MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS - 8/22 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR

[RUFFIAN]

       
      **CONGRATS TO ---> 
THE EXCEPTIONALLY 'ENERGIZED-BLUNNY' 
    WHO ONCE AGAIN HOPPED ACROSS THE FINISH LINE
MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN OF A VERY 'GRUMPY-CAT' RUFFIAN
     LOSING BY THE SLIMMEST OF CHEETAH WHISKERS!
                                       
THIS WAS THE 2nd IN A ROW FOR BLUNNY WHO NOW WILL
              RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY!
                                       
   
  VENUE:  DEL MAR ~ WHERE ELSE!
IF IT WORKED FOR BLUNNY TWICE ....
  WHY NOT 3rd TIME THE CHARM 

FEATURE EVENT: ''WILL HE OR WON'T HE'' STAKES
                                       

POST TIMES:  2 PM PACIFIC // 3 PM MT // 4 PM CT // 5 PM ET

*** MAKE UP BOTS FROM AUGUST 1st CANCELLATION ***


**SCORE-KEEPER:**
FROM THE CONTROVERSIAL CAT HOUSE, IT WILL BE ~TIGER DANCER~
WALLOWING IN CATNIP ~ MEOW MIX -&- CHIPPENDALE DANCERS!
                                       :chickendance:
HOPEFULLY,  ALL THAT WILL NOT CAUSE AN OVERDOSE OR
THE INABILITY TO CORRECTLY ADD UP THE RESULTS TOTALS!


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
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BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR & SEE = D.Q.
             

[RUFFIAN]

                                         


DEVIOUS ~ DARING & DECEPTIVE
TRYING TO STOP THE BLUNNY
                 
CAN THESE DUBIOUS DECISIONS
BRING ME SOME BIG WINNIN MONEY? $$$

R1 >>>   5  4  1  2  6
MY BLUEBELL (Gray)
BLOSSOM TRAIL MISS
SIBERIAN IRIS


R2 >>>   6  2  4  3  5
EASY KEEPER
GUNMETAL GRAY
DARK PRINCE


R3 >>> 7  1  4  3  5
MAJESTIC AUTHORITY {aka: Alpha Mare! Layla}
GYPSY BLU
WISHFUL


R4 >>>   3  4  5  2  1
DATA STORM KITTY   
DISCREET DIVA
ARCHANA


R5 >>>   8  6  10  1  2
MONGOLIAN CHEETAH   
(Gray / Dam By Holy Bull!)
TENGS RHYTHM
BELLE MONTE


R6 >>>   2  5  1  3  7
EXOTIC GHOST (Gray)
EL TOVAR
SAVE GROUND


R7 >>>   5  3  6  4  1
GRECIAN FIRE (Dam By: Kitten's Joy) 
SOI PHET (Just Keeps On Truckin! Amazing!)
ISOTHERM


R8 >>>   3  2  10  7  4
HOLLYWOOD DANCER
COLORE ME MONEY
RHETT BUTLER
(Frankly Mah Dear, I Don't Give A ~)
               

[Dusty]

HOPING MY Streak rolls on... my nemesis DelMar...is he tamed???

1. 5/1/4
2. 2/4/1
3. 4/2/5
4. 2/8/9
5. 6/7/9
6. 8/4/3
7. 3/5/2
8. 7/10/5

Good LUCK ALL!!! Best of LUCK to Soi Phet!!!!

[THUNDER CAT]

Cave Springs Ranch

1 -- 1, 6, 5
2 -- 1, 4, 7
3 -- 5, 6, 2
4 -- 8, 1, 5
5 -- 2, 10, 7
6 -- 5, 1, 3
7 -- 3, 1, 2
8 -- 7, 6, 9

[blunny]

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 1, 6, 5
2 -- 4, 7, 3
3 -- 6, 5, 7
4 -- 8, 1, 5
5 -- 2, 10, 7
6 -- 1, 5, 3
7 -- 1, 3, 2
8 -- 6, 7, 9

[cruzan200246]

R1. 3-1-5
R2. 3-7-1
R3. 3-5-6
R4. 4-5-8
R5.. 5-7-2
R6. 9-5-6
R7. 3-2-1
R8. 3-5-6

[TIGER DANCER]

   


~~SINGING AND BLINGING
          DANCING -N- PRANCING
      FUN IN THE SUN -&- READY TO RUN


R-1:  4 - 1 - 5

R-2:  4 - 3 - 2

R-3:  4 - 5 - 7

R-4:  3 - 4 - 7 - 9

R-5:  1 - 7 - 4

R-6:  2 - 4 - 3

R-7:  3 - 6 - 1

R-8:  4 - 1 - 9 - 3

      :chickendance:     

[Cigarshop]

Is it Wednesday?  Is it?

#1: 6,1
#2: 2,7
#3: 6,7
#4: 8,7
#5: 9,10
#6: 3,1
#7: 1,3
#8: 7,6

[ElPrado]

Scratches

R 4)  2, 6, 10, 12

R 5)  3, 6

R 7)  4, 5

That's all so far.

[Catalina]

RACE 1   - 2, 1, 6
RACE 2   - 1, 3, 7
RACE 3   - 1, 2, 6
RACE 4   - 11, 5, 1
RACE 5   - 8, 1, 2
RACE 6   - 5, 9, 3
RACE 7   - 6, 1, 3
RACE 8   - 1, 5, 4

Good luck to all!

[ElPrado]

R1) 3  1  6  4

R2)  2  4  6  7

R3)  4  5  7  2

R4)  8  5  1  7

R5)  4  7  1  5

R6)  7  2  6  9

R7)  3  6  2  1

R8)  5   1  2  4

That's all folks!

Also, check scratches again later for yourself, I have Dr's appt. 
🐈

[Cigarshop]

I know the mighty all powerful Oz aka Ruffzilla gets her whiskers frosted but yesterday I had my best day since I've joined here 148 years ago.  5 winners, 1 second, 1 third ~~ not sure how I finished because 2 had that big priced winner... that's ok though because I cashed quite a bit in my ADW account

[ElPrado]

Yeah, I was within a coin flip of getting the winner of the 8th, too. She was nearly singing a different song. Still had it to show.
🙄

[TIGER DANCER]

  **MM - BOTS @ DEL MAR RESULTS** 

PRODUCTION


TIGER DANCER HERE ....
SEQUESTERED AWAY IN THE SECRET TIGER LAIR
  {Cigar is Still trying to find this Hidden Gem} 

I'VE GOT A FRESH BATCH OF, ..... SOME LIQUID COURAGE 
    ....


AND MY BLINGY ACCOUTREMENTS
TO SCORE, TALLY -&- REPORT RESULTS





  GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MID-WEEK MAYHEM AT DEL MAR
  ... AND BONUS BOTS AS WELL ...

~FILLY KITTIES -VS- COLT DOGS~



   TODAY ... THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY
     WILL BE GOING FOR A "3-PEAT"
IN THE ~WILL HE OR WON'T HE STAKES~
   


SO ON WITH THE SHOW
                           AND AWAAAAAAAY THEY GO ....



ONCE UPON A TIME..... SOME PLACE NOT FAR AWAY
    AT A RACETRACK KNOWN AS DEL MAR
         THE COLTS AND FILLIES CAME OUT TO PLAY

PLAYERS THERE WERE NINE
IT'S TIME TO GET IN LINE
THE COLTS WERE HOT TO TROT
AND THE FILLIES LOOKING FINE

         


HICKORY DICKERY DOCK
SOME MICE RAN UP A CLOCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE..... {REAL QUIET??}
AND THE REST SAID .... W-T-F   
    



LITTLE MISS MUFFET
    SAT ON HER TUFFET
EATING HER CURDS N WHEY
{AND JUST WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS STUFF ANYWAY? 
       Basically ---> Cottage Cheese!!
High in protein, Low in sugars And Gluten Free I suppose??}
     .... BUT I DIGRESS

SO LITTLE MISS MUFFET
WAS JUST SITTING AROUND
EATING A BOWL OF SLOP
ALONG CAME A COLT  -- {CIGAR}
WHO TOOK OFF WITH A BOLT
CUZ HE WAS TOO DARN SCARED OF THE SPIDER!!
------------------> 



HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE
THE TIGER JUMPED OVER THE MOON.
THE LITTLE COLTS LAUGHED
TO SEE SUCH A SIGHT ,
AND A BLUNNY RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
....
              




MARY, MARY -- QUITE CONTRARY
HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW??
WITH CATNIP PLANTS ~
DANDY LIONS ~
AND CAT TAILS ALL IN A ROW
{I Wonder Whose Garden This is}        
 
                     


   THREE - SIX - NINE
THE GOOSE DRANK LOTS OF WINE --> {OR WAS THAT DUSTY??} 
CIGAR SMOKED HIS TOBACCO
HOPING NOT TO GET A FINE
 

... THE GOOSE GOT LOOSE
ALL U COULD SEE WAS HIS CABOOSE
AS HE WADDLED DOWN THE TRACK
AND TRIED TO CROSS THE LINE ....
----->



    BEWILDERED AND CONFUSED YET 
     SO WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN ANYWAY.....
{TIGER HAD A BIT TOO MUCH BUBBBLY AND CATNIP LEAVES!!} 

WELL, LET'S BREAK IT DOWN FOR YA'LL...

TIGER WAS OUT AND AWAY
THEN CIGAR BOLTED FROM A SPIDER
TIGER JUMPED OVER THE MOON
AND LANDED BACK ON THE TRACK....
SEVERAL LENGTHS AHEAD OF CIGAR

RUFF WAS TENDING HER GARDEN
DUSTY AND THE GOOSE GOT DRUNK

BLUNNY FELL DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
CRUZAN MUST'VE FOLLOWED BLUNNY
AND WAS LATER FOUND... PASSED OUT
ON THE BEACHES OF DEL MAR

WITH MICE SCURRYING AROUND,
A GOOSE ON THE LOOSE,
  A MENACING SPIDER
          PLUS -- REPORTS OF A
PERPLEXED PEEPTOAD SITTING ON A LILY PAD
AND A RAVEN CIRCLING THE TRACK ...
SQUAWKING -- NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE
THIS WAS ALL TOO MUCH DISTRACTION FOR:
EL PRADO ~ THUNDER CAT ~ CATALINA ...
AND THEY ENDED UP IN THE BOTTOM NINE
A LITTLE LEG WEARY, BUT STILL LOOKING FINE!!

AS FOR POST-TIME-MIKE ....
HE WAS RELAXING IN THE STANDS
TAKING IN ALL THIS CRAZY NONSENSE
AND TAKING NOTES FOR A POD-CAST
LATER THIS EVENING

          



~THE PAWS THAT BEAT THE 3-PEAT~
     

... A TRIP FROM CAT-HOUSE TO PENTHOUSE ==>
                       ~YO-YO MAMA~
               
   AND BOTS VICTORY FOR THE FILLY KITTYS   
                 



    $$--OFFICIAL TOTALS--$$


1st ~ TIGER DANCER ----> $95.60
~GRANDE DAME de DEL MAR~


2nd ~ CIGARSHOP ----> 70.50
*Trying to blend in ... Hiding from ....
~BRIDESMAID~ ....



3rd ~ RUFFIAN ----> 68.60
~Master Gardner~
~FLOWER-BEARER~




4th ~ DUSTY ----> 48.20
~RING-THIEF~


    ~~ALSO RAN~~


{DC}BLUNNY === $35.10
**Did recieve a Frosted Whisker Award
===>


EL PRADO === $33.20

THUNDER CAT === $32.00

CATALINA === $14.80

CRUZAN === $7.20
Didn't quite make it to the Dog-House...

                              **Beach Patrol took him home...
                             


~~Race Call -&- Graphics By:
                                 TIGER DANCER~~

   

[Cigarshop]

Me Lady Le Tigre it was worth the wait, your race call flawless just like your body & soul..The graphications perfecto.... BUT about this quote

"Cigar is Still trying to find this Hidden Gem"   I'm sure your "gem" is as lovely as you & one day I shall find it

Oh yeah congrats on the victory, it's an honor to have you on top of me