Thoroughbred Racing Fans

                                             :forruffian:

                           CONGRATS TO TIGER DANCER  :celebrate:
           DANCING MERRILY ALONG WAY FAR AHEAD OF CIGARSHOP
WHO KEPT TRYING IN VAIN TO CATCH THAT FLASHY FILLY TAIL UP AHEAD ~
            THO HE DID SEEM TO HAVE A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE ~
                ~ WHICH WOULD LOOK SILLY ANYPLACE ELSE!
                     :happy:      :lmao:      :happy:

                           VENUE: O CANADA ~ WOODBINE
                               6 STAKES = NO VAMPIRES!
                                           :OMG:

   :lightbulb:  AUGUST 29  IS NATIONAL 'TUG O' WAR' DAY   :lightbulb:
                      WHICH WILL BE OUR FEATURE EVENT
         HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT FOR BOTS ~ BATTLE OF THE SEXES!
                                                :evil:

           POST TIMES: 6:45 ET // 5:45 CT // 4:45 MT // 3:45 PT

                                      SCOREKEEPER

SNOOZIN IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE IS CRUZAN WHO SEEMS TO BE  VERY MUCH AT HOME THERE         
                       PROBABLY HOPING TO EARN THE 2018 DOG HOUSE KEY!  :thumbsup:

IF FOR ANY REASON THE BOOZE & BABES OVERCOMES
            HIS ABILITY TO OPERATE A CALCULATOR ~
THE RUFF ONE SHALL ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT RESULTS
                                           
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR & SEE = D.Q.
                 :banghead:

GOING NORTH!!!!

1. 5/7/6
2. 5/1/2
3. 4/1/2
4. 6/4/11
5. 8/6/1
6. 2/6/5
7. 7/6/4
8. 6/7/4


Good LUCK ALL!!!

1st:  2
2nd: 2
3rd: 1
4th: 6
5th: 6
6th: 2
7th: 2
8th: 7

1)  7 1 8 5

2)  2 6 3 1

3)  1 3 2 4

4)  10 1 6 11

5)  13 3 2 4

6)  4 2 10 5

7)  3 1 5 2

8)  1 4 7 3

That'll do me!!

🤔   🙄  🐴

                                       :forruffian:


:evil:  WICKED ~ WILD & WEIRD @ WOODBINE   :evil:

R1 >>>   7  10  3  2  8
MARCH OF DREAMS
PIRANO (Dam: Cat's Garden / Tale Of The CAT)
MY SILENT PRESENT


R2 >>>   2  3  5  1  4
KING & HIS COURT (Dbl Ent: R6)
EMINENT FORCE
ENGLISH ILLUSION


R3 >>>   2  3  4  1 (Not Likely To Beat #1 @ 1/9)
CIRCLE  OF  FRIENDS
THE YOUNG LORD
JACKS


R4 >>>   4  1  7  9  11
MOON MAGIC
SEGUIMI
IN GUS


R5 >>>   3  5  8  4  1
MOKSGMOI
FIREY & GORGEOUS
SPEEDY SOUL


R6 >>>   6  4  5  3  2 
THOR'S ROCKET
(Dbl Ent R2) KING & COURT
KINGSPORT


R7 >>>   3  5  1  6  7
FOREST LASS
CAWAJA TIME (Eskendereya)   :girlkiss:
NO CHILL


R8 >>>   4  3  1  8  7
FRESH PRINCESS
CRUMLIN QUEEN
SPRING TEMPEST

R1...9-1-7
R2...3-1-4
R3...1-2-4-3 (superfecta box lock)
R4...11-6-4
R5...10-8-3
R6...5-6-3
R7...7-4-6
R8...4-8-5

Cave Springs Ranch

1 -- 5, 4, 2
2 -- 5, 1, 3
3 -- 2, 4, 3
4 -- 6, 11, 7
5 -- 6, 14, 8
6 -- 2, 5, 3
7 -- 3, 6, 2
8 -- 3, 7, 5

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 5, 4, 2
2 -- 1, 3, 2
3 -- 6, 2, 3
4 -- 6, 11, 4
5 -- 6, 14, 8
6 -- 2, 5, 3
7 -- 6, 7, 3
8 -- 3, 8, 5

RACE 1   - 1, 4, 6, 2
RACE 2   - 2, 3, 1, 5
RACE 3   - 2, 1, 4, 3
RACE 4   - 1, 4, 6, 11
RACE 5   - 1, 11, 6, 3
RACE 6   - 5, 3, 2, 6
RACE 7   - 6, 4, 3, 2
RACE 8   - 2, 3, 8, 4

Good luck to all!

