***2018 MEOW MIX AWARDS***

RUFFIAN · August 22, 2019, 06:44:41 PM

Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind
Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
The Kind U Rarely Find

Because Of her Love for Horses
She Created A Game To Play
They Came From Far & Wide
To See If It Would Pay

Some Came And Ran And Conquered
Some Went Away In Tears
So Now We Will Acknowledge
The Winners Of The Year

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GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME TO THE 2018 MEOW MIX AWARDS
HONORING THE BEST OF THE BEST -- AS WELL AS
SOME INTERESTING OTHER BOLDLY BIZARRE 'CAT-A-GORYS'

OUR CAT-STRAVAGANZA IS COMING TO YOU FROM THE
SAN DIEGO ZOO AMPHITHEATER WHICH SEEMS HARMONIOUS
AND SIGNIFICANT WITH THE THEME OF THE EVENING:
***WILD KINGDOM***

ALL 'PRESENTERS' MAY MEOW, BARK, CHIRP, GROWL, SQUEAK
HOWL, HOOT, WHINNY, QUACK, BUT NO HUMAN-SPEAK
TRANSLATORS WILL BE ON STAND-BY IF NEEDED
FOR SOME NOT AS VOCAL AS OTHERS

NOW PLEASE GIVE A RESOUNDING WELCOME TO OUR CO~MC's
~~ MISS PIGGY -&- KERMIT ~~

''O THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE STANDING OVATION
I'M SURE IT IS ALSO FOR MY DEAR 'KERMIE'
WHO MAY NOT BE AS BODACIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL
OR AMAZINGLY AWESOME AS MOI ~ BUT
HE IS IN HIS OWN WAY A SUPER STAR OF GIGANTIC PROPORTIONS
{IF ONLY IN HIS MIND!}

KERMIT IS SUFFERING A BIT OF LARYNGITIS
SO I MAY BE SPEAKING A LOT MORE OFTEN THIS EVENING
BUT HE WILL BE BY MY SIDE OFFERING
SOME 'FROGGY' INSIGHTS ALONG THE WAY"

WITHOUT FURTHER QUIRKY COMMENTARY
PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO
THE SILVER STUDDED SPARKLE CARPET
WHICH MAY DULL IN COMPARISON TO
THE SPARKLING STARS OF THE 2018 SEASON ....

PLEASE WELCOME OUR SHINING STARS OF 2018 ....
LEADING THE PURRRFOUND PURRRCESSION ARE
OUR CO-REIGNING 2017 HORSE OF THE YEAR:
**DUSTY -&- TIGER DANCER**

**THEIR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENTS MAY BE VIEWED
ON THE OFFICIAL 2017 MEOW MIX AWARDS PRESENTATION**

RUFFIAN ~ aka: The Cheetah {2016 HOTY}

REAL QUIET {2015 HOTY}

CATALINA {2014 HOTY}

CIGARSHOP

POST TIME MIKE

BLUNNY ~ aka: The Energizer-Blunny / Bunny

PEEPTOAD

RAVEN

THUNDER CAT

CRUZAN

EL PRADO

ROAMIN ~ Welcoming Our Newcomer Colt With Open Paws!!

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WE NOW BEGIN OUR AWESOME AWARDS CAT-STRAVAGANZA!

PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE OUR FIRST PRESENTERS
PRESENTING: THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD
~HECKLE + JECKLE~
2 FINE FEATHERED FRIENDS WHO KNOW A BIT ABOUT HUMOR

A DOUBLE FEATHERED THANK YOU, MISS PIGGY ~

THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD IS
EXACTLY WHAT THE NAME IMPLIES
'HUMOR' IS SUBJECTIVE AND WHAT SOME MAY FIND
HILARIOUSLY BELLY-ROLLIN FUNNY
OTHERS MAY NOT 'GET IT' OR NOT CONSIDER HUMOROUS

WE HAVE 3 HONOREES FOR THIS AWARD BECAUSE EACH
BRING A DIFFERENT 'FLAVOR' OF DISTORTED HUMOR
PLEASE GIVE A RESOUNDING APPLAUSE, CAWS, CHIRPS
FOR OUR 3 HUMOR AFICIONADOS:
BLUNNY ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER

THANK U HECKLE + JECKLE!
SOME TOP QUALITY BIRD SEED IS IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM

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''OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE ''LOST IN THE FOG''

THIS AWARD CAN EITHER DESIGNATE A WIN WITH
THE LOWEST $$$ EARNED ~ OR SOMEONE ARRIVING
AT THE STARTING GATE TOO LATE TO ENTER -&- GETS D.Q.

