SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 12/08 *RESULTS* @ LOS ALAMITOS

RUFFIAN · December 11, 2018, 09:27:58 AM

**WHO-VILLE RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
FROM LOS ALAMITOS RACETRACK

DECEMBER 8th CELEBRATES AN INTERESTING HOLIDAY!
''PRETEND TO BE A TIME TRAVELER'' DAY
{#1 FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR FOR DR. WHO!}

HONORING THAT HOLIDAY, OUR FEATURE EVENT IS
''THE DR WHO'' STAKES

TAKE A MENTAL JOURNEY IN THE T.A.R.D.I.S
{Time And Relative Dimensions In Space}
TO A DAY WHEN YOU WON, AND RECAPTURE THAT STYLE
TO TRY AND DEFEAT DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER!

WITH THE LATE SCRATCH OF CRUZAN --
WHOSE TECHNICAL ISSUES INTERFERED WITH HIS FLIGHT ~
AND REAL QUIET -- WHOSE TRAINER DID NOT NOTIFY US WHY ~
DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER WILL HAVE A TENACIOUS 10
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT 'ROAR' TO THE WIRE!

AND AWAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN
THE ''DR WHO'' STAKES!

EMERGING FROM THE T.A.R.D.I.S FROM THE JUNGLE, IS THE
'INNER-CHEETAH' OF RUFFIAN ROARING OUT OF THE GATE!

BUT NOT TO LET HER GET AWAY TOO SOON, POST TIME MIKE
HAS JOINED THE FRISKY FAST FILLY ON THE LEAD

THUNDER CAT IS STARTING TO GET INTO HER BEST STRIDE
NOW JOINED BY CIGARSHOP
WITH BLUNNY -&- PEEPTOAD
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK

THE REMAINING FIVE ARE PLAYING
A SNAIL-SLOW-START GAME SO FAR OF:
''WE WILL CATCH UP LATER WHEN IT COUNTS!''

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

THINGS HAVE CHANGED DRAMATICALLY!
RUFFIAN SPOOKED AT SOME 'IMAGINARY' ITEM ON THE TRACK
BACKING UP BADLY AS POST TIME MIKE TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF HER UNFORTUNATE MISSTEP ~ HAS THE LEAD TO HIMSELF

BUT THAT GLORY LASTING A FEW SECONDS -- AS BLUNNY WITH
AN APPARENTLY FULLY HIGHLY CHARGED BATTERY HAS HOPPED
RIGHT ON BY TO TAKE TOTAL COMMAND OF A HUGE LEAD NOW!

IT'S 8 LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP & POST TIME MIKE
THUNDER CAT & RUFFIAN ARE NEXT

A FINICKY FRUSTRATED FOURSOME ARE ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK
TIGER DANCER, CATALINA, ROAMIN & PEEPTOAD

DOIN A SLOW MOVIN SNAIL SAMBA ~ DUSTY & EL PRADO ARE
SNOOZIN ALONG AT THE BACK ~ BUT IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO
AND WITH THE T.A.R.D.I.S ACCESSIBLE ~
WHO KNOWS WHO MIGHT EMERGE AT THE FINAL FINISH LINE!

~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~

BLUNNY CONTINUES TO ''HOP-ALONG'' IN THE LEAD BUT
SEEMS TO BE LOSING SOME OF HIS BODACIOUS-BUNNY-TUDE
AS A CALCULATING CIGARSHOP IS CLOSING IN QUICKLY!

THESE 2 COMPETITIVE COMBATIVE COLTS
ARE NOW LOCKED IN A BRISK BATTLE TO THE WIRE

RUFFIAN SUDDENLY LOCATED HER MISSING 'INNER-CHEETAH'
WHO HAD WANDERED OFF RIGHT OUT OF THE TURN ~
NOW ROARING RIGHT BACK INTO CONTENTION CLOSING
IN ON THE 2 CANTANKEROUS COLTS IN THE LEAD!

POST TIME MIKE AND THUNDER CAT ARE RIGHT ON RUFFIAN'S TAIL

BUT IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD!

A TIRING TRIO OF ROAMIN, PEEPTOAD AND A DISAPPOINTED
DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER-DANCER WHO NOW SEES
ANY CHANCE OF A REPEAT ROAR TO VICTORY
DISAPPEARING FAR AHEAD IN THE DISTANCE

CATALINA IS STRUGGLING WITH THE SURFACE OF THIS TRACK

EL PRADO & DUSTY ARE DOING THE SUPER-SLOW-SNAIL-SALSA
IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE AFTER VEERING OFF ACCIDENTALLY,
WHEN ACCIDENTALLY ENTERING THE T.A.R.D.I.S

~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~

THE BOISTEROUS BATTLE OF THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY
AND THE SMOKIN-HOT CIGARSHOP RAGES ON WITH THE
2 COURAGEOUS, CONTENTIOUS COLTS NECK & NECK ~
NEITHER ONE GIVING UP OR GIVING IN

IT'S 7 LENGTHS BACK TO A TRIO OF CONTENDERS WHO STILL
HAVE A GOOD CHANCE AT SOME OF THE PURSE MONEY
RUFFIAN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ THUNDER CAT

OUT OF CONTENTION ANOTHER 6 LENGTHS BACK
ROAMIN, PEEPTOAD, DEFENDING CHAMP TIGER DANCER

FOLLOWED BY CATALINA, EL PRADO & A DAUNTED DEFEATED DUSTY

THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS THE WIRE IS JUST AHEAD
A BODACIOUS BUNNY -&- A SMOKIN CIGARSHOP

WHOSE NOSE WILL TOUCH THE WIRE FIRST
AND WHO WILL BE WEARING THE BRIDESMAID GOWN TONIGHT?

TOO CLOSE TO CALL FOLKS! HOLD ALL TICKETS!
**PHOTO FINISH**

STEWARDS EXAMINING THE REPLAY
OBJECTIONS BY JOCKEY -&- TRAINER

*OBJECTION DISMISSED OF 'INTERFERENCE IN FINAL FURLONG'

$$--OFFICIAL ''DR WHO'' STAKES RESULTS--$$
{Report Any Objections To: Supurr-In-Tendent-In-Charge}
[email protected]

1st ~ BLUNNY === $59.60
Out Of The T.A.R.D.I.S ~ Into The PentHouse!
~WINNER / KING OF THE REALM~
........

2nd ~ CIGARSHOP === $53.50
*When A Longer Nose Makes All The Difference!

3rd ~ POST TIME MIKE === $45.90
*Super-Speedy-Start ~ Sluggish
Then Sizzle To Gather the Flowers
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ RUFFIAN === $44.80
*Cheetah Speed Out Of The Gate ~
Snooze Fest MidWay ~ ReAwakened
~RING-BEARER~

~~ALSO RAN~~

THUNDER CAT === $42.50

ROAMIN === $28.50

PEEPTOAD === $24.20

{DC}TIGER DANCER === $23.60
*Turtle-Tango Instead Of Sizzle Shimmy!

CATALINA === $18

EL PRADO === $14.20

DUSTY = $11.50
*Heading To Cat House For Catnip -&- Chippendales!
Coulda Been Her Plan All Along?

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CALIFORNIA
WITH A REMINDER TO BUCKLE UP, LEAVE PHONE ALONE
STAY SOBER -&- SENSIBLE WITH A SAFE DRIVE HOME!

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 12/08 RESULTS @ LOS ALAMITOS

RUFFIAN

Cigarshop

Dusty

RUFFIAN

blunny

RUFFIAN

Catalina