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MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 + *RESULTS* @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« on: September 06, 2020, 10:39:40 AM »
                                            :forruffian:
                        CONGRATS TO THE 'DUSTY ONE'   :celebrate:
WHO DUSTED OFF THE COMPETITION WITH FRISKY FINESSE
                 TO WIN BOTS GLORY FOR FILLYS
                                       :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:

                :rhrse:    VENUE CHOICE:  KENTUCKY DOWNS    :rhrse:
                                       *** ALL  TURF  CARD ***

        :lightbulb:    POST TIMES: 1:15 ET -- 12:15 CT -- 11:15 MT -- 10:15 PT   :lightbulb:

                                        $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

                 BRINGING THE DAYS EVENT FROM THE 'BUNNY HUTCH'
                  AKA YE OLE DOG HOUSE  :puppykisses: CONVERTED
                     MILK BONE BISCUITS REPLACED WITH CARROTS        :thumbsup:
               VEGAS SHOWGIRLS REPLACED WITH PLAYBOY BUNNYS!   :kiss:

       WILL BE THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY WITH CHARGED UP CALCULATOR

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THAN ERRR THEN SEE = DQ
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2020, 11:12:29 AM »
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MY OLE KENTUCKY HOME
MAY BE CAT HOUSE IN DISGUISE
BIZARRE CHOICES I MAKE
COMES AS NO SURPRISE
                :OMG:

R1 = 1  2  3  10  7
KITTEN
 :forruffian:
DANCE
MAGIC

R2 = 2  10  11  5  4
KITTEN
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ROCK
INFINITE

R3 = 3  11  7  10  9
THINKING
FLUTISTE
BELLE

R4 = 11  9  4  7  5
UNCAPPED
UNTRACEABLE
TURN

R5 = 3  11  4  2  1
ASTOUNDMENT
FORTUNA
LOADED

R6 = 7  4  9  6  11
AWESOME
STYLISHLY
ORIGINATOR

R7 = 10  5  1  13-AE  12
BORN GRRRREAT
GHOST
CHIEF

R8 = 6  3  1  2  7
DAZZLING
BIZZEE
SUENO

R9 = 3  2  10  11  12
HAWKISH
WESTERN
HEMP

R10 = 8  3  6  9  10
KITTEN
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ENJOY IT
CORRECTNESS
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2020, 11:30:05 AM »
here goes...

1. 10/11/7
2. 6/10/11
3. 3/6/9
4. 4/10/7
5. 1/5/9
6. 6/2/7
7. 8/5/11
8. 11/7/3
9. 5/9/11
10. 3/7/6

Goos LUCK ALL!!!
May they run with the wind

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2020, 12:04:37 PM »
R1...9-1-4

R2...7-9-2

R3...11-12-1

R4...6-11-5

R5...5-2-10

R6...11-3-9

R7...6-9-10

R8...2-9-4

R9...11-10-8

R10..7-1-2

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2020, 11:44:02 PM »

 :happy:    :rhrse:    :happy:


 R-1:  2 - 1 - 3 - 6 - 11

 R-2:  2 - 7 - 6 - 11 - 1

 R-3:  9 - 16 - 12 - 2 - 3

 R-4:  7 - 4 - 1 - 13 - 2

 R-5:  3 - 5 - 4 - 2 - 1

 R-6:  3 - 11 - 10 - 6 - 4

 R-7:  5 - 8 - 10 - 4 - 12

 R-8:  6 - 8 - 1 - 5

 R-9:  1 - 5 - 13 - 3 - 15

R-10:  5 - 8 - 1 - 13
“Imperfection is Beauty ~~
Madness is Genius and
It's better to be absolutely ridiculous
   than absolutely boring.”

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2020, 08:26:54 AM »
Lost Springs Ranch

1 -- 7, 8, 1
2 -- 2, 6, 9
3 -- 3, 12, 5
4 -- 1, 6, 4
5 -- 5, 11, 7
6 -- 6, 9, 1
7 -- 8, 10, 3
8 -- 2, 10, 4
9 -- 5, 11, 8
10 -- 8, 2, 11
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2020, 08:35:11 AM »
Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 9, 1, 11
2 -- 2, 9, 11
3 -- 5, 12. 11
4 -- 6, 8, 2
5 -- 3, 11, 5
6 -- 9, 6, 11
7 -- 10, 8, 1
8 -- 2, 9, 4
9 -- 5, 11, 8
10 -- 2, 8, 1
Rolling Thunder

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2020, 08:44:08 AM »
                    :lightbulb:    POST TIMES CORRECTED
                         TRACK IS CENTRAL TIME NOT EASTERN

