MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 8/7 **RESULTS**

[RUFFIAN]

                                         

     GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
                                       

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY AT ALBUQUERQUE RACETRACK
    WILL BE THE BOTS:  BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE

FIERCE FEISTY FERVENT FILLYS VS: QUIRKY CONTENTIOUS COLTS
                                       
                   
WITH THE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA WHO ARE
     TAKING  R+R WELL DESERVED BREAK FROM RUNNING
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
      TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT 'SMOKE-FEST'  AT THE WIRE!
                                           

    TODAY IS ''WORLD CAT DAY'' ~  SO IT WILL BE INTERESTING
TO SEE IF ONE OF THE 'FILLY-CATS' CAN BRING FELINE GLORY?
                                   

            THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES!

   OUT FOR A QUICK EARLY LEAD ARE RUFFIAN & DUSTY
THE REMAINING 6 ARE TIGHTLY BUNCHED ACROSS THE TRACK
                                   

                       OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

RUFFIAN NOT HANDLING THE TURN WELL AT ALL HAS DROPPED BACK
                  LEAVING DUSTY IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
    BUT ROAMIN FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS HAS CAUGHT UP
   TO THE FAST FILLY AND NOW THESE TWO LEAD THE WAY
                                     

IT'S ABOUT 13 LENGTHS WAY BACK TO THE 'NOT-SO-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY'
AND ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS TO RUFFIAN ~ THUNDER CAT & CIGARSHOP

       THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE CRUZAN & TIGER DANCER

                     THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

ROAMIN BEGINNING TO SHOW A LOT MORE POWER THAN DUSTY
WHO APPEARS TO BE GETTING A BIT LEG WEARY, AND NOW LOSING     
      GROUND AND THE LEAD TO THE CAREFREE COLT IN FRONT
                                                         

                   A LONG WAY BACK IS THUNDER CAT
ANOTHER HUGE GAP TO CIGARSHOP AS THE DEFENDING CHAMP
SEES HIS REPEAT CHANCES DISAPPEARING QUICKLY UP AHEAD
               AS ROAMIN'S TAIL NOW CAN HARDLY BE SEEN
                                    
                       
IT'S EVEN FARTHER BACK TO BLUNNY WHO SEEMS TO HAVE
LEFT HIS ''ENERGIZER BATTERY CHARGER'' BACK AT THE BARN
AND RUFFIAN WHO LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' SNOOZING IN STALL zzzzzzzzzzzz

TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN SHOWING NO SPEED AT ALL TRAIL THE FIELD
  APPEARING TO BE HAVING MORE FUN FROLICKING THAN RUNNING!
                                           

                 AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

ROAMIN MOVIN LIKE AN 18-WHEELER ON THE OPEN HIGHWAY IS
LEAVING ''DUSTY-IN-THE-WIND'' AS THE FRISKY FILLY IS TRYING
TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY ROAMIN FOR BOTS FILLY GLORY ~
      BUT SHE WILL HAVE TO SPROUT WINGS TO DO IT!
                                                                 

NO DOUBT WHO BOTS GLORY GOES TO THIS DAY: THE COLTS!
ROAMIN WHO IS RED HOT THIS SEASON,  WINS YET ANOTHER ONE!
                                   

            A DRAMATICALLY DISAPPOINTED DUSTY IN 2nd 
WILL TAKE THE BRIDESMAID GOWN INSTEAD OF THE CROWN

THUNDER CAT CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET IN 3rd 

DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, NO 'SMOKIN' IN THE PENTHOUSE   
WILL HEAD TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' FROM GOLLUM!     

                       $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$   
    {{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO: SUPURR-IN-CHARGE}}
                               [email protected]
        CATS ~ CATNIP ~ CHIPPENDALES & CALCULATOR
                          NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING
                                               

ROAMIN = $74.30   
*Brings BOTS Glory For The COLTS

DUSTY = $56.60
*Strong Start ~ Frustrating Final Furlongs   

THUNDER CAT = $42.70
*Strong Contender For 2019  Bodacious Bouquet Honors   

{{DC}} CIGARSHOP  = $32
*Where's There's Smoke ~ Not Always Big Fire
             But Steals The Golden Ring! 

                                          $$$ ALSO RAN $$$

BLUNNY = $30.70
*Energizer Battery Charger = Lost In The Barn 

RUFFIAN = $28.40
*Inner Cheetah Snoozin In Stall   

TIGER DANCER = $16
*More Fun Doin The 4-step With Cruzan Than Running    :chickendance:

CRUZAN = $11.20
*Dog House Repeat Champ!
Double Doggie Biscuits!      

                          WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM NEW MEXICO
                   WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY
                                               

[Roamin]

No skill on this one, just lucky where the darts landed.  But its been fun.

[Cigarshop]

Mzzzz Rufff thanks for the race call & timely results

[Dusty]

CONGRATS to ROAMIN!!!