MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 6/26 + ***RESULTS*** @ MOUNTAINEER

[RUFFIAN]

                                               

                                    CONGRATS TO ROAMIN   
            THE CLASSY CLEVER COLT WAITED TILL THE FINAL STRIDES
                     TO FROST RUFFIAN'S WHISKERS AT THE WIRE!
                                                   

                                                HOWEVER ~
                              CAUTION IS ADVISED BECAUSE ~
   FELINE REVENGE IS BEST SERVED WITH CATNIP COVERED CLAWS!
                                                

                     VENUE CHOICE:  MOUNTAINEER   

                                      FEATURE EVENT
                    'ROCKY MOUNTAINEER HIGH' STAKES 

         POST TIMES: 7 PM ET // 6 PM CT // 5 PM MT // 4 PM PT

                              SCOREKEEPER     

CONTENTED WITH CIGARS, KIBBLE, MILK-BONE BISCUITS
AND VEGAS SHOW GIRL  DANCERS, IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE ~
                              WILL BE CIGARSHOP
WITH HIS CLEVER CALCULATOR,  BRINGING RESULTS ANALYSIS
                              ALWAYS A TREAT FOR SURE
                                           :chickendance:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR & SEE = DQ
               

[Cigarshop]

I've loaded up on peniscils so I can report the scores..... not sure if I'll score my way or the ****yawn**** conventional way
1:  1,5
2:  3,4
3:  3,7
4:  7,4
5:  5,6
6:  6,5
7:  2,8
8:  7,5
9:  3,1

[RUFFIAN]

                                               

CIGARSHOP CHIRPS ~
'' I've loaded up on peniscils so I can report the scores..
...... not sure if I'll score my way or the ****yawn**** conventional way''

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=

                      OFFICIAL  SCOREKEEPING  RULES 

                                     THERE ARE NONE!!!
                                             

    ***  EACH SCOREKEEPER HAS AN OPEN FORMAT WITH AN OPEN MIND!   

***  ANYTHING GOES OTHER THAN ''VULGARITY'' {SOMETIMES THAT'S SUBJECTIVE }   

                       AS FOR ===>     ''...the ****yawn**** conventional way''

INTERESTINGLY,  VERY FAVORABLE APPRECIATIVE REPLIES TO MY ''CONVENTIONAL'' RESULTS
                                                      

[Roamin]

R1...3-7-1-6-4

R2..2-4-5-7-6

R3...3-7-1-6-4

R4...1-7-2-4-3

R5...7-6-2-4-1

R6...1-5-2-6-3

R7...4-10-7-1-3

R8...1-4-6-3-2

R9...4-5-6-3-10

[Dusty]

Hmmmmm


1. 7/2/3
2.7/2/4
3. 6/5/2
4. 5/6/7
5. 3/4/5
6. 2/4/3
7. 8/5/2
8. 5/3/7
9. 6/4/5


Good LUCK ALL!!

[TIGER DANCER]

       

R-1:  4 - 8 - 6

R-2:  3 - 1 - 5

R-3:  6 - 5 - 3

R-4:  4 - 5 - 2

R-5:  7 - 6 - 4

R-6:  6 - 3 - 5

R-7:  1 - 3 - 5 - 7

R-8:  2 - 7 - 3

R-9:  7 - 9 - 1 - 10

[TIGER DANCER]

I've loaded up on peniscils so I can report the scores.....
     not sure if I'll score my way -or-
the ****yawn**** conventional way

Dancing Tiger says ....
   Do Things ... Your Way!!!

          

[ElPrado]

Hey, Cigarshop!
Do you chirp? :chickendance:

[RUFFIAN]

                                           

ROCKY MOUNTAIN-EER HIGH
THE CATNIP IS READY TO GO
BUT THESE PURRRTHETIC PIX O MINE
MAY LEAD TO THE CAT HOUSE I KNOW

R1 = 3  2  5  4  6
EL CAPA ROJO
FEHSENFELD
SULLY {Medicine Woman!}

R2 = 2  1  6  3  4
RUNNING LATE
CHIEF
MOONEY BONZ

R3 = 2  5  3  4  7
BRILLIANT DUNCE
SALT MINE       {ESKENDEREYA!}
MACHO

R4 = 5  2  1  4  7
MAMA LELA     {LAYLA}   
ERDELYI
RANSOM

R5 = 7  2  3  4  1
FUNNY       
CASUARINA
EVEN BID

R6 = 2  1  3  4  6
BETTA BE FAST  {Cheetah Alert} 
ACUMEN
FLY AND FLUTTER

R7 = 3  10  8  9 7
LION HALL           
HONKEY TONK MAN
ARBITER

R8 = 1  3  5  2  7
VAULTED
PHONE
BEBOP

R9 = 1  9  4  10  6
TIZM
GRAND
DA VINCI

[blunny]

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 3, 1, 5
2 -- 2, 3, 4
3 -- 3, 7, 1
4 -- 4, 7, 5
5 -- 1, 5, 6
6 -- 2, 6, 5
7 -- 8, 10, 7
8 -- 7, 3, 5
9 -- 6, 10, 1

[THUNDER CAT]

Lost Springs Ranch

1 -- 1, 3, 5
2 -- 2, 3, 4
3 -- 3, 7, 1
4 -- 4, 7, 5
5 -- 1, 5, 6
6 -- 3, 2, 6
7 -- 8, 10, 7
8 -- 3, 7, 5
9 -- 10, 6, 4

[cruzan200246]

A track like this requires  a chalk board. all chalk tonight

R1. 1-3-7
R2. 1-7-5
R3. 7-5-6
R4. 4-7-5
R5. 2-5-3
R6. 5-6-4
R7. 8-7-5
R8. 7-5-3
R9. 4-3-2

[Cigarshop]

8 have entered into the farting gate.... oh a typo entered the starting gate

Cruzan
Ruffian
Thunder Cat
Blunny
Le Tigre
Roamin
Dusty
Cigarshop

[Cigarshop]

Here ye, Here ye, Here ye our event has been scored we have a very clear cut winner & I couldn't be happier to report who it is

Me Lady Le Tigre storms home showing us Colts her loverly rear end with a score of $100.20
arriving in second we have Roamin who was our defending champ with $84.80
third place goes to Rufffffffffffff-Ian with $77.60
fourth went to Dusty $65.60

then the stragglers
Thunder Cat $44.60 + Blunny $44.60 (GMTA)
Cigarshop  $34.80
Cruzan  $32.40  dragging his rear, but gets the coveted Ho House set of Keys

[Dusty]

Nicely done Tiger Dancer!  Thanks Cigarshop for the prompt reporting!