**CONGRATS TO ---> THE DANCING TIGER 
THE FEARLESSLY FRISKY FAST FILLY WHO ROARED
    TO A CONVINCING VICTORY GALLOP IN THE
''HIPPITY-HOP-HOOTENANNY'' STAKES ON INTERNATIONAL RABBIT DAY
            HOW ''DISTORTED HUMORESQUELY' IS THAT
A TIGER WINS ON ''BUNNY'' DAY + NOT THE 'ENERGIZER-BUNNY' 
                                       
               
VENUE: A SUPURRR SATURDAY ALL-STAKES DAY!
                   **BELMONT -&- SANTA ANITA**

**FEATURE EVENT HONORING: ~HAPPY CAT MONTH~**
THE ''PURRRSNICKETY PUSSYCAT POUNCE'' STAKES

             
RACE ORDER FOR YOUR ENTRIES: PLEASE POST AS FOLLOWS

                          **POST TIMES**
  BELMONT:  R7 @ 4:09 EDT / 3:09 CT / 2:09 MT / 1:09 PT


**BELMONT**
R7 =  {VOSBURGH}
R8 =  {JOE HIRSCH}
R9 =  {PILGRIM}
R10=  {JCGC}

**SANTA ANITA**
R9 = {CHANDELIER}
R10 = {RODEO DRIVE}
R11 = {AWESOME AGAIN}
R12 = {UNZIP ME}

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      **BUNNY-HOPPIN RESULTS**
                                         



GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
     TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
COMING FROM PARX RACETRACK


SEPTEMBER 22nd IS:
             INTERNATIONAL RABBIT DAY
    ....

HONORING THAT HOLIDAY: OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
     THE 'HIPPITY-HOP-HOOTENANNY' STAKES
       
       
                   
  DEFENDING CHAMP ~CRUZAN~  WILL HAVE
11 CALCULATING CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS,
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT 'CRUISIN' VICTORY!

THE DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
                 


 
AND AWAY THEY GO IN
                          THE ''HIPPITY-HOP-HOOTENANNY'' STAKES



        IT'S A GOOD START FOR ALL
AS A TRIO LEAD THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
     CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY ~ BLUNNY


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


     ....  THINGS HAVE DRAMATICALLY CHANGED QUICKLY
AS TIGER DANCER HAS ROARED RAMBUNCTIOUSLY TO THE FRONT
     WITH A TOUGH TRIO TRYING TO CATCH THE FRISKY FELINE
CATALINA ~ REAL QUIET ~ EL PRADO ARE ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK
   


ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE
DUSTY ~ CRUZAN ~ CIGARSHOP

FARTHER BACK ARE PEEPTOAD,
FOLLOWED BY BLUNNY ~ THUNDER CAT

TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING
   SHOWING NO SPEED AT ALL
        ARE DUSTY -&- POST TIME MIKE
JUST MEANDERING ALONG -- APPARENTLY
WITH MORE INTEREST IN FROLICKING THAN RUNNING!
     


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


TIGER DANCER CONTINUES TO ROAR CONVINCINGLY WITH A
DETERMINED REAL QUIET DOING HIS BEST TO CLOSE THE GAP
BUT THE COURAGEOUS COLT IS STILL ABOUT 13 LENGTHS BACK

IT'S ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS TO CIGARSHOP
FOLLOWED BY:  CATALINA ~ DUSTY ~
DEFENDING CHAMP CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY ~ THUNDER CAT

EL PRADO, POST TIME MIKE & PEEPTOAD ARE EVEN FARTHER BACK
AS RUFFIAN IS JUST DAWDLING ALONG, APPARENTLY LEAVING
HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' BACK IN THE STALL SNOOZING TODAY!
                   


    ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


    A TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER HAS HER ....
''TONY-THE-TIGER-FROSTY-FIERCE-FEARLESS'' FACE ON TODAY 
    SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN AT ALL!
           


THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY IS TURNING UP THE HEAT
INCREASING HER LEAD OVER A DETERMINED 
REAL QUIET ~ AS THE CALCULATING CONTENTIOUS COLT
IS STILL TRYING TO CATCH
THE FREAKY FAST FILLY IN FRONT ~ WITHOUT SUCCESS
                        


CIGARSHOP DOING HIS BEST TO CLOSE THE GAP FOR 2nd PLACE MONEY
IS STILL 7 LENGTHS BACK AND NOT GAINING GROUND ON REAL QUIET

CATALINA LOSING HER EARLY MOMENTUM CONTINUES RUNNING IN 4th
AS DUSTY ~ CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY ~ THUNDER CAT ARE QUICKLY CLOSING
THE GAP ON HER -- EACH WITH A CHANCE AT STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS'

MEANWHILE WAY FAR BACK .....
THE FINICKY FRUSTRATED FLUSTERED FOURSOME OF
EL PRADO ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ PEEPTOAD ~ RUFFIAN
     WITH NO CHANCE OF MONEY ....
CONTINUE TO ROLL AT THE SPEED OF SNAIL

               


HERE COMES THE WIRE AS A TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER EASILY
ROARS TO A VICTORY GALLOP OVER A RELENTLESS REAL QUIET
WHOSE DETERMINATION & GALLANT EFFORT PROVED USELESS
            AGAINST A FEARSOMELY FAST FILLY ~

CIGARSHOP DECIDEDLY GETS TO WIN THE FLOWER BOUQUET
AS CATALINA JUST MANAGES TO STEAL ''THE PRECIOUS''

    **CONGRATS TO TIGER DANCER 
ON A HUGE 'HIPPITY-HOP-HOOTENANNY'
            PURRRRFORMANCE
             


$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
     



1st ~ TIGER DANCER === $94.40
*Sensational -&- Sizzlin From The Start 
~BUNNY-HOP QUEEN~


2nd~ REAL QUIET === $72.70
*Dynamic Determination
  ~BRIDESMAID~
**THE DRESS --->


3rd ~ CIGARSHOP === $64.20
*Energetic Effort
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ CATALINA === $50.40
*Strong 1st Half, Tired In Final Furlongs: Steals 'The Precious'
~RING-THIEF~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


DUSTY === $48.40

{DC}CRUZAN === $46.80

BLUNNY === $44.50
*Blunny's Homage to TigerDancer  


THUNDER CAT === $41.00

EL PRADO === $39.30

POST TIME MIKE === $35.80

PEEPTOAD === $32.00

RUFFIAN === $22.40
**Back HOME to The CatHouse
 


  WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM PARX RACETRACK
WISHING ALL A SAFE & SOBER SOJOURN BACK HOME

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

     
**CONGRATS TO ---> CATALINA! 
  WINNING BOTS GLORY FOR THE FILLYS
BY THE SLIMMEST OF KITTY WHISKERS
DEPRIVING DUSTY OF A WIN AT THE WIRE
                                               

         VENUE: REMINGTON PARK
*IF IT WORKED WELL ONCE, LET'S TRY AGAIN!
                                   

