:forruffian:
CONGRATS TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' :celebrate:
DISPLAYING AN IMPRESSIVE HIPPITY-HOP TO THE WIRE
SHUTTING OUT DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER
WHOSE 'DANCE' WAS A SALSA STEP TOO SLOW!
:raspberry:
:lightbulb: VENUE CHOICE: TAMPA BAY :lightbulb:
:rhrse:
POST TIMES: 12:22 ET // 11:22 CT // 10:22 MT // 9:22 PT
{Dontcha Love Those ODD Times:12:22 NOT 12:20, 12:25}
SCOREKEEPER
IN THE DOG HOUSE IS CRUZAN TRYING TO STAY AWAKE
AFTER OVERDOSING ON BISCUITS & BOOZE ~
:puppykisses:
IF HE IS ABLE TO SCORE, THEN HE SHALL CALCULATE
AND REPORT THE RESULTS
IF NOT THE RUFF-ENFORCER SHALL BRING THE RACE CALL
:evil:
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
MAY BE FAR DOWN TO VIEW
SO SCROLL & SCROLL TO FIND
BETTER THAN ERR & D.Q.
:banghead: :headshake: :banghead:
1: 2,6,7
2: 2,6,7
3: 2,6,7
4: 7,6,2
5: 2,6,7
6: 2,6,7
7: 2,6,7
8: 7,6,2
9: 2,6,7
10: 2,7,6
1) 6. 7. 2. 1
2) 5 4 2 3
3) 7 2 5. 1
4) 7 1 3 4
5) 8 5 2 1
6) 8 9 5 2
7) 8 2 3 4
8) 4 3 7 9
9) 2 5 6 8
10) 8 3 2 1
Good luck, eveybody!
And thank you, O Magestic One!👸
Thank television for the timing, Ruff. They want to show the races on TVG or similar, they have to schedule the race in an empty slot. Such as Gulfstream, Tampa, Aqueduct, Laurel.....
Whenever they can fit them.
:forruffian:
TEMPESTUOUS & TENACIOUS :evil:
R1 = 5 3 2 7 6
HAND ME THE CASH $$$
ZERO
DAILY
R2 = 7 5 6 4 1 {LIKE TOP 3} :banghead:
MS GENUINE
MOYNE SPUN
SHES SUCH A KNOCKOUT
R3 = 3 2 6 7 5
PEGASUS :girlkiss:
GUSTY WIND {Took Ebony's Life} :'(
GRAN
R4 = 9 11/ae 1 14/ae 10 7
LADY NOBILITY
AE) MAXXIMUM ENERGY!
MACHO PRONTO
AE) AVANTE LIGHT
LUCKY DUCKY {JoAnn}
R5 = 5 8 6 1 4
SKY CITY
FORCE
DANCER
R6 = 9 7 6 8 3
KITTEN {JOY} :forruffian:
I AM A LURING
MORE MOJO
R7 = 5 4 1 3 7 {Torn Tween Top 2} :banghead:
KATCHUP TIZ
ANOTHER EXPERIENCE
LAND CODE
R8 = 7 10 2 4 8 {Top 2 Each Would Be #1 In Separate Races!} Mrrrrow :banghead:
CAT PRADO :forruffian:
MY RULES
FOX
R9 = 8 9 7 2 6
BOLD AS A LION :forruffian:
DIAMOND LUCKY
I GOT SUNSHINE
R10 = 8 4 5 2 1
MUSIC
GHOST
NEUQUA
The OTHER Florida track!!
1. 6/7/4
2. 2/3/7
3. 7/5/4
4. 7/9/10
5. 8/7/3
6. 8/4/7
7. 4/7/8
8. 10/3/8
9. 6/7/4
10. 2/8/4
GOOD LUCK ALL!!
R1...6-7-3
R2...1-2-7
R3...4-6-7
R4...10-7-5
R5...5-4-8
R6...5-4-8
R7...7-1-2
R8...7-1-6
R9...6-4-2
R10..2-3-7
Track fast
Turf changed to dirt
Scratches
R1....5
R 3 3
R4. Dirt
1, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
R6 Dirt
2, 5, 8
R8 Dirt
2, 4, 5, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14
R9 1
R10 Dirt
3
May change without Ruff's approval. This is it so far.
Lost Springs Ranch
1 -- 7, 2, 6
2 -- 2, 1, 4
3 -- 2, 4, 1
4 -- 4, 8, 2
5 -- 6, 2, 7
6 -- 9, 3, 6
7 -- 2, 1, 7
8 -- 6, 9, 1
9 -- 2, 4, 6
10 -- 8, 7, 5
Rolling Thunder Ranch
1 -- 7, 2, 6
2 -- 2, 1, 6
3 -- 4, 1, 5
4 -- 4, 8, 2
5 -- 2, 7, 8
6 -- 3, 6, 9
7 -- 1, 2, 7
8 -- 9, 1, 6
9 -- 4, 6, 2
10 -- 7, 5, 6
changes
R4... is now 5-3-2
R6... is now 4-3-8
R10... is now 2-7-8
:forruffian:
:lightbulb: :lightbulb: :lightbulb: URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT :lightbulb: :lightbulb: :lightbulb:
PLAYERS: ATTENTION
DUE TO THE EXCESSIVE SCRATCHES R4 / R8
I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THOSE RACES TO BE: OUT! :thumbsup:
TO BE FAIR TO PLAYERS WHO HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING
ALL THEIR PIX ARE SCRATCHED
NOT EVERYONE HAS THAT OPPORTUNITY TO CHECK
:girlkiss:
WHAT SAY YOU ALL? FAIR OR NOT FAIR!
PLEASE OPINE ASAP ~ YOUR VOICE MATTERS
R1. 1-3-4
R2. 3-6-4
R3. 7-5-6
R4. 5-3-2
R5. 3-5-4
R6. 4-9-6
R7. 5-2-7
R8. 6-3-10
R9. 9-7-5
R10. 4-8-9
PLEASE DO ALL RACES THANK YOU
R-1: 7 - 6 - 2
R-2: 7 - 4 - 6
R-3: 3 - 2 - 6
R-4: 11 - 10 - 4 - 9
R-5: 8 - 6 - 2
R-6: 7 - 6 - 8
R-7: 4 - 5 - 7
R-8: 2 - 7 - 8 - 10
R-9: 8 - 7 - 9 - 2
R-10: 8 - 9 - 4
:forruffian:
CAT SCRATCH FEVER :flaming: :evil: :flaming:
: IF ALL RACES ARE INCLUDED
RACE 4
3--4--5--13--12
DRILL
SUNSET
SUNDAY
RACE 8
10 12 9 3 6
MY RULES
SECRET
ROAD
**CHANGES DUE TO SCRATCH ES:
R-4: 4 - 5 - 14
R-8: 8 - 9 - 13
[Thunder Cat
Lost Springs Ranch
1 -- 7, 2, 6
2 -- 2, 1, 4
3 -- 2, 4, 1
4 -- 4, 8, 2
5 -- 6, 2, 7
6 -- 9, 3, 6
7 -- 2, 1, 7
8 -- 6, 9, 1
9 -- 2, 4, 6
10 -- 8, 7, 5
[/quote]
:forruffian:
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AT TAMPA BAY DOWNS
TODAY WE ARE BEING DRENCHED WITH RAIN BUT NO
AMOUNT OF RAIN WILL DAMPEN THE SPIRITS OF OUR
FERVENT FANS OR RAMBUNCTIOUS RUNNERS!
:rhrse:
DEFENDING CHAMP = 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WILL HAVE
8 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO STOP A REPEAT ''BUNNY-HOP' VICTORY
:raspberry:
:lightbulb: FEATURE EVENT :lightbulb:
BONUS BOTS: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FEISTY FRISKY FILLYS VS: COURAGEOUS COMPETITIVE COLTS
THEY'RE IN THE GATE & READY TO RUN
A SPEEDY TRIO IS OUT WITH A GOOD LEAD OVER THE REST
ROAMIN ~ DUSTY & EL PRADO TAKE THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====
THE ORIGINAL TRIO IN THE LEAD HAS NOW CHANGED
DEFENDING CHAMP, 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WITH A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY
HAS TAKEN A 1/2 LENGTH LEAD OVER ROAMIN & DUSTY
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
EL PRADO STUMBLED ON THE TURN LOSING MOMENTUM & DROPPING BACK QUICKLY
CRUZAN IS NEXT ALONG WITH CIGARSHOP & THUNDER CAT
THIS DUO IS JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THE TRIO IN FRONT
AND TIGER DANCER IS RIGHT THERE AT THEIR TAILS
MEANDERING ALONG FAR BACK, IS RUFFIAN, WHO
APPARENTLY FORGOT TO AWAKEN HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
SHOWING NO SPEED ~ NO INTEREST AT ALL IN RUNNING
THO HER SECRET 'GENUINE' INTEREST 'AGENDA'
MAY BE HOLDING ON TO HER 2017 CAT HOUSE KEY!
