SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 8/25 *RESULTS * @ SARATOGA

RUFFIAN · August 27, 2018, 09:13:55 PM

**WOOF-WOOF RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR 'SPA' SATURDAY
IT'S TRAVERS DAY ~ A FULL MOON
AND ---> NATIONAL DOG DAY

HONORING THAT HOLIDAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
THE ''WOOF-WOOF-WOOF" STAKES

SO THE QUESTION AT THE END OF THE DAY WILL BE
DID A 'COLT-DOG' HOWL AT THE FULL MOON IN GLEE
~ OR ~
A FELINE FILLY ROAR IN IRONIC KITTEN JOY DELIGHT

DEFENDING CHAMP ---> RUFFIAN
WILL HAVE TO BRING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' A GAME
AS SHE FACES 11 CHALLENGERS, ALL INTENDING
TO PREVENT A REPEAT ROAR TO THE WIRE!

THE TENACIOUS TWELVE ARE LOCKED -&- LOADED

AND AWAY THEY GO IN
THE ''WOOF-WOOF-WOOF'' STAKES

WITH A MIGHTY 'HOWL' RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE,
IT IS ---> POST-TIME-MIKE
HOOFIN -&- WOOFIN LIKE 'MIGHTY-DOG'
LEAVING THE REST OF THE FIELD HUFFIN -&- PUFFIN
TRYING TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY LEADER INTO THE TURN!

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

WELL THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR A DRAMATIC CHANGE

IN THE 'WINX' OF AN EYE ....
WITH A FLASHY FLOURISH OF FILLY FIERCENESS
CATALINA HAS ROARED RIGHT ON BY POST-TIME-MIKE
AS IF HE WERE TROTTING IN SLOW MOTION!

SHE HAS OPENED UP A HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER THE FIELD
AS IF BEING GUIDED BY PEGASUS LENDING INVISIBLE WINGS!

POST TIME MIKE RECOVERING FROM A REACTION TO WHAT
MUST HAVE SEEMED LIKE A METEOR FLYING BY HIM, HAS
REGAINED HIS COLT COMPOSURE AND NOW IS CHASING
THE FREAKISHLY FAST FILLY IN FRONT

IT'S 13 LENGTHS BACK TO REAL QUIET, WHO IS FOLLOWED BY
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ PEEPTOAD
THIS TRIO IS SEVERAL LENGTHS IN FRONT OF CIGARSHOP ~ EL PRADO
IT'S ANOTHER BIG GAP BACK TO DUSTY ~ CRUZAN

AND WAY FAR BACK JUST MEANDERING ALONG LIKE
2 FALTERING FINICKY FELINES IS THE 'BIG-CAT' DUO OF
TIGER DANCER -&- DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN WHO IS
SHOWING NO SIGNS OF BRINGING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
ALONG TO INSPIRE ANY SIGNS OF SPEED TODAY!

~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~

A CONVINCINGLY CONFIDENT CATALINA IS JUST ROARING ALONG
EXTENDING HER LEAD EVEN MORE WITH WHAT MAY JUST BE
A NEW TRACK RECORD BY THE TIME THIS FEARLESS FILLY IS THRU

SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
LOOKING BACK AT THE 11 CHASING THE FILLY IN FRONT
AS A BODACIOUS BLURRR IS FLYING UP THE RAIL,
PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER -- AS IF THEY WERE
JUST TROTTING ALONG ON A SATURDAY STROLL

IT IS A POWERFULLY PERSUASIVE PEEPTOAD
LEAPING INTO 2nd PLACE AS SHE PASSES
POST TIME MIKE WHO APPEARS A BIT LEG WEARY

DUSTY FINALLY AWAKENED HER FELINE FRISKY-NESS NOW
MOVING INTO 4th BUT STILL AT LEAST 15 LENGTHS BEHIND
POST TIME MIKE -- WHO IS CHASING PEEPTOAD BUT NOT GAINING
GROUND ON THE 2 FIERCELY FAST FILLYS IN FRONT OF HIM

7 LENGTHS BEHIND DUSTY,
CIGARSHOP -&- EL PRADO ARE
STRUGGLING TO CATCH UP TO
THE FERVENT FILLY DUO IN FRONT

REAL QUIET IS NEXT -- 3 LENGTHS BACK
IT'S ANOTHER 6 LENGTHS BACK TO
BLUNNY ~ THUNDER CAT ~ CRUZAN

SO FAR BACK WE NEED BINOCULARS TO FIND THEM ~

THE BELABORING BIG CAT DUO IS IN A RACE OF THEIR OWN,
RESEMBLING A DAY AT THE TURTLE RACES!
TIGER DANCER -&- RUFFIAN IN A RACE TO THE CAT HOUSE!

~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~

CATALINA JUST MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE RACE PUTTING
ON A DRAMATIC DISPLAY OF DOMINATING DETERMINATION
TO BREAK THE TRACK RECORD ~

PEEPTOAD RUNNING HER BEST RACE IN RECENT MEMORY
IS ALL OUT TRYING TO MAKE A MATCH RACE OUT OF THIS
BUT THE FLAMBOYANT FLAWLESS FILLY IN FRONT IS HAVING
NONE OF IT AS SHE EXTENDS HER LEAD EVEN MORE ~

POST TIME MIKE WHOSE SUPER SPEED OUT OF THE GATE
MOVED HIM TO THE FRONT AT FIRST, HAS STRUGGLED TO
HOLD ON FOR COLT PRIDE ON NATIONAL DOG DAY AND
THE 'WOOF-WOOF-WOOF' STAKES BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HIS
EFFORT WILL ONLY HAVE HIM HOLDING FLOWERS
INSTEAD OF THE 'NATIONAL DOG DAY' TROPHY!

DUSTY HAS ENOUGH OF A LEAD OVER CIGARSHOP
TO EASILY STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

THE ARRIVAL OF THE WIRE WILL BRING WITH IT
A NEW TRACK RECORD, A NEW LEADER FOR THE
CAIXA ELETRONICA AWARD JUST 4 DAYS AFTER RUFFIAN
'STOLE' IT FROM CATALINA ~ PROVING THAT 'TURNABOUT IS
FAIR PLAY' EVEN IN HORSE RACING CIRCLES OR OVALS!

THE IRONY OF THE RESULTS: IT IS NATIONAL DOG DAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE WOOF-WOOF-WOOF STAKES

AND YET IT IS 2 FANTASTICALLY FAST FELINE FILLYS WHO
MEOW & ROAR AT THE ''COLT-DOG-CREW' BEHIND THEM WHO
WILL JUST HAVE TO HOWL AT THE FULL MOON IN DOG-DAY-DISMAY

$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$

1st ~ CATALINA === $201.10
*New Track Record: New Leader For Caixa Eletronica Award
~WINNER / MIZZZ MONEY BAGS~

2nd ~ PEEPTOAD === $125.50
*Best Effort By Far In Recent Memory
That Would Be A Win On Any Other Day
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
......

3rd ~ POST TIME MIKE === $102.50
*Superb Speed At Start
Maintained Position Strongly Throughout
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ DUSTY === $81.00
*Supurrr Slow Start ~ Resounding Roar In Final Furlongs!
*Steals "The Precious" Easily
~RING-THIEF~

~~ALSO RAN~~

CIGARSHOP === $66.50

EL PRADO === $65.30

REAL QUIET === $55.90

BLUNNY === $38.10

THUNDER CAT === $37.00

CRUZAN === $31.40

TIGER DANCER === $19.30

{DC} RUFFIAN === $11.60
*CAT HOUSE & A YO-YO-MAMA TROPHY! (PentHouse To Cat-House)
A Colossal Case Of Catnip Is Awaiting A Grumbling Grouchy Grumpy-Cat!
Someone Seems Deliberately Determined To KEEP Her 2017 Cat-House-Key

~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 8/25 RESULTS @ SARATOGA

RUFFIAN

Cigarshop

Dusty

Catalina

Real Quiet

peeptoad

ElPrado

PostTimeMike

Catalina