:forruffian: **A-MEWSING RESULTS**
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:lightbulb: Tiger Dancer in the Driver's Seat today :celebrate:
Paws on the Keyboard, Whiskers all a Twitter
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GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MID-WEEK MAYHEM
COMING TO YOU FROM SARATOGA
And the Feature Event:
The "Smoke Em if you Got Em" Stakes
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ONCE UPON A TIME.....AT A PLACE NOT FAR AWAY
A RACETRACK CALLED SARATOGA
WHERE THE COLTS AND FILLIES CAME OUT TO PLAY
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PLAYERS THERE WERE NINE
ALL READY TO CROSS THE LINE
THE COLTS WERE HOT TO TROT
AND THE FILLIES LOOKING FINE
AWAY THEY GO IN THE .....
Smoke Em if you Got Em STAKES
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{Apparently whomever placed the PP numbers :lmao:
Had a bit too much drink -or- Is a few fries short of a Happy Meal}
:lightbulb: In Tiger's Quirky Fashion
We're Starting at The End
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This Filly Kitty took a Giant Leap out of the gate ....
And landed herself in the Cat House ... Again
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She landed with such a thud,
She spooked the Mouse
Right outta the House
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Bringing up the Rear
In Supurrr Tigger Style
Is .... ~TIGER DANCER~
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HICKORY DICKERY DOCK
THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE ... 2 ... THEN 3
TICK TOCK -- TICK TOCK -- TICK TOCK
These 3 Would Bee ....
Blunny
Cruzan
Roamin
Just missing out on the 4 Spot
and the Highly Coveted Ring .... ~RAVEN~
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Now Fuming into the Final Furlongs and Our **Top 4**
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**PHOTO for 3rd / 4th**
Objections Raised for:
Biting, Scratching, Hissing, Swatting
The Committee has been called in ....
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Here is Their Ruling ....
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE
DUSTY JUMPED OVER THE MOON
THUNDER CAT LAUGHED
TO SEE SUCH A SIGHT
AND EVERYONE SANG OUT A TUNE {To be named later}
In 4th ... Dusting Up Ashes and Sweeping Up THEE RING
The PURR-RING BEARER ~DUSTY~
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Ending up in 3rd Place .... With the Bodacious Bouquet
~THUNDER CAT~
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Coming in 2nd ... Wearing the Bridesmaid Dress :lmao:
~CIGARSHOP~ {DC} and Our Resident Heavy Smoker
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And Flying down the track from Early on in the race ....
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1st across the Finish Line ~THE RUFF-INATOR~
Accompanied by an uptempo Eagles Classic ...
Life in The Fastlane :thumbsup:
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$$--OFFICIAL TOTALS--$$
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1st ~ Ruffian -----> $144.50
Let the Cheetah out of the bag early on and never looked back 👀
2nd ~ {DC}CigarShop -----> $79.90
3rd ~ Thunder Cat -----> $63.20
4th ~ Dusty -----> $60.60
~~ALSO RAN~~
Raven ........... $47.20
Roamin ......... $36.90
Cruzan .......... $35.00
Blunny ........... $31.30
And for the Repeat Glory of the Cat House
~Tiger Dancer~ ....... $29.00
~~Race Call -&- Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~
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