SUPURR SATURDAY: 4/13 *** RESULTS ***

[RUFFIAN]

                                               

               GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY

TODAY THE 13th OF THE MONTH IS ALSO DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN'S FAVE NUMBER~

                                OUR FEATURE EVENT   
                                 ''LUCKY 13 ~ OR NOT!''  STAKES

AN EXCITED ENERGETIC ELEVEN WILL CHALLENGE THE RUFF ONE
TRYING TO CONTAIN HER 'INNER CHEETAH' FROM RUNNIN WILD!
 
THE PINKERTON DETECTIVE AGENCY HAS BEEN CALLED IN TO TRY AND FIND REAL QUIET
                           WHO HAS COME UP MISSING ABOUT A MONTH! 
  IF ANYONE KNOWS HIS CONNECTIONS: PLEASE LET HIM KNOW WE MISS HIM!
                                                   

             THE DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO RUN

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'LUCKY 13 ~ OR NOT' STAKES

                       IT'S A FRISKY FAST FIVE OUT FOR A BIG LEAD
        RUFFIAN ~ CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY ~ EL PRADO & TIGER DANCER
           


               PEEPTOAD IS LEAPING TO HER BEST STRIDE,
                  QUICKLY JOINING THE FIVE IN FRONT
       

IT'S JUST ANOTHER 2 LENGTHS TO THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY
                             

           TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE
        CATALINA ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ ROAMIN & CRUZAN
          WHO HAVE NOT TURNED UP THEIR SPEED GEAR YET

        BUT WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO & ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
AND OFTEN DOES JUST WHEN WE THINK WE KNOW WHO'S GONNA WIN!
                                             

                                 OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
       THE FRISKY FIVE OUT OF THE GATE ARE NOW A FEISTY FOUR
           RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER ~ EL PRADO ~ CIGARSHOP
                   

           PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT ~ DUSTY & BLUNNY
MAKE UP THE NEXT TIER OF RUNNERS ABOUT 7 LENGTHS BACK

STILL TRAILING AND NOT FINDING THEIR BEST 'GEAR' YET
         CATALINA ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ ROAMIN & CRUZAN

                          THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

        IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE A SUPURR-SATURDAY-STAMPEDE!
                                               

DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, TURNING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' LOOSE HAS TAKEN THE LEAD
                   BUT WITH A HOT TO TROT FIERCE 5 ON THE CHAMPION'S TAIL
                                             

                 JUST A  LENGTH BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY
CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT ~ TIGER DANCER ~ PEEPTOAD & EL PRADO
                                             

      BLUNNY FAILING TO CHARGE UP HIS 'ENERGIZER BATTERY IS NEXT
                      NOW JOINED BY A LATE RUNNING CATALINA

            DUSTY ~ POST TIME MIKE & ROAMIN ARE NEXT BUT FAR BACK

       AND IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE IS CRUZAN IS JUST MEANDERING ALONG,
APPARENTLY MORE MESMERIZED BY THE CROWD IN THE INFIELD, THAN RUNNING!
                                     

                         AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

      DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN IS IN FOR THE ROAR OF HER LIFE
               NOW SURROUNDED BY THE SMOKE OF CIGARSHOP,
  THE FIERCE FELINE FILLY DUO OF  THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER ~
                      THE LEAPING PEEPTOAD & EL PRADO
                         

       THIS IS GONNA GO RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE FOLKS!
      IT'S A SENSATIONAL, SIZZLIN SIX ACROSS THE TRACK!
                          ANY OF THE SIX CAN WIN IT ALL!
                                         

      TOTE BOARD IS LIT UP LIKE A JULY 4TH FIRECRACKER SHOW!
6 TRAINERS RUSHING ONTO THE FIELD + 6 JOCKEYS ON THE PHONES!

THIS IS GONNA TAKE AWHILE FOLKS TO SORT IT ALL OUT SO
           RELAX ~ CHILL ~ DON'T TEAR UP YOUR TICKETS
HOPE FOR WHO YA WANT ~ BUT PREPARE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT!
                                             
                                     
                  FINALLY! THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING!
   THE DEFENDING CHAMPION'S 'INNER CHEETAH' RAN OUT OF ROAR
                                           
            ANOTHER FLAMBOYANT FELINE HAS STOLEN THE RACE!!!
          THUNDER CAT WITH A PHENOMENAL FLOURISH OF FOCUS
HAS OUT-SMOKED THE CIGARSHOP CHALLENGE BY THE SLIMMEST OF WISPY WHISKERS
                    LEAVING HIS CONNECTIONS HEADING TO THE BAR!
THOUGH THE COMPLIANT COLT SEEMS CONTENT SURROUNDED BY 3 FLASHY FELINE FILLYS!
                                      

DEFENDING CHAMP,   RUFFIAN APPEARING DISGRUNTLED & DEJECTED
WINDING UP CATCHING THE BODACIOUS BOUQET INSTEAD OF GLORY!
     MOVE OVER, GRUMPY CAT, THERE'S A NEW FROWN IN TOWN!
                                         

                    TIGER DANCER STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'
    WATCH OUT GOLLUM ~  U AIN'T NO MATCH FOR A TIGER!
                                                    
                 
     OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH IN THE "LUCKY 13 ~ OR NOT" STAKES   
                  {{ REPORT OBJECTIONS TO GRUMPY CAT aka RUFFIAN }}
                                       ( [email protected])

THUNDER CAT = $64   
*Amazing Turn Of Foot In Final Furlong!

CIGARSHOP = $63.60
*Where's 'Fitty-Cent' When Ya Need It!   

{DC} RUFFIAN = $57.40
*Gonna Have A Long Roar With Her 'Inner-Cheetah' Back At The Barn!   

TIGER DANCER = $55.20
*Consistent Feline Footwork Gate To Wire
  Back To The Shire For Her Golden Ring   

                                              ALSO RAN
PEEPTOAD = $53

EL PRADO = $50.20

BLUNNY = $39.40

CATALINA = $38.40

DUSTY = $30.20

POST TIME MIKE = $26.80

ROAMIN = $21.20

CRUZAN = $4.20 {Mmmmmmmmm! 420 eh?}  Wink Wink  - Nudge Nudge! 
*Misses A Repeat Golden Goose Egg By A Colt Nostril Hair!

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND WISHING EVERYONE
           A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME!
                                       

[Catalina]

Congratulations to Thunder Cat who came in the winner today.    Great race call, my lady!

[Cigarshop]

Congrats to the winner

Very nice race call

[peeptoad]

nice job Thunder Cat!!
Thanks for the race call...

[Dusty]

Congrats THUNDER CAT!!!!

[Roamin]

Thunder Cat, very nice win

[Dusty]

ROAMIN - LOVE your AVATAR!!!