MIDWEEK MAYHEM 4/28 *** RESULTS *** @ Churchill Downs

Started by RUFFIAN, April 29, 2021, 11:48:39 AM

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RUFFIAN

                               :forruffian:

No time to be clever
With Derby 🐎 time near
Results will be brief
But definitely clear

In Tiger 🐅 Dancer style
Not Presenting first to last
We start with the Slowest of Slow 🐌
And finish with Fastest of Fast 💨

Defending Champion Ruffian  🐯
Her "Inner-Cheetah" Asleep  💤
Leaving her running like a snail 🐌
Cat 🐱 House Key 🔑 she will keep

Not running very much faster
Tiger 🐅 Dancer way Far Behind
Both "Big Cats" looking weary
By the time they crossed over the line 😔

Cruzan Was slow to get started
       And never ran very fast
By the time the finish line came
He finished third from the last

Thunder Cat 🐈 mostly was Purring
   Didn't have much of a Roar 🐯
Consistently running in mid pack
Her Jockey  kept asking for more 😔

  Dusty not running much better
Had enough when crossing the wire
Managed to Steal The Precious 💍
As she's heading now on to The Shire 🧙‍♂️

Roamin began like a Freight Train 🚂
In contention to capture the Lead
    But when the finish line came
The Colt lacked the much needed Speed 😔

Digger Had his running shoes on
Bringing His "A Game" to play
But,  Just falling short of enough
   To Capture the Glory today 😢

    The Winning Effort was Clear
Who would take home all the Money 💰
From the starting gate to the wire
It was always the Energizer Blunny 🐇

It was over right from the start
He hopped to the lead Right away
A Cheetah 🦁 a Tiger 🐅 a Cat 🐈
Ran slower than a Bunny 🐰 this day 😲

So here is the order of finish
But if you think it's not right 🙄
Notify the "Cheetah  in charge"
Please try to do it by night

BLUNNY 🐇 $71.10
         A Winning Bunny 🐰 Hop Gate To Wire 🏆

DIGGER ♠️ $63.40
         Strong effort = BridesMan 🤵 of the Day

ROAMIN 🏎 $49.60
          Catches The Bodacious Bouquet 💐

DUSTY 💨 $27.20
        Not a lot of money 💰
              But  enough to Steal The Precious 💍

THUNDER CAT 🐈 $21.60

CRUZAN 🏍 $20.80

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $15.60

{{DC}} RUFFIAN  🦁 $5.40
          Not only earning a trip to the Cat 🐈 House
                     But A YO-YO-MAMA Award 🥇 as well
                                  PENTHOUSE 🏆 TO CAT 🐈 HOUSE 😲

We bid farewell to Kentucky
    But only for a few days
When The "Most Exciting 2 Minutes"
    Will leave us all in a Daze











MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


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Digger

Congrats Blunny on your gate to wire winning performance. Second is not bad for me. I need to get out of gate quicker if I'am going to catch a fast hopping bunny.
Digger