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MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS = 9/1 *** RESULTS *** @ Remington Park
« on: September 02, 2021, 11:08:09 AM »
                                                   :forruffian:

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At Remington Park

                  Our Feature Event = BOTS  = Battle Of The Sexes
       Fierce Flamboyant Fillys vs Competitive Combative Colts

Defending Champion Ruffian will have 7 Clever Challengers
      Including four capable colts trying to steal BOTS Glory

The Energetic Eight are waiting in the gate
              And soon we will know the BOTS Story
    Will the champion Ruffian repeat and Roar 🐯
                Or will a Colt steal all of the glory ?

     And Awaaaaaaaaaaaaay they go In The Battle Of The Sexes

                 It’s the Energizer Blunny  🐇 Out for a short early lead
                    Dusty and Digger are next heading into the turn

                                     OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

Blunny has left the rest of the runners in his Dust … hopping to a huge lead
                        It is at least 13 Lengths back to Digger ♠️
                    There is a huge gap to the rest of the field

Cruzan  🏍 Dusty  🌪 + Tiger 🐅 Dancer are next
          Followed by Thunder Cat 🐱 Roamin  🏎 + Ruffian 🐆

                                  They’re At The Top Of The Stretch

Blunny continues to show the way
           Putting on an exhibition alone at the front

                                     Digger is next but far back
Followed by Dusty, Roamin, Tiger 🐅 Dancer, Thunder Cat 🐱 + Ruffian  🐆

                                AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

             The Energizer Blunny continues on his Merry Way in front

Suddenly the crowd is on their feet as 2 Horses 🐎 🐎 are Roaring up the track

Ruffian has turned her Inner Cheetah 🐆 Loose
       Cruzan has Revved up his Inner Engine 🏍

Ruffian with Feline Ferocity For The Fillys 🐯
           Cruzan With Contentious Capriciousness For The Colts

The Dynamic Duo Have left the rest far behind
        But which one will hit the wire first
       A Flamboyant Filly or Capable Colt?

                                    Suddenly The Answer Is Apparent

                With One Final Flourish Of Supersonic Speed ~
                  Cruzan has put his longer Nose On The Wire

Ruffian obviously Frustrated + Flustered 😫  in Shock + Surprise 😢
           Especially Losing To A COLT On BOTS Day 💔

                   So The Battle Of The Sexes goes to the COLTS 🏆

                        $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

CRUZAN 🏍 $123.60 🏆
         A startling sudden surprise of speed in the final Furlong

RUFFIAN 🐆 $105.20 👰‍♂️
            Shocked ~ Sad 😢 A Disappointing Downer At The Wire 😱

BLUNNY  🐰 $82.50
           Instead of Carrots 🥕 He Has A Bodacious Bouquet 💐

DIGGER ♠️ $64
            Will dig his way to the Shire to Steal The Precious  💍

DUSTY 🌪 $38.40

ROAMIN 🏎 $29

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $22.80

THUNDER CAT 🐈‍⬛ $11.20
       Heading to the CAT HOUSE for Catnip  🐱 and Chippendales
               The Male  dancers 🕺 not the rodents 🐁

We bid farewell to Remington Park
       See you next time on Wednesday
               Wherever Cruzan Decides To Run
                             We hope you come out to play  :thumbsup:
 







MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


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      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 “
               
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS = 9/1 *** RESULTS *** @ Remington Park
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2021, 07:25:32 AM »
Cruzan where you using a dart board or taro cards to pick the winner of the last race.
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS = 9/1 *** RESULTS *** @ Remington Park
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2021, 09:01:49 AM »
                                        :forruffian:

( BLUNNY CHIRPS =
    ==> “ Cruzan where you using a dart board or taro cards to pick the winner of the last race”

                                            FYI
                         I ALSO HAD THE R9 WINNER  :rhrse:
     WITHOUT USING A DART BOARD OR MY ANIMAL TAROT CARDS!

                            THE NAME CALLED OUT TO ME AS THE ONE  :lightbulb:

               SPENT SEVERAL MINUTES IN EXUBERANT KITTEN JOY    :celebrate:
                                   UNTIL I CHECKED MY PLAYERS PIX

                 JOY TURNED QUICKLY INTO DISAPPOINTING DEJECTION  :'(

                       ESPECIALLY AS I WAS GOING FOR A REPEAT ROAR
                               AND WIND UP IN A BRIDESMAID GOWN  :-\
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


“ JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 “
               
    www.RUFFIAN333.com