MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 9/18 RESULTS {Arlington}

[RUFFIAN]

                                     

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
         TODAY WE ARE AT ARLINGTON RACETRACK
                                     

OUR FEATURE EVENT  =  BOTS  aka BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FERVENT FRISKY FILLYS VS: CAGEY CONTENTIOUS COLTS
                                       

     WITH THE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA & EL PRADO
  DEFENDING COLT CHAMP, THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
      ANOTHER WINNING HIPPITY-HOP AT THE WIRE!

                           THE ENERGIZED EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE

                      AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!

                      IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD

                       BLUNNY ~ TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP
                                 

IT'S JUST A LENGTH BACK TO RUFFIAN & CRUZAN
FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT, DUSTY & ROAMIN

                                    OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

THE ORIGINAL TRIO IN FRONT HAS NOW BECOME A LONE BUNNY
           HOPPING ALONG IN THE LEAD WITH 4 ON HIS TAIL
   CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT ~ CRUZAN & TIGER DANCER
                                             

   IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN & DUSTY AND EVEN
FARTHER BACK IS ROAMIN WHO SO FAR, HAS NOT FOUND HIS ENERGY

                            THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

             THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IS POURING IT ON NOW
INCREASING HIS LEAD HOPPING ALONG WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD
AS THERE IS NOBODY CLOSE ENOUGH TO PRESENT A CHALLENGE ~ YET

TIGER DANCER IS MOUNTING A WORTHWHILE THREAT MOVING UP
                                                                  

CIGARSHOP LOST SOME MOMENTUM ON THE TURN NOW RUNNING
JUST OFF THE TAIL OF TIGER DANCER,  AND SEEMS TO BE SMILING
                                     

           THUNDER CAT IS RIGHT AT THE NECK OF CIGARSHOP

IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN, CRUZAN, DUSTY
AS ROAMIN CONTINUES TO TRAIL, APPEARING TO BE SLUGGISH 

                              AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

DEFENDING CHAMP, 'HOP-A-LONG-BLUNNY', HAVING EVERYTHING HIS OWN WAY
             CONTINUES TO LEAD,  IN ANTICIPATION OF A REPEAT ROMP

       TIGER DANCER RUNNING WELL STAYING AHEAD OF CIGARSHOP
        NOT APPRECIATING HIS HOT SNORTING BREATH ON HER TAIL!   

                  CIGARSHOP & THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT
WITH A LONG WAY BACK TO RUFFIAN, CRUZAN, DUST & ROAMIN

          HIPPITY HOPPING TO THE WIRE IN GRAND REPEAT STYLE IS BLUNNY

13 LENGTHS BACK WITH THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY IS TIGER DANCER

    CIGARSHOP, WITH A GALLANT EFFORT, TRYING TO CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TAIL
                                    FALLS SHORT BY SEVERAL LENGTHS,
                     AND INSTEAD, CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET ~

      THUNDER CAT IS OFF TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' FROM GOLLUM 

                            THANKS TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
                           BOTS DAY GLORY GOES TO THE COLTS
                                                     
             AND NEXT TIME, BLUNNY WILL RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT!
                                                       

                            $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
            {{ REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CATZILLA IN CHARGE }}
                                        [email protected]

{{DC}} BLUNNY = $74.40     
           (* 7 OF 8 #1's) OMG!     Impressive Gate To Wire!

TIGER DANCER = $46.30
*Sometimes A Tiger Doesn't Catch A Bunny   
                           Lucky For The Bunny!   

CIGARSHOP = $39.60
*Just A Tad Slow To Catch A Tiger By The Tail   
  But Catches The Bodacious Bouquet As Compensation   

THUNDER CAT = $36
*Just Misses Catching The Bouquet ~ Steals 'The Precious'     

                                     $$$ ALSO RAN $$$
             
RUFFIAN = $27.20

CRUZAN = $22.80

DUSTY = $21

ROAMIN = $4.60
*** Heading To Ye Ole DOG HOUSE
     Where The Milk Bone Biscuits Await
  *** Along With The Calculator To Tally Next Week's Race                     

             WE NOW BID YOU  A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
                                 

[Cigarshop]

Good job Blunny

I've had multiple evenings catching LeTigre by her tail, each time has been better

Nice timely race call & results

[Dusty]

Congrats Blunny!!!!