Contentious Calamitous Chaos On Pandemonium Day! ~WINNER~
DEAD HEAT FOR 2nd: {DC}THUNDER CAT + BLUNNY === $57.00 *Nobody Was Gonna Catch The 'Leaping Leader' ~BRIDESMAIDS~
3rd ~ DUSTY === $41.80 *Due To DH For The Bridesmaid Award Dusty Frolics In Flowers ~FLORAL FELINE~
4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $40.20 *Clever + Conniving Course To Steal 'The Precious' ~RING-THIEF~
~~ALSO RAN~~
CATALINA === $32.80
CRUZAN === $30.00
REAL QUIET === $25.40
RUFFIAN === $20.80 *Missed The Cat House By A Frustrating Feline Whisker
POST TIME MIKE === $20.00 *Dog House Awaits With Doggie Biscuits, Jack Daniels + Jim Beam
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM INDIANA WISHING ALL A NOT-SO-PANDEMONIUM-FILLED-DAY!
PANDEMONIUM APPEARS WHETHER OR NOT WE WANT IT IT IS NOT WITHIN OUR POWER TO AFFECT THE UNIVERSE ONLY OUR OWN REACTION TO IT!
~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/14 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA
Post by: Catalina on July 16, 2018, 03:31:08 PM
Congratulations on a very clear win, and thank you to Miz Ruffian and Miz Tiger Dancing on the great race call and great graphics!
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/14 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA
Post by: Real Quiet on July 17, 2018, 04:19:59 AM
Congrats Peeptoad on a grand win. Nicely played. Thanks to the scorer and the graffic artiste.
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/14 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA
Post by: PostTimeMike on July 17, 2018, 06:08:44 AM