:forruffian:
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY WE ARE AT GULFSTREAM PARK
:rhrse:
WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF CIGARSHOP & REAL QUIET
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WILL HAVE 10 CALCULATING CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
ALL TRYING TO STOP A REPEAT 'DUSTING'
:raspberry:
TODAY IS NATIONAL 'SMOKE + MIRROR' DAY
CELEBRATING THAT HOLIDAY, OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
:lightbulb: THE ''SMOKE + MIRROR'' STAKES :lightbulb:
WHO WILL 'SMOKE EM' AT THE WIRE :thumbsup:
WHO WILL ASK THEIR MIRROR TO REFLECT THEIR ERRORS? :-[
THE ENERGETIC ELEVEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'SMOKE + MIRROR' STAKES
IT'S A TRANQUIL TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT LEAD ~ NOT IN A HURRY
ROAMIN BETWEEN 2 FAB FILLYS ~ PEEPTOAD + THUNDER CAT
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JOINING THIS TRIO ARE TIGER DANCER & EL PRADO
ROAMIN SURROUNDED BY 4 FEISTY FILLYS & A SANGUINE SMILE ;)
LEAD THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
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OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
THINGS HAVE QUICKLY TAKEN ON A NEW COMPLEXION
AS NOW WE HAVE A SPEEDY STAMPEDE LEADING THE WAY!
ROAMIN ~ BLUNNY ~ PEEPTOAD & TIGER DANCER IN FRONT
SHOWING SUPURR SIZZLING SPEED AFTER A SLUGGISH START!
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IT'S 11 LENGTHS BACK TO
EL PRADO, POST TIME MIKE, CATALINA & RUFFIAN
THUNDER CAT IS ONLY ANOTHER LENGTH BACK
TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE CRUZAN
AND DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WHO IS SLOW TO START
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
ROAMIN & BLUNNY LOCKED IN A BRISTLING BATTLE IN FRONT
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PEEPTOAD & THUNDER CAT ONLY A FEW LENGTHS BACK
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A GAP OF ABOUT 6 LENGTHS BACK ARE
EL PRADO ~ TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE
IN A LINE ACROSS THE TRACK SHOWING GOOD ENERGY
ALL WITH A CHANCE AT SOME PURSE MONEY!
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IT'S ANOTHER 3 LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN & CATALINA
AND WAY FAR BACK TRAILING LIKE TWIN TURTLES ARE
CRUZAN & DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY WHO IS SEEING HER CHANCE AT A REPEAT ROMP,
DISAPPEARING DRAMATICALLY IN THE DISTANCE
:'( :banghead: :-[
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
ROAMIN & A HIGHLY CHARGED UP ENERGIZER-BLUNNY
IN A BODACIOUS BATTLE ~ NECK + NECK ~ NOSE TO NOSE!
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IT'S A FRANTIC FEROCIOUS FILLY FIGHT FOR THE FLOWERS
WITH PEEPTOAD & THUNDER CAT WHISKERS APART
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ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK WITH LITTLE CHANCE AT MONEY
EL PRADO, TIGER DANCER, POST TIME MIKE, RUFFIAN & CATALINA
HEADING TO THE DOG HOUSE OR CAT HOUSE ARE CRUZAN + {DC} DUSTY
:puppykisses: OR :forruffian:
HERE COMES THE WIRE ~ WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
:lightbulb: TOTE BOARD LIT UP FOR THE TOP FOUR PLACINGS! :lightbulb:
*** HOLD ALL TICKETS! ***
4 TRAINERS SCURRYING DOWN TO THE TRACK
4 JOCKEYS ON THE PHONES
STEWARDS BEING BOMBARDED WITH OBJECTIONS! YIKES!
:flaming:
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!
NOBODY CAN TELL WHICH NOSE TOUCHED THE WIRE FIRST
OR COULD IT BE A DEAD-HEAT-DUO?
:OMG:
THE CROWD IS STARTING TO GO FROM WILD TO RESTLESS :-\
THIS IS TAKING WAY TOO LONG FOR IMPATIENT FANS! >:(
FINALLY THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING!
ENERGIZER-BLUNNY OBJECTION OF INTERFERENCE :evil: = DISMISSED
TIZ A ROAMIN NOSE TOUCHING THE WIRE FIRST!
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY BATTERY A MINUSCULE SHORT OF VICTORY
:flaming:
THE BATTLE FOR THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET 3rd PLACE
PEEPTOAD WITH A LUCKY LEAP OVER A THUNDER CAT WHISKER!
:raspberry:
:rhrse: SMOKE + MIRROR STAKES :rhrse:
ROAMIN SMOKIN AT THE WIRE :)
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, REFLECTING IN HER MIRROR
:banghead: WHAT WENT WRONG? :banghead:
$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
:rhrse:
ROAMIN = $85 :celebrate:
* Gate To Wire Glory ~ Dynamic Determination
BLUNNY = $83
*OUCH! Where's 2 'Bucks' When Ya Need Em?
Probably Out Canoodling With 2 Does! ;)
PEEPTOAD = $72.80
* 1 Gigantic LEAP For Toads :thumbsup: + 1 Bodacious Bouquet For Peepers! :)
THUNDER CAT = $72.40
* Ouch! Dang Short Whiskers ~
Need To Get 'Whisker-Wonder-Grow' Supplement!
''The Precious'' Instead of The Bodacious Bouquet!
Now A Gollum Encounter :evil: Instead of Fragrant Flowers! :-\
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
EL PRADO = $60.60 {3 x Perfect Vision} ;)
TIGER DANCER = $59.80
POST TIME MIKE = $50.80
RUFFIAN = $44.20
CATALINA = $39
{DC} DUSTY = $18
* OUCH! Misses The CAT HOUSE & YO-YO-MAMA = 1 BUCK Needed :banghead:
Probably Out With The 2 BUCKS Canoodling With Blunny!
CRUZAN = $17
Look Out For Frustrated Ferocious Filly Lurking Near Dog House! :evil:
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM FLORIDA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, TEXT-FREE JOURNEY
NATIONAL SMOKE + MIRROR DAY
REMINDING ALL TO NOT SMOKE CIGARETTES!
INSTEAD ~ LIGHT A CAMPFIRE & SING 'KUMBAYA'
:girlkiss:
THEN LOOK IN A MIRROR
REFLECT UPON ALL THAT BRINGS YOU JOY
:forruffian:
Nice job Roamin! Gate to wire just like Maximum Security...
Thankfully my whiskers have finally grown out. Now maybe I can start winning some of these photos for minor placings. :knight:
Thanks for the race call!! :forruffian:
:forruffian:
{Peeptoad}
"..Thankfully my whiskers have finally grown out.
Now maybe I can start winning some of these photos for minor placings. "
OMG :OMG:
PEEPTOADS HAVE WHISKERS?
WHO KNEW!
:happy:
Quote from: RUFFIAN on April 01, 2019, 10:01:07 AM
:forruffian:
{Peeptoad}
"..Thankfully my whiskers have finally grown out.
Now maybe I can start winning some of these photos for minor placings. "
OMG :OMG:
PEEPTOADS HAVE WHISKERS?
WHO KNEW!
:happy:
...kind of like the platypus: a little of everything :chickendance: