SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/14 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA

RUFFIAN · July 16, 2018, 01:39:00 PM

**RESULTS**

GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME TO
SUPURRR SATURDAY @ INDIANA GRAND

CELEBRATING: 'NATIONAL PANDEMONIUM DAY'
OF COURSE, OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
THE 'PANDEMONIUM' STAKES
OR AS SOME FANS PREFER TO CALL IT
THE 'PANDA-MOAN-IUM' STAKES

DEFENDING CHAMP ---> THUNDER CAT
WILL HAVE 9 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
A REPEAT 'ROAR' TO THE WIRE

CIGARSHOP IS A LATE SCRATCH, AND RUMOR SUGGESTS THAT
HE IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE,
TO BOTHER WITH SOMETHING AS MUNDANE AS A HORSE RACE!
(*UNDERSTANDABLE AS HE IS HANGIN OUT WITH JACK DANIELS
AND JIM BEAM, ALONG WITH LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS!)

10 ARE IN THE GATE
WITHOUT MUCH 'CHAOS'
ON PANDEMONIUM DAY

AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO
IN THE ''PANDEMONIUM'' STAKES ...

IT'S A FRISKY FOURSOME OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
PEEPTOAD ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ REAL QUIET ~ CRUZAN

THIS QUARTET IS FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN + BLUNNY

TRAILING THE FIELD HEADING INTO THE TURN ARE
TIGER DANCER ~ CATALINA ~ THUNDER CAT ~ DUSTY

~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~

THE ORIGINAL FRISKY FOUR HAS SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A
LONER ON THE LEAD AS DUSTY HAS ROCKETED TO THE FRONT
WITH AN AMAZING SURGE OF SPEED + POWER

AROUND 7 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FEISTY FILLY IS THE
'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WHOSE BATTERY IS ON 'FULLY-CHARGED'

IT'S A FIERCELY FAST FILLY TRIO GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT & CATALINA
WHO ARE JUST A NECK AHEAD OF THE DANCING TIGER

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE:
POST TIME MIKE ~ RUFFIAN ~ CRUZAN + REAL QUIET

~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~

THE FURIOUSLY FAST FILLY AT THE FRONT
IS QUICKLY FADING LIKE LAST WEEK'S FRESH FRUIT
LOSING GROUND AT AN ALARMING RATE!

TAKING COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE LEAD IS --> PEEPTOAD
WHO NOW HAS LEAPED HER WAY TO THE FRONT
BY AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS!

BLUNNY + DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT
FOLLOWED BY DUSTY + TIGER DANCER

IT'S ANOTHER 7 LENGTHS BACK TO CATALINA + CRUZAN WITH
REAL QUIET, RUFFIAN + POST TIME MIKE LANGUISHING LAST

~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~

IT'S A FIERCELY FRISKY FAST FILLY IN TOTAL COMMAND BY AN
EVER INCREASING LEAD OVER WHAT NOW IS PROVING TO BE A
RUNAWAY-RACE WITH NO CHALLENGERS AT ALL HEADING TO THE WIRE

PEEPTOAD CONTINUES TO LEAP + FROLIC ON THE LEAD ~
GLANCING BACK OVER HER SHOULDER TO SEE A DISTANT
NOT-SO-ENERGIZED- BLUNNY + A THUNDER CAT WHOSE ROAR
IS NOW JUST A PURRRRR AS THIS DAWDLING DUO ARE LOCKED
IN A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN FOR THE 2nd PLACE MONEY

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY + TIGER DANCER WHO ARE
NECK + NECK IN A PERSNICKETY PURSUIT OF ''THE PRECIOUS''

WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD, THERE IS NO DOUBT AT ALL WHO
WILL 'LEAP' PROUDLY IN THE WINNER CIRCLE TONIGHT!

A PHOTO WILL DETERMINE WHO WEARS THE BRIDESMAID GOWN ~
WHO WILL TAKE THE TIME TO SMELL THE FLOWERS ~
AND WHO WILL STEAL ''THE PRECIOUS''

STEWARDS ARE TAKING A VERY LONG TIME
TO POST OFFICIAL RESULTS
LIGHTS HAVE FINALLY STOPPED FLASHING
AND WE NOW KNOW WHAT TOOK SO LONG ...

**IT'S A DEAD HEAT FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY!**

DEFENDING CHAMP THUNDER CAT + THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
FELINE + BUNNY WHISKERS TOUCHING THE WIRE IN TANDEM
WHICH LEAVES DUSTY HOLDING THE FLOWERS
AND TIGER DANCER STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$

1st ~ PEEPTOAD === $83.80
*Powerful + Persistent By Leaps + Bounds!
Created Contentious Calamitous Chaos On Pandemonium Day!
~WINNER~

DEAD HEAT FOR 2nd:
{DC}THUNDER CAT + BLUNNY === $57.00
*Nobody Was Gonna Catch The 'Leaping Leader'
~BRIDESMAIDS~

3rd ~ DUSTY === $41.80
*Due To DH For The Bridesmaid Award
Dusty Frolics In Flowers
~FLORAL FELINE~

4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $40.20
*Clever + Conniving Course To Steal 'The Precious'
~RING-THIEF~

~~ALSO RAN~~

CATALINA === $32.80

CRUZAN === $30.00

REAL QUIET === $25.40

RUFFIAN === $20.80
*Missed The Cat House By A Frustrating Feline Whisker

POST TIME MIKE === $20.00
*Dog House Awaits With Doggie Biscuits, Jack Daniels + Jim Beam

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM INDIANA
WISHING ALL A NOT-SO-PANDEMONIUM-FILLED-DAY!

PANDEMONIUM APPEARS WHETHER OR NOT WE WANT IT
IT IS NOT WITHIN OUR POWER TO AFFECT THE UNIVERSE
ONLY OUR OWN REACTION TO IT!

~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 7/14 RESULTS @ INDIANA

RUFFIAN

Catalina

Real Quiet

PostTimeMike

Cigarshop