POST TIMES:  8:07 ET // 7:07 CT // 6:07 MT // 5:07 PT

                                   
SCORE-KEEPER:

CRUZAN IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE OVERDOSED ON JACK DANIELS
SO IS UNABLE TO HOLD THE CALCULATOR STEADY ENUFF TO SCORE
                                       
                                 THEREFORE ~
  ~FROM THE CATHOUSE~
WITH A VERY TIGHT GRASP ON THE 2017 CAT HOUSE KEY ~
~RUFFIAN~ IS GUARDING IT AS CLOSELY AS HER CATNIP STASH! 


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**CONGRATS TO ---> THE 'CRUISIN-CRUZAN' 
    WHO LEFT ALL CHALLENGERS IN THE MIGHTY WAKE
              OF THE CLASSY CHARISMATIC COLT!
                                                 
                 
  VENUE:  PARX   *R1–11 ONLY* 
5 STAKES CULMINATING WITH THE PENNSYLVANIA DERBY

SEPTEMBER 22nd IS = NATIONAL BUNNY-RABBIT DAY
                   

CELEBRATING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
        THE ''HIPPITY-HOP-HOOTENANNY'' STAKES            
       {May Be Really Loved By A Certain Runner!}

                               
                         
**POST TIMES: 12:25 ET / 11:25 AM CT / 10:25 AM MT / 9:25 AM PT**


         
International Rabbit Day is observed on September 22, 2018.
It promotes the protection and care of rabbits, both domestic and wild.
Rabbit Day is held each year on the 4th Saturday in September.


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   **GREEN-PEAS RESULTS**


             


GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
        TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
WE'RE AT WOODBINE RACETRACK
NORTH OF THE BORDER IN CANADA
SEPTEMBER 15 ==> GREENPEACE DAY
 

FEATURE EVENT: GREENPEACE STAKES
    {Greenpeace will never stop fighting for:
        A Greener, Healthier World for our Oceans
     Forests, Food, Climate, and Democracy —
No matter what forces stand in our way!!}



   DEFENDING CHAMP -- EL PRADO
WILL HAVE 11 CHALLENGERS TRYING
      TO STOP THE FLASHY FILLY
              FROM A REPEAT VICTORY

  THE DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE
         


AND THEY'RE OFF IN -- THE ''GREENPEACE STAKES''.....



IT'S A FRISKY FILLY FOURSOME OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
      RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT
HEADING TO THE TURN JUST A LENGTH IN FRONT OF CRUZAN

EL PRADO IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY THE REST OF THE FIELD
   WHO HAVE NOT SHIFTED INTO HIGH GEAR YET


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


LIKE A METEOR STREAKING ACROSS THE SKY ~CRUZAN~
     HAS SOARED TO A GIGANTICUS LEAD OVER THE FIELD
TURNING THE RACE INTO A 'CATCH-ME-IF-U-CAN' EVENT EARLY ON!
     


THE CRAFTY COLT HAS 3 FEARLESS FILLYS GIVING CHASE
  BUT THEY ARE AT LEAST A DOZEN LENGTHS BACK

TIGER DANCER, RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT TRYING TO MAKE
A RACE OUT OF THIS SUPER-SONIC-SPEED- SHOW BY CRUZAN!

PEEPTOAD IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY
DUSTY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ REAL QUIET

IT'S ANOTHER HUGE GAP BACK TO
DEFENDING CHAMP --  EL PRADO
JUST A LENGTH AHEAD OF CATALINA

THE EARLY TRAILERS VERY FAR BACK ARE
       BLUNNY AND POST-TIME-MIKE


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


CRUZAN JUST ROLLIN RIGHT ALONG WITH A COMFORTABLE LEAD
    SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN AT ALL ~

DUSTY & CATALINA ARE STARTING TO GAIN GROUND QUICKLY
TRYING TO CREATE A CREDIBLE CHALLENGE TO THE COCKY COLT
CLEARLY RUNNING AWAY WITH THE RACE!

TIGER DANCER WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF SPEED JOINS THE
OTHER FEARLESS FILLYS AS THESE 3 BEGIN TO CLOSE THE GAP

IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN & CIGARSHOP
FOLLOWED BY REAL QUIET & POST TIME MIKE

ANOTHER 3 LENGTHS BACK ARE
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ PEEPTOAD
AS DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO, IS
SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SPEED OR ENERGY
TRYING TO REPEAT HER LAST IMPRESSIVE WINNING EFFORT


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


CRUZAN JUST 'CRUISIN' CONFIDENTLY ON THE LEAD

CATALINA WITH A NEW FOUND 'MOJO' HAS LEFT DUSTY BEHIND
MOVING UP QUICKLY ON THE COLT AHEAD AND  NOW WITH
A DECENT CHANCE OF STEALING THE RACE

DUSTY WITH ANOTHER BURST OF SPEED IS NOT THRU YET!
TIGER DANCER STILL TRYING FOR A PIECE OF THE PURSE MONEY

THE REST ARE FAR BACK WITH NO CHANCE OF MONEY TODAY!

THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS CATALINA WITH A SUDDEN
SURGE OF SPEED IS CLOSING THE GAP WITH EVERY STRIDE

CRUZAN SEEMS TO BE AWARE OF THE IMPENDING THREAT
BEHIND HIM ~ AND WITH A GLANCE BACK ~ DECIDES THAT
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH OF THIS FILLY FOOLISHNESS

AND WITH YET ANOTHER DRAMATIC DISPLAY OF POWER
THE CONFIDENT CLASSY COLT MAKES ONE MORE MOVE
TO LEAVE NO DOUBT IN ANYONE'S MIND WHO WAS CLEARLY
    THE 'CLASS OF THE RACE' TODAY!

CATALINA WITH A FIERCE FILLY RALLY WAS JUST NOT ENOUGH
BUT DOES HOLD ON TO THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY

DUSTY HOLDS OFF A TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER FOR THE FLOWERS
AS TIGER DANCER STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS' EASILY


     $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
           


1st ~ CRUZAN === $139.30
*Supurrr-Colt From The Start!
~WINNER~


2nd ~ CATALINA === $108.00
*Slow Start + Fantastic Final Furlongs
~BRIDESMAID~ Purrrty In Pink


3rd ~ DUSTY === $95.20
*Sluggish Start + Impressive Closing Kick
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $79.70
*Supurr Start, Dropped Back, Fierce Finish
Missed Her Flowers But Stole 'The Precious'
                Put a Ring On It
~RING-THIEF~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


RUFFIAN === $59.50

CIGARSHOP === $50.10

REAL QUIET === $45.10

POST TIME MIKE === $43.80

THUNDER CAT === $37.00

BLUNNY === $34.00

PEEPTOAD === $31.10

{DC} EL PRADO === $21.70
*Cat House + A Yo-Yo-Mama Trophy (Penthouse To Cat House)
                   



    WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
           **NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE**


         ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

                                   
SS RESULTS WILL APPEAR LATER TONIGHT OR TUESDAY

                                  *** REASON ***
SUNDAY I HOSTED OUR SUMMER HORSE-GANG PARTY = HAD NO TIME TO DO RESULTS

             SINCE TIGER DANCER IS PART OF OUR 'HORSE-GANG'
              (A BUNCH OF HORSE CRAZY LADIES GET TOGETHER
             FOR A 'YAK-YAK' FEST ABOUT HORSES, CATS, DOGS!)
                         
         
SO, TIGER WOULD NOT GET TO THE GRAPHICS FOR RESULTS
UNTIL MONDAY IF OTHER OBLIGATIONS DO NOT GET IN THE WAY
                                       

THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE & UNDERSTANDING
                               
USUALLY, ANTICIPATION IS REWARDED WITH JOY
           SOMETIMES EVEN A 'KITTEN'S JOY!'
                                     

                                               

                              CONGRATS TO CIGARSHOP   
THE QUIRKY CONFIDENT COLT LEFT THE REST OF THE FIELD
STRUGGLING IN HIS SMOKE IN THE FINAL STRIDES TO THE WIRE!
                                         

            VENUE CHOICE:  REMINGTON PARK 

                       *** POST TIMES*** 
          8:07 PM ET // 7:07 CT // 6:07 MT // 5:07 PT
*HOW BIZARRE: 8:07 = NOT 8 PM - NOT 8:05 -  NOT 8:10 *
    HOW / WHY DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?
                                   
 
                                       SCOREKEEPER

FROM YE OLE CAT HOUSE ~ AMIDST MEOW MIX, CATNIP AND         
               THE HOT-TO-TROT CHIPPENDALE DANCERS ~
WILL BE RUFFIAN BRINGING THE RAUCOUS RAMBUNCTIOUS RESULTS
                                         :chickendance:

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                             CONGRATS TO EL PRADO 
STRONG FROM THE GATE WITH DYNAMIC DETERMINATION NEARING
THE WIRE TO REWARD BLUNNY WITH YET ANOTHER BRIDESMAID GOWN! 

                                    VENUE:  WOODBINE   

                                    SEPTEMBER 15 = GREENPEACE DAY
                       FEATURE EVENT: GREENPEACE STAKES   
{Greenpeace will never stop fighting for a greener, healthier world for our oceans ~
  forests, food, climate, and democracy—no matter what forces stand in our way}



POST TIMES:  1:05 ET // 12:05 CT // 11:05 MT // 10:05 PT

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      **RAINY DAY RESULTS**




    GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
          TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
TODAY WE'RE AT KENTUCKY DOWNS
       FOR AN ALL-TURF-FESTIVAL


    OUR FEATURE EVENT:
THE 'RIDERS ON THE STORM' STAKES



    IT APPEARS THAT MOTHER NATURE HEARD OUR PLEAS
AND HAS REDUCED THE DEGREE OF RAINFALL FOR OUR DAY
             


DEFENDING CHAMP  ~PEEPTOAD~
WILL HAVE 11 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER ''LEAP'' TO VICTORY

10 IN THE GATE BEHAVING NICELY AS DUSTY HAS DECIDED SHE
IS NOT INTO RUNNING TODAY, REFUSING TO ENTER HER GATE
SO HERE COMES THE BLINDFOLD, PEPPERMINTS -&- EXTRA CREW
   TO CONVINCE THE FRACTIOUS FILLY TO GO ON IN!

FINALLY WE HAVE SUCCESS -&- 12 ARE READY TO RUN!

.... AND AWAAAAY THEY GO
                             IN THE "RIDERS ON THE STORM" STAKES
                         


IT'S A FAIRLY SLOW FOURSOME OUT FOR A SHORT LEAD
{DC}PEEPTOAD ~ EL PRADO ~ CATALINA ~ BLUNNY

THESE FOUR ARE FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY
     RUFFIAN -&- THUNDER CAT
THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE STILL
    FINDING THEIR BEST STRIDE


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


THE LEAD NOW BELONGS ALL TO
     THE VERY 'ENERGIZED-BLUNNY'
   


TIGER DANCER -&- REAL QUIET
HAVE QUICKLY MOVED UP INTO 2nd
    IT'S 3 LENGTHS BACK TO
RUFFIAN ~ EL PRADO ~ CATALINA
  POST TIME MIKE IS RIGHT ON
     THE TAILS OF THESE 3 FILLYS

THUNDER CAT IS NEXT
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE
PEEPTOAD ~ CRUZAN ~ CIGARSHOP

AND AFTER TOTALLY STALLING EXITING HER GATE
APPEARING BEFUDDLED, BAFFLED & BEWILDERED THAT IT OPENED
~DUSTY~  THE SILLY FILLY - IS SO FAR BACK
      THAT ALL SHE IS SEEING IS
11 TAILS QUICKLY DISAPPEARING IN THE DISTANCE!
   


    ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' CONTINUES TO HOP ALONG WITH
IMPRESSIVE ENERGY LEADING THE WAY CONVINCINGLY
                   


   EL PRADO SUDDENLY HAS DECIDED -- ENOUGH OF HIS
COCKY COLT SHENANIGANS AND IS TURNING UP THE POWER
     QUICKLY PASSING RUFFIAN -&- REAL QUIET
TO MOVE JUST IN BEHIND THE BODACIOUS 'BUNNY' IN FRONT
               


POST TIME MIKE IS NOT THRU YET ~ INCREASING HIS SPEED
    NOW ONLY 5 LENGTHS BEHIND BLUNNY -&- EL PRADO

IT'S A SUDDEN 'STAMPEDE' BEHIND POST TIME MIKE
AS A SIZZLING-SIX ARE STORMING IN UNISON
     JUST A LENGTH BACK!
DEFENDING CHAMP PEEPTOAD ~ CATALINA ~ THUNDER CAT,
     REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER ~ CIGARSHOP
   


RUFFIAN HAS APPARENTLY LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
BACK IN THE BARN AFTER FAST FRACTIONS FROM THE GATE,
LOLLYGAGGING ALONG ....
WITH CRUZAN -&- DUSTY WAY FAR BACK BEHIND HER!


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


BLUNNY STILL HOPPING ALONG WITH GOOD ENERGY
BUT HIS LEAD IS DIMINISHING WITH EVERY STRIDE
AS EL PRADO, MORE DETERMINED THAN EVER
  NOT TO LET THIS COLT GET AWAY WITH HIS
     OVERLY CONFIDENT PERSONA ~
            IS CLOSING THE GAP QUICKLY

IT'S AT LEAST 7 LENGTHS BACK TO POST TIME MIKE

DEFENDING CHAMP PEEPTOAD - STILL IN WITH A CHANCE {MAYBE} 
BUT THAT CHANCE IS QUICKLY DISAPPEARING WITH THE WIRE
   JUST AHEAD AND 5 OTHERS RIGHT ON HER TAIL AS WELL

THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET WITH A 2-TONE ROAR FROM THE STANDS
THE HIGHER PITCHED TONE OF THE LADIES SCREAMING FOR EL PRADO
  THE DEEPER TONE OF THE MEN SHOUTING FOR THE BUNNY

THE WIRE IS COMING QUICKLY -- AND WITH ONE FINAL
DYNAMIC DESPERATE DISPLAY OF DETERMINATION 
     EL PRADO HAS DONE IT!
         NOW THE ROAR FROM THE STANDS
              IS ALL COMING FROM THE LADIES!

ONCE AGAIN, BLUNNY HAS ANOTHER 'BRIDESMAID' GOWN
ADDING TO HIS ALREADY COPIOUS COUTURE COLLECTION!
 


POST TIME MIKE HOLDS OFF DEFENDING CHAMP, PEEPTOAD
    TO GATHER THE FLOWERS IN 3rd
AS PEEPTOAD STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'
WITH A VERY FEARFUL FURTIVE EXPRESSION
APPARENTLY ON THE LOOKOUT FOR GOLLUM!

CONGRATS TO EL PRADO ~ THE BEST 'RIDER ON THE STORM'
WITH AN IMPRESSIVE LATE RUN TO HAVE THE FINAL SAY
          IN THE VICTORY GALLOP TO THE WIRE!
           


     $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


EL PRADO === $106.00
*Strong Gate To Wire
~WINNER / STORM BRIDE~


BLUNNY === $95.80
*Almost A HorseShoe-In For Bridesmaid of The Year!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


POST TIME MIKE === $62.20
*Determination In Final Furlong Paid Off
~FLOWER-BEARER~


{DC} PEEPTOAD === $59.80
*Supurr Surge In Final Strides
Secures Stealing "The Precious"
~RING-THIEF~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


CATALINA === $58.80
*Where's A Buck When Ya Need One?



THUNDER CAT === $58.40

REAL QUIET -&- TIGER DANCER === $54.80
DOING THE 'DEAD-HEAT' DIRTY DANCING DISPLAY



CIGARSHOP === $54.20

RUFFIAN === $40.40
*Hardly A Display Of 'Double 20/20 Vision!



CRUZAN === $16.80

DUSTY === $4.80
*So Close To A Golden Goose Egg
Ironic That It Was The Horse VICI Who Robbed The Nest!



WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM KENTUCKY DOWNS
   WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME


     ~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

                                           
               CONGRATS TO THE 'CRUISIN-CRUZAN'   
KEEPING ONE BIG HOP AHEAD OF THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'   
         TO WIN CONVINCINGLY IN THE FEATURE EVENT:
                  ''BE LATE FOR SOMETHING'' STAKES

    IT PROVED TO BE THAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS LATE TO THE WIRE!
                                     

                    VENUE:  KENTUCKY DOWNS   

SOMETIMES WISHES DO COME TRUE, THO FOR BIZARRE REASONS
CRUZAN REALLY WANTED KENTUCKY DOWNS BUT THEY WERE
                NOT SCHEDULED TO RUN ON WEDNESDAY 

       THEN MOTHER NATURE HEARD CRUZAN'S REQUEST ~   
CREATED A MONSOON OF RAINFALL, CAUSING THE TRACK TO CANCEL THE SUNDAY CARD         
                         POSTPONING IT TO: ===> YEP! WEDNESDAY 

                                    FEATURE EVENT   
SEPTEMBER 12th IS: NATIONAL BE QUIET DAY (*Dedicated To Our Own REAL QUIET)
                               CELEBRATING THAT HOLIDAY ~
    OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:  THE ''SOUND OF SILENCE'' STAKES
                    (*Something Ruffian Would NEVER Celebrate!)
                                         
                             


      POST TIMES: 2:25 ET // 1:25 CT // 12:25 MT // 11:25 AM PT

                                       SCOREKEEPER

YO-YO-MAMA QUEEN, DUSTY, RESIDING IN YE OLE CAT HOUSE
BOUNCING FROM THE PENTHOUSE ~ WILL BE IN CHARGE OF RESULTS

IN THE EVENT SHE IS UNABLE TO CHARGE UP HER CALCULATOR ~
     THE RUFFZILLA WILL ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT RESULTS
                                               

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR  THEN SEE D.Q.
                 

                                   
                         **CONGRATS TO PEEPTOAD
                  WHO LEAPED HER WAY TO THE WIRE
LEAVING ALL CHALLENGERS HOPELESSLY PLAYING CATCH UP
                                             
       THE IRONY OF THE DAY = THE FEATURE EVENT WAS
THE ''WOOF-WOOF-WOOF'' STAKES CELEBRATING NATIONAL DOG DAY
YET IT WAS 2 FANTASTICALLY FAST FILLYS ROARING AT THE
'COLT-DOG-CREW' BEHIND THEM LEAVING THEM HOWLING IN DISMAY
                                         

  **VENUE:  KENTUCKY DOWNS TURF FESTIVAL**
                    OUR FEATURE EVENT
           THE ''RIDERS ON THE STORM'' STAKES


TO RUN OR NOT TO RUN IS THE QUESTION
WILL MOTHER NATURE CANCEL THE DAY
WILL CAT SCRATCH FEVER MAKE US ALL MOAN
OR THE HORSE GODDESS KEEP RAIN AWAY?
                           
 
POST TIMES: 2:25 ET // 1:25 CT //  12:25 MT // 11:25 AM PT

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO READ THRU
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRRR & SEE D.Q.
             

     
             **CONGRATS TO DUSTY 
          WHO ''DUSTED'' THE FIELD LIKE A
   HIGH POWERED BLACK + DECKER LEAF BLOWER
         BLOWING AWAY CHALLENGERS AS IF
THEY WERE TAKING A STROLL THRU THE RACETRACK
                                   
                                       
             VENUE:  INDIANA GRAND
  **RACES 1--9 ONLY! ===>  R10 = 1/4 HORSE**
           ~PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE R-10 IN ENTRY~ 
IT ONLY SERVES TO CONFUSE THE SCOREKEEPER
    WHO MAY ALREADY BE CONFUSED AMIDST
    ALL THE BOOZE -&- BABES IN DOG HOUSE

             
           
SEPTEMBER 5th IS ==>  'BE LATE FOR SOMETHING'  DAY
THEREFORE, CELEBRATING THIS OUR FEATURE EVENT IS
  THE ''BE LATE FOR SOMETHING'' STAKES

            **THE FUN PART IS TO INCLUDE IN YOUR ENTRY**
  WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ''LATE FOR''  ON THIS DAY
                   (NOT THE STARTING GATE OF COURSE!)
                                         

POST TIMES:  2:05 ET  //  1:05 CT  //  12:05 MT  //  11:05 AM PT


  **SCORE-KEEPER:**
     SCORING FROM YE OLE DOG HOUSE WILL BE ~BLUNNY~
WHOSE ''ENERGIZER BATTERY'' WAS LEFT OFF THE CHARGER
LEAVING THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' LOSING THE 'TUG-O-WAR'
          AND VAULTING HIM RIGHT INTO THE DOG HOUSE

    HIS LONG TIME FRIENDS, JIM BEAM & JACK DANIELS
HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED TO ASSIST BLUNNY WITH SCORE-KEEPING
       LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRLS ALSO NOTIFIED TO ATTEND!
                              :chickendance:   


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT ~
THAN ERRR & SEE = D.Q.
               

                                           

     CONGRATS TO CLASSY CHARISMATIC CATALINA 
    FOR CAPTURING A NEW TRACK RECORD VICTORY

THE FLAWLESS FILLY ALSO STOLE BACK FROM RUFFIAN,
THE CAIXA-ELETRONICA LEADING CONTENDER TOTAL ($201.20)
                        FOR THE YEAR END AWARD ~
                                       

WHICH RUFFIAN HAD 'STOLEN' FROM CATALINA 4 DAYS PRIOR!
PROVING THAT TURN-A-BOUT HAPPENS, EVEN IN RACING CIRCLES!
IT ALSO TURNED A 'GRINNING-CHEETAH-FACE' INTO GRUMPY CAT!
                                             

VENUE: BIDDING A FOND SUMMER FAREWELL TO SARATOGA 
                  ALTHOUGH  RAIN ON WEDNESDAY / THURSDAY / FRIDAY
                    SATURDAY 'PROMISES' TO BRING SUNSHINE & SMILES
                                         *** Disclaimer ***
      Weather Forecasters = Only Occupation Be Wrong 80% & Not Lose Job!
                                                   
                     
                                      FEATURE EVENT: TBA

POST TIMES: 1 PM EDT / NOON CT // 11 AM MT // 10 AM PT

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
JUST SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
TO ERRR & SEE = D.Q.
               

           **WOOF-WOOF RESULTS**


     
   

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
  TO SUPURRR 'SPA' SATURDAY
IT'S TRAVERS DAY ~ A FULL MOON
  AND ---> NATIONAL DOG DAY
   




       HONORING THAT HOLIDAY
                    OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
THE ''WOOF-WOOF-WOOF" STAKES
       


SO THE QUESTION AT THE END OF THE DAY WILL BE
DID A 'COLT-DOG' HOWL AT THE FULL MOON IN GLEE
                        ~ OR ~
A FELINE FILLY ROAR IN IRONIC KITTEN JOY DELIGHT

DEFENDING CHAMP ---> RUFFIAN
WILL HAVE TO BRING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' A GAME
AS SHE FACES 11 CHALLENGERS, ALL INTENDING
   TO PREVENT A REPEAT ROAR TO THE WIRE!

THE TENACIOUS TWELVE ARE LOCKED -&- LOADED

AND AWAY THEY GO IN
              THE ''WOOF-WOOF-WOOF'' STAKES



WITH A MIGHTY 'HOWL' RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE,
         IT IS ---> POST-TIME-MIKE
HOOFIN -&- WOOFIN LIKE 'MIGHTY-DOG'
LEAVING THE REST OF THE FIELD HUFFIN -&- PUFFIN
TRYING TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY LEADER INTO THE TURN!




     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


WELL THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR A DRAMATIC CHANGE

IN THE 'WINX' OF AN EYE ....
WITH A FLASHY FLOURISH OF FILLY FIERCENESS 
CATALINA HAS ROARED RIGHT ON BY POST-TIME-MIKE
   AS IF HE WERE TROTTING IN SLOW MOTION!
 


SHE HAS OPENED UP A HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER THE FIELD
AS IF BEING GUIDED BY PEGASUS LENDING INVISIBLE WINGS!
       


