This Fashionable Fanatical Fussy Feline
Fears Her Fabulous Fastidious “Fur”
Being Anything But Fresh, Fantastic + Fluffy
The Threat Of Water Wetting Her Wondrous Whiskertude
Is Utterly Unacceptable!
That Is Why The Cautious Careful Cat Chose
To Keep Clear Of Malevolent Mud Flying Off
The Hellacious Hooves Of Those Ahead...
Staying Far Back Assured Her Of Returning
To The Barn ~ Fresh ~ Fastidious & Fine
For Any Stallions Who May Be Watching!
And, By Keeping Her “Inner- Cheetah” Contained
Helped Her Spectacular Supurr-Star Stablemate {aka: Dusty}
Douse The Competition
For A Resplendent Rousing Repeat Victory Gallop!
Of Course The Added Incentive Of Colossal Catnip
And Charismatic Chippendale Dancers May Have
Added To Her PurrrSickety PurrrFect Plan For A
Rambunctious Recurring Return To The Cat House
Where She Hopes To Hold Onto Her 2017 Key!
