MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ JUNE 13 + *RESULTS* @ INDIANA GRAND

Started by RUFFIAN, June 10, 2018, 04:41:34 PM

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RUFFIAN

      :forruffian:
   **CONGRATS TO ---> DUSTY   :celebrate:
WHO MADE A MOCKERY OF THE RACE -- EXCEPT
  THE ONLY ONES LAUGHING WERE HER FANS!
     :happy:   :lmao:    :happy:


   VENUE CHOICE:  INDIANA GRAND ==> RACES 1-8 ONLY
:lightbulb: **DO NOT INCLUDE RACE 9 = QUARTER HORSES** :lightbulb:

            FEATURE EVENT ON JUNE 13TH WILL BE
                    :evil:  ''LUCKY #13''  STAKES  :evil:



POST TIMES:  2:05 ET // 1:05 CT // 12:05 MT // 11:05 AM PT

    SCORE-KEEPER:
CLUTCHING THE CAT HOUSE KEY SO TIGHTLY THAT NOBODY
ELSE CAN MANAGE TO PRY IT AWAY FROM HER,  ---> ~RUFFIAN~
AMIDST CATNIP ~ CAT CHOW ~ CHIPPENDALES!
                                         :chickendance:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
BEST TO READ EM THRU
RATHER THAN NOT + ERRR
THEN FROWN WHEN SEE D.Q.
                   :flaming:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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RUFFIAN

#1
        :forruffian:

IRASCIBLE ~ INSIGHTFUL ~ IMAGINATIVE + IDIOTIC @ INDIANA


R1 >>>   1  7  4  9  5
FARMERS ONLY

RYMAN
MINI CHUNK

R2 >>>   5  3  8  7  6
PASS THE BISCUITS

TWO BIRDS ONE STONE (aka: Animal Cruelty!)   :flaming:
ALGO FIRST (As Usual = aka: Alpha Mare)


R3 >>>   8  7  10  4  3
PEGASUS ON THE GO

FLASHIN THE FLOWERS
EXPRESS WIN


R4 >>>   5  1  4  6  2
BIZZEE MISCHIEF  :evil:

ORBELLINA
EASY VICTORY


R5 >>>   1  6  8  11  9
DISTORTED JUSTICE

BOILER BABE
FAITH IN AMERICA


R6 >>>   6  4  5  7  2
SAUCY DAME

CAREER GIRL
CHAMADE


R7 >>>   1  6  11  12  2
I'M IN TROUBLE

BOLD CONCEPT
STAR OF HONEY


R8 >>>   1  9  4  8  5
KITTEN STREET
(Kitten's Joy Of Course)
     :forruffian:

YOUR DECISION NOT MINE (Animal Kingdom!)  :girlkiss:
RETURN IN GLORY
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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Dusty

Okay....here goes...

1. 3/6/10
2. 3/5/6
3. 4/6/9
4. 7/8/3
5. 5/9/7
6. 2/1/10
7. 5/1/2
8. 6/10/3

Good LUCK ALL!
May they run with the wind

Catalina

RACE 1   - 1, 3, 7
RACE 2   - 4, 3, 5
RACE 3   - 5, 4, 3
RACE 4   - 2,6,1,
RACE 5   - 2, 8, 6
RACE 6   - 2, 4, 10
RACE 7   - 8, 2, 10
RACE 8   - 9, 11, 6

Good luck to all!

blunny

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 3, 9, 1
2 -- 8, 4, 3
3 -- 6, 1/1a, 5
4 -- 8, 6, 2
5 -- 11, 9, 8
6 -- 7, 1, 9
7 -- 2, 6, 1
8 -- 10, 3, 6

Rolling Thunder

Cigarshop

1st:  6,3
2nd: 6,3
3rd: 6,3
4th: 8,9
5th: 9,8
6th: 1,7
7th: 1,7
8th: 3,2

THUNDER CAT

Cave Springs Ranch

1 -- 3, 9, 1
2 -- 8, 4, 3
3 -- 1/1a, 6, 5
4 -- 6, 8, 2
5 -- 9, 11, 8
6 -- 7, 1, 9
7 -- 6, 7, 1
8 -- 3, 10, 6
Lost Springs Ranch

blunny

Race 8 should read    3, 6, 10
Rolling Thunder

cruzan200246

R1.7-9-3
R2. 5-1-7
R3. 7-5-4
R4. 6-7-8
R5. 5-9-11
R6. 12-7-14
R7. 5-7-8
R8. 9-7-5
Who gone before, who gone already that's my inspiration to carry on
 https://i.imgur.com/HnhGnIH.jpg

RUFFIAN

                                     :forruffian:


                            TIGER DANCER PIX:
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES BEYOND CONTROL  :banghead:
      I AM POSTING TIGER DANCER PIX FOR HER
=======================================

R1
4-7-9-6-10

R2
7-6-5-4-8

R3
7-4-6-10-3

R4
3-1-7-5-6

R5
6-11-1-6-5

R6
10-11-1-6-5

R7
6-8-4-2-12

R8
9-4-1-5-8
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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RUFFIAN

                                          :forruffian:

             GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
               COMING TO YOU FROM INDIANA GRAND RACETRACK

                *** OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY: LUCKY #13 STAKES ***

DEFENDING CHAMP + 2017  CO-HOTY ~ DUSTY WILL BE RUNNING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY
              WITH THE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET THERE ARE 7 CHALLENGERS     
                    TRYING TO TURN ''LUCKY-13''  INTO UNLUCKY FOR HER!
                                                  :raspberry:

       AS 7 ARE STANDING QUIETLY, AS OUR DEFENDING CHAMP IS RESTLESS  ~
                        CAUSING A BOLD RUCKUS IN FRONT OF THE GATE
              PEPPERMINTS & BLINDFOLD QUICKLY ENTICE HER TO GO IN

                AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''LUCKY #13'' STAKES

               CIGARSHOP WITH A 'SMOKIN' HOT SURGE OF SPEED QUICKLY
SEPARATES HIMSELF FROM THE FIELD WITH A HUGE LEAD HEADING INTO THE TURN
                                                    :rhrse:

                     ===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====

                           HOW QUICKLY THINGS CAN CHANGE!
                                                :OMG:

CIGARSHOP NOW IS RUNNING IN 3RD AS THUNDER CAT HAS ROARED BY EVERYONE
     TO TAKE A HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER THE FIELD WITH CRUZAN & CIGARSHOP
                RUNNING AT LEAST 13 UNLUCKY LENGTHS BACK IN HER DUST!

                  IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO BLUNNY WHOSE
       ENERGIZER-BATTERY IS RUNNING ON A HALF-FULL CHARGE SO FAR!
                                                       :flaming:

          WAY FAR BACK JUST MEANDERING ALONG LIKE A SLOTH-SNAIL-SIDE-SHOW
ARE FOUR FALTERING FINICKY FILLYS SHOWING NO INTEREST IN RUNNING AT ALL TODAY ~
SEEMINGLY ENJOYING JUST LOLLYGAGGING  AS IF THEY WERE OUT FOR A STROLL IN THE PARK!

              CATALINA ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER & DEFENDING CHAMP DUSTY

                     ===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

THUNDER CAT LEADING THE WAY SHOWING POWERFUL ENERGY WITH NOBODY
              EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET HER HOOF DUST IN THEIR FACE!
                                                       :raspberry:

              STILL 13 UNLUCKY LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN + CIGARSHOP

      THE FOUR FEEBLE  FLUSTERED FILLYS STILL DOING THE SNAIL-SLOTH-SHUFFLE

                       ===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

                THUNDER CAT SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN HAS
          TOTAL COMMAND OF THE RACE WITH NO CHALLENGER EVEN CLOSE
                                                      :rhrse:

     CRUZAN + CIGARSHOP IN THEIR OWN LITTLE CLEVER CALCULATING CONTEST
                               TO BE THE BRIDESMAID OF THE DAY

OUT OF THE RUNNING FOR BRIDESMAID, TIGER DANCER + BLUNNY
  NECK + NECK ~  AS NOW,  STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS' IS THE GOAL

RUFFIAN IS NEXT PURRRRING ALONG WITHOUT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
        TODAY TO PROVIDE NOT EVEN THE SMALLEST OF ROARS
                                             :banghead:

EVEN FARTHER BACK CATALINA + DUSTY HAVE SLOWED DOWN TO A TURTLE-TROT PACE,
                  WITH NEITHER FILLY SHOWING ANY INTEREST IN RUNNING TODAY!
                    COULD THE ''#13'' HAVE PUT A MENTAL BLOCK IN THEIR HEADS?
                                                       :evil:

                        NO GUESSWORK OR PHOTO NEEDED TODAY
AS THUNDER CAT LEFT THE 'PURRRING'  TO THE OTHER FELINE FILLYS
AND LED THE WAY WITH A DOMINATING DECISIVE DASH TO THE WIRE!
                                                 :rhrse:
           
                $$$ ===== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===== $$$

THUNDER CAT = $70.10  :celebrate:
*Feisty ~ Fierce ~ Ferocious! #13 Proves Very Lucky!

CRUZAN = $49.40
*