Scratches


R 4 #11


R 6 #3, #4

R 7   sc #4

R 8  sc #9

 

         ~~CAN DO IN CANADAAAAA~~
     WICKYD AND WONDERFUL @ WOODBINE


R-1:  3 - 6 - 10 - 7

R-2:  3 - 2 - 4

R-3:  2 - 1 - 3

R-4:  4 - 2 - 1

R-5:  5 - 6 - 11 - 10

R-6:  5 - 6 - 1

R-7:  2 - 5 - 3

R-8:  1 - 8 - 5 - 4

Hey, power back on after the storm

R4. 4-6-7
R5. 9-10-8
R6. 6-5-1
R7. 5-3-1
R8. 1-5-4

    :forruffian:     **TUG-O-WAR RESULTS**


           


          GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
     TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM @ WOODBINE
   IT'S BOTS DAY = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
                 


    TODAY IS ALSO: NATIONAL ''TUG-O-WAR'' DAY
A VERY BEFITTING SIGNIFICANT NAME FOR OUR FEATURE EVENT!



DEFENDING CHAMP ~TIGER DANCER~ WILL HAVE 9 CHALLENGERS
   TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER DYNAMIC DANCE TO THE WIRE

THE TORRID TEN ARE IN THE GATE -&- READY TO RUN!

AWAAAY THEY GO IN .... THE 'TUG O' WAR' STAKES



  IT'S A FRISKY-FEISTY-FOURSOME OF FILLYS
        FLYING OUT OF THE GATE LEAVING 6 OTHERS
WONDERING IF THEIR OWN GATES HAD MALFUNCTIONED!

THESE FOUR, DUSTY ~ THUNDER CAT ~ RUFFIAN ~ EL PRADO
HAVE LEFT THE REST PLAYING 'CATCH-UP' HEADING INTO THE TURN
                 


     ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


IT IS NOW EL PRADO -- WHO HAS MOVED AHEAD OF
      THE OTHER THREE FILLYS BY 10 LENGTHS
WITH A DISTANT CATALINA ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BACK

SO FAR --> THE COLTS ARE STRUGGLING TO GET A GRIP ON
THE CONCEPT OF 'TUG O WAR' AS THEY -&- DEFENDING CHAMP,
          TIGER DANCER HAVE YET TO SHIFT INTO GEAR!



CIGARSHOP ~ BLUNNY ~ REAL QUIET ~ CRUZAN ~ TIGER DANCER
       SO FAR BACK IT'S LIKE WATCHING 2 SEPARATE RACES


     ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


EL PRADO -- HAVING THINGS ALL HER OWN WAY SO FAR
           IS BEGINNING TO SHOW SIGNS OF TIRING
OPENING THE WAY FOR DUSTY -- WHO IS INCREASING HER SPEED
     GAINING ON THE FILLY IN FRONT WITH EVERY STRIDE!

RUFFIAN -- WHO LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' OUT EARLY ON
RAN OUT OF CHEETAH-POWER DROPPING BACK SUDDENLY
               


THUNDER CAT -- ALSO COULD NOT KEEP UP WITH
   THE FERVENTLY FAST FILLY DUO IN THE LEAD

CRUZAN ---
FINALLY AWAKENED HIS COLTISH CHARISMA
  AND IS GRADUALLY MOVING UP AS
     HIS FELLOW COLTS ARE STILL
  PLAYING A LOSING GAME OF CATCH UP
       


CIGARSHOP ~ REAL QUIET ~ BLUNNY
AND A TURTLE-TEMPO-TIGER
          DANCING A SNAIL-SLOW-STEP
... AT THE BACK,  SEEING ANY CHANCE
OF A ROARING REPEAT DISAPPEARING IN THE DISTANCE
   


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


EL PRADO CONTINUES TO LOOK LEG WEARY
.... AS DUSTY NOW HAS ZOOOOOOMED
         RIGHT ON BY THE FADING FILLY
           TAKING A HUGE LEAD OVER THE FIELD



EL PRADO STRUGGLING TO HOLD ON IS NOW FACED WITH A
CHALLENGE BY ~CATALINA~ WHO SUDDENLY FOUND HER
INNER MOJO AND IS RIGHT AT THE TAIL OF EL PRADO
     


IT'S A TIGHT BATTLE BEHIND THOSE 3 FEARLESS FILLYS
     CRUZAN ~ RUFFIAN ~ THUNDER CAT ... STILL
ALL IN WITH A CHANCE AT SOME OF THE PURSE MONEY
AS CIGARSHOP IS RIGHT AT THE TAILS OF THOSE 3

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD AS ~DUSTY~ HAS GONE INTO
HIGH GEAR OVERDRIVE LEAVING THE REST IN HER WAKE



EL PRADO, SUPER SPEEDY AT THE START MANAGES TO JUST
HOLD OFF CATALINA FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY

AMAZINGLY, WITH A SNAIL LIKE START ....
CRUZAN FIRED UP ENOUGH 'CRUSIN POWER'
IN THE FINAL STRIDES TO PASS RUFFIAN
         AND STEAL ''THE PRECIOUS''
       


SO THE ''TUG-O'-WAR'' TURNED OUT TO BE
   A 'TUG O' FILLYS'  RACE
         WITH COLTS A-SLIPPIN N A-SLIDIN
GETTING NO 'TUGGIN TRACK-SHUN' TODAY
 
       
**A BIG BOTS WIN FOR THE FILLYS!!!  :celebrate:
          A TENACIOUS TRIFECTA OF
       FEISTY - FAST - FILLY - KITTYS
         


           
     $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
                 




1st ~ DUSTY === $86.10
*Dusted The Field Convincingly!
~WINNER / BRIDE OF WOODBINE~


2nd ~ EL PRADO === $43.80
*Super Speed 1st Half ~ Tired After A Half
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ CATALINA === $40.60
*Slow Start ~ Great Finish
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ CRUZAN === $34.80
*Amazing Turn Of Hoof In Final Furlong!
Steals The Precious - Saves The Colt's Egos
~RING-THIEF~


     ~~ALSO RAN~~


RUFFIAN === $29.20

THUNDER CAT === $27.20

CIGARSHOP === $25.50
--Now Cigar on Top--  :evil:

{DC}TIGER DANCER === $22.10
*The Tiger In Her Tank Took A Snooze



REAL QUIET === $18.50

BLUNNY === $4.30
*Almost A Golden Goose Egg!
But Earns A Trip To The Dynamic Dog House {aka: The Bunny Hutch}
Awaiting Him Are Old Buddies Jim Beam & Jack Daniels
Along With A Calculator To Help Present The Race Call Next Week!
And A Big Batch Of Energizer-Batteries!
 

 


      WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM WOODBINE
WISHING ALL A FRISKY TUG O' WAR WITH YOUR FAVORITE FRIEND
~ BE IT 2 LEGS OR 4 ~ IT'S NOT IF YA WIN OR LOSE THAT MATTERS
               BUT HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAD DOIN IT!


~~Graphics By: Tiger Dancer~~

Wonderful strategy from Dusty  kicking our asses this week....well done

Spectacular race call by Ruff & I did certainly like being on top of LeTigre

Also great picturefications by me lady.... until next week

 :flaming:

Big congrats on the win Dusty and to the fully brigade for hitting the tri.

Congrats to Dusty who far distanced the field with an impressive stretch run!  Great race call and graphics, Miz Ruffian and Miz Tiger Dancer!