TO PRESENT THE 'LOST IN THE FOG' AWARD
PLEASE WELCOME:
~RUDOLF THE RED NOSE REINDEER~
BECAUSE IF ANYONE CAN FIND SOMEONE 'LOST IN THE FOG'
HE CERTAINLY CAN AND WILL!

THANK YOU MISS PIGGY -&- KERMIT FOR THE WARM WELCOME

OUR LOST IN THE FOG HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO
~DUSTY~ WITH A $44.70 VICTORY

AND THE TROPHY GOES TO OUR WINNER
~THUNDER CAT~
WITH A GRAND TOTAL WIN OF: $43.20 ON 5/30

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COME ON KERMIT, YOU 'PRECIOUS' LIL FROGGY! MWAAAAH! KISS KISS

THIS ONE IS ALL YOUR'S CAUSE U ARE SUCH A PRECIOUS

"RIBBOT RIBBOT RIBBOT" -- TRANSLATION =
THE NEXT AWARD IS: ''THE PRECIOUS''

THE 'ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL' IS A BIT DIFFERENT HERE
''THE PRECIOUS'' = THE 'RING BEARER' IS BASED ON
THE FINAL TOP 4 IN A CONTEST:
#1 BRIDE / #2 BRIDESMAID / #3 FLOWER / #4 RING BEARER
''RING BEARER'' RELATES TO FRODO / LOTR / GOLLUM

HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO: ~CIGARSHOP~ WITH 13

OUR 3-PEAT WINNER OF THIS AWARD: ~BLUNNY~
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' SOMEHOW FOR 3 STRAIGHT YEARS
MANAGES TO HOP HIS WAY INTO THE 4th PLACE SPOT!
THIS YEAR HE HAS DONE IT AGAIN WITH 18 GOLDEN RINGS!

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OINK OINK OINK ~ THE PERFECT ONE IS BACK

OUR NEXT AWARD IS:
THE 'CAT HOUSE' CATNIP TROPHY
HERE TO PRESENT THE AWARD IS THE ONE ... THE ONLY
~MS GRUMPY CAT~
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''YEH YEH YEH ~ HUMBUG AND MRRRROW MRRROW MRRRROW
OK, I'LL LEAVE MY GRUMPATUDENESS FOR A FEW MINUTES
TO PRESENT THIS 'QUESTIONABLE HONOR' AWARD"

ENDING UP IN THE CAT HOUSE MEANS ---> LAST PLACE
WHY THIS IS AN 'AWARD GETTER' IS BEYOND ME!
OF COURSE THE INCENTIVE IS A BATCH OF FRESH CATNIP ~
MEOW MIX + ANCHOVY BUFFET ~ AND OF COURSE
THE CHIPPENDALES ~ THE DANCERS = NOT THE RODENTS!

HONORABLE{?} MENTIONS: DUSTY = 13 CATALINA = 12
BUT ONCE AGAIN THE CAT HOUSE QUEEN -- WITH 21 TRIPS
TO THE COSMOPOLITAN ~ CHARISMATIC ~ CHARMING CAT HOUSE
~RUFFIAN~ WHO APPARENTLY NOW -&- THEN
LETS HER ''INNER-CHEETAH'' REMAIN BACK AT THE BARN TO SNOOZE

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THANK YOU MS GRUMPYNESS
AT FIRST I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT WAS YOU
BECAUSE FOR A BRIEF INSTANT,
I THOUGHT I SAW A 'GRIN' AT THE WORD "RODENTS"

OUR NEXT AWARD IS
THE COUNTERPART TO THE CAT HOUSE:
OF COURSE ===> THE DOG HOUSE TROPHY!

PLEASE GIVE A 'WOOF-WOOF-WOOF' WELCOME TO
~DROOPY DOG~!!!

''THANK U MISS PIGGY + KERMIT
I KINDA FEEL A BIT OUT OF PLACE WITH MY ''CANINE-NESS''
AT THE 'MEOW MIX' AWARDS, BUT WITH THE WARM WELCOME
ATMOSPHERE I MUST ADMIT IT'S NOTHIN BUT PURRRRRFECT!

HONORABLE MENTION FOR THIS AWARD
GOES TO ~POST TIME MIKE~
WITH JUST 5 DOG BONES!

BECAUSE THE RUNAWAY WINNER HAS A WHOPPING 17 STASHED AWAY ...
THE INCENTIVES OF ....
A CASE OF MILK BONE BISCUITS + RAWHIDE CHEWS
PLUS LAS VEGAS SHOW GIRL FILLYS DANCE TROUPE
MUST HAVE BEEN ENOUGH FOR THIS CLEVER COLT STEALING 17 KEYS

~CRUZAN~ COME ON UP TO GRAB YER 2018 DOG HOUSE KEY

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OUR NEXT AWARD IS: ~THE 'GOLDEN GOOSE EGG'~

TO PRESENT THIS AWARD,
LEAVING HIS COZY FEATHERED NEST
PLEASE GIVE A 'HONK-HONK' WELCOME TO:
~GLADSTONE GANDER~ A COUSIN OF DONALD DUCK

''THANK YOU MISS PIGGY -&- KERMIT
IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT TO CALL THIS AN 'HONOR' BECAUSE
THE 'CHALLENGE' OF WINNING THIS YEAR END AWARD
MEANS THE RECIPIENT MUST RUN AN ENTIRE DAY AND
RETURN TO THE BARN WITH $0 ~ NADA ~ EMPTY PURSE

(?)HONORABLE MENTION(?) GOES TO:
~CRUZAN~ (1) and ~RUFFIAN~ (1)

BUT THEE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG TROPHY GOES TO:
~TIGER DANCER~
WITH 2 GOLDEN EGGS IN HER FINELY FEATHERED NEST''

THANK YOU GLADSTONE GANDER FOR A 'HONKY' PRESENTATION

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WE WILL NOW TAKE A BRIEF BREAK TO
GRAB SNAX AND STRETCH ......
LEGS, WINGS, EARS, TAILS, PAWS, CLAWS,
AND ANYTHING ELSE NEEDING A STRETCH

''WELCOME BACK EVERYONE ~

OUR NEXT AWARD IS CALLED THE 'BRIDESMAID'
WHICH DOES NOT NECESSARILY IMPLY 'GENDER' AT ALL
IT REPRESENTS THE ABILITY TO FINISH 2nd
MORE TIMES THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE COMPETITION ~

PLEASE GIVE A VERY QUIET WELCOME BY JUST A RAISING
OF HANDS WITHOUT CLAPPING SO WE DO NOT FRIGHTEN
OUR BRIDESMAID AWARD PRESENTER:
~CECIL THE TURTLE~

HIS 'SLOW' APPROACH IN LIFE RELATES TO NEVER BEING
FIRST IN WHATEVER ENDEAVOR HE PARTICIPATED IN
EXCEPT THE 3 TIMES HE TRICKED BUGS BUNNY WITH CLEVERNESS

WITH OUR VERY LONG SHOW ~ TO EXPEDITE MATTERS ~
CECIL IS BEING BROUGHT TO THE STAGE ON THE BACK
OF 'JUSTIFY' WHO NEVER RAN 2nd TO ANYONE!

WE UNDERSTAND THE URGE TO STAND -&- SHOUT FOR JUSTIFY
BUT WE BEG YOUR INDULGENCE THIS ONE TIME TO REFRAIN
SO WE DO NOT SEE CECIL RETREAT INTO HIS SHELL

AND HERE THEY COME ~ A UNIQUE COMBO OF
SUPURRR SPEEDY -&- SUPURRR SLOWMO

''...MMMMMM THANK YOU MS PIGGY FOR THE QUIET WELCOME
I DO SO APPRECIATE HOW EXTRAORDINARILY PRETTY YOU ARE

I'M SURE MY LOVELY WIFE, MIGHT GET JEALOUS IF I COMPLIMENT
YOU TOO MUCH, AND KERMIT MIGHT ALSO GET A BIT 'FROGGY'

AND SO I SHALL PROCEED WITH THE BRIDESMAID AWARD
SOMETHING I CAN STRONGLY RELATE TO IN MY OWN LIFE!

HONORABLE MENTION
WITH 12 'ALMOST WONS' IS ~CRUZAN~

THE 2018 MEOW MIX BRIDESMAID AWARD GOES TO:
~BLUNNY~ THE ''ENERGIZER BUNNY'' --> WITH 19

GIDDY UP 'JUSTIFY' .... WE NEED TO BE ON OUR WAY
AS I SAW A FRESH BATCH OF DANDELION -&- CARROTS
HEADING OVER TO MY TURTLE DEN! BYE YA'ALL ''

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''THANK YOU CECIL -&- JUSTIFY FOR AN ENTERTAINING TIME!

OUR NEXT AWARD IS --> THE ''FROSTED WHISKER''

TO WIN THIS PRESTIGIOUS TROPHY ALSO MEANS DISAPPOINTMENT
SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS: 'FRUSTRATION FIASCO'
IT IS GIVEN TO ALL WHO RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT
BUT FAIL TO GAIN THE GLORY IN THE FINAL EFFORT
A MIXED BAG OF SPARKLING ACHIEVEMENT FOLLOWED BY A LET DOWN
ENOUGH TO FROST ANYONE'S WHISKERS FOR SURE!

HERE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD IS ---> ~CHILLY WILLY~

{AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC PENGUIN} WHO WAS FLOWN HERE
IN A REGULAR PLANE, RATHER THAN FLYING FROM ALASKA

'' THANK YOU MISS PIGGY & KERMIT ~
IT IS QUITE AN HONOR TO BE ASKED TO PRESENT THIS AWARD
AND I MUST ADMIT, IT'S QUITE A CHANGE IN TEMPERATURE!
FORGIVE ME ~ I FAILED TO BRING A DEODORANT ALONG
O MY! HOW EMBARRASSING

HONORABLE MENTIONS -- WITH 1 FROSTED WHISKER GO TO:
THUNDER CAT ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ DUSTY ~ REAL QUIET

BUT THE GRANDE FROSTED WHISKER TROPHY GOES TO:
~THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'~ WITH 2

~A NICE TROPHY TO DISPLAY -AND-
USE TO DRINK YOUR SORROWS AWAY~

BUNNY WHISKERS -&- FROSTED WHISKERS: HOW 'COOL' IS THAT!'
GOODNIGHT ALL, I'M OFF TO THE PENGUIN PLANE BACK TO ALASKA

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THE NEXT AWARD HONORS THE EXCEPTIONAL RACE HORSE
WHOM WE LOST IN A TRAGIC TRACK ACCIDENT, WAY TOO SOON
THE ''CAIXA ELETRONICA'' $$$$$$$

A REWARD FOR EARNING THE MOST MONEY IN A SINGLE DAY

HERE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD:
PLEASE GIVE A QUACKIN ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR
THE ONE -&- ONLY ~MR SCROOGE McDUCK~

''QUACK QUACK QUACK! THANK YA ALL FOR HAVIN ME!
THEY TOLD ME WHAT THIS AWARD IS GIVEN FOR WHICH
MAKES ME WONDER WHY NOBODY EVER GIVES ME AN AWARD
FOR HOARDING ALL MY MONEY!
OF COURSE, I MUST ADMIT, IT WASN'T GOTTEN IN ONE DAY!

HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO:
~CATALINA~ WITH $201.10

BUT THE CAIXA ELETRONICA AWARD GOES TO:
THE FAB FILLY: ~EL PRADO~
WHO MANAGED TO WALK AWAY FROM THE TRACK
WITH A ONE DAY TOTAL -- A STAGGERING: $257.20 ~ ''

''GOODBYE SCROOGE!
QUACKADOODLE -&- SAFE QUACKIN TRIP HOME"

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OUR NEXT AWARD IS B.O.T.S. = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FILLYS -VS- COLTS

HERE TO PRESENT THE BOTS AWARD
PLEASE GIVE A SUPURRR-SQUEAKY WELCOME TO
MICKEY -&- MINNIE MOUSE! ''

'' THANK YOU MISS PIGGY -&- KERMIT ~ FOR ALLOWING US THIS HONOR ...
OF COURSE WHOEVER WINS IT, WILL RESULT IN ONE OF US TONIGHT
SQUEAKING ENDLESSLY WITH BRAGGING BODACIOUSNESS!

PREPARING FOR THE FACT IT WILL EITHER BE
A FILLY OR COLT ~ FEMALE OR MALE
WE HAVE AGREED TO HONOR EACH OTHER WITH DIGNITY
AND A SET OF EAR PLUGS, JUST IN CASE!

WE HAVE A 3 WAY SPLIT HONORABLE MENTION
CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY ~ THUNDER CAT .... WITH 4 EACH

THE WINNER OF THE BOTS AWARD .....
FOR FILLYS GLORY ~CATALINA~
WITH 6 VICTORY GALLOPS

YES YES MINNIE, I KNOW ~
FILLY KITTYS RULE AND COLT DOGS DROOL!
PROBABLY WON'T HEAR THE END OF THIS FOR AWHILE!
SAY ~ WHERE'S THOSE EAR PLUGS?''

''BYE BYE MICE ~ SAFE TRIP AND
BEWARE OF THE CAT AT THE DOOR!''

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AND ......
PARTAKE IN SOME TASTY TIDBITS -&- LIQUID REFRESHMENTS
FEATURING THE MEOW-MIX BUFFET

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''WELCOME BACK AFTER A REFRESHING 'LEG-STRETCH'
WINGS PREENING ~ BEAKS SHARPENING ~ TAILS BRUSHING

OUR NEXT AWARD IS:
~THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET' TROPHY~
THIS HONOR IS ACHIEVED BY FINISHING 3rd MORE OFTEN

HERE TO PRESENT THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET'
PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME -- WITHOUT
ANY SIDE JOKES ABOUT ROOM DEODORANT
AS ~PEPE LE PEW~ HAS BEEN DE-SCENTED AT BIRTH!''

OUR PRESENTATION COMMITTEE WAS UNANIMOUS IN THE DECISION
ABOUT WHO WOULD APPRECIATE THE SCENT OF A BLOSSOM

''THANK YOU MISS PIGGY -&- KERMIT FOR THAT INTRO EXPLANATION
WHICH PREVENTED THE AUDIENCE FROM A MASS HYSTERICAL EXIT

YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN THAT HAPPENS WHICH I HAVE
NEVER LET AFFECT MY UPBEAT PERSONALITY -&- SELF CONFIDENCE!

THE HONORABLE MENTIONS FOR THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET:
~DUSTY~ WITH 10 ~TIGER DANCER -&- CIGARSHOP~ WITH 12

BUT THE RESOUNDING
REMARKABLE RUNAWAY WINNER
~THUNDER CAT~ ----> WITH 22

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THANK YOU PEPE ~ AND JUST FOR THE RECORD ~
YOU SMELL ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL TODAY!

''OUR NEXT AWARD IS: ~THE MIDWEEK MAYHEM TROPHY~
HERE TO PRESENT IT -- HONORING ''HUMP DAY''
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE: ~CALEB THE CAMEL~ "

''WHAT DAY IS IT? WHAT DAY IS IT? WHAT DAAAAAY IS IT?.....
OK, SO IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY ~ BUT THE AWARD IS FOR WEDNESDAYS

SO THAT'S WHY I AM THE LOGICAL LOQUACIOUS PRESENTER!
IF YOU'RE HAVING COFFEE I CAN NEVER RESIST ASKING ....

OK OK ENUFF WITH CAMEL CLEVERNESS ~ ON WITH THE WINNERS

HONORABLE MENTION: ~CATALINA~ WITH 7 WINS

AGAIN THIS YEAR, WE HAVE **CO-WINNERS**
WITH 8 VICTORIES EACH:
~DUSTY -&- CIGARSHOP~

WELL... I'M OFF TO ROAM THE DESERT OR SOME OFFICES ~ ''

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''HERE TO PRESENT OUR NEXT AWARD
~SUPURRR SATURDAY CHAMPION~
PLEASE GIVE A ROUSING 'ROAR' FOR
~SIMBA~ THE LION KING OF CATS''

''MRRRRRRRRRRROW and THANK YOU MISS PIGGY -&- KERMIT
FOR THAT VERY WARM ROARING WELCOME!

HONORABLE MENTION: ~PEEPTOAD~ WITH 7 VICTORIES
BUT TOP HONORS GOES TO:
~THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'~ WITH 8 WINS

HERE HE COMES HOPPIN DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL TO TAKE HIS TROPHY
WOW! IS HE EVER FLUFFY -&- FLAMBOYANT TODAY!

MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IN COMPARISON TO THE BODACIOUS BUNNY
I'M HAVIN A 'BAD HARE DAY' WITH A LESS THAN MAGNIFICENT MANE''

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''OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE ~'YO-YO' TROPHY~
FOR A FILLY IT IS THE YO-YO-MAMA
FOR A COLT IT IS THE YO-YO-DUDE

HERE TO PRESENT THE YO-YO TROPHY IS SOMEONE KNOWN
FOR HIS ENERGETIC 'BOUNCY' WAYS .... ~TIGGER~

He is known for his his love of bouncing.
As he says himself, "Bouncing is what Tiggers do best."

''THANK U MISS PIGGY & KERMIT FOR THIS HONOR
NOT ONLY DO I LOVE BOUNCING, BUT THE CHANCE TO HONOR
OTHERS WHO EXCEL AT IT, MAKES MY HEART BOUNCE WITH JOY
{EVEN AS A TIGER, I CAN APPRECIATE KITTENS JOY}

WITH 1 YO YO MAMA ==> PEEPTOAD -&- THUNDER CAT
WITH 2 YO YO MAMA ==> TIGER DANCER
WITH 3 YO YO MAMA ==> RUFFIAN
WITH 2 YO YO DUDE ==> POST TIME MIKE

BUT THE BEFUDDLED BOUNCIFEROUS
YO-YO WINNER IS ~CATALINA~
THIS FIERCE FILLY BOUNCED FROM 1st to Last To 1st
A FLEXIBLE, FLUCTUATING 4 TIMES!
PENTHOUSE TO CAT HOUSE TO PENTHOUSE TO CAT HOUSE''


AND THERE THEY GO, CATALINA BOUNCIN ALONG WITH TIGGER
WHAT A CUTE COUPLE THEY MAKE

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AFTER SEEING CATALINA & TIGGER BOUNCING ALONG
LIKE A TWIN YO-YO DANCE TEAM ....
KERMIE HAD THE URGE TO FOLLOW SUIT AND DID HIS
FROGGY FREESTYLE, AS I BARELY MANAGED TO HOLD ON!

SO IF I SOUND A BIT 'WINDED' NOW YOU KNOW WHY!
KERMIE PUTS UP A VERY INNOCENT, ''WHO ME?" PERSONA
BUT BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE SPOTLIGHT
HE IS ONE VERY NAUGHTY LIL FROGGY

~~NOW ON WITH THE SHOW~~

OUR NEXT VERY PRESTIGIOUS AWARD IS ~
THE CRAFTY PROSPECTOR: MOST $$$ EARNED IN A YEAR

PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE, INSTEAD OF APPLAUSE
AN 'OINK-OINK-OINK' WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL AT HOME!
ONE OF MY LONG LOST RELATIVES = MR PIGGY BANK!''

''OINK OINK OINK EVERYONE"
THANKS FOR THE PROFOUND PIGALICIOUS WELCOME!
OF COURSE AS A PORCINE PROTECTOR OF MOOLAH ~
THIS GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO PRESENT THIS YEAR'S
'CRAFTY PROSPECTOR' AWARD

THIS AWARD REPRESENTS AN IMPRESSIVE EFFORT
OF ACCUMULATING MASS AMOUNTS OF MONEY!

HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO: ~BLUNNY~ WITH $905.40
RUNNER UP GOES TO: ~DUSTY~ WITH $947.30

BUT OUR GRAND ''MISTRESS OF MOOLAH''
~CATALINA~ WITH AN IMPRESSIVE $1213.50

'' THANK YOU MR PIGGY BANK, WONDERFUL SEEING YOU AGAIN"

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''BEFORE WE GET TO THE TOP 4 AWARDS ....
WE WOULD LIKE TO BESTOW AN ADDITIONAL
'SPECIAL SERVICE APPRECIATION AWARD' TO
~TIGER DANCER~

FOR HER EXCEPTIONAL DEDICATION... DETERMINATION
AND EXHAUSTING HOURS OF RESEARCH TO PROVIDE
OUTSTANDINGLY CLEVER -&- WITTY GRAPHICS
TO THE RACE RESULTS EVERY WEEK THAT TURNS
RACE CALLS INTO AN EXTRAORDINARY MAGICAL EVENT

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NOW ON TO THE TOP 4 AWARDS OF THE EVENING

OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE 'FILLY OF THE YEAR'

HERE TO PRESENT THE FINEST ''FILLY OF THE YEAR''
PLEASE GIVE A ROARING WELCOME TO THE ONE & ONLY
FIGURE OF FELINE FLAMBOYANCY!!
TRAVELING ALL THE WAY FROM WONDERLAND
~~CHESHIRE CAT~~

''MRRRROW MRRRROW MRRRROW ~ AND MEW MEW MEW"

I AM INDEED PURRRFOUNDLY HONORED TO A-PURRR BEFORE YOU
HONORING THE FEISTIEST, FRISKIEST, FIERCEST FILLY OF THE YEAR
NOT ONLY WINNING THE BOTS CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE FILLYS
SHE ALSO HAD THE ONLY 3 PEAT OF THE SEASON
AS WELL AS WINNING THE CRAFTY PROSPECTOR AWARD

IT IS MY PURRRRSONAL HONOR TO PRESENT
THE FILLY OF THE YEAR AWARD TO .....
AS IF YOU COULDN'T GUESS BY NOW GIVEN THE CLUES
*** CATALINA ***


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''THE NEXT AWARD IS FOR:
~THE COLT OF THE YEAR~"

WE ARE WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE ARRIVAL OF OUR NEXT PRESENTER
WHO IS KNOWN FOR RARELY BEING ANYWHERE ON TIME!
COMING FROM WONDERLAND ALSO, IT'S AMAZING HOW THE
CHESHIRE CAT CAN APPEAR ON TIME, YET THE WHITE RABBIT CANNOT

.... WHAT'S THAT I HEAR IN THE DISTANCE?
''I'M LATE, I'M LATE .... FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE ~
NO TIME TO SAY HELLO-GOODBYE, I'M LATE, I'M LATE, I'M LATE''

AND HERE HE COMES DOWN THE AISLE HOPPING ALONG MERRILY
WITHOUT A CLUE HOW LONG WE HAVE WAITED!

''GREETINGS TO YOU MR RABBIT, AND A WARM WELCOME''

''O DEAR, O DEAR, I'M LATE, I'M LATE! SO SORRY MISS PIGGY + KERMIT
I WAS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH CHESHIRE CAT BUT SOMEHOW
THE DISAPPEARING ACT LEFT ME CLUELESS AND LOST
BUT I AM PREPARED TO PRESENT THE AWARD NOW!

THIS YEAR WAS AN EASY DECISION BY THE JUDGES
BASED UPON THE ACCUMULATION OF ACHIEVEMENTS
BRIDESMAID X 2 ~ THE PRECIOUS X3 ~ 2 FROSTED WHISKER
SUPURRR SATURDAY CHAMPION

IT IS MY HEARTFELT HONOR TO PRESENT THIS AWARD TO

~~THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'~~
WITH WHOM I FEEL AN AWESOME 'LEPORINE' CONNECTION
EVEN THO I MAY BE HAVING A 'BAD HARE' DAY! HE IS NOT!

AND THERE THEY GO HOPPIN DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL
AKA THE AISLE - WONDER IF BLUNNY MAY BE TAKING
A TRIP TO WONDERLAND WITH CHESHIRE -&- RABBIT?

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"OUR NEXT AWARD IS FOR:
~THE RACE OF THE YEAR~"

"PLEASE GIVE A WONDROUS WELCOME TO AMERICAN PHAROAH
PRESENTING THIS AWARD ~ HE DEFINITELY CAN RELATE!''

"THANK YOU, MISS PIGGY -&- KERMIT FOR THIS HONOR"
I KNOW PERSONALLY THE FEELING OF A 'RACE OF THE YEAR'
WHEN I CROSSED THE LINE ~ KNOWING THE TRIPLE CROWN WAS MINE

HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO: ~EL PRADO~ $257.20 WIN!
EARNING HER THE PRESTIGIOUS CAIXA ELETRONICA TROPHY

HONORABLE MENTION TO ~THE SPOOKTACULAR EVENT~
ABSOLUTELY AWESOME & NOTHING ELSE LIKE IT
RUFFIAN -&- TIGER DANCER EXTRAORDINARY RACE CALL!

BUT THE WINNER OF THE RACE OF THE YEAR AWARD
~CATALINA~ ===> THE ELUSIVE HARD TO WIN: 3 PEAT

THANK YOU PHAROAH FOR TAKING TIME FROM 'STUD' DUTY
WHICH WE ARE SURE YOU ARE ANXIOUS TO RETURN TO QUICKLY

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WE NOW COME TO THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EVENING
THE HIGHEST HONOR OF ACHIEVEMENT FOR THE YEAR
~HORSE OF THE YEAR AWARD~

HERE TO PRESENT THIS MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARD
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE HIGHS -&- LOWS
THE HOPE -&- THE DISAPPOINTMENT
THE JOY -&- THE SORROW

THE BALANCE OF ALL THESE EMOTIONS -&- EFFORTS IS WHY
WE HAVE SELECTED ~BLACK BEAUTY~ TO PRESENT THIS AWARD

PLEASE GIVE A HEARTFELT WELCOME TO BLACK BEAUTY

''WHINNY WHINNY WHINNY" .... MISS PIGGY -&- KERMIT!
I AM INDEED HONORED BEING SELECTED TO PRESENT THIS AWARD

NOW -&- THEN OVER THE YEARS, WE HAVE HAD A TUFF DECISION
BETWEEN 2 CONTENDERS WHICH RESULTED IN 2 TROPHIES
WHEN EACH IS WORTHY OF THE HONOR

PERSONALLY KNOWING THE STRUGGLES AND LET DOWNS
THAT HAPPEN BEFORE THE HEART HAPPY HIGH OF WINNING
I AM OVERJOYED TO PRESENT THE HORSE OF THE YEAR AWARDS TO
~CATALINA~ -&- ~BLUNNY~

~CATALINA~
*BOTS CHAMPION *CRAFTY PROSPECTOR *RACE OF THE YEAR *F.O.T.Y

~THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'~
* BRIDESMAID AWARD *THE 'PRECIOUS' *2 FROSTED WHISKERS
*SUPURRR SATURDAY CHAMPION *COLT OF THE YEAR

"PLEASE GIVE A STANDING OVATION TO
THE CHAMPIONS OF 2019!''

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''THANK YOU, BLACK BEAUTY, YOU ARE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL!

WE NOW COME TO THE END OF OUR 2018 MEOW MIX AWARDS
HOPING WE HAVE GIVEN ALL OF YOU SOME HEART HAPPY HIGHS
AS THESE MAGNIFICENT WINNERS HAVE GIVEN TO US ALL YEAR

WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY 'MEW' YEAR UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
FOR THE 2019 MEOW MIX AWARDS CELEBRATION

2018 MEOW MIX AWARDS

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