POST TIME MIKE RECOVERING FROM A REACTION TO WHAT
MUST HAVE SEEMED LIKE A METEOR FLYING BY HIM, HAS
REGAINED HIS COLT COMPOSURE AND NOW IS CHASING
        THE FREAKISHLY FAST FILLY IN FRONT
       


IT'S 13 LENGTHS BACK TO REAL QUIET, WHO IS FOLLOWED BY
             THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ PEEPTOAD
THIS TRIO IS SEVERAL LENGTHS IN FRONT OF CIGARSHOP ~ EL PRADO
     IT'S ANOTHER BIG GAP BACK TO DUSTY ~ CRUZAN

AND WAY FAR BACK JUST MEANDERING ALONG LIKE
2 FALTERING FINICKY FELINES IS THE 'BIG-CAT' DUO OF
TIGER DANCER -&- DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN WHO IS
SHOWING NO SIGNS OF BRINGING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
   ALONG TO INSPIRE ANY SIGNS OF SPEED TODAY!
           


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


A CONVINCINGLY CONFIDENT CATALINA IS JUST ROARING ALONG
    EXTENDING HER LEAD EVEN MORE WITH WHAT MAY JUST BE
A NEW TRACK RECORD BY THE TIME THIS FEARLESS FILLY IS THRU
       


SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
LOOKING BACK AT THE 11 CHASING THE FILLY IN FRONT
AS A BODACIOUS BLURRR IS FLYING UP THE RAIL,
PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER -- AS IF THEY WERE
JUST TROTTING ALONG ON A SATURDAY STROLL
   


IT IS A POWERFULLY PERSUASIVE PEEPTOAD
LEAPING INTO 2nd PLACE AS SHE PASSES
POST TIME MIKE WHO APPEARS A BIT LEG WEARY
   


DUSTY FINALLY AWAKENED HER FELINE FRISKY-NESS NOW
MOVING INTO 4th BUT STILL AT LEAST 15 LENGTHS BEHIND
POST TIME MIKE -- WHO IS CHASING PEEPTOAD BUT NOT GAINING
GROUND ON THE 2 FIERCELY FAST FILLYS IN FRONT OF HIM

  7 LENGTHS BEHIND DUSTY,
CIGARSHOP -&- EL PRADO ARE
STRUGGLING TO CATCH UP TO
THE FERVENT FILLY DUO IN FRONT

REAL QUIET IS NEXT -- 3 LENGTHS BACK
IT'S ANOTHER 6 LENGTHS BACK TO
BLUNNY ~ THUNDER CAT ~ CRUZAN

   SO FAR BACK WE NEED BINOCULARS TO FIND THEM ~
               
THE BELABORING BIG CAT DUO IS IN A RACE OF THEIR OWN,       
      RESEMBLING A DAY AT THE TURTLE RACES!
TIGER DANCER -&- RUFFIAN IN A RACE TO THE CAT HOUSE!
 


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


CATALINA JUST MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE RACE PUTTING
ON A DRAMATIC DISPLAY OF DOMINATING DETERMINATION
TO BREAK THE TRACK RECORD ~

PEEPTOAD RUNNING HER BEST RACE IN RECENT MEMORY
IS ALL OUT TRYING TO MAKE A MATCH RACE OUT OF THIS
BUT THE FLAMBOYANT FLAWLESS FILLY IN FRONT IS HAVING
NONE OF IT AS SHE EXTENDS HER LEAD EVEN MORE ~

POST TIME MIKE WHOSE SUPER SPEED OUT OF THE GATE
MOVED HIM TO THE FRONT AT FIRST, HAS STRUGGLED  TO
HOLD ON FOR COLT PRIDE ON NATIONAL DOG DAY AND
THE 'WOOF-WOOF-WOOF' STAKES BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HIS
EFFORT WILL ONLY HAVE HIM HOLDING FLOWERS
     INSTEAD OF THE 'NATIONAL DOG DAY'  TROPHY!

DUSTY HAS ENOUGH OF A LEAD OVER CIGARSHOP
             TO EASILY STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

THE ARRIVAL OF THE WIRE WILL BRING WITH IT
A NEW TRACK RECORD,   A NEW LEADER FOR THE
CAIXA ELETRONICA AWARD JUST 4 DAYS AFTER RUFFIAN
'STOLE' IT FROM CATALINA ~ PROVING THAT 'TURNABOUT IS
FAIR PLAY'  EVEN IN HORSE RACING CIRCLES OR OVALS!

THE IRONY OF THE RESULTS:  IT IS NATIONAL DOG DAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE WOOF-WOOF-WOOF STAKES

AND YET IT IS 2 FANTASTICALLY FAST FELINE FILLYS WHO
MEOW & ROAR AT THE ''COLT-DOG-CREW'  BEHIND THEM WHO
WILL JUST HAVE TO HOWL AT THE FULL MOON IN DOG-DAY-DISMAY


     $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
   



1st ~ CATALINA === $201.10
*New Track Record: New Leader For Caixa Eletronica Award
          ~WINNER / MIZZZ MONEY BAGS~




2nd ~ PEEPTOAD === $125.50
*Best Effort By Far In Recent Memory
That Would Be A Win On Any Other Day
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
......


3rd ~ POST TIME MIKE === $102.50
*Superb Speed At Start
Maintained Position Strongly Throughout
~FLOWER-BEARER~



4th ~ DUSTY === $81.00
*Supurrr Slow Start ~ Resounding Roar In Final Furlongs!
       *Steals "The Precious" Easily
~RING-THIEF~



     ~~ALSO RAN~~


CIGARSHOP === $66.50

EL PRADO === $65.30

REAL QUIET === $55.90

BLUNNY === $38.10

THUNDER CAT ===  $37.00

CRUZAN === $31.40

TIGER DANCER === $19.30

{DC} RUFFIAN === $11.60
*CAT HOUSE & A YO-YO-MAMA TROPHY!  (PentHouse To Cat-House)
A Colossal Case Of Catnip Is Awaiting A Grumbling Grouchy Grumpy-Cat!
Someone Seems Deliberately Determined To KEEP Her 2017 Cat-House-Key
 
                   
 


~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~ 

                                             

                           CONGRATS TO TIGER DANCER 
           DANCING MERRILY ALONG WAY FAR AHEAD OF CIGARSHOP
WHO KEPT TRYING IN VAIN TO CATCH THAT FLASHY FILLY TAIL UP AHEAD ~
            THO HE DID SEEM TO HAVE A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE ~
                ~ WHICH WOULD LOOK SILLY ANYPLACE ELSE!
                                

