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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT GULFSTREAM PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE: BOTS CHALLENGE
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FERVENTLY FRISKY FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS CLEVER COLTS
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WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA ~
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT
WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING
TO STOP ANOTHER 'THUNDER-ROLLS' REPEAT PURRRRFORMANCE!
THE ENERGIZED EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BOTS CHALLENGE
IT'S A TEMPERATE THREESOME AWAY WITH A SHORT EARLY LEAD
CIGARSHOP BETWEEN RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT
MUCH TO THE COLT'S DELIGHT
THIS TRIO LEADS THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
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OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
THINGS HAVE CHANGED QUICKLY WHEN RUFFIAN & CIGARSHOP
ALMOST CLIPPING HEELS, COST CIGARSHOP HIS EARLY MOMENTUM
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WITH RUFFIAN GETTING THE BETTER OF THE INCIDENT
AND POSSIBLY A JOCKEY OBJECTION LATER ON!
NOW IT IS RUFFIAN ~ CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
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SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE CIGARSHOP & BLUNNY FOLLOWED
BY TIGER DANCER AND EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE ROAMIN & DUSTY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
CRUZAN HAS TURNED UP THE HEAT NOW IS ALONE ON THE LEAD
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THUNDER CAT IS ROARING ALONG IN 2ND TRYING TO KEEP UP
RUFFIAN IS LOSING GROUND AFTER BEING DISTRACTED BY
SOMETHING THROWN ONTO THE TRACK FROM THE INFIELD!
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NAUGHTY RACE FANS SHOULD KNOW BETTER UNTIL BOOZE
INTERFERES WITH THEIR SENSE OF RIGHT + WRONG!
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ROAMIN SUDDENLY FOUND HIS MOJO MOVING UP QUICKLY
PASSING RUFFIAN AND NOW RIGHT AT THUNDER CAT'S TAIL
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS NEXT
BUT APPEARS TO BE ONLY 'HALF-CHARGED' TODAY :-\
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP
FROLICKING ALONG BUT NOT SHOWING ANY INTEREST IN RUNNING
ALL ALONE AT THE BACK, IS DUSTY WHO SEEMS TO BE LETHARGIC
AND MAY NEED A VET EXAM BACK AT THE BARN LATER ON
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AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
CRUZAN WITH EVERYTHING GOING HIS WAY LEADS THE WAY
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, TRYING TO CLOSE THE GAP
FOR A REPEAT VICTORY AND GLORY FOR THE FILLYS
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A TENACIOUS TRIPLE THREAT IS NEXT STILL IN WITH A CHANCE
ROAMIN ~ RUFFIAN & BLUNNY
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TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP CONTINUE TO MEANDER ALONG
AS DUSTY REMAINS FAR BACK ON A PATH TO THE CAT HOUSE
CRUZAN CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY TO THE WIRE AS HE
TAUNTINGLY INCREASES HIS LEAD OVER DEFENDING CHAMP,
THUNDER CAT, WHO TODAY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REPEAT THE
GLORY FOR THE FAB FILLYS :'(
AT THE WIRE IT'S ALL CRUZAN ~ 'CRUISIN' ALONE BY DAYLIGHT
WITH AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY FOR THE COLTS
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DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, PICKS UP THE BRIDESMAID GOWN
ROAMIN CATCHES THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET' IN 3RD
RUFFIAN OUT-ENERGIZES THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
:lightbulb: {{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO CATZILLA}} :lightbulb:
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[email protected] ))
:evil: CATS & CALCULATORS SOMETIMES HAVE ISSUES :evil:
PERSNICKETY PAWS SEEM TO HIT THE WRONG KEYS AT TIMES
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CRUZAN: $67.20 :celebrate:
* Charismatic Colt Leads Colts To BOTS Glory
{{DC}} THUNDER CAT = $53.60
* Disappointing Loss For The Fillys :'(
ROAMIN = $44
* Slow Start ~ Impressive 2nd Half :thumbsup:
RUFFIAN = $41.20
* Cheetah At The Start ~ Purrring PussyCat At The End
Steals 'The Precious' as Gollum Lurks Nearby
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
BLUNNY = $40.70
TIGER DANCER = $34.70
CIGARSHOP = $32.30
DUSTY = $6.40
* So Close To The Golden Goose Egg Nest! 1 Feather Away
Catnip & Chippendales Await At The Cat House
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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