Racing => Handicapping => Topic started by: RUFFIAN on July 23, 2018, 02:39:31 PM
Title: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Post by: RUFFIAN on July 23, 2018, 02:39:31 PM
:forruffian:
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO SUPURRR SATURDAY AT DEL MAR
THE SUN IS SHINING THE HORSES ARE FRISKY THE FANS EXCITED
HONORING TODAY'S HOLIDAY ... 'TAKE A MONKEY TO LUNCH DAY' OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
:lightbulb: THE ''MONKEY~SEE~MONKEY~DO'' STAKES :lightbulb: THE ORIGIN OF THE SAYING INCLUDES: ''IMITATION FOR A GOOD REASON, STUPID REASON OR INSTINCT''
DUE TO THUNDER CAT MISSING HER FLIGHT DEFENDING CHAMP ---> PEEPTOAD WILL HAVE 10 CHALLENGERS BRINGING THEIR 'A' GAME
AND AWAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''MONKEY-SEE-MONKEY-DO'' STAKES
IT'S A FRISKY FIVE LEADING THE WAY INTO THE TURN PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER
AND A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP .... THEN A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD WHO HAVE NOT TURNED ON THEIR 'FRISKY FAST FACTOR' YET
CATALINA ~ GAINING GROUND SLOWLY WITH RUFFIAN AT HER TAIL THIS DAWDLING DUO ARE FOLLOWED BY A TURTLE-TEMPO-TRIO OF CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ EL PRADO
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
THE FIRST FRISKY FIVE HAS NOW TURNED INTO A DYNAMIC DUO
RUFFIAN SUDDENLY TURNED HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' LOOSE ROARING FROM FAR BACK .... TO JOIN THE VERY 'ENERGIZED-BUNNY' ON THE LEAD
IT'S ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD ~ CATALINA
THIS TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY .... ANOTHER TEPID THREESOME OF DUSTY ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER
POST TIME MIKE ~ CRUZAN ~ EL PRADO CONTINUE TO STROLL ALONG SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SPEED OR INTEREST IN RUNNING ~ YET
~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
SUDDENLY -- RUFFIAN JUMPED AN INVISIBLE 'SOMETHING' ON THE TRACK ... SPOOKING HERSELF, AS WELL AS BLUNNY WHO HAD TO SIDE-STEP HIS SPEED TO AVOID A COLOSSAL COLLISION WITH THE FALTERING FILLY
IT IS NOW THE VERY 'ENERGIZED-BLUNNY' ALL ALONE ON THE LEAD
REAL QUIET FINALLY FOUND HIS BEST STRIDE AND HAS MOVED UP INTO 2nd
A CONTENTIOUS CATALINA -- GAINING GROUND QUICKLY RUFFIAN HAS REGAINED HER COMPOSURE JOINING CATALINA
DEFENDING CHAMP -- PEEPTOAD SHOWING GOOD ENERGY .... IS JUST ANOTHER HALF LENGTH BACK STILL WITH A CHANCE OF A REPEAT
IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO TIGER DANCER WHO IS FOLLOWED BY DUSTY + CIGARSHOP THEN A LONG WAY BACK TO THE TRAILING TIRING TRIO OF POST TIME MIKE ~ CRUZAN ~ EL PRADO
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' RUNNING WITH A HIGHLY CHARGED BATTERY IS CLEARLY CONFIDENT -- WITH AN ALMOST CLOWNISH CHARISMA LOOKING BACK OVER HIS SHOULDER -&- SEEING NO CHALLENGERS
REAL QUIET ~ CATALINA ~ RUFFIAN + PEEPTOAD CONTINUE TO BE LOCKED IN A BLATANTLY BRAZEN BATTLE FOR 2nd PLACE
HERE COMES THE WIRE .... AS A BODACIOUS BLUNNY HOPS OVER THE FINISH LINE WITH NARY A CHALLENGER NEAR BY!
A DYNAMIC DISPLAY OF DETERMINATION AWESOME ACCELERATION AND A VERACIOUS VICTORY GATE TO WIRE!
PHOTO FINISH SHOWS ....
REAL QUIET BY A WHISKER OVER CATALINA FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY AS RUFFIAN MANAGES TO ROAR JUST ENOUGH TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
A BODACIOUS BUNNY WITH A ''MONKEY-SEE-MONKEY-DO'' ''IMITATION'' OF THE WHITE RABBIT IN WONDERLAND MUTTERING TO HIMSELF THE ENTIRE RACE ''I'M LATE ~ I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE'' WHICH PROMPTED PERPETUAL SPEED GATE TO WIRE!
~~OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH~~
1st ~ THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY === $81.00 *Hippity-Hop Confidence, Charisma AND Classy Calculating Courage! ~WINNER~
2nd ~ REAL QUIET === $50.00 *Slow Start ~ Fervent + Fast Final Furlongs ~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
4th ~ RUFFIAN === $44.00 'Cheetah' Speed At The Start ~ Snoozing 2nd Half But Does Manage To Steal 'The Precious' ~RING-BEARER~
~~ALSO RAN~~
{DC}PEEPTOAD === $42.20 Fast At First ~ Finally Fizzled
TIGER DANCER === $32.80
DUSTY === $29.00
CIGARSHOP === $26.20
POST TIME MIKE === $13.20
CRUZAN === $9.80
EL PRADO === $2.60 Off to The CatHouse ..... *Misses The Golden Goose Egg By A Wilting Whisker!
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM DEL MAR WISHING YOU A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME WITH NO MISCHIEVOUS 'MONKEY-SHINES' WHILE DRIVING!
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Post by: Dusty on July 23, 2018, 06:13:04 PM
Nicely done Blunny!!!!! Congrats
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Post by: Catalina on July 24, 2018, 11:50:11 AM
Congrats to Blunny on winning, and my thanks to management for the race call and graphics!
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Post by: peeptoad on July 24, 2018, 12:31:30 PM
Nice job blunny! Thanks for the race call and pics!
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Post by: Cigarshop on July 24, 2018, 03:12:07 PM
Way to go Blunny.....
Perfect race call & picturefications
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Post by: THUNDER CAT on July 24, 2018, 06:04:26 PM
I asked him what that deck cards was for next to the computer. He turned and looked at me with a silly grin. What a sad man. He calls himself a handicapper. While he was sleeping, I replaced all the cards with jokers. HA!
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Post by: RUFFIAN on July 24, 2018, 06:12:28 PM
:forruffian:
TC Chirps..."...While he was sleeping, I replaced all the cards with jokers. HA!"
YEH YEH BUT WE SEE WHO HAD THE LAST LAUGH...HOPPING IN THE WINNERS CIRCLE, EH :happy: :lmao: :happy:
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Post by: Real Quiet on July 25, 2018, 04:17:04 AM
Congrats on the win Blunny. Nicely played.
Title: Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/21 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Post by: PostTimeMike on July 25, 2018, 08:30:21 AM
Good form Blunny!! Nice run on a tough day in SoCal!!!
Hard to believe I had to vacate the Doghouse after my effort for the day!!
Outstanding as usual Lady Cat and Tiger Dancer!!!
Until next time.....see ya'll in the Starting Gate!!!!