MIDWEEK MAYHEM 11/10 *** RESULTS @ PARX

Started by RUFFIAN, November 11, 2021, 11:00:37 AM

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RUFFIAN

                                                   :forruffian:

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At Parx Racecourse

Defending Champion Cruzan will have 6 Contentious Challengers
      For those who missed his Winning Effort ... INSTANT REPLAY

                               🏆 CRUZAN 🏍 $145 🏆
   Not only a spectacular show of speed and power and victory
   But this clever cantankerous Colt also managed to acquire A
                        🏆   YO YO DUDE TROPHY 🏆
** Finishing LAST on his previous Midweek Mayhem  to #1 today = YO-YO
                 Also Captures The BOTS Glory For The Colts

       THE SPEEDY SEVEN ARE IN THE GATE AND READY TO RUN

                 And Away They Go In The Midweek Mayhem

         Only One left the Gate In A Fury Of Speed & Power
Ruffian Releasing Her Inner Cheetah 🐆 to leave the rest wondering
                          If their gates had malfunctioned 😱

They Will have to sprout Pegasus Wings to catch the Runaway Ruffian   :OMG:

                                 They're At The Top Of The Stretch

     Ruffian  🐆 so far ahead of the rest, It's like watching An Exhibition of Supremacy

           Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 is Moving up the rail quickly with her own Feline Finesse

It's another 15 Lengths back to the defending champion, Cruzan 🏍
              Another big gap back to the Not So Energized Blunny  🐇
                         Dusty   🌪  is a few lengths behind The Bunny 🐰

                             Roamin 🛻 struggling to keep up
        Digger  ♠️ Far far back in another Time Zone 🕰
After stumbling badly out of the gate, almost losing his Jockey 🏇

                        AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

"The Cheetah 🐆 Making A Mockery of the race is so far ahead
                          It's like watching 2 Separate Races
  :rhrse:  :rhrse:                                                                                                 :rhrse:
           
                     At The Wire It's Ruffian Alone by at leasr 33 Lengths 😱

Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Roaring into 2nd making it a "Big Cat Diary " Event
       Defending Champion Cruzan Easily Catches The Bodacious Bouquet 💐
                Blunny = Back to his favorite hangout, The Shire To Steal The Precious  💍

                      $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

RUFFIAN 🐆 $132.30 🏆
          A Resplendent Resounding Roar 🐯 Gate To Wire 😱

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $87.90 👰‍♀️
                         Outstanding Final Furious Furlong Finish
        Making It A " Big Cat Diary " Event = Cheetah 🐆 + Tiger 🐅 1/2

((DC)) CRUZAN  🏍 $62.90 🌺
                    Catches The Bodacious Bouquet 💐

BLUNNY 🐰 $54.40
               Road trip to the Shire To Steal The Precious  💍

DUSTY 🌪 $49.40

ROAMIN 🛻 $36.40

DIGGER ♠️ $2.20
Bad luck exiting the gate and just enough money for 1 Dog 🐶 Biscuit

We bid Farewell to Pennsylvania
         Where The Cheetah 🐆 Led The Way
                           We'll run again next Wednesday
                                               Where Ruffian decides to Play 🙄
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


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