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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY AT ARLINGTON RACETRACK
*** THE TRACK WHO ORIGINALLY HELD THE 1st MILLION DOLLAR RACE! ***
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ON ARLINGTON MILLION DAY, OUR FEATURE EVENT IS
'' WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE ''
AKA = PENTHOUSE OR POORHOUSE!
:) OR :'(
WITH LATE SCRATCHES OF: CIGARSHOP, CATALINA, RAVEN, EL PRADO
DEFENDING CHAMP, THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WILL HAVE EIGHT
EQUALLY ENERGIZED CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
ANOTHER HIPPITY-HOP-HOORAY VICTORY TO THE WIRE!
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THE NIMBLE NINE ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE 'WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE'
IT'S A TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD HEADING TO THE TURN
THUNDER CAT ~ POST TIME MIKE & CRUZAN
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NOBODY SHOWING ANY SUPURR SPEED ~ YET!
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
A DAZZLING DRAMATIC DISPLAY OF POWER BY 3 'FELINE' FILLYS!
RUFFIAN LETTING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' COME OUT TO ROAR
THUNDER CAT WITH A MAGNIFICENT 'MEOWZA'
TIGER DANCER WITH A COLOSSAL 'CHUFF'
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IRONICALLY ENUFF, TODAY IS WORLD LION DAY!
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IT'S 13 LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY & POST TIME MIKE
A LONG WAY BACK TO THE EARLY TRAILERS
BLUNNY ~ ROAMIN, CRUZAN & PEEPTOAD
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
THE 3 FELINE FILLYS CONTINUE TO ROAR IN FRONT
WHERE ARE ALL THOSE CONTENTIOUS CLEVER COLTS?
:-\ :happy: ::)
FINALLY IT IS THE DEFENDING CHAMP, THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY
SHOWING SOME INTEREST IN CATCHING THOSE FEISTY FILLYS!
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PEEPTOAD ALSO STARTING TO MOVE ALONG NOW
FOLLOWED BY POST TIME MIKE ~ ROAMIN ~ DUSTY & CRUZAN
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
THUNDER CAT ~ TIGER DANCER ~ RUFFIAN
3 FEARLESS, FEISTY, FERVENTLY FAST FELINE FILLYS
ACROSS THE TRACK IN A LINE
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BUT HOLD ON FOLKS!
SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS A 'GRAY BLUR' IS
FLYING UP THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
YES INDEED! IT IS THE DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY
FINALLY FINDING HIS ENERGIZER BATTERY CHARGER IN HIS SADDLE ~
{*Approved By Gate Stewards: Included In The Weight}
NOW THE ONLY COLT SHOWING ANY CHALLENGE TO THE 3 FILLYS
IS ON THE MOVE GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY STRIDE!
AND AS WE ALL KNOW TIME AFTER TIME
IT AIN'T OVER TILL THAT STOUT LADY SINGS
AND THE SONG SHE MAY BE HUMMING IS THE ''BUNNY HOP''
OR MAYBE WHICH FILLY WILL BE HAVING A 'BAD HARE DAY'
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THUNDER CAT DIGGING DEEP AND NOT GIVING IN
TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN WITH A ROAR OF THEIR OWN
AND HERE COMES THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' HOPPIN ALONG
WITH SUPURR-SONIC-SPEED BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH TO WIN
A REPEAT HOP TO THE WINNER CIRCLE?
HE HAS HOPPED PAST A DISGRUNTLED TIGER DANCER
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HE HAS JUST HOPPED PAST RUFFIAN WHO HAS A VERY
DISPARAGING LOOK ON HER FACE
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2 DOWN + ONE TO GO AS ONLY THUNDER CAT
STANDS IN HIS WAY OF A REPEAT BUNNY-HOP HOOTENANNY!
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CAN THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY HOLD ON FOR FELINE LION DAY GLORY
AND AS BARACK MIGHT SAY: "YES SHE CAN!" :thumbsup:
IRONICALLY IT IS A 'BUNNY' WHO RUINED A FELINE-TRIFECTA! :raspberry:
BUT A THUNDERING CAT WINS THE WOLRD LION DAY!
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:lightbulb: $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$ :lightbulb:
'WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE'
{{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE FELINUS-IN-CHARGE}}
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{Catnip ~ Chippendales + Calculator = Not Reliable}
THUNDER CAT = $71.70 :celebrate:
*Gate To Wire Feline Fast & Furious
{{DC}} BLUNNY = $69.80
* Time Spent In CAFE AMERICANO = Denied A Feline Filly Trifecta! :raspberry:
Bunny Style Bridesmaid Gown Veil Adjusted With 2 Ear Openings :thumbsup:
RUFFIAN = $61.40
*Disgruntled ~ Dismayed ~ Devastated
Bodacious Bouquet Instead of The Bridesmaid Gown! >:(
TIGER DANCER = $59
*Even More Disconcerting + Disappointed ~ Losing The Bouquet
Now A Trip to The Shire To Steal The Precious From Gollum! :evil:
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
PEEPTOAD = $48.90
POST TIME MIKE = $43.40
ROAMIN = $41.10
DUSTY $39.10
CRUZAN = $18.40
*Decidedly Determined To Win The 2019 Dog House Key! :thumbsup:
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM ARLINGTON
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
:lightbulb:*FACT: CELL PHONES CAUSE MORE ACCIDENTS THAN BOOZE! * :lightbulb:
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