SUPURR SATURDAY: 1/12 ** RESULTS ** @ TURF PARADISE

RUFFIAN · January 13, 2019, 01:43:09 PM

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM TURF PARADISE FOR A ''CHANGE OF PACE''

THE 'PACE' WILL BE CONTESTED IN OUR FEATURE EVENT
HONORING MONTY PYTHON'S FAMOUS SAYING
"AND NOW ~ FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT"

THE ''WINK-WINK-NUDGE-NUDGE'' STAKES

DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN, WILL HAVE 11 EFFERVESCENT
CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO 'NUDGE' HIM OUT
OF THE REPEAT WINNER'S CIRCLE!

A CROWD OF 'REAL QUIET' FANS CAN BE HEARD GIVING A
CELEBRATORY CHEER AS HE PASSES BY IN THE POST PARADE
RETURNING AFTER A BRIEF R & R TIME OUT ~

THE DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AWAY THEY GO IN THE ''WINK-WINK-NUDGE-NUDGE'' STAKES

IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD ~

REAL QUIET ~ EL PRADO ~ BLUNNY
A QUICK-STEPPIN DUSTY NOW JOINING THAT TRIO
TO MAKE IT A FRISKY FOURSOME HEADING INTO THE TURN

THAT QUICK QUARTET IS FOLLOWED BY
CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD CATALINA ~ TIGER DANCER ~ & THUNDER CAT

IT'S WAY BACK TO RUFFIAN, CRUZAN & POST TIME MIKE

===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====

THE PACE HAS QUICKENED DRAMATICALLY AS NOW WE SEE
5 ACROSS THE TRACK WITH REAL QUIET BY A NOSTRIL WHISKER
AHEAD OF EL PRADO ~ BLUNNY ~ TIGER DANCER & DUSTY

IT'S 10 LENGTHS BACK TO CATALINA
FOLLOWED BY CIGARSHOP & PEEPTOAD

THUNDER CAT IS NEXT WITH A BIG GAP BACK TO
POST TIME MIKE ~ RUFFIAN & DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN

=== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ===

REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY & EL PRADO ~ NECK & NECK IN COMMAND

BLUNNY REVVING UP HIS 'ENERGIZER BUNNY BATTERY'
ALONG WITH POST TIME MIKE & PEEPTOAD, ARE NEXT

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP, WITH TIGER DANCER ON
HIS TAIL WHICH SEEMS TO BE PROMPTING A GRIN FROM THE COLT ~

A LENGTH BACK IS THUNDER CAT FOLLOWED BY CATALINA & RUFFIAN

DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN, SHOWING NO ENERGY AT ALL TODAY
SEEMS TO BE BLAZING A TRAIL TO THE DOG HOUSE ALONG WITH PERHAPS,
A YO-YO- FOR CONSOLATION ENTERTAINMENT LATER?

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

A KITTY WHISKER SEPARATES THE DETERMINED TRIO IN FRONT
REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY ~ EL PRADO

BLUNNY ~ POST TIME MIKE & PEEPTOAD ALL IN WITH A GOOD CHANCE
AT SOME PURSE MONEY, THO PROBABLY NOT THE WINNER CIRCLE

THE TIRELESS TENACIOUS TRIO SHOWING NO SIGNS OF TIRING

~ AT THE FINISH LINE ~
ONLY A PHOTO WILL DETERMINE WHOSE NOSE TOUCHED THE WIRE 1st

TOTE BOARD IS LIT UP LIKE AN XMAS TREE!

*** HOLD ALL TICKETS ***

6 JOCKEYS ON PHONES ~ 6 TRAINERS OUT ON THE FIELD
THE TRACK IS BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE AN IMITATION OF
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS

THE CROWD IS GOING WILD SCREAMING OUT NAMES
LADIES HIGH PITCHED ROARS FOR DUSTY, EL PRADO & PEEPTOAD

THE MEN WITH THEIR LOW TONED GROWLS FOR
REAL QUIET ~ BLUNNY & POST TIME MIKE

FINALLY! LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING

OFFICIAL NUMBERS ARE UP ON THE BOARD ~
DISGRUNTLED TRAINERS OFF TO THE BARN ~ SOME TO THE BAR!

*** OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH OF THE ***

''WINK-WINK-NUDGE-NUDGE'' STAKES

DUSTY = $58.80

*By The Slimmest Of Kitty Whiskers!

As The Flamboyant Filly WINKS

At ........

REAL QUIET = $58.10

OUCH! Doesn't Get Much Closer Than This

But ~ As We Know: 'Close' Only Counts In 'HORSESHOES'
The Game, Not The Races!

EL PRADO = $55
*In It Right To The Wire! Great Effort

Time To 'Smell The Flowers'

BLUNNY = $46.90
OMG! Not Again!

Is There Collusion This Colt Has With Gollum?

===== ALSO RAN =====

POST TIME MIKE = $45.40

PEEPTOAD = $41.40

CIGARSHOP = $33.60

TIGER DANCER = $30.60

THUNDER CAT = $28.20

CATALINA = $18.80

RUFFIAN = $14.60

{DC} CRUZAN = $12.60
* Dog House Awaits: Milk Bone Biscuits, Las Vegas Filly Showgirls

YO-YO-DUDE Trophy Too (*PentHouse To Dog House)
Plus: Preventing The RuffZilla Another Key To Her Beloved Cat House!

WE NOW BID YOU A 'WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE' FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, *NON-TEXTING* DRIVE HOME ~

*** NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE ***

SUPURR SATURDAY: 1/12 RESULTS @ TURF PARADISE

RUFFIAN

Cigarshop

peeptoad

Dusty

Catalina