MM - HALLOWEEN BOTS *RESULTS + GRAPHICS* @ WOODBINE

Started by RUFFIAN, November 01, 2019, 02:02:43 AM

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RUFFIAN

   :forruffian:  **MM SPOOKY RESULTS**
    ~PRODUCTION~



      WACKY -&- WEIRD @ WOODBINE
        HALLOWEEN *BOTS* HOOTENANNY
   


         LATE SCRATCHES:


KILLER CLOWN {Blunny}
Got trapped in a Volkswagen with 12 other clowns 🤡
     and couldn't get out in time  :lmao:

CHUCKY -{Thunder Cat}                         :OMG:
Got sidetracked hiding in closets and scaring children


      TODAY'S FEATURE EVENT: THE TRICK-OR-TREAT STAKES
 


                  **HIGH SECURITY IS IN PLACE**
              TO PREVENT HARM TO RUNNERS -&- VISITORS     
THANKS TO THE SPOOKY~SCARY~SECURITY BRIGADE
     


AND NOW ....
    THE DAUNTING~DISTURBING~PERTURBING~POST~PARADE:
                 


THE BEE {DUSTY}



BLACKHEART MAN {CRUZAN}



CHESHIRE CAT {RUFFIAN}



HELGA PATAKI {CATALINA}



KID ROCK {CIGARSHOP}



MALEFICENT {TIGER DANCER}



THE RAVEN {RAVEN}



ROMAN EMPEROR {ROAMIN}



THE FRIGHTFUL 8 ARE IN THE GATE ....
READY TO RUN AND HAVE SOME FUN

EACH RUNNER HAS A PUMPKIN PAIL AND
WHOM EVER COLLECTS THE MOST TREATS ... WINS 
BUT TRICKS ARE NOT OUT OF THE QUESTION EITHER  :evil:
     


AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE TRICK-OR-TREAT STAKES   :racing:


OFF AND AWAY INTO THE 1st TURN ....
    TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO
       OOOOOPS, WRONG HOLIDAY  :lmao:



EVERYONE HAS COLLECTED SOME CANDY
      AND ARE ON THE MOVE AGAIN

    AS THEY CONTINUE AROUND THE TRACK
WE SEE WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE 1st TRICK OF THE NIGHT

MALEFICENT IS SLOWING WAY DOWN, AND IS RUNNING LAST
  IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS DOUSED HER WINGS IN OIL
     IT'S GONNA TAKE A POOL FULL OF DAWN DISH SOAP
          TO GET THEM BACK IN TIP-TOP FLYING CONDITION

SO SHE'S SAUNTERING AROUND THE TRACK
    GAINING SOME MORE CANDY POINTS
AND HEADING TO THE HAUNTED CAT-HOUSE
             


THE CHESHIRE CAT WAS PURRRING ALONG UNTIL ....
SHE DISCOVERED CANDY-CATNIP IN HER TREAT BAG
SHE STOPPED .... DROPPED AND ROLLED ALL ACROSS THE TRACK
    FINISHING JUST AHEAD OF MALEFICENT
           


THE REST OF THE FIELD IS MOVING ON
    INTO THE HAUNTED CORN MAZE ......
        6 WENT IN .... ONLY 5 CAME OUT
~BLUNNY -- IS THAT YOU??  :OMG:

BLACKHEART MAN IS APPARENTLY LOST IN THE CORN
         


FURTHER DOWN THE STRETCH
   SOMEONE SET A TRAP .....


IF YOU THOUGHT DUSTY WAS AN ANGRY BEE BEFORE ....
       


COMING AROUND THE FINAL TURN ....
2 RUNNERS BAILED OUT OF THE RACE
TO FOLLOW THE HAUNTED HAY RIDE
   AND MUNCH ON A FEW BALES


THE ROMAN EMPEROR SAT SIDE BY SIDE
          WITH HELGA PATAKI ....
JUST WHISKERS AND .30 CENTS APART
 


AND THEN THERE WERE 2 ....
    THE HIGH FLYING RAVEN
AND THE FLAMBOYANT KID ROCK
      DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
AND RIGHT THROUGH THE HAUNTED GRAVEYARD



THE RAVEN WAS SOARING AND HAD A GOOD LEAD
THEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS FLYING WITH MORE OF HIS KIND
BUT AS IT TURNED OUT ... THEY WERE VAMPIRE BATS
   AND HE BECAME NEVERMORE .... NEVERMORE
         


ALL ALONE OUT FRONT --
   BRINGING HOME BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS
STRUTTING ACROSS THE FINISH LINE
WITH THE WIND IN HIS HAIR
ROCK ON -- KID ROCK




THE CANDY POLICE WILL BE
     CHECKING ALL TREAT BAGS
          TO CONFIRM ALL POINTS TOTALS



     $$--OFFICIAL TOTALS--$$


1st ~ KID ROCK -{CigarShop} === $112.10
~THE VICTOR'S SPOILS~


2nd ~ THE RAVEN -{Raven} === $80.00
~BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ HELGA PATAKI -{Catalina} === $57.40
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ ROMAN EMPEROR -{ROAMIN} === $57.10
~RING-THIEF~


    ~~ALSO RAN~~

BEE 🐝 -{Dusty} === $47.70

BLACKHEART MAN -{Cruzan} === $33.40

CHESHIRE CAT -{DC - RUFFIAN} === $26.30

REPEATING IN THE CAT-HOUSE
MALEFICENT -{TIGER DANCER} === $5.80



            WE NOW BID YOU A FREAKY FIENDISH FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A HILARIOUS -&- HAPPY HALLOWEEN HOOTENANNY!
         
               

  ~~Race Call and Graphics By:  TIGER DANCER~~
 
    
   



MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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Cigarshop

It's an honor to win this all hallow eves event

Race call & graphicications are spooktacular so well done

Roamin

Congrats to Kid Rock, great race and race call was very interesting and great.

Catalina

Well done, Kid Rock (Cigarshop)!  Great race call, Miz Ruffian, and great graphics, Miz Tiger!

RUFFIAN

#4
                                         :forruffian:
{CATALINA}
                                                 
     
:lightbulb: THIS PURRRRFECTLY HILARIOUS RACE CALL WAS ALL BY TIGER DANCER  :lightbulb:

TIGER DANCER WAS OFFICIAL SCOREKEEPER IN HER GOLDEN GOOSE EGG NEST  :OMG:

THE CHESHIRE CAT SPENT HER DAY WATCHING HER GRIN TURN UPSIDE DOWN
                                    FAILING IN HER REPEAT ROAR   :'(

HOW COULD A CHESHIRE CAT EVER COMPETE WITH THE SPEED OF A CHEETAH
WHO STAYED BACK AT THE BARN SNOOZING THE DAY AWAY IN PEACE + QUIET!  :evil:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

Catalina

Oops, oops...  My bad!  Tiger Dancer did  both the very funny race call AND the super graphicating!

Dusty

CONGRATS Kid Rock YAY!!!!!
May they run with the wind

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