MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 4/15 *RESULTS+GRAPHICS* @ WILL ROGERS

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TIGER DANCER

     :forruffian:      **MID-WEEK RESULTS**
                   
          Production

 


GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MID-WEEK MAYHEM + BOTS

WE'RE COMING TO YOU TODAY FROM
    WHERE THE {BLEEP} ARE WE  :o
        WILL ROGERS DOWNS
   :raspberry:
       


IT IS A BOTS DAY ....
CRAFTY COLT DOGS
         --VS--
FEISTY FILLY KITTIES
~Whose Team Shall Reign Supreme~

                                                   


NINE CONTENDERS HEADING TO THE GATE ....
THERE WERE TO BE 10 .... BUT SOMEHOW
   REAL QUIET GOT LOST ALONG THE WAY
 


And Off They Go In
     The Where The {Bleep} Are We Stakes
  :lmao:



PLAYERS THERE WERE NINE
IT'S TIME TO GET IN LINE
THE COLTS WERE HOT TO TROT
AND THE FILLIES LOOKING FINE

:rhrse:      :OMG:      :rhrse:


The Gang is Off and Away
    But One is Setting the Pace
The Field playing Catch-Up for Now
    Gonna be One Heck of a Race

And In Tiger's Quirky Fashion
The order will Not be First to Last
   But instead will be Revealed
       From the Slowest to the Fast




  ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~


So it seems that Tiger Dancer
Has been Laying Low Lately
Apparently taking this whole
Covid-19 / Stay at Home Thing
       VERY SERIOUSLY  :thumbsup:
{And WHY does She keep referring
   to Herself in the 3rd Person}  ;)   ::)   :lmao:

She's been Indulging in Way Too Much
Kitty Weed, Tiger Snacks -&- Chippendales
                      :OMG:
She Stumbled out of the gate and right back
To The Cat-House ... For the 2nd week in a row
Not to mention a visit on Supurrr Saturday
  ~TIGER DANCER~ ==== $14.70
      



Not faring much better ....
The Resident Speed-Demon
Must've gotten into the same Stash

The Lazy Cheetah
Remained at the back of the pack
Having a bit of a "Cat Fight" with Tiger Dancer
For the Key and Goodies of the Cat-House
But ALAS ... she was denied ...
By a few Tiger whiskers and .90 cents  :banghead:
  ~RUFFIAN~ ==== $15.60



Tho Tiger was the Victor of the Cat-House
She invited Ruff to partake in all of its offerings  :evil:  :thumbsup:
  No Fun partying alone  :hug:

                 



Just ahead of Ruff ... We find This Colt ...
Not quite Firing on ALL Cylinders today
Motoring along at the back of the pack
He's just Cruisin Along
~CRUZAN~ ==== $20.60




Up ahead by at least 3 lengths ... Another Colt
   He appears to be Soaring Along
       And Reciting Poetry to himself
    Floating in on black feathery wings
~{DC}-RAVEN~ ==== $35.90
   



Another 2 lengths ahead we find This Filly
She's in a Battle with a Certain Familiar Colt
     Both fighting for a Spot in the Top 4


With Jabs ... Hooks and Crosses Galore
  This Switch-Hitter fought hard
     But ultimately had to concede ... By $3.80
~THUNDER CAT~ === $44.90
 



       THE TOP 4 ....
One is clearly so far ahead of the rest
The other 3 ... Fighting for a piece of the Pie
   



After his fierce battle with Thunder Cat
Bouncing along to the Sound of his own drum
Get it On ... Bang a Gong ... Get in On ....
Thee Energizer Bunny ... Stealing yet another Ring
4th ~BLUNNY~ ==== $48.70
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 




Another Epic BOTS Battle ensues for 2nd / 3rd


This Colt and Filly went for it
     Paws to Paws ... Round and Round
Ending in the Judges decision and a loss by .60 cents
   But catching the Bodacious Bouquet
3rd ~ROAMIN~ ==== $53.40
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~
 



Coming out On Top in this Battle ....


With many Furred and Feathery
    Weapons in her Arsenal
2nd ~Dusty~ ==== $54.00
           



With her Purr-o-Meter on High from the start
  This Filly Kitty had things all Her Own Way
Crossing the Finish Line ... Landing On All Fours
1st ~CATALINA~ ==== $82.00


  **BOTS VICTORY -- A FILLY PURRR-FECTA  :celebrate:
          CATALINA WITH A SIDE OF DUSTY

                        **CONGRATS FILLY KITTYS**

                         



    $$--OFFICIAL TOTALS--$$


1st ~ CATALINA ==== $82.00  +  BOTS GLORY 🏆
Gate to wire with Filly Fire and Finesse

2nd ~ DUSTY ==== $54.00
Bodacious BOTS Bridesmaid

3rd ~ ROAMIN ==== $53.40
From the clouds with an incredible closing RUN catches
BODACIOUS BOTS BOUQUET

4th ~ BLUNNY ==== $48.70
Another Ring for his collection


    ~~ALSO RAN~~


THUNDER CAT ==== $44.90

{DC}-RAVEN ==== $35.90

CRUZAN ===== $20.60

RUFFIAN ===== $15.60

TIGER DANCER ===== $14.70
Cat 🐱 House 🏡 --- Repeat Keyholder
Will run for the Cat-House 3-Peat next time
 

           
~~Results + Graphics By:  TIGER DANCER~~
             






"No matter what may come ~
    Face the Music ... and ... Dance"

Catalina

Funny race call and super graphics, Miz Tiger Dancer!

Dusty

HA HA what fun!!!  Congrats Catalina!!!
May they run with the wind

Raven

Congrats Catalina
call no man happy till he dies. ~SOLON~

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