THANKS BLUNNY FOR INFORMATION  :thanks:
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2020, 09:49:43 AM »
R1. 9-8-5
R2. 5-3-1
R3. 3-2-5
R4. 1-8-5
R5. 2-10-12
R6. 1-10-8
R7. 11-5-12
R8. 7-5-3
R9. 1-6-11
R10. 3-8-2
Who gone before, who gone already that's my inspiration to carry on

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2020, 10:10:58 AM »
RACE  1     -   11, 4, 6
RACE  2    -    9, 11
RACE  3    -    10-8
RACE  4    -    2, 4
RACE  5    -    11, 1
RACE  6    -    1, 2, 6
RACE  7    -    5, 7, 8
RACE  8    -    5, 6
RACE  9    -    1, 4, 12
RACE 10    -   2, 5, 8

Good luck to all!

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2020, 10:34:52 AM »
Race 8

9,  10,  8
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2020, 10:35:40 AM »
Race 8

8,  10,  9
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2020, 09:34:18 AM »

         Kentucky's Country Blue Grass Race Track
                Kentucky's Downs Results


   Back by popular demand or a poor sense of humor of the racing God's
      who love to torment a former harness racing player.

Your play by play will be brought to you by a habitual dog house resident.


Kentucky Downs is the home to Americas only European-style (all turf) race course,
                    1 mile and 5/16 in length found in Franklin, Ky.

              The course is kidney shaped, featuring undulation
and a unique right hand bend turn with subtle elevation changes throughout
a sweeping turn into what becomes a dog-legged stretch run of more than 1/4 mile.

The owners, trainers and jockeys are the elite of racing.
There  are no grandstands, you bring lawn chairs and coolers.
There is no admission fees and the track announcer
stands on a veranda(2nd floor) over looking the track to call the races.

 No time to waste, all are lined up for the Mile and 1/4 Freaky Franklin Graded Stakes Race.
    Gates open and all step forward except in Tiger Dancer's slot there is an
  explosion of smoke blanketing her entire area leaving her invisible to sight.

Not noticed by the  other runners, but noticed by the Stewards, starters and asst starters.
                As the smoke clears, Tiger has disappeared.

Stewards send security to the gate and they just stand about scratching their heads.

Just about to pass the finish line for the first time
we find Dusty and Roamin leading a slowly paced field.

   Back at the gate their is panic as a horse(Tiger Dancer) approaches
    down the stretch and the gate has not been moved out of the way.

Standing at the back of the gate the crew waving hands,
handkerchief's and bunny ears(courtesy of the announcer)
 trying to distract Tiger  from crashing into the gate
when she leaps over the gate  and sprints by the field
   to cross the finish line, lapping the field.

Her draft helps the hapless bunch to pick up the pace.

   With Catalina taking over second by a large margin,
            the Bunny and Cruzan battling for 3rd
ahead of a confused bunch of also rans wondering what just happened. 

Gate out of the way, the field heads into the stretch
with Catalina skipping across the finish line 2nd comfortably,
          Cruzan edges the bunny for 3rd. 

   The others should be nameless for their efforts
                but due endorsement contracts,
         Roamin 5th, Ruffian 6th, Thunder Cat 7th,
 and Dusty(DC) 8th showing she is a better sprinter than a marathoner.

   Stewards check the tapes to see if Tiger cut across the track,
had David Cooperfield transported her to the top of the stretch,
 Scotty Beamed her up to the Enterprise and deposited her behind the gate.

Vets poured all over her as she enjoyed the massage of poking, prodding
                      stroking with their hands.

               Her ENERGIZED speed was due to the fact
she didn't want to be late for her hot date with the announcer. ME

Official Finish

1st    Tiger Dancer   $ 109.00     It was magic

2nd    Catalina          $  79.00     Good for 1st another day

3rd    Cruzan            $  43.60     Chasing the fillies once again

4th    Blunny            $  35.40     Another precious, planning to melt down all those gold rings

Roamin $29, Ruffian $22, Thunder Cat $21 and Dusty(DC) $15.40
                 whose CAT  house needs a good dusting
                                   :mallet:
 :lightbulb: Special Award:  DUSTY = YO YO MAMA
 {From last time Penthouse To Cat House Today}
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 + *RESULTS* @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2020, 10:08:45 AM »
Congrats to Tiger Dancer for the impressive long shot win.  Funny race call, Blunny!

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 + *RESULTS* @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2020, 10:30:24 AM »
CONGRATS Tiger!!! :racing:
May they run with the wind