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*** 2020 MEOW MIX AWARDS *** OFFICIAL PRESENTATION
« on: May 04, 2021, 12:33:28 PM »
                                                :forruffian:
        Good Evening And Welcome To The RADIANT RADICAL REVEAL OF 2020
                            The Ultimate ‘UnMasking’ Of Achievement

                          🏆 THE UNMASKED WINNERS OF THE YEAR 🏆

The Highs and Lows
        The Yes and No’s
                 The Wish for Fame
                           To Win The Game

There are no losers tonight
        Everyone has tried their best
                But now we will honor the ones
                          Who achieved just more than the rest  :thumbsup:   

Our MC Is Wearing A Mask
       So nobody yet really knows
              Just who is the Mystery  Presenter
                            We’ll know at the end of the show    :OMG:

      Once Upon A Time ....
              An Idea Formed in the Mind 🙄
                           Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
                                      The Kind U So Seldom Find  🐯

Because Of Her Love Of  Horses 🐎
           She Created A Game To Play
                   They Came From Far & Wide
                          To See If For Them, It Would Pay 💰

Some Came And Ran And Conquered
            Some Went Away In Tears 😢
                     So Now We Will Acknowledge
                        The Winners Of The Year 🏆

RUFFIAN     ( “THE CHEETAH” ) 🐯
         * Reigning CO-HOTY

ROAMIN 
         * Reigning CO-HOTY    🏎

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃
          * Mistress Of Graphication

DUSTY 🌪
         * Previous HOTY 2010

CATALINA 🐈
      * Previous HOTY

BLUNNY    aka “Energizer Bunny”  🐇

THUNDER CAT    🐱

CRUZAN    🏍

POST TIME MIKE   🐎

RAVEN   🦅

REAL QUIET 🤫
     *  Previous HOTY 2015

So let us begin with the first Award 🥇
           DISTORTED HUMOR  😊 the Name
                   Who is responsible for laughter 😊
                                    Who is the best at that game

Tiger 🐅 Dancer and Ruffian 🐯
               Always add to the Funny 😆
                      Adding their own sense of humor
                            Are Post Time Mike + The Bunny 🐇

Next we have  LOST IN THE FOG
         Who can WIN  with Least Money 💰
                    Honorable mention Catalina  ($36.80)
                               But the trophy will go to the “Bunny”  🐇
                                    {WINNING MM 8/19 = $32.10}

Off to the Shire next we shall go  🧙‍♂️
         To Steal “The Precious “ 💍 for the Year
                   And For the fourth year in a row
                         The winner is blatantly clear!
                                     16) BLUNNY 🐇
                 15) RUFFIAN + THUNDER CAT 🐱

The Cat 🐈 House reserved for the Fillys
            For those who more often are Last
                      Once again the winner this season
                            Tiz the same who has Won  in the past! 😲
  15) RUFFIAN
                                12) TIGER 🐅 DANCER + DUSTY

The Dog 🐕 House 🏡 Is Colt Haven
              In last place more often they be
                      Post Time Mike Is The Winner (14)
                                       Then Cruzan with 13 We See

The Golden Goose Egg 🥚 Award 🥇
        Earning NO Money is Tuff!😲
                 But earning the trophy this time
                            Was extremely easy for Ruff!   {6} 😲

                                   Honorary Mention
  Roamin = 2 
      With 1 = Post Time Mike, Thunder Cat, Dusty, Catalina


Our Next Award Is The Bridesmaid 👰
          Finishing Second to the Winner
                   Coming So Close to be Best
                           But just missing out  Victory Dinner 😔

20) TIGER 🐅 DANCER
         15) RUFFIAN
                 14) BLUNNY

Finishing in 3rd Wins The Flowers 🌺 🌸 💐
           More often The Bodacious Bouquet 💐
                         With 18 Times Finishing 3rd
                                  Thunder Cat 🐱 Is That Winner Today

              Honorable Mention = 16) Blunny + Dusty

The “Frosted Whisker” Is Sad 😢
           Try for the 3-Peat but Lose
                    Here are the ones who missed out
                             And wind up just Cryin The Blues 😢

                                     🏆 CRUZAN (2) 
        With 1 = Catalina, Post Time Mike, Blunny  🐇

 “Caixa Eletronica” was A Famous Racehorse
                 Google To Lean More

💗 Caixa Eletronica - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caixa_Eletronica

    The Caixa Eletronica Award 🥇 💗
              The Most Money 💰Won  in A Day
                     The record holder Tiger 🐅 Dancer
                                   But Cruzan is the winner Today

                ALL TIME = TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $336 🏆
     
                            *** 2020 = CRUZAN $276   ***


BOTS = Is The Battle Of The Sexes
             The Fillys vs Colts Is The Story
                      This Year The “Battle” Was Close
But it’s Blunny  🐇 who Brings Home The Glory  (6) 🏆

          💡 Honorable Mention = 5) Dusty + Catalina

  “Midweek Mayhem” on Wednesdays
            Who Won the Most Of The Year
                       With Only One More To Decide It
                                    9 Over 8  Made It  Clear

                9) DUSTY  🏆
                                             8) Cruzan + Thunder Cat 🐱


The “Supurr Saturday” Winner
          Was Another Close One To Call 😲
                    Again Just One Made The Difference
                                And, It’s Cruzan who will take it All 🏆

CRUZAN  = 8
                               Tiger 🐅 Dancer + Dusty (7)
                                                Blunny + Ruffian

The Yo-Yo Mama Award 🥇
           Is exactly what it implies
                    Going from Winner 🏆 To Loser
                                 Winning....  then losing the Prize 😢
 (4) Catalina + Dusty
                                              (3) Ruffian
                                                         (1) Tiger 🐅 Dancer + Bri


The Yo-Yo Dude is For Colts
          A Winner Then Last The Next Race 😢
               With Doing That 4 Times this Year
                      Puts Cruzan Ahead in 1st Place 🏆
                Post Time Mike (3)     Real Quiet 🤫 (1)


The Filly Of The Year Award 🥇
       Was So Tuff To Decide
 #1 Midweek Mayhem ~ #2 SS ~ #2 Bouquet 💐
        Tiz Dusty With The Winning Ride 🏆


The Colt Of The Year Award 🥇
      Was Easier For Us To Know
           With 2 Frosted Whiskers, Caixa, SS #1
                    It’s Cruzan Who’s Stealing The Show  🏆


The Race Of The Year Is Divided
         Catalina’s 3-Peat was One
                 Spooktacular  👻 And Turkey 🦃 Trot
                                Were Days Just Filled With Fun 😊

The “Crafty Prospector “
           May sound a little bit funny  😊
                    But what it inplies ... Is Just This
                              Who made the very most money 💰

The Winner This Season
         Ran away with the Prize 🏆
                   As the rest of the horses
                           Were Grumbles and Sighs 🙄

🏆    CRUZAN = $2040
                             Honorable Mentions
Dusty = $1343.60   ~   Catalina = $1067.10

And Now Comes The Moment
          We’re All Waiting To Hear ... 👂
                     Who Is The Winner Of
                                 Horse 🐎 Of The Year!

   There’s 3 In Contention
             One Had The “Race Of The Year”
                      A 3 Peat By Catalina
                              Makes It All Seem So Clear

But then, Also Is Dusty
         #2 = Prospector, BOTS + Bouquet 💐
                     Plus Midweek Mayhem Champion
                                Makes Her Queen 👑 Of The Day

Cruzan With 2 Frosted Whiskers ❄️ ❄️
              A Supurr Saturday Winner  🏆
                           Leaves Him In Contention
                                      For HOTY Celebration Dinner

     So How To Decide 🙄
              Who HOTY Should Be?
                     The Answer Came Quickly
                                  It Must Be ==== All Three! 😲

This is the first time
       Decision not easy
               Deciding the winner
                        Made me feel queasy

Because each of the three
         Have Each Earned the right
                   To be Horse 🐎 Of The Year
                           We’re Declaring Tonight

         🏆 CRUZAN ~ 🏆 CATALINA ~   🏆 DUSTY


  THE FINAL FINALE REVEAL
                THE UNMASKING OF OUR AWARDS MC
                                   DRUM 🥁 ROLL PLEASE

     “TAKE IT OFF....TAKE IT OFF...TAKE IT OFF”