:evil:
===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====
THE RACE QUICKLY HAS TURNED INTO A COLT MATCH RACE
FOR BOTS GLORY WITH DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY & ROAMIN
:rhrse: :rhrse:
DUSTY DOING HER BEST TO WIN FOR THE FILLYS IS HAVING
A VERY TUFF TIME TRYING TO CATCH THE DYNAMIC DUO
SHE IS AT LEAST 9 LENGTHS BACK & NOT GAINING GROUND
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
CIGARSHOP IS NEXT, FOLLOWED BY CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT
IT'S ANOTHER 3 LENGTHS BACK TO EL PRADO & TIGER DANCER
IF U HAVE BINOCULARS, YOU CAN SEE RUFFIAN!
:OMG:
===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====
A BODACIOUS BATTLE AT THE FRONT WITH ROAMIN & BLUNNY
:rhrse: :rhrse:
DUSTY ALL OUT TRYING TO STOP COLT GLORY
CIGARSHOP RIGHT ON DUSTY'S TAIL
IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
CRUZAN, THUNDER CAT, EL PRADO & TIGER DANCER
AND DETESTING THE RAIN, THE MUD, THE DIRT IN HER FACE
IS A WET, MISERABLE, GRUMBLING RUFFIAN
DOING HER BEST 'GRUMPY CAT' IMPRESSION
AS WE ALL KNOW HOW MOST 'FELINE'S' HATE WET FUR!
:evil:
RUMOR HAS IT, WHEN RUFFIAN SAW THE WEATHER
SHE BEGGED HER TRAINER TO REPORT A CASE OF 'CAT-SCRATCH-FEVER'
WE SEE HOW THAT REQUEST WENT!
:banghead: :flaming: :banghead:
BACK UP AT THE FRONT, THE TWO COMBATIVE COLTS, NECK & NECK
LEAVING NO DOUBT THAT THE COLTS WIN THE BOTS GLORY
BUT ONLY A PHOTO WILL DETERMINE WHICH COLT NOSE IS #1 OR: DH?
:rhrse: :rhrse:
DUSTY CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
CIGARSHOP EASILY STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'
:lightbulb: BUT WHO WILL STAND IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE? :lightbulb:
HOLD ALL TICKETS! TOTE BOARD FLASHING
2 JOCKEYS ON THE PHONES
STEWARDS LISTENING TO OBJECTIONS ~ REVIEWING THE REPLAY
FANS ARE GETTING RESTLESS & ROWDY
BECAUSE OF SUCH A LONG DELAY
PLUS BEING SOAKED TO THE SKIN BY NOW
NOT A CROWD OF HAPPY FANS WITH THIS STORM
:flaming:
FINALLY! THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING!
COULD WE SEE A DEAD HEAT PERHAPS?
THE REPLAY HAS SHOWN THAT A NOSTRIL WHISKER OF ROAMIN
TOUCHED THE WIRE FIRST BY A MILLISECOND OVER {DC} BLUNNY
:raspberry:
:-[ OUCH! THATS GONNA HURT THE BUNNY! :'(
$$$ ===== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===== $$$
* BOTS GLORY TO THE COLTS *
ROAMIN = $55.30
*Fantastic Form Start To Finish: R+R Really Works! :thumbsup:
{DC} BLUNNY = $55.10
* O Brother, Can Ya Spare A Dime ~ or 2 Would Be Better! :lightbulb:
:banghead: O U C H !!! :banghead:
DUSTY = $37.20
*Take Time To Smell The Flowers
CIGARSHOP = $33.50
*Steals 'The Precious' While Checking For Gollum :evil:
===== ALSO RAN =====
CRUZAN = $25
THUNDER CAT = $21.40
EL PRADO = $18.80
TIGER DANCER = $15.70
RUFFIAN = $6.90
*Clever Plan Worked: Rain Or Scheme? Cat House Key Is Her's :thumbsup:
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM SOGGY TAMPA BAY
WISHING ALL A SAFE, *SLOW* SOBER DRIVE HOME
:lightbulb: AND REMEMBER: NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE :lightbulb: