**CONGRATS TO ---> 
THE HIGHLY CHARGED ''ENERGIZER-BLUNNY''
WHO SEEMS TO BE HOPPING HIS WAY
              INTO SEVERAL YEAR END AWARDS
ANY WHO FOLLOW HIM DOWN YE OLE RABBIT HOLE
SEEM TO ALWAYS WIND UP CHASING HIS BUNNY TAIL
          WITHOUT EVER CATCHING IT!
                                   

      VENUE:
DEL MAR PACIFIC CLASSIC DAY + BONUS: ALABAMA {Saratoga: R-9}
    **PLEASE ADD ALABAMA PIX --> BELOW YOUR DEL MAR ###                   

**AUGUST 18th IS NATIONAL HONEY BEE DAY**
                   
     CELEBRATING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
             ''HONEY-SWEET OR BEE STUNG'' STAKES                          
                      { BEE-FAST  ~OR~  BEE-WARE!}
                                              

POST TIMES:  2 PM PACIFIC // 3 PM MT // 4 PM CT // 5 PM ET


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WHY NOT GO & VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR & SEE D.Q.
               

                    BODACIOUS   
                **BEAUCOUP~BUCKS~RESULTS**




     GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
           TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
WE'RE AT ARLINGTON PARK RACETRACK
      ON ARLINGTON MILLIONS DAY



           OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
THE 'BODACIOUS BEAUCOUP BUCKS' STAKES



DEFENDING CHAMP ---> REAL QUIET
    WILL HAVE 10 CHALLENGERS
DUE TO LATE SCRATCH OF EL PRADO,
ALL TRYING TO PREVENT THE CHARISMATIC COLT FROM
REPEATING HIS LAST IMPRESSIVE VICTORY GALLOP WIN


11 IN THE GATE ... AND THEY'RE OFF IN
              THE ''BODACIOUS-BOUCOUP-BUCKS'' STAKES ....



AWAY FIRST IS .... THUNDER CAT
BUT SHE IS ONLY 1/2 LENGTH IN FRONT OF
RUFFIAN + CIGARSHOP FOLLOWED BY
BLUNNY ~ PEEPTOAD ~ REAL QUIET

ANOTHER 3 LENGTHS BACK TO:
TIGER DANCER, DUSTY, POST-TIME-MIKE
A LENGTH AHEAD OF THE EARLY TRAILERS
     CATALINA -&- CRUZAN



     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


THUNDER CAT DID NOT HANDLE THE TURN WELL AT ALL
NOW DROPPING BACK QUICKLY, CONCEDING THE LEAD TO
   THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' -- WHO APPEARS TO BE
       RUNNING ON A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY TODAY 
     


THE BODACIOUS BLUNNY IS JUST A LENGTH IN FRONT OF
    PEEPTOAD ~ CIGARSHOP ~ REAL QUIET
         WITH THUNDER CAT -&- TIGER DANCER NEXT
FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN ~ POST-TIME-MIKE ~ CRUZAN

DUSTY -&- CATALINA CONTINUE
       AT SNAIL SPEED .... WAY FAR BACK



     ~~THEY'RE AT THE HEAD OF THE STRETCH~~


  BLUNNY CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
NOW A FEW LENGTHS IN FRONT OF CIGARSHOP
AND THUNDER CAT --> WHO REGAINED HER MOJO
     


THIS TENACIOUS TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY:
     ~ PEEPTOAD ~
DEFENDING CHAMP --> REAL QUIET 
              AND RUFFIAN
ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS BACK ARE:
   CRUZAN -&- TIGER DANCER

AND IT'S FAR BACK TO
THE TURTLE-TEMPO-TRIO OF
    POST-TIME-MIKE ~ CATALINA
AND A DAWDLING DUSTY AT THE REAR



     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


THE FULLY CHARGED  'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' 
   SEPARATING HIMSELF FROM THE REST
         IS 8 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF ....
              CIGARSHOP AND THUNDER CAT
WHO NOW ARE RUNNING FOR 2nd PLACE MONEY

A TEMERARIOUS TRIO OF
PEEPTOAD ~ REAL QUIET ~ RUFFIAN ARE NEXT
   STILL IN CONTENTION FOR
THE SHOW PLACE MONEY & THE PRECIOUS

CRUZAN -&- TIGER DANCER ARE SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK
FOLLOWED BY POST-TIME-MIKE ~ CATALINA ~ DUSTY

AT THE WIRE ~ NO DOUBT WHOSE GONNA STAND
       IN THE WINNER CIRCLE TODAY
   AS THE FULLY CHARGED ENERGIZER-BLUNNY
EASILY WINS THE 'BODACIOUS-BEAUCOUP-BUCKS' STAKES
       


   CIGARSHOP TAKES 2nd BY JUST
A TINY WHISKER OVER THUNDER CAT
   
PEEPTOAD WITH A LAST MINUTE 'LEAP' PREVAILS TO
STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' FROM DEFENDING CHAMP, REAL QUIET
         



  $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
                 



1st ~ BLUNNY === $71.20
*Fully Charged Energizer Blunny
Hops Away To Impressive Victory
~WINNER~ / A-K-A




2nd ~ CIGARSHOP === $64.60
*Strong Effort Gate To Wire
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $60.80
*Fast First Half, Finished Fervently
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ PEEPTOAD === $48.40
*Speedy Start ~ Struggled In Final Furlongs
~RING-THIEF~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


{DC}REAL QUIET === $46.20

RUFFIAN === $42.20

CRUZAN === $31.20

TIGER DANCER === $28.00

POST TIME MIKE === $18.00

CATALINA === $12.40

DUSTY === $3.80
*Just A Feather Away From A Golden Goose Egg Nest
.....


WE NOW BID YOU FAREWELL FROM ARLINGTON PARK
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME


~~Graphics By:  TIGER DANCER~~

           
**CONGRATS TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' 
      WHO SEEMS TO BE 'HOPPING' HIS WAY
             TO A YEAR END AWARD OR SEVERAL!