                           VENUE: O CANADA ~ WOODBINE
                               6 STAKES = NO VAMPIRES!
                                           

     AUGUST 29  IS NATIONAL 'TUG O' WAR' DAY   
                      WHICH WILL BE OUR FEATURE EVENT
         HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT FOR BOTS ~ BATTLE OF THE SEXES!
                                               

           POST TIMES: 6:45 ET // 5:45 CT // 4:45 MT // 3:45 PT

                                      SCOREKEEPER

SNOOZIN IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE IS CRUZAN WHO SEEMS TO BE  VERY MUCH AT HOME THERE         
                       PROBABLY HOPING TO EARN THE 2018 DOG HOUSE KEY! 

IF FOR ANY REASON THE BOOZE & BABES OVERCOMES
            HIS ABILITY TO OPERATE A CALCULATOR ~
THE RUFF ONE SHALL ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT RESULTS
                                           
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR & SEE = D.Q.
                 

                               

      WONDER GADOT aka: 'WONDER WOMAN'   

TRAVERS DAY NOT MUCH OF GLEE FOR ME
HARDLY ANY I LIKED FINISHED FIRST
BUT THE ONE EVENT THAT HURT MY HEART
FOR ME ~ ~ ~ WAS SURELY THE WORST
                     

MY HEART BELONGED TO THE FILLY
WONDER GADOT IS HER COOL NAME
BUT THEN WHEN THE RACE HAD ENDED
NO HAPPINESS ~ GLORY OR FAME
                     
 

FOR AWHILE SHE SEEMED TO BE 'IN IT'
NOT FAR FROM THE LEADER AHEAD
THEN, SUDDENLY NOT IN THE PICTURE
AND SADLY, FINISHING LAST INSTEAD
                     

                     
I'M HOPING SHE ONLY GOT TIRED
OR MAYBE THE PACE WAS TOO SLOW?
I'VE SEEN NO REPORTS ABOUT THIS
IF YOU HAVE ~ PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
                                        

    { [email protected] }   

                             

    WONDER GADOT aka: 'WONDER WOMAN' 

TRAVERS DAY NOT MUCH OF GLEE FOR ME
HARDLY ANY I LIKED FINISHED FIRST
BUT THE ONE EVENT THAT HURT MY HEART
FOR ME ~ ~ ~ WAS SURELY THE WORST
                     

MY HEART BELONGED TO THE FILLY
WONDER GADOT IS HER COOL NAME
BUT THEN WHEN THE RACE HAD ENDED
NO HAPPINESS ~ GLORY OR FAME
                     

FOR AWHILE SHE SEEMED TO BE 'IN IT'
NOT FAR FROM THE LEADER AHEAD
THEN, SUDDENLY NOT IN THE PICTURE
AND SADLY, FINISHING LAST INSTEAD
                     

I'M HOPING SHE ONLY GOT TIRED
OR MAYBE THE PACE WAS TOO SLOW?
I'VE SEEN NO REPORTS ABOUT THIS
IF YOU HAVE ~ PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
                   

  { [email protected] }   

                                         

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN WHO REWARDED HER 'SPEED-FREAK-FANS'
    WITH A SUPURRR-SONIC-SPEED DISPLAY ~ GATE TO WIRE ~
REMINDING THEM WHY THE CHEETAH IS HER INNER GUIDING FORCE!
                                           
ALL ALONE AT THE WIRE BY DAYLIGHT,  THE 'RUFFZILLA' ALSO NOW
IS THE LEADING CONTENDER FOR THE CAIXA ELETRONICA AWARD
                                             

*** VENUE: A NO BRAINER FOR SURE! ~ SARATOGA TRAVERS DAY ***

WONDER GADOT = Would Be 1st FILLY Since 1915 To Capture The Glory 
                     Her Halter Plate Reads: WONDER WOMAN
  NameSake = Actress Gal Gadot Portrayed The Heroine On Big Screen

                   *** SUNDAY IS 'NATIONAL DOG DAY' ***
PREVIOUSLY WE HONORED WORLD CAT DAY  ~  (FILLY = FELINES)
   IT IS ONLY FAIR TO HAVE OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY BE ~
            THE 'WOOF-WOOF-WOOF'  STAKES 
                      HONORING OUR CHARISMATIC COLTS!
                                       

POST TIMES: 11:35 AM ET / 10:35 AM CT / 9:35 AM MT / 8:35 AM PT
                    THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
                    THE 2nd MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE
             THEN THE CAT COMES ALONG & GETS EM ALL!
                                           

NBC is providing TV coverage from 4-6 PM Eastern 
                     FS-2 Fox Sports 2 = 1 PM EDT == 3 hours

RULES ARE ON THE MENU BELOW
TIZ ALWAYS WISE TO READ THRU
BETTER TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY
THAN, ERRR & THEN SEE = D.Q.
                   

        **SWEEET RESULTS**



  GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURR SATURDAY AT DEL MAR

**AUGUST 18th IS => NATIONAL HONEY-BEE DAY**
                 
CELEBRATING THAT HOLIDAY, OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
THE ''HONEY-SWEET OR BEE-STUNG'' STAKES
           { *BEE-FAST ~ OR ~ BEE-STUNG! }
--OR--



   THE SUPER HIGHLY CHARGED ''ENERGIZER-BLUNNY''
WILL HAVE 11 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO 'DE-CHARGE' HIS BATTERY!

THE DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE AND READY TO RUN!

AND THEY'RE OFF IN
                THE 'HONEY-SWEET OR BEE-STUNG' STAKES ....



AWAY WITH A HUGE EARLY LEAD IS
A TENACIOUS TRIO OF FEROCIOUSLY FAST FILLYS
LEAVING THE REST IN THEIR WAKE

RUFFIAN ~ CATALINA ~ DUSTY
HEADING TO THE TURN ALL ALONE

IT'S AT LEAST 15+ LENGTHS BACK TO EL PRADO
    AND ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK
        TO THE REST OF THE FIELD


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


IT'S STILL 3 FIERCE FILLYS AT THE FRONT, EXCEPT
THAT DUSTY DID NOT HANDLE THE TURN WELL ~ DROPPING BACK

EL PRADO HIT HER BEST RUNNING STRIDE AND
NOW IS 6 LENGTHS BEHIND A RAMBUNCTIOUS RUFFIAN
WHO DEFINITELY HAS TURNED HER
   'INNER-CHEETAH' LOOSE RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE 

CATALINA TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH
THE 2 FEISTY FILLYS AHEAD
IS LOSING THE BATTLE QUICKLY

IT'S A 'SECRETARIAT' TYPE DISTANCE  ~ 30 LENGTHS
BACK TO CIGARSHOP FOLLOWED BY DUSTY

ANOTHER TEN LENGTHS BACK IS
   THE REST OF THE FIELD
       STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP

PEEPTOAD AND REAL QUIET ARE 3 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF
THUNDER CAT ~ TIGER DANCER ~ CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE

DEFENDING CHAMP ~ BLUNNY IS TROTTING ALONG ON WHAT
APPEARS TO BE A 'DEAD-BATTERY-CHARGE' ENERGY ~
SO FAR BACK THAT HE RESEMBLES ANY RACE ZENYATTA RAN WHEN
SHE DID NOT EVEN APPEAR ON THE TV SCREEN MOST OF THE RACE


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


RUFFIAN IS JUST TOYING WITH THE FIELD, TURNING A 'RACE'
INTO AN EXHIBITION OF PURE PURRRFECT CHEETAH-POWER
REMINDING HER FANS WHY 'THE CHEETAH' IS HER 'NICKNAME'

EL PRADO HAS NOT GIVEN UP AND STILL RUNNING STRONGLY
BUT NOT GAINING GROUND ON THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY IN FRONT

DUSTY SUDDENLY REGAINED HER EARLIER MOJO
MOVING UP QUICKLY, FOLLOWED BY POST-TIME-MIKE
  WHO FINALLY IS FINDING HIS BEST STRIDE

CIGARSHOP BEGINNING TO SHOW SIGNS OF 'AWAKENING'
    FOLLOWED BY CATALINA

IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD

THUNDER CAT ~ PEEPTOAD ~ REAL QUIET A FEW LENGTHS
AHEAD OF TIGER DANCER -&- DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY,
     WHO SAW HIS CHANCES OF A REPEAT VICTORY
           DISAPPEAR QUICKLY IN THE OPENING QUARTER

AND MEANDERING ALONG IN ANOTHER 'TIME-ZONE' IS CRUZAN
WHO APPEARS TO BE MORE INTERESTED IN A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS
  IN THE INFIELD, RATHER THAN RUNNING A RACE!


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


RUFFIAN SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN
     DEMONSTRATING ......
THE PURE SUPURR-SONIC-SPEED OF HER ''INNER-CHEETAH''

THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY NOW GLANCING OVER HER SHOULDER
  TO SEE EL PRADO TRYING HER BEST TO KEEP UP ~
BUT  NOT GAINING ON THE FEARLESSLY FAST FILLY IN FRONT

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO DUSTY WHO IS JUST TRYING TO
HOLD ON LONG ENOUGH TO GET THE SHOW SPOT MONEY

POST TIME MIKE DOING HIS BEST TO FEND OFF CIGARSHOP

ALL ALONE AT THE WIRE, SETTING A NEW 'CAIXA' TRACK RECORD
THE FORMIDABLE FILLY WILL HEAD TO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE
         AMIDST COLOSSAL CHEERS FROM HER FANS
   


EL PRADO WITH HER OWN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY OF SPEED & POWER
       TAKES THE 'BRIDESMAID' TROPHY
AS DUSTY HOLDS ON FOR THE SHOW-SPOT FLOWERS AWARD
  POST TIME MIKE EASILY STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'

     THE ''HONEY-SWEET'' EFFORT BY RUFFIAN
PUT A BODACIOUS 'BEE-STING' ON THE REST OF THE FIELD!



     $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ RUFFIAN === $192.20
*New 2018 Caixa Eletronica Award Leader
      Cheetah Power Gate To Wire!
~WINNER~


2nd ~ EL PRADO === $167.80
Impressive Effort That Normally Would Be A Winning One ~
     But Not When 'The Cheetah' Shows Up To Run!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd~ DUSTY === $93.80
*Speed From Gate, Dropped Back, Regained Momentum Late
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ POST TIME MIKE === $71.90
*Super Slow Start ~ Fierce Final Furlongs!
  Steals ''The Precious''
~RING-THIEF~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


CIGARSHOP === $62.40

CATALINA === $56.00

THUNDER CAT === $28.30

PEEPTOAD === $25.40

REAL QUIET === $21.50

{DC} BLUNNY === $17.50
*Left Battery Charger In Stall!

TIGER DANCER === $17.40

CRUZAN === $4.40
*Almost A Golden Goose Egg Trophy
But ~ The Consolation Of The Dog House Awaits
With Jack Daniels, Milk Bone Biscuits + Vegas Dancers!

               


    WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM DEL MAR
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME


~~Graphics By:  TIGER DANCER~~

       
      **CONGRATS TO ---> 
THE EXCEPTIONALLY 'ENERGIZED-BLUNNY' 
    WHO ONCE AGAIN HOPPED ACROSS THE FINISH LINE
MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN OF A VERY 'GRUMPY-CAT' RUFFIAN
     LOSING BY THE SLIMMEST OF CHEETAH WHISKERS!
                                       
THIS WAS THE 2nd IN A ROW FOR BLUNNY WHO NOW WILL
              RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY!
                                       
   
  VENUE:  DEL MAR ~ WHERE ELSE!
IF IT WORKED FOR BLUNNY TWICE ....
  WHY NOT 3rd TIME THE CHARM 

FEATURE EVENT: ''WILL HE OR WON'T HE'' STAKES
                                       

POST TIMES:  2 PM PACIFIC // 3 PM MT // 4 PM CT // 5 PM ET

*** MAKE UP BOTS FROM AUGUST 1st CANCELLATION ***


**SCORE-KEEPER:**
FROM THE CONTROVERSIAL CAT HOUSE, IT WILL BE ~TIGER DANCER~
WALLOWING IN CATNIP ~ MEOW MIX -&- CHIPPENDALE DANCERS!
                                       :chickendance:
HOPEFULLY,  ALL THAT WILL NOT CAUSE AN OVERDOSE OR
THE INABILITY TO CORRECTLY ADD UP THE RESULTS TOTALS!


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