**CONGRATS TO ---> THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
WHO HOPPED OVER THE FINISH LINE
JUST A BUNNY-WHISKER AHEAD OF CATALINA
TO BRING BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS
VENUE: WOODBINE
JULY 11th IS NATIONAL ''BUSHY-TAILED + BRIGHT-EYED'' DAY
AND IS OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY
HOW SIGNIFICANT THAT THE ENERGIZER-BUNNY
WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE REPEAT VICTORY GLORY
WILL HE BE 'BUSHY-TAILED + BRIGHT-EYED'
OR HOP DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE + HIDE?
{OF COURSE SINCE IT'S 7/11 WE COULDA DONE THE 'SLURPY STAKES'}
POST TIMES: 6:45 ET // 5:45 CT // 4:45 MT // 3:45 PT
SCORE-KEEPER:
GET OUT THE PLEDGE + FEATHER DUSTER!
~DUSTY~ IS IN THE CAT HOUSE
WITH CALCULATOR, CATNIP + CHIPPENDALES
THE MALE DANCERS ~ NOT THE RODENTS!
:chickendance:
IF THE DUST BECOMES OVERWHELMING
AND POOR LIL DUSTY CANNOT THEN SCORE
THE MIGHTY RUFF ONE SHALL COME IN TO HELP OUT
TO BRING RESULTS WITH HER RUFFZILLA-LIKE ROAR
(PLUS THE INCENTIVE OF CATNIP + CHIPPENDALES IS WORTH IT)
THE RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WHY NOT TAKE A PEEK
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN SEE D.Q. + SCREAM EEEEK!