:forruffian:
CONGRATS TO CATALINA WHO PURRED THE FIRST HALF OF THE RACE
THEN ROARED TO THE WIRE TO WIN BOTS GLORY FOR THE FILLYS ~
:celebrate:
VENUE: EVANGELINE
FEATURE EVENT: THE 'WOULDA~COULDA~SHOULDA' STAKES
(aka: The Post Derby Blues Stakes)
:banghead:
POST TIMES: 6:50 ET // 5:50 CT // 4:50 MT // 3:50 PT
*** SCOREKEEPER ***
STILL CLUTCHING THE 2017 CAT HOUSE KEY, IS RUFFIAN
WHO WILL RETURN WITH CALCULATOR & DANCING SHOES
TO JOIN IN DANCING WITH THE 'THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER'
:chickendance:
ALSO: A SPECIAL 'POST-DERBY-BLUES CATNIP' IS ORDERED! :) :thumbsup:
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT ~
THAN ERRR AND SEE D.Q.
:mallet:
Star gazing.. tonight! So here goes
1. 3/4/7
2. 4/1/7
3. 7/8/2
4. 3/4/7
5. 4/5/2
6. 7/8/9
7. 3/5/7
8. 6/8/4
9. 11/7/4
Good LUCK ALL!!
Rolling Thunder Ranch
1 -- 8, 4, 5
2 -- 1, 4, 7
3 -- 2, 1, 4
4 -- 1, 7, 3
5 -- 6, 3, 2
6 -- 4, 6, 7
7 -- 7, 4, 3
8 --7, 2, 1
9 -- 4, 1, 7
1st: 6,7
2nd: 6,7
3rd: 6,7
4th: 6,7
5th: 6,7
6th: 6,7
7th: 6,7
8th: 6,7
9th: 7,6
:forruffian:
EFFERVESCENT & EBULLIENT @ EVANGELINE
R1 >>> 7 5 4 2 1
TIZ MY DAY
OLE BLACK MAGIC
PI
R2 >> 6 1 2 4 7
CELTIC LASS
HAVIN FUN YET
ABENA
R3 >>> 2 4 1 7 5
HARD HEADED WOMAN
(Tale Of The CAT)
:forruffian:
DOLLAR DANCER
I'M A GREAT REBEL
R4 >>> 6 5 3 4 7
CONSPICUOUS WOMAN
SPACE COWGIRL
OLD FASHION AMOUR
R5 >>> 5 2 4 3 6
WE GIRLS (Fillys) RULE :thumbsup:
TOGA DANCE
SWORD OF DIXIE
R6 >>> 4 7 9 1 2
HOPEFUL (Kitten) JOY
:forruffian:
RUNAWAY ROMANCE
TICKLED BY ELMO
R7 >>> 7 9 4 6 3
GOTTA GO FIRST (aka: Alpha Mare Syndrome) :thumbsup:
HONEYMOON BRIDGE
RUN PECK RUN
R8 >>> 5 6 7 8 9
DE LAST DANCE
:chickendance:
SINGING A SONG
FROLIC
R9 >>> 11 4 10 5 3
MAUK POWER
RESPECT DUE
SMOOTH MAN
Cave Springs Ranch
1 -- 6, 2, 4
2 -- 1, 4, 6
3 -- 1, 2, 5
4 -- 1, 4, 7
5 -- 3, 2, 5
6 -- 4, 5, 7
7 -- 4, 7, 9
8 -- 2, 4, 6
9 -- 4, 1, 7
:forruffian:
JOKE OF THE DAY
CIGARSHOP LAST RACE = THE #6 WINS BIG
1st: 6,7
2nd: 6,7
3rd: 6,7
4th: 6,7
5th: 6,7
6th: 6,7
7th: 6,7
8th: 6,7
9th: 7,6 <======*****
RACE 1 - 3. 6, 7
RACE 2 - 4, 1, 6
RACE 3 - 2, 7, 6
RACE 4 - 1, 6, 4
RACE 5 - 3, 6, 1
RACE 6 - 6, 7, 4
RACE 7 - 2, 12, 7
RACE 8 - 5, 2, 7
RACE 9 - 11, 4, 9
Good luck to all!
:evil: A DANCING TIGER IN LOOOZIANA :evil:
R-1: 1 - 5 - 4
R-2: 7 - 6 - 5
R-3: 8 - 7 - 6
R-4: 4 - 6 - 3
R-5: 7 - 10 - 9 - 2
R-6:
R-7:
R-8:
R-9:
R2. 5-6-7
R3. 5-677
R4.. 5-6-7
R5. 5-6-7
R6. 5-6-7
R7. 5-6-7
R8. 5-6-7
R9. 5-6-7
~~A TIGER IN LOOOZIANA -- PART 2 :evil:
:OMG:
R-6: 4 - 7 - 8
R-7: 2 - 9 - 7 - 10
R-8: 6 - 7 - 5 - 8
R-9: 11 - 5 - 8 - 7
:happy: :chickendance: :happy:
:forruffian:
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
THIS AFTERNOON WE ARE AT EVANGELINE DOWNS
WHERE OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
THE 'WOULDA~COULDA~SHOULDA STAKES'
(aka: THE POST DERBY BLUES STAKES)
:'(
DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA WILL HAVE 7 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO STOP THE FILLY FROM ANOTHER ROARING VICTORY
7 ARE PATIENTLY WAITING FOR TIGER DANCER TO SETTLE DOWN
AS THE FRISKY FILLY IS REFUSING TO GO INTO HER GATE
(Perhaps Awaiting The Arrival Of Real Quiet Who Is A Late Scratch)?
:mallet:
FINALLY SOME CARROTS & CATNIP HAVE PURRRSUADED
THE FUSSY FILLY TO GO ON IN TO HER GATE
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''WOULDA-COULDA-SHOULDA'' STAKES
IT'S CIGARSHOP & THUNDER CAT OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD
WITH DUSTY & CATALINA RIGHT AT THEIR TAILS
IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO BLUNNY ~
FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN ~ CRUZAN & TIGER DANCER
===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====
IT IS NOW CIGARSHOP OUT IN FRONT TAKING COMMAND OF THE LEAD
:rhrse:
RUFFIAN IS ABOUT 5 LENGTHS BACK FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY & CATALINA
IT'S ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY AND EVEN
FARTHER BACK TO CRUZAN & TIGER DANCER WHO SEEM TO BE
MORE FOCUSED ON A FLOCK OF CATTLE EGRETS THAN RUNNING!
:OMG:
===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====
CIGARSHOP WITH THINGS GOING HIS WAY UNTIL NOW APPEARS
TO BE GETTING LEG WEARY AS THE CLOSERS ARE
GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY STRIDE
CATALINA ~ BLUNNY ~ & RUFFIAN TURNING A ''RUNAWAY'' INTO
A ''YES WE CAN'' EVENT AS THE TENACIOUS TRIO NOW HAS
COLLARED A TIRING CIGARSHOP MOVING RIGHT ON PAST
THE COLT IN A 3 WAY LINE ACROSS THE TRACK
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====
SUDDENLY RUFFIAN HAS TURNED HER ''INNER CHEETAH'' LOOSE
MUCH TO THE SURPRISE OF CATALINA & BLUNNY AS THEY WATCH
HER TAIL MOVING AWAY FROM THEM QUICKLY
:raspberry:
CIGARSHOP STILL TRYING TO HOLD ON IS NEXT
WITH THUNDER CAT BREATHING DOWN HIS NECK
:rhrse: :rhrse:
IT'S 7 LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY AND ANOTHER FEW TO CRUZAN
AS A VERY LETHARGIC TIGER DANCER IS MEANDERING ALL OVER THE TRACK
STILL MESMERISED BY THE FLOCK OF EGRETS!
:OMG:
RUMOR HAS IT THAT HER TRAINER HAS BEEN WORKING THE FILLY
AROUND AREAS WITH A LOT OF BIRDS TRYING TO STOP THIS
RIDICULOUS OBSESSION OF 'BIRD WATCHING'
APPARENTLY THE TRAINING SESSIONS HAVE PROVEN FRUITLESS
:mallet:
WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD IT IS A RAMBUNCTIOUS RUFFIAN
DYNAMIC & DETERMINED TO HOLD OFF THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY
WHOSE BATTERIES SEEM TO BE NOW TURNED UP TO HIGH
CATALINA IS RIGHT AT BLUNNY'S TAIL
WITH CIGARSHOP ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK
A FINAL BURST OF 'CHEETAH-POWER' HAS PUT RUFFIAN'S NOSE
ON THE WIRE AS BLUNNY HOLDS OFF DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA
TO SECURE THE BRIDESMAID PRIZE ~
A HOT-TO-TROT OUT OF THE GATE CIGARSHOP HAS THE
CONSOLATION OF STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS'
SO IT IS RUFFIAN WINNING THE 'WOULDA~COULDA~SHOULDA STAKES
AS WELL AS THE COVETED: 'YO-YO-MAMA' TROPHY BOUNCING
FROM CAT HOUSE TO PENTHOUSE!
:chickendance:
$$$ ===== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===== $$$
RUFFIAN = $77.50 :celebrate:
*Irony Winning 'Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda' Considering Her Major Blunders!
BLUNNY = $71.40
*Energizer Battery 7/8 Full!
(DC) CATALINA = $69.30
*Good Effort Gate To Wire
CIGARSHOP = $62.30
*Steals The Precious Leaving Gollum In A Cloud Of Smoke!
:rhrse: ===== ALSO RAN ===== :rhrse:
THUNDER CAT = $58.70
DUSTY = $49
CRUZAN = $34.40
TIGER DANCER = $21.30
KEY TO CAT HOUSE & A BOWL OF MEOW MIX & SUNFLOWER SEED
AND THE ''THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER'' MALE DANCERS!
:chickendance:
WE NOW BID YOU GOOD EVENING FROM OPELOUSAS LOUISIANA
HAVE A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
AND LEAVE THE CELL PHONE OUT OF REACH!
:lightbulb: NO CALL IS WORTH A LIFE! :lightbulb:
Congrats to Ruff well done
Nice call ~~ missing our graphics
:forruffian:
(CigarShop) ==> "Nice call ~~ missing our graphics"
:thanks:
RE: NO GRAPHICS :'(
Sometimes life gets in the way of what we really want to do
And substitutes stuff that we "have to do"
:banghead: :flaming: :raspberry: