SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 1/12 @ TURF PARADISE !

[RUFFIAN]

                                     

   CONGRATS TO CRUZAN WHO DID HIS 'CRUISIN' RIGHT PAST
THE 2 FEARLESS FILLYS IN FRONT TO HEAD TO THE PRESTIGIOUS
    PENTHOUSE ~ ~ ~  INSTEAD OF THE 'MILK-BONE'MANSION'
                                       

                               VENUE   
   ''AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT''
             " WINK-WINK  NUDGE-NUDGE "        

NO! WE ARE NOT GOING TO MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS!
               BUT WE ARE GOING TO TURF PARADISE!
                                   
                                    
   
YEP!   TIME FOR THE HEAD-SCRATCH-HANDICAP-CHALLENGE!
                                     

     POST TIMES: 2:40 ET // 1:40 CT // 12:40 MT // 11:40 PT

                              FEATURE EVENT
           ''WINK-WINK-NUDGE-NUDGE''  STAKES
                               

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO SEE
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT ~
OR A DQ YOU MAY BE!
                 
O NO SAY IT ISNT SO!

[Cigarshop]

Turfway Park would have been better....only 8 races   

1st:   5       2
2nd:  5       2
3rd:  5        2
4th:  5        2
5th:  5        2
6th:  5        2
7th:  5        2
8th:  5        2

[RUFFIAN]

                                             
{ "...Turfway Park would have been better....only 8 races"  }
=-=-=--=-==-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

  TURFWAY: 8 RACES => ALL CLAIMING

  TURF PARADISE: 8 RACES => 2 ALW + ** 2 STAKES **

                           AS THAT OLE SAYIN GOES:
YA CAN PLEASE SOME OF THE PEEPS SOME OF DA TIME 
          SOME OF THE PEEPS NONE OF THE TIME   
BUT YA RARELY CAN PLEASE *ALL* THE PEEPS *ALL* THE TIME

THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES WHEN THE WINNER'S CHOICE WAS NOT MINE 
                                      THE SOLUTION
        TO RUN WHERE YA LOVE ===> WIN THE DAY! 

[RUFFIAN]

                                     


PURRSNICKETY ~ POWERFUL & PURRFOUND IN PARADISE
                                   OR
         PURRTHETICALLY & PURELY POINTLESS?
                  OR         

R1 = 2  4  5  6  1 <= {9/5 Probable Winner}
EVOLVE         {Dam: BlueGrass CAT}   
KIT(TEN) CHECK
BOILER

R2 = 1  3  2  4  5 <= Spooky Channel {Got One!}   
REVENGE AGAIN   
DOING
RUN

R3 = 9  7  5  1  4
TYPICAL CAT   
REWARD
SONG FROM ABOVE {HONEY}    

R4 = 5  6  4  1 {11 YR OLD!}  9
OOPPER WALLAH {?} 
THIS IS MY STORY {And I'm Stickin 2 It}
REBEL

R5 = 2  8  10  4  5
PRAISE
93
BOOMERANG MISS

R6 = 3  2  1  6  4
ZAMBORA {'Z' Obsessed!} 
INDICATIVE
BUDDUG

R7 = 5  2  6  8  9 <= {Of Course I'd Take CAT #1 But NOT @ 9/5}
KITTEN'S ROYAL {Kitten's Joy!}   
THE GLORY IS ALL MINE {Doubtful With These Pix}   
GATO {Cat} GUAPO {Handsome} 
       

R8 = 5  1  8  6  3
RISKY VENTURE {These Pix}
MORE OF THE SAME {Cats, Grays}
DUPLICATE COPY

[Cigarshop]

Me Lady, not trying to ruff(le) any feathers....I was under the impression that Saturday was the racing program with the best races not the previous weeks winners choice....I'm now truly befuddled.....back to the bar, root beer for everyone....

[peeptoad]

Me Lady, not trying to ruff(le) any feathers....I was under the impression that Saturday was the racing program with the best races not the previous weeks winners choice....I'm now truly befuddled.....back to the bar, root beer for everyone....

I reverted us back to the original rules... you can blame me.

[RUFFIAN]

                                           

CIGARSHOP QUERIES:
''...I was under the impression that Saturday was
the racing program with the best races"

             DEAR SWEET CIGARSHOP   
     I ACTUALLY ENJOY 'RUFFLED FEATHERS'
  GIVES ME A CHANCE TO GROOM MY BIRD!
            

*** TURFWAY:  ALL CLAIMING & MAIDEN
*** TURF PARADISE:   2 STAKES

      ''...not the previous weeks winners choice....''

        FROM THE RULES: POSTED ON MENU   

*** WINNER CHOOSES VENUE FOR FOLLOWING WEEK *** 
                             * EXCEPT TC / BC DAYS
                   *TRAVERS / * ARLINGTON MILLION - ETC
          * SOME RACES ARE CONSIDERED 'TRADITIONAL'       
                     *AND AUTOMATICALLY PLAYED

* OCCASIONALLY, EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES MAY REQUIRE
  THAT THE MODERATOR CHOOSES A DIFFERENT VENUE
              SUCH AS SUDDEN WEATHER CHANGES ~               
                       EXTREME SCRATCHES ETC
             *** FINAL VENUE CHOICE = RUFFIAN ***
           
                    GUIDELINES   

* CHOOSE BEST STAKES CARD OF THE DAY
* CHECK TRACK WEATHER EXTENDED FORECAST!
* IF SEVERAL TRACKS HAVE BIG STAKES DAY ~
* WAIT UNTIL ALL CARDS UP BEFORE DECIDING!
* DISCUSS THE POSSIBILITIES WITH RUFFIAN     
         AFTER REVIEWING ALL OPTIONS
                             ~
"I'm now truly befuddled.....back to the bar, root beer for everyone...."

            BEFUDDLED AIN'T ALWAYS A 'BAD' THING!
                        JUST ASK ELMER FUDD!             
                                 
               
                                       

               
             
                                                 
                           

[Cigarshop]

Peepers could never blame you for anything.... I rarely read or follow the rules now I know them.... took me 7 years 

I reverted us back to the original rules... you can blame me.

[peeptoad]

Peepers could never blame you for anything.... I rarely read or follow the rules now I know them.... took me 7 years 

Fair enough!

[Dusty]

Here goes...

1. 6/1/4
2. 8/9/5
3. 5/4/9
4. 3/8/2
5. 4/9/6
6. 3/6/8
7. 10/3/8
8. 6/10/2




Good LUCK ALL!

[ElPrado]

1)   1  4  2  3  6

2)   9  7  5  4  8

3)   7  2  6  5  8

4)   4  7  2  9  3

5)   4  6  9  1  8

6)   2  8  3  7  6

7)   1  4  9  6  3

   1  4  5  8  2

Good luck everybody!

[ElPrado]

That's ok, cigarshop. You are either missing or feeling tiger dancer. We understand.....

Pssst.... everybody get the cameras ready......Anna one...anna two.....

[peeptoad]

1. 6-5-3
2. 5-8-7
3. 5-8-4
4. 5-2-9
5. 9-1-10
6. 2-8-7
7. 1-10-9
8. 6-4-5

gl!

[Cigarshop]

I really like your choice of words  "feeling tiger dancer"   

That's ok, cigarshop. You are either missing or feeling tiger dancer. We understand.....

Pssst.... everybody get the cameras ready......Anna one...anna two.....

[Catalina]

RACE 1:    2, 5, 6
RACE 2:    5, 7, 4
RACE 3:    8, 5, 9
RACE 4:    9, 1, 7
RACE 5:    1, 5, 9
RACE 6:    8, 6, 3
RACE 7:    7, 3, 9
RACE 8:  10, 4, 6

Good luck to all!