HE IS DEFINITELY HONORING THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE 'DOG'
AS THIS COLT LEFT 3 FILLY FELINES CHASING HIS BUNNY-TAIL
                                       

     VENUE:  DEL MAR
{*It Worked Great Last Time, Why Not Again!}

POST TIMES:  5 PM-ET // 4 PM-CT // 3 PM-MT // 2 PM-PT

         
**AUGUST 15 ==>  LEMON MERINGUE PIE DAY**
           
CELEBRATING THIS HOLIDAY ~ OUR FEATURE EVENT IS
                THE ''SWEET -OR- SOUR'' STAKES
...-OR- ...


      **REMEMBER THIS**   
   

                     
             SCORE-KEEPER:
    REPEAT DOG-HOUSE-KEY-KEEPER ===> ~CRUZAN~
IF THE HEAD-HONCHO-DOG-HOUSE-CUSTODIAN IS UNABLE
   TO FIND HIS CALCULATOR DUE TO AN ''OVERDOSE''  OF
LAS VEGAS DANCERS ~ JACK DANIELS ~ MILK BONE BISCUITS
                                     
    THE 'RUFF-ZILLIANT' ONE WILL ROAR ON IN
TO SWEETLY PRESENT THE OFFICIAL RACE RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR & SEE A D.Q.
               

     
                **CONGRATS TO REAL QUIET
WHO WAS ANYTHING BUT QUIET AS HE DEMOLISHED THE FIELD
          ON NATIONAL CHOCOLATE-CHIP-COOKIE DAY
WINNING THE ''RAKE IN THE DOUGH'' STAKES IMPRESSIVELY
       LEAVING A BEWILDERED BRIDESMAID BUNNY
                   HOPPING HOPELESSLY
      TRYING TO CATCH HIM IN THE FINAL FURLONGS 
                    HOW 'SWEET' IT IS!   
                                               
                 
          VENUE:  $$--ARLINGTON MILLIONS DAY--$$
   CELEBRATING ''MILLIONS DAY'' OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
THE ''BODACIOUS BEAUCOUP BUCKS'' STAKES
              CAN REAL QUIET ''RAKE IN THE DOUGH'' AGAIN?
            $$$$ $$$$                   


POST TIMES: 1:15 ET // 12:15 CT //  11:15 MT // 10:15 PT


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = D.Q.
                 

       **ROLLIN IN THE DOUGH RESULTS**




GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO
SUPURRR SATURDAY @ SARATOGA



TODAY WE ARE UNDER UMBRELLAS .....
AS MOTHER NATURE HAS DAMPENED THE TRACK
BUT NOT THE SPIRIT OF THE FANS AND HORSES!

TODAY IS NATIONAL CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DAY
HONORING THIS CELEBRATION ~ OUR FEATURE EVENT
       ** ''RAKE IN THE DOUGH'' STAKES **
 


DEFENDING CHAMP -- EL PRADO, WILL HAVE 9 CHALLENGERS
DUE TO THE LATE SCRATCH OF PEEPTOAD TAKING A BRIEF REST
   AND ONCE AGAIN ..... WHERE IS CIGARSHOP?        

LOCAL AUTHORITIES ARE PUTTING OUT A BOLO {Be On Look Out}
  ACCOMPANIED BY THE K-9 UNIT TO FIND CIGARSHOP!
HE MAY BE IN TROUBLE AND NEED OUR HELP TO FIND HIS WAY



THE TEN ARE READY TO RUN
AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE ....
           ''RAKE IN THE DOUGH'' STAKES



REAL QUIET LOSING NO TIME BURSTING OUT OF THE GATE
   TAKING THE EARLY LEAD INTO THE TURN

HE IS FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY & BLUNNY
THUNDER CAT ~ CRUZAN WHO ARE JUST AHEAD OF
POST TIME MIKE ~ TIGER DANCER ~ EL PRADO & CATALINA


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


REAL QUIET STILL IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD WITH A VERY
FEISTY FAST FILLY RIGHT ON HIS TAIL AS TIGER DANCER
ROARED OUT OF THE TURN WITH AN AMAZING TURN OF FOOT!

BLUNNY WITH AN EXTRA-CHARGED BATTERY TODAY IS NEXT
AND NOW RUNNING WITH TIGER DANCER AS THESE 2 ARE
RIGHT AT REAL QUIET'S TAIL AND WITH ONE SWIFT MOVE
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' HAS HOPPED RIGHT ON BY THE LEADER!

CRUZAN PICKING UP HIS 'CRUISIN' SPEED HAS JOINED THE
TRIO IN FRONT AS THIS FEARSOME FOURSOME LEAD THE WAY

DUSTY & THUNDER CAT ARE SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK FOLLOWED
BY RUFFIAN WHO HAS NOT YET AWAKENED HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO EL PRADO ~ POST TIME MIKE & CATALINA


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' LEAD DIDN'T LAST VERY LONG AS A
VERY CONFIDENT CALCULATING COLT ~ REAL QUIET,  HAS AGAIN
TAKEN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD INCREASING HIS SPEED

BLUNNY CONTINUES TO MOVE ALONG WELL
IT'S JUST A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO TIGER DANCER ~ CRUZAN ~
RUFFIAN ~ CATALINA ~ THUNDER CAT & POST TIME MIKE

TRAILING THE FIELD ARE DUSTY & DEFENDING CHAMP EL PRADO
SEEING HER CHANCES OF A REPEAT WIN DISAPPEARING QUICKLY


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


WHAT HAD BEEN A CLOSE CHALLENGING COMPETITION OF
BLUNNY + REAL QUIET,  HAS NOW TURNED INTO A RUNAWAY RACE
BY A RELENTLESS REAL QUIET WHO IS EXTENDING HIS LEAD
   WITH EVERY STRIDE OVER ALL CHALLENGERS

BLUNNY HOLDS TUFF IN THE 2ND SPOT WITH A TIGHT BATTLE
FOR THE SHOW MONEY BETWEEN TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN
  JUST A BIG CAT WHISKER SEPARATES THESE TWO

RUFFIAN & CATALINA STILL IN WITH A SHOT AT 'THE PRECIOUS'

AND THE FALTERING FOUR AT THE BACK ARE ALL BEING EASED
AS THERE IS NO CHANCE OF ANY PURSE MONEY TODAY ~
   ''RAKE IN THE DOUGH''  IS OUT OF THEIR REACH!

AS REAL QUIET'S NOSE CROSSES THE FINISH LINE
IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE NOT-SO-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY

TIGER DANCER JUST PURRRS INTO THE SHOW SPOT BY A WHISKER
OVER CRUZAN WHO MANAGES TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' FROM RUFFIAN

''RAKE IN THE DOUGH'' SIGNIFICANT FOR REAL QUIET TODAY!
WHO PUT THE REST TO SHAME AS HE REALLY CAME TO PLAY!


     $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ REAL QUIET === $73.60
*Relentless & Impressive 'Raking In The Dough'
~WINNER~



2nd ~ BLUNNY === $59.00
*Almost A Fully Charged Battery As
Bridesmaid Is Starting To Be His Thing!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID


3rd ~ TIGER DANCER === $34.10
*Once Again ~ Flowers Come Her Way
So Often, She Could Start A Garden
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ CRUZAN === $34.00
*Hey Buddy, Need A Dime?
No Flowers But Does Steal 'The Precious'
~RING-THIEF~



     ~~ALSO RAN~~


RUFFIAN === $32.70

CATALINA === $31.50

THUNDER CAT === $29.40

POST TIME MIKE === $22.80

DUSTY === $19.20

{DC} EL PRADO === $11.30
**No Repeat But Does Get A ''Yo-Yo-Mama'' Award**
      YO YO MAMA = From Penthouse To Cat House
......


WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM A SOGGY SARATOGA
   AND A SLIPPERY SENSIBLE SLOW SAFE JOURNEY HOME!


  ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
       

       
**CONGRATS TO ---> EL PRADO
THE 'COMEBACK-KID' IS ON A HOT ROLL
SO WE BETTER 'MIND OUR BISCUITS!'
     ON ''COLORADO DAY'' HOLIDAY
SHE DEFINITELY ROCKED A 'ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH'
  WITH WAY HIGHER PAYCHECK THAN ALL!


VENUE:  DEL MAR
AUGUST 8TH IS: INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY!  --> *Details Below

**HONORING THIS HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT IS** 
   THE ''MEOWZAPALOOZA~PURRFEST'' STAKES   

        IT MAY BE THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE DOG {COLTS} 
BUT TODAY MAY JUST BE PURRRRRRFECT FOR THE FILLY FELINES
                                           

POST TIMES:  2pm PACIFIC // 3pm MT // 4pm CT // 5pm ET

       
    SCORE-KEEPER:
LOUNGING IN THE OLE DOG HOUSE IS ~CRUZAN~
   WHO IF HE IS AWAKE -&- COHERENT
       WILL HAVE THE HONORS OF
KEEPING TABS ON THE DAY TO BRING THE RESULTS
**HOWEVER ~ IF HE IS UNABLE TO BARK OUT THE RESULTS
        THE 'RUFFINATOR' WILL ROAR IN TO HELP OUT
                                                    

International Cat Day, also known as World Cat Day,
Is a holiday Created in 2002
It not only celebrates the friendship that humans and cats share
But also to advocate for the safety and well-being of cats.
  This holiday is celebrated annually on August 8th.


RULES ARE WISE TO READ
SCROLL ON DOWN TO SEE
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THAN MOAN O' WOE IS ME
               

         
**CONGRATS TO ---> EL PRADO  
     WHO WITH POWER & AUTHORITY
DENIED DEFENDING CHAMP, THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
    A REPEAT RUN OF GLORY BY OPEN DAYLIGHT
                                       

VENUE:  SARATOGA


POST TIMES:  1 PM ET // NOON CT // 11 AM MT // 10 AM PT

                          AUGUST 4TH HOLIDAY:
             NATIONAL CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIE DAY
CELEBRATING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
          THE ''RAKE IN THE DOUGH'' STAKES

                                     

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THAN TO ERRR & SEE D.Q.
               

         **NOW POSTED / SCROLL DOWN**

      SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS UPDATE
             DUE TO WEEKEND ACTIVITIES ~ aka = FUN
AND EXTENSIVE GRAPHICATION FOR  ''4-HOOF-QUIK-STEP'' STAKES
                                              :chickendance:

THE VERY ENTERTAINING RACE CALL WILL BE
PRESENTED LATER TODAY OR THIS EVENING ~

MOST GOOD THINGS ARE WELL WORTH WAITING FOR
  HOPEFULLY THIS WILL PROVE TO BE ONE OF THEM 

YOUR PATIENCE & UNDERSTANDING IS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!
                                                   

                                               

                             CONGRATS TO CATALINA 
      WHO WITH GREAT DETERMINATION AND FELINE FINESSE ~
MANAGED TO JUST  'OUT-HOP' THE ''ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'' AT THE WIRE!
                                           

                                     VENUE: DEL MAR

                      AUGUST 1st IS OFFICIAL 'COLORADO DAY'

        HONORING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
               THE ''ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH''  STAKES   

                                            POST TIMES: 
      2 PM PACIFIC // 3 PM ROCKY MT HIGH // 4 PM CT // 5 PM ET

                                   *** SCOREKEEPER ***
      'YO-YO-MAMA'  RECIPIENT, THUNDER CAT, IS UNABLE TO BRING
               THE RACE RESULTS DUE TO OTHER OBLIGATIONS

         THEREFORE, IRONICALLY, THE ''ROCKY-MT-HIGH CATZILLA''
         WILL PROUDLY BE BRINGING THE RACE CALL UNLESS THE
     ''COLORADO CATNIP'' TAKES ITS TOLL AND SHE FALLS ASLEEP!
                                       
   
RULES ARE WISE TO READ
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
DO IT RIGHT THE 1ST TIME
THEN, NO NEED TO WORRY!
                 

         **ROUND -N- ROUND RESULTS**




GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO
  MIDWEEK MAYHEM @ SARATOGA

TODAY IS NATIONAL CAROUSEL DAY
  HONORING THAT HOLIDAY --
    OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:   THE ''PAINTED PONY'' STAKES




EACH HORSE WILL CARRY THE SILKS DESIGNED BY THE TRAINER
THESE SILKS WILL BE DESCRIBED IN THE RESULTS CALL WRAP UP

DEFENDING CHAMP -- THUNDER CAT
WILL HAVE 8 CHALLENGERS DUE TO
THE LATE SCRATCH OF CIGARSHOP ~ NO REASON GIVEN

    ~ THE FAB NINE ARE LOOKIN FINE ~
ADORNED IN SOME OUTRAGEOUS OUTFITS
     AND NOW ... ON WITH THE SHOW!
     


AWAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN
                    THE ''PAINTED-PONY'' STAKES ....



IT'S DUSTY SPRINTING AWAY QUICKLY
TO TAKE THE EARLY LEAD WITH     
NO CHALLENGERS CLOSE ~ YET
   WITH A LONG  WAY TO GO


     ~~HEADING OUT OF THE TURN~~


THINGS HAVE DRASTICALLY CHANGED AS
DUSTY LOST HER EARLY SPEEDY MOMENTUM
BEING DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING CRAWLING
     AROUND IN THE INFIELD ~

IT IS NOW CATALINA -&- CRUZAN
   IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
FOLLOWED BY A TENACIOUS TRIO OF:
BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER

REAL QUIET + THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT

AND STILL THE TRAILING TWOSOME REMAIN:
EL PRADO ~  NOT SHOWING ANY INCENTIVE TO RUN
AND RUFFIAN, WHO SEEMS A BIT 'UNINSPIRED' BY HER SILKS,
YET TO MAKE ANY SORT OF SPEEDY SURGE BY HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
 


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


CATALINA + CRUZAN CONTINUE TO LEAD THE WAY

TIGER DANCER WALTZES UP INTO 3rd
FOLLOWED BY THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
WHO APPEARS TO HAVE A 3/4 CHARGED BATTERY

HE IS JUST A LENGTH AHEAD OF EL PRADO
  WHO SUDDENLY FOUND HER STALKING MODE 
FOLLOWED BY DUSTY WHO IS STILL HANGIN TUFF   
  IN WITH A CHANCE AT SOME PURSE MONEY


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


CATALINA + CRUZAN CONTINUE NECK -&- NECK
    THE FRISKY FIERCELY FAST FILLY
THE CALCULATING CONTENTIOUS COLT 
STRIDE FOR STRIDE -- SEPARATING THEMSELVES FROM
   TIGER DANCER ~ BLUNNY ~ EL PRADO ~ DUSTY

RUFFIAN -- SO FAR TOTALLY UNAFFECTED
       BY HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SPEED AT ALL

REAL QUIET -- NOT DOING MUCH BETTER
IS JUST OFF RUFFIAN'S TAIL
   


DEFENDING CHAMP -- THUNDER CAT
IS STILL TRAILING AT A TEPID-TURTLE PACE
THUNDER-STRUCK BY THE SPEED IN FRONT OF HER

HERE COMES THE WIRE AS 2 NOSES TOUCH IT ALMOST IN SYNC
STEWARDS WILL NEED TIME REVIEWING THE REPLAY FOR SURE
           


IN THE MEANTIME, THE CROWD IS GETTING A CHANCE AT
ENJOYING THE OUTRAGEOUS SILKS WORN BY THE RUNNERS
  WHICH WILL BE DESCRIBED WITH THE OFFICIAL RESULTS

   THE LIGHTS HAVE FINALLY STOPPED FLASHING ....


      $$--OFFICIAL RESULTS--$$


1st ~ CATALINA === $69.00
SILKS: THE LION
   ~WINNER~
By A Few Frisky Feline Whiskers!
~QUEEN OF THE CAROUSEL~
BONUS OF A YO-YO-MAMA AWARD ==> CATHOUSE TO PENTHOUSE


2nd ~ CRUZAN === $64.20
SILKS: THE OSTRICH (Bridesmaid Bird Attired Gown!)
A Very Bodacious Bird Who Runs Furiously Fast!
Almost Caught The Lioness ~ Tho Best That He Didn't   
Or He Might Have Been 'Dinner' A La Carte!
~RUNNER UP!! / BRIDESMAID~



3rd ~ TIGER DANCER ===  $50.00
SILKS: THE WHITE TIGER
What Else Would This Trainer Have Chosen?
And Dancing in The Flowers Again             ~FLOWER-BEARER~
....


4th ~ BLUNNY === $44.70
SILKS: THE 'ALICE IN WONDERLAND: WHITE RABBIT'
''I'M LATE ~ I'M LATE..."  Proved To Be Torturously True Today!
But, Quick Enough To Steal 'The Precious' To Add To His Collection!
~RING-BEARER~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


EL PRADO === $43.80
SILKS:  THE WOLF
Sometimes The Wolf Is The Alpha Leader, Sometimes, Follows The Pack
Today, The Alpha Leader Failed To Appear, As Wolf Stalked The Leaders



DUSTY === $42.50
SILKS:  THE CRAFTY CAGEY CUNNING CROCODILE!
Decidedly Deadly With Ability To Devour All In It's Path
This Frisky Filly Can Support That Description Based On 2X HOTY
Today, This Croc Was Apparently Just Not That Carnivorously Hungry



RUFFIAN === $24.60
SILKS: THE CHEETAH
This Fast Filly Is Always Ready With Her ''Inner-Cheetah'' Guiding Spirit
But Today, It Seems Her Cheetah Preferred A Snooze In The Stall



REAL QUIET === $22.10
SILKS: THE GIRAFFE
With A Neck That High, This Giraffe Was Able To See 7 In Front But
Even His Lovely Long Legs, Were Not Fast Enuff Today



{DC}THUNDER CAT === $15.40
SILKS: THE TORTOISE
*A Lot Faster Than Turtle,Today,This Tortoise Preferred Reclining To Running
And, Freakishly Funny ~ This Tortoise Is Playing With A YO-YO!
*Yep, Our Defending Champ Did Not Repeat Her Last Effort, But Did
Win The Illustrious Awesome Award:  YO-YO-MAMA Trophy!
   


    ~~SCRATCHES~~

**CIGARSHOP
Hibernating Bear Never Awakened In Time To Run
   


**RAVEN => Had Wings Clipped Too Close To Race Time
     


**STARK ==> ''The-Shark'' 
Lost A Sea Squirmish With A 'Goblin Shark'

Goblin Shark does not depend on the
normal features other sharks use in search of their prey
They use color or fantastic displays ...
They use electro-sensitive body organs to
help them feel the presence of prey

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM SARATOGA
AS THE CAROUSEL COMES TO A QUIET SLOWING DOWN


AS THE LIONESS CELEBRATES IN THE PENTHOUSE LAIR ....
THE WONDERLAND RABBIT SHALL DINE ON A BODACIOUS-BUNNY-BUFFET
OF LETTUCE ~ CARROTS ~ KALE FOR GOOD HEALTH + BUNNY-CHOW
AS HE COVETS 'HIS PRECIOUS' KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR GOLLUM

WE NOW BID YOU A SAFE DRIVE HOME WISHING YOU ALL
WONDERFUL ANIMALISTIC DREAMS, HOPEFULLY NO NIGHTMARES
  FROM TODAY'S CAROUSEL OF AMAZING ANIMAL SILKS!

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
       

     
**CONGRATS TO ---> THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
        WHO HOPPED HIS WAY BY LEAPS AND BOUNDS
OVER THE COMPETITION TO POSE IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE
        AFTER WINNING THE FEATURE EVENT:
              ''MONKEY-SEE MONKEY-DO'' STAKES
                                                           
THE BODACIOUS 'BUNNY' DID IT WITH HIS OWN INTERPRETATION
       'IMITATION' OF THE WONDERLAND WHITE RABBIT 
            MUTTERING TO HIMSELF GATE TO WIRE
''I'M LATE ~ I'M LATE ~ FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE!''
     THIS ANIMATED ACCELERATION THE ENTIRE RACE
           PROVED DISASTROUS  FOR THE COMPETITION
                                     

            VENUE:  SARATOGA

    JULY 28 IS NATIONAL DANCE DAY!
HONORING THAT CELEBRATION ~ OUR EVENT IS:
   THE "4-HOOF-QUIK-STEP" STAKES
    RUNNERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO BRING
THEIR  BEST 4-HOOF-QUIK-STEP TO THE GATE!



POST TIMES  1 PM ET // 12 NOON CT // 11 AM MT // 10 AM PT


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        Published in Bloodhorse Daily Edition Thursday July 26 - Bloodhorse Staff


Injured jockey Victor Espinoza is making progress at Scripps Memorial Hospital La Jolla, according to his agent, Brian Beach.

Beach said July 25 the rider will be hospitalized at least until July 26 following the fracture of his C3 vertebra during a fall July 22 at Del Mar, while he was working grade 2 winner Bobby Abu Dhabi, who died from an apparent cardiac event.

The fracture in Espinoza's neck will be treated with a brace he'll have to wear for six weeks, but the reason for his extended hospitalization has been nerve sensitivity in his left shoulder and arm. That sensitivity, however, has diminished over the last 24 hours, Beach said.

"He's feeling much better," the agent said.
"He was having quite a bit of sensitivity to nerves in his arm and shoulder.

They still hadn't wiped the racetrack off of him until yesterday, because he was so sensitive to the touch. But now that that's going down, he's been able to do more things with his arms.

Victor Espinoza is recovering from injuries suffered in a July 22 fall at Del Mar

"There was no pain unless someone touched his arm, and then it would light up."

Beach said Espinoza is in good spirits and was visited by trainer Bob Baffert and his wife, Jill Baffert, Tuesday. Espinoza has also been walking around and doing some physical therapy, Beach said.

"He was smiling and joking around today," Beach said.
"He's happy to see feeling coming back to his arms


Published in Bloodhorse Daily Edition Thursday July 26 - Bloodhorse Staff

                            
   



GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO
  SUPURRR SATURDAY AT DEL MAR

THE SUN IS SHINING
  THE HORSES ARE FRISKY
      THE FANS EXCITED

          HONORING TODAY'S HOLIDAY ...
        'TAKE A MONKEY TO LUNCH DAY'
      OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
 

THE ''MONKEY~SEE~MONKEY~DO'' STAKES
         THE ORIGIN OF THE SAYING INCLUDES:
  ''IMITATION FOR A GOOD REASON, STUPID REASON OR INSTINCT''



DUE TO THUNDER CAT MISSING HER FLIGHT
    DEFENDING CHAMP ---> PEEPTOAD
WILL HAVE 10 CHALLENGERS BRINGING THEIR 'A' GAME
           


AND AWAAAY THEY GO IN
     THE ''MONKEY-SEE-MONKEY-DO'' STAKES



      IT'S A FRISKY FIVE LEADING THE WAY INTO THE TURN
PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER

AND A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP ....
THEN A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
WHO HAVE NOT TURNED ON THEIR 'FRISKY FAST FACTOR' YET

CATALINA ~ GAINING GROUND SLOWLY
      WITH RUFFIAN AT HER TAIL
THIS DAWDLING DUO ARE FOLLOWED BY
     A TURTLE-TEMPO-TRIO OF
CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ EL PRADO
         


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


THE FIRST FRISKY FIVE HAS NOW
TURNED INTO A DYNAMIC DUO



RUFFIAN SUDDENLY TURNED HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' LOOSE
   ROARING FROM FAR BACK .... TO JOIN
THE VERY 'ENERGIZED-BUNNY' ON THE LEAD

   IT'S ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK TO
CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD ~ CATALINA

THIS TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY ....
ANOTHER TEPID THREESOME OF
DUSTY ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER

POST TIME MIKE ~ CRUZAN ~ EL PRADO
   CONTINUE TO STROLL ALONG
      SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SPEED
          OR INTEREST IN RUNNING ~ YET


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


SUDDENLY -- RUFFIAN JUMPED AN
INVISIBLE 'SOMETHING' ON THE TRACK ...
SPOOKING HERSELF, AS WELL AS BLUNNY
WHO HAD TO SIDE-STEP HIS SPEED TO AVOID
A COLOSSAL COLLISION WITH THE FALTERING FILLY
       

                         
IT IS NOW THE VERY 'ENERGIZED-BLUNNY'
          ALL ALONE ON THE LEAD

REAL QUIET FINALLY FOUND HIS BEST STRIDE
     AND HAS MOVED UP INTO 2nd

   A CONTENTIOUS CATALINA -- GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
RUFFIAN HAS REGAINED HER COMPOSURE JOINING CATALINA

DEFENDING CHAMP -- PEEPTOAD
   SHOWING GOOD ENERGY ....
IS JUST ANOTHER HALF LENGTH BACK
STILL WITH A CHANCE OF A REPEAT

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO TIGER DANCER
WHO IS FOLLOWED BY DUSTY + CIGARSHOP
THEN A LONG WAY BACK TO
THE TRAILING TIRING TRIO OF
POST TIME MIKE ~ CRUZAN ~ EL PRADO


    ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' RUNNING WITH A HIGHLY CHARGED BATTERY
IS CLEARLY CONFIDENT -- WITH AN ALMOST CLOWNISH CHARISMA
LOOKING BACK OVER HIS SHOULDER -&- SEEING NO CHALLENGERS
             


REAL QUIET ~ CATALINA ~ RUFFIAN + PEEPTOAD CONTINUE TO
BE LOCKED IN A BLATANTLY BRAZEN BATTLE FOR 2nd PLACE

HERE COMES THE WIRE ....
AS A BODACIOUS BLUNNY
HOPS OVER THE FINISH LINE
WITH NARY A CHALLENGER NEAR BY!

A DYNAMIC DISPLAY OF DETERMINATION
     AWESOME ACCELERATION
AND A VERACIOUS VICTORY GATE TO WIRE!
                 
       PHOTO FINISH SHOWS ....


REAL QUIET BY A WHISKER OVER CATALINA
    FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY
   AS RUFFIAN MANAGES TO ROAR
JUST ENOUGH TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'                       

A BODACIOUS BUNNY WITH A ''MONKEY-SEE-MONKEY-DO''
  ''IMITATION'' OF THE WHITE RABBIT IN WONDERLAND           
       MUTTERING TO HIMSELF THE ENTIRE RACE
''I'M LATE ~ I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE''
WHICH PROMPTED PERPETUAL SPEED GATE TO WIRE!
         


      ~~OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH~~


1st ~ THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY === $81.00
*Hippity-Hop Confidence, Charisma
   AND Classy Calculating Courage!
~WINNER~



2nd ~ REAL QUIET === $50.00
*Slow Start ~ Fervent + Fast Final Furlongs
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ CATALINA === $48.40
*Even Effort Gate To Wire
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ RUFFIAN === $44.00
'Cheetah' Speed At The Start ~ Snoozing 2nd Half
But Does Manage To Steal 'The Precious'
~RING-BEARER~




      ~~ALSO RAN~~


{DC}PEEPTOAD === $42.20
Fast At First ~ Finally Fizzled

TIGER DANCER === $32.80

DUSTY === $29.00

CIGARSHOP === $26.20

POST TIME MIKE === $13.20

CRUZAN === $9.80

EL PRADO === $2.60
Off to The CatHouse .....
*Misses The Golden Goose Egg By A Wilting Whisker!



    WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM DEL MAR
WISHING YOU A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
WITH NO MISCHIEVOUS 'MONKEY-SHINES' WHILE DRIVING! 


~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
   

   
**CONGRATS TO ---> THUNDER CAT
WHO DEVASTATED THREE COLTS CHASING HER TAIL
EVEN THO THERE WAS NO CHANCE OF CATCHING
THE FERVENTLY FAST FILLY ~ IN THE ''WOOF-OR-PURRR'' STAKES
WINNING A 'PURRFECT' BOTS GLORY FOR THE FAB-FELINE-FILLYS
                                         

VENUE CHOICE:  SARATOGA (**Graveyard Of Champions!**)
     (Uh-Oh Thunder Cat ~ Be Cautious But Be Quick!)   
                                           
**RACE 1 IS HURDLES @ 2 1/16 MILES**
                ?? SHOULD WE INCLUDE OR NOT ??
           PLEASE OPINE ON THIS THREAD: YAY OR NEIGH? 
                                       
JULY 25TH IS = NATIONAL CAROUSEL DAY
CELEBRATING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
                THE 'PAINTED-PONY' STAKES
                             
 
**RUNNERS MAY OPT FOR COLORFUL SILKS INSTEAD OF TRADITIONAL** 
                                               
                                               
POST TIMES:  1 PM ET //  12 Noon CT // 11 AM MT // 10 AM PT 


  SCORE-KEEPER:
THE CAT-HOUSE CALCULATOR WILL BE MONITORED BY CATALINA,
WHO, IF SHE DOES NOT OVERDOSE ON CATNIP, CHIPPENDALES
AND MEOW MIX CAT CHOW ~ WILL BE BRINGING THE RESULTS
                                                
                                     

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(And That Ain't Dairy Queen!)
               

         
**CONGRATS TO ---> PEEPTOAD 
WHO LEAPED TO AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY BY DAYLIGHT ~
    DENYING THUNDER CAT A REPEAT WIN
                                       

VENUE:  DEL MAR
JULY 21st =  TAKE A MONKEY TO LUNCH DAY!
                                     
CELEBRATING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
        ''MONKEY SEE - MONKEY DO'' STAKES
''IMITATION FOR A GOOD REASON -- A STUPID REASON OR INSTINCT''
                                     
                 
POST TIMES:   2 PM PACIFIC // 3 PM MT // 4 PM CT // 5 PM ET


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                  **RESULTS**


      GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME TO
SUPURRR SATURDAY @ INDIANA GRAND

           
CELEBRATING: 'NATIONAL PANDEMONIUM DAY'
      OF COURSE, OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
          THE 'PANDEMONIUM' STAKES
   OR AS SOME FANS PREFER TO CALL IT
        THE 'PANDA-MOAN-IUM' STAKES
 


      DEFENDING CHAMP ---> THUNDER CAT
WILL HAVE 9 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
           A REPEAT 'ROAR' TO THE WIRE
       


CIGARSHOP IS A LATE SCRATCH, AND RUMOR SUGGESTS THAT
   HE IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE,
TO BOTHER WITH SOMETHING AS MUNDANE AS A HORSE RACE!
(*UNDERSTANDABLE AS HE IS HANGIN OUT WITH JACK DANIELS
AND JIM BEAM, ALONG WITH LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS!)


  10 ARE IN THE GATE
WITHOUT MUCH 'CHAOS'
ON PANDEMONIUM DAY

AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO
       IN THE ''PANDEMONIUM'' STAKES ...
       


   IT'S A FRISKY FOURSOME OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
PEEPTOAD ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ REAL QUIET ~ CRUZAN

THIS QUARTET IS FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN + BLUNNY

  TRAILING THE FIELD HEADING INTO THE TURN ARE
TIGER DANCER  ~ CATALINA ~ THUNDER CAT ~ DUSTY


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


THE ORIGINAL FRISKY FOUR HAS SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A
LONER ON THE LEAD AS DUSTY HAS ROCKETED TO THE FRONT
          WITH AN AMAZING SURGE OF SPEED + POWER

     AROUND 7 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FEISTY FILLY IS THE
'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WHOSE BATTERY IS ON 'FULLY-CHARGED'

IT'S A FIERCELY FAST FILLY TRIO GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
                  PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT & CATALINA
   WHO ARE JUST A NECK AHEAD OF THE DANCING TIGER

    ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE:
POST TIME MIKE ~ RUFFIAN ~ CRUZAN + REAL QUIET


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


THE FURIOUSLY FAST FILLY AT THE FRONT
IS QUICKLY FADING LIKE LAST WEEK'S FRESH FRUIT
LOSING GROUND AT AN ALARMING RATE!

TAKING COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE LEAD IS --> PEEPTOAD
WHO NOW HAS LEAPED HER WAY TO THE FRONT
              BY AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS!
     


BLUNNY + DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT
          FOLLOWED BY DUSTY + TIGER DANCER

IT'S ANOTHER 7 LENGTHS BACK TO CATALINA + CRUZAN WITH
REAL QUIET, RUFFIAN + POST TIME MIKE LANGUISHING LAST


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


IT'S A FIERCELY FRISKY FAST FILLY IN TOTAL COMMAND BY AN
EVER INCREASING LEAD OVER WHAT NOW IS PROVING TO BE A
RUNAWAY-RACE WITH NO CHALLENGERS AT ALL HEADING TO THE WIRE

PEEPTOAD CONTINUES TO LEAP + FROLIC ON THE LEAD ~
GLANCING BACK OVER HER SHOULDER TO SEE A DISTANT
NOT-SO-ENERGIZED- BLUNNY + A THUNDER CAT WHOSE ROAR
IS NOW JUST A PURRRRR AS THIS DAWDLING DUO ARE LOCKED
     IN A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN FOR THE 2nd PLACE MONEY

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY + TIGER DANCER WHO ARE   
    NECK + NECK IN A PERSNICKETY PURSUIT OF ''THE PRECIOUS''

WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD, THERE IS NO DOUBT AT ALL WHO
     WILL 'LEAP' PROUDLY IN THE WINNER CIRCLE TONIGHT!
                   


A PHOTO WILL DETERMINE WHO WEARS THE BRIDESMAID GOWN ~
         WHO WILL TAKE THE  TIME TO SMELL THE FLOWERS ~
                   AND WHO WILL STEAL ''THE PRECIOUS''
                         


STEWARDS ARE TAKING A VERY LONG TIME
       TO POST OFFICIAL RESULTS
LIGHTS HAVE FINALLY STOPPED FLASHING 
    AND WE NOW KNOW WHAT TOOK SO LONG ...

**IT'S A DEAD HEAT FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY!**
               


DEFENDING CHAMP THUNDER CAT + THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
FELINE + BUNNY WHISKERS TOUCHING THE WIRE IN TANDEM
     WHICH LEAVES DUSTY HOLDING THE FLOWERS
         AND TIGER DANCER STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS'


       $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
                   



1st ~ PEEPTOAD === $83.80
*Powerful + Persistent By Leaps + Bounds!
Created Contentious Calamitous Chaos On Pandemonium Day!
  ~WINNER~ 


DEAD HEAT FOR 2nd:
{DC}THUNDER CAT + BLUNNY === $57.00
*Nobody Was Gonna Catch The 'Leaping Leader'
     ~BRIDESMAIDS~



3rd ~ DUSTY === $41.80
*Due To DH For The Bridesmaid Award
   Dusty Frolics In Flowers
~FLORAL FELINE~


4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $40.20
*Clever + Conniving Course To Steal 'The Precious'
~RING-THIEF~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


CATALINA === $32.80

CRUZAN === $30.00

REAL QUIET === $25.40
 
RUFFIAN === $20.80
*Missed The Cat House By A Frustrating Feline Whisker

POST TIME MIKE === $20.00
*Dog House Awaits With Doggie Biscuits, Jack Daniels + Jim Beam

   


WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM INDIANA
WISHING ALL A NOT-SO-PANDEMONIUM-FILLED-DAY!
   


PANDEMONIUM APPEARS WHETHER OR NOT WE WANT IT
IT IS NOT WITHIN OUR POWER TO AFFECT THE UNIVERSE
             ONLY OUR OWN REACTION TO IT!


~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

     
**CONGRATS TO ---> DUSTY  
WHO DUSTED OFF DEFENDING CHAMP,
      THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
IN THE FINAL STRIDES TO THE WIRE 
               
THE FRISKY FILLY ALSO WON A YO-YO-MAMA TROPHY!!
               (From Cat House To Penthouse)
                                :chickendance:
                 
    VENUE:  ~OPENING DAY AT DEL MAR~
                        AND A BOTS DAY TOO!

JULY 18th IS ''UNIVERSAL EQUALITY DAY''
     BUT ~ BARRING A DEAD HEAT OF A FILLY + COLT
          THIS DAY AT THE TRACK WILL NOT BE =  ''EQUALITY''
WILL IT BE A COLT DOG OR FELINE FILLY IN THE WINNER CIRCLE?             
                              -OR-     
     
OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE ''WOOF-OR-PURRR'' STAKES             -OR- 


POST TIMES:  2 PM PACIFIC // 3 PM MT // 4 PM CT // 5 PM ET


  SCORE-KEEPER:
'STUCK' IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE WITH JACK DANIELS + JIM BEAM
WILL BE ~CRUZAN~ MUNCHING ON MILK BONE DOGGIE BISCUITS
                                       
IF HE OVERDOSES ON EITHER ONE
AND IS UNABLE TO FOCUS ON
THE CALCULATOR TO ADD UP TOTALS ~
THEN 'RUFFZILLA' WILL ROAR ON IN
TO BRING THE BOTS DAY RESULTS


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    THAN ERRR + SEE D.Q.
                 

     
**CONGRATS TO ---> THUNDER CAT  
WHOSE MIGHTY ROAR AND LIGHTNING FAST FEET
STOPPED DEFENDING CHAMP -- CRUZAN, FROM
A REPEAT VICTORY BY A BIG CAT WHISKER AT THE WIRE!
                                   
VENUE:  INDIANA GRAND + $500K INDIANA DERBY
      JULY 14th IS NATIONAL ''PANDEMONIUM DAY''
   AN ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF CHAOS + DISORDER
                                               
THEREFORE, HONORING THAT, OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
          THE   ''PANDEMONIUM'' STAKES
    (OR FOR THOSE MORE CLEVER + WITTY)
         THE PANDA-MOAN-IUM STAKES
         



**DETAILS OF PANDEMONIUM WILL FOLLOW BELOW**

POST TIMES:  5:30 EDT // 4:30 CT // 3:30 MT // 2:30 PT

HOW TO CELEBRATE PANDEMONIUM DAY
                     *MEANING: CONFUSION / TURMOIL *
                                       

            * ACKNOWLEDGE THAT 'CHAOS' IS PART OF LIFE *
       THE FIRST STEP FOR SANITY TO RETURN IS TO ACCEPT
    THAT PANDEMONIUM WLL ALWAYS BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE
             
      *NEVER FEEL AS IF YOU MUST DO EVERYTHING YOURSELF*
       IF CHAOS FEELS OVERWHELMING: ASK FRIENDS FOR HELP

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THAN ERRR + SEE D.Q.
                 

     
**CONGRATS TO ---> THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
      WHO HOPPED OVER THE FINISH LINE
JUST A BUNNY-WHISKER AHEAD OF CATALINA
    TO BRING BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS
                                               
                             
                  VENUE: WOODBINE
JULY 11th IS NATIONAL ''BUSHY-TAILED + BRIGHT-EYED'' DAY
                 AND IS OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY
                 
   HOW SIGNIFICANT THAT THE ENERGIZER-BUNNY
WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE REPEAT VICTORY GLORY
    WILL HE BE 'BUSHY-TAILED + BRIGHT-EYED'
     OR HOP DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE + HIDE?
                                 
{OF COURSE SINCE IT'S 7/11 WE COULDA DONE THE 'SLURPY STAKES'}


POST TIMES:  6:45 ET // 5:45 CT // 4:45 MT // 3:45 PT 
   
     
SCORE-KEEPER:
GET OUT THE PLEDGE + FEATHER DUSTER!
        ~DUSTY~ IS IN THE CAT HOUSE
WITH CALCULATOR, CATNIP + CHIPPENDALES
  THE MALE DANCERS ~ NOT THE RODENTS!
                             :chickendance:

IF  THE DUST BECOMES OVERWHELMING
   AND POOR LIL DUSTY CANNOT THEN SCORE
THE MIGHTY RUFF ONE SHALL COME IN TO HELP OUT
TO BRING RESULTS WITH HER RUFFZILLA-LIKE ROAR
                                       

(PLUS THE INCENTIVE OF CATNIP + CHIPPENDALES IS WORTH IT) 
                                       

THE RULES ARE ON THE MENU
     WHY NOT TAKE A PEEK
    BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN SEE D.Q. + SCREAM EEEEK!
                   

                 
**CONGRATS TO --> THE RED HOT 'CRUISIN CRUZAN'
  WHOSE POWER ~ SPEED ~ DETERMINATION
HELD OFF THE FEROCIOUS FILLY 'BIG CAT' DUO
       OF THE 'CHEETAH' + DANCING TIGER!
                                         

              VENUE:  BODACIOUS BELMONT 
**Dwyer / Sprint Championship / Oaks Invitational
                  Suburban / Derby Invitational
            JULY 7th ===> NATIONAL FASHION DAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT:  THE 'FANTABULOUS FESTOON' STAKES
   JOCKEYS SILKS WILL BE JUDGED FOR SPECIAL AWARDS!     
PRETTIEST ~ FUNNIEST ~ CLEVEREST ~ MOST OUTRAGEOUS
               


POST TIMES:  1:30 ET // 12:30 CT // 11:30 AM MT // 10:30 AM PT


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