AND HERE SHE IS ...
                     HER ROYAL 👑 FELINENESS
                                    MS GRUMPY CAT 🐈
                            :forruffian:


We now bid you Good Evening
        As All Became Clear
                 The 2020 Winners
                   Of The Races This Year
                   🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆
« Last Edit: May 05, 2021, 11:13:23 AM by RUFFIAN »
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 “
               
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Re: *** 2020 MEOW MIX AWARDS *** OFFICIAL PRESENTATION
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2021, 09:08:26 AM »
Especially enjoyed the categories where I bit the cotton tail.
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Re: *** 2020 MEOW MIX AWARDS *** OFFICIAL PRESENTATION
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2021, 07:17:18 PM »
Congratulations to all the winners and runners up! And a great big thank you to Ms. Grumpy Cat who used her poetic talents to rescue this year's graphic-less presentation and elevate it to a whole new level of excellence!






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Re: *** 2020 MEOW MIX AWARDS *** OFFICIAL PRESENTATION
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2021, 07:34:43 PM »
                                    :forruffian:

       CATALINA =  :girlkiss:     IT’S NICE TO FEEL APPRECIATED   :thanks:

THE AWARDS PRESENTATION IS MY BIGGEST CHALLENGE
TAKES DAYS OF TALLYING THE ENTIRE YEAR OF RESULTS
                       IN 20+ CATEGORIES

           ALL DONE BY SHARPIE PEN AND LEGAL PADS!  :OMG:

BUT ITS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT
       TO REWARD MY DEDICATED PLAYERS
              WHO USUALLY SHOW UP TWICE A WEEK
                       REGARDLESS OF OTHER STUFF GOIN ON

                  THE AWARDS ARE MY WAY OF SAYING   :thanks:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


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      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 “
               
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Re: *** 2020 MEOW MIX AWARDS *** OFFICIAL PRESENTATION
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2021, 08:49:44 AM »
Tremendous thanks Lady Cat for all your efforts during this most challenging year!!!   :forruffian::thanks: :thanks:

Kentucky Derby in September!!! :OMG:

Your wit, imagination, and determination are greatly appreciated!!! :happy:

Congratulations to all the Award Winners!!! :thumbsup:

Although not my intention, the Dog House offered maximum social distancing!!! :lmao:

As always...see ya'll in the Starting Gate!!! 8) :rhrse:


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Re: *** 2020 MEOW MIX AWARDS *** OFFICIAL PRESENTATION
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2021, 07:30:27 AM »
                                                    :forruffian:

                             DUE TO AN UNFORESEEN HUGE FINANCIAL EVENT
( DOG DYING … LEAVING ME WITH BROKEN HEART 💔 + $10,000 VET BILL )   :OMG:
        I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO OFFER AWARDS TROPHIES THIS YEAR 😢

                    THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME I HAVE NOT  :'(

                    APOLOGIES TO CRUZAN, CATALINA + DUSTY
                      OUR 1st TIME “HOTY TRIFECTA “ 🏆 🏆  🏆
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 “
               
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2021, 05:14:26 PM »
                                           :forruffian:

             ( POST TIME MIKE  )
“ Although not my intention, the Dog House offered maximum social distancing!!! :lmao:
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                                    :lightbulb:        PTM            :lightbulb:
YOUR DELIGHTFUL SENSE OF HUMOR ENHANCES OUR FORUM ON A REGULAR BASIS   :girlkiss:
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR ENTERTAINING COMMENTS LACED WITH A TOUCH OF “DISTORTED HUMOR “
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


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      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2021, 02:02:45 PM »
                                               :forruffian:

                                                   

                             DUE TO AN UNFORESEEN HUGE FINANCIAL EVENT
( DOG DYING … LEAVING ME WITH BROKEN HEART 💔 + $10,000 VET BILL )   :OMG:
        I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO OFFER AWARDS TROPHIES THIS YEAR 😢

                    THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME I HAVE NOT  :'(

                    APOLOGIES TO CRUZAN, CATALINA + DUSTY
                      OUR 1st TIME “HOTY TRIFECTA “ 🏆 🏆  🏆
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


“ JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 “
               
    www.RUFFIAN333.com