SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 6/22 * RESULTS * @ MONMOUTH PARK

RUFFIAN · June 23, 2019, 01:26:07 PM

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY WE ARE AT MONMOUTH PARK

OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE ''SUMMER SOLSTICE'' STAKES

DEFENDING CHAMPION, POST TIME MIKE, WILL HAVE
TEN TENACIOUS CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS TRYING
TO STOP THE CHARISMATIC COLT FROM A REPEAT WIN

THE EBULLIENT ELEVEN ARE IN THE GATE

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'SUMMER SOLSTICE' STAKES

IT'S A FRISKY FILLY DUO OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
EL PRADO & THUNDER CAT TAKE THE FIELD INTO THE TURN

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

EL PRADO HAS LEFT THUNDER CAT IN HER WAKE
NOW IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD BY 11 LENGTHS!

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS NEXT JOINED QUICKLY BY
PEEPTOAD ~ POST TIME MIKE & TIGER DANCER

THIS QUIRKY QUARTET IS FOLLOWED BY CIGARSHOP & RUFFIAN

EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE THE EARLY TRAILERS
ROAMIN ~ DUSTY & CRUZAN

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

EL PRADO CONTINUES TO LEAD THE WAY SHOWING NO SIGNS OF TIRING YET

THUNDER CAT SPOOKED AT SOMETHING ON THE TRACK
LOSING ALL MOMENTUM, DROPPING FAR BACK

CIGARSHOP & TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT ~ SIDE BY SIDE
STRIDE BY STRIDE ~ ALMOST LIKE A TANTALIZING TANGO

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK IN A TIGHTLY BUNCHED LINE
BLUNNY ~ PEEPTOAD ~ ROAMIN ~ THUNDER CAT

TRAILING FAR BACK ARE DUSTY & CRUZAN

FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN & DEFENDING CHAMP, POST TIME MIKE
SEEING HIS CHANCES OF A REPEAT ROMP QUICKLY FADING AWAY IN THE DISTANCE $:-\$

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

EL PRADO WITH EVERYTHING GOING HER WAY IN TOTAL COMMAND

BUT SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR ERUPTS FROM THE CROWD AS ALL
EYES ARE TURNING AWAY FROM THE FERVENTLY FAST FILLY IN FRONT

FROM ANOTHER TIME ZONE, IT IS DUSTY FLYING UP THE RAIL
LIKE ZENYATTA COMING FROM SO FAR BACK IT'S AN IMPROBABILITY
SHE WILL EVER GET TO THE WIRE FIRST ~

ANOTHER 'LOWER' ROAR FROM THE CROWD AS NOW IT'S CRUZAN FROM EVEN FARTHER BACK
WITH HIS OWN VERSION OF CRYPTOCLEARANCE PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER

THIS DYNAMIC DUO WHO MAY HAVE STOLEN THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'S' BATTERY PACK ~
HAVE NOW COLLARED THE FEARSOMELY FAST FILLY IN THE LEAD

ALL 3 NECK + NECK ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE ON THEIR WAY TO THE WIRE!

HERE COMES THE WIRE & IT DEFINITELY WILL BE A 3-WAY PHOTO!
WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL
COULD WE POSSIBLE SEE A 3-WAY DEAD HEAT FOR THE WIN?

TOTE BOARD LIT UP WITH ALL 3 LIGHTS FLASHING

3 TRAINERS RUSHING OUT ONTO THE TRACK
3 JOCKEYS ON THE PHONE

STEWARDS REVIEWING THE REPLAY OVER & OVER!
FEELS LIKE MEMORIES OF THE DERBY!

$:-\$

CROWD IS GETTING RULY ~ RAUCOUS & RESTLESS!

WILL IT BE THE CANTANKEROUS CRAFTY COLT STEALING
THE GLORY FROM 2 FIERCELY FAST FLAMBOYANT FILLYS?
OR WILL THE GLORY GO TO THE GIRLS?

FINALLY! THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
IT FEELS LIKE THE CROWD IS HOLDING THEIR BREATH
HOLDING THEIR TICKETS WHICH COULD BE A WINNER ~ OR NOT

OR

YES INDEED! BY THE SLIMMEST OF WHISKERS & LONGER NOSE
IT IS THE CAPABLE, COMPETENT COLT VICTORIOUS
THE EXUBERANCE OF THE CROWD DEFINITELY HAS 'LOWER' TONES!

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
{ REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS VIA EMAIL TO THE CATZILLA IN CHARGE }
[email protected]

CRUZAN = $81.80

*Incredible Awesome Last to First Closing Run!

DUSTY = $80.90
*OMG! U Gotta Be Kiddin! Never Should Trim Whiskers Before A Race!

WHERE'S A 'BUCK' WHEN YA NEED ONE!
Wonder If They Do 'Nose Jobs' On Horses?

EL PRADO = $80.10
*Tuff Loss After Such A Game Effort Gate to Wire!

CIGARSHOP = $65.40
*Steals ''The Precious'' From Tiger Dancer!

$$$ ALSO RAN $$$

TIGER DANCER =$63.60

BLUNNY = $51.20

PEEPTOAD = $49.40

ROAMIN = $48.30

THUNDER CAT = $43.10

RUFFIAN = $34.20

{{DC}} POST TIME MIKE = $33.50

YE OLD DOG HOUSE AWAITS

+ A 'YO-YO-DUDE' AWARD AS WELL
{ PENTHOUSE TO DOG HOUSE }

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL AND WISHING ALL
A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
NEW STATISTICS SHOW CELL PHONES #1 ACCIDENTS = NOT BOOZE

NO PHONE CALL IS EVER WORTH A LIFE

SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 6/22 * RESULTS * @ MONMOUTH PARK

RUFFIAN

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RUFFIAN

peeptoad

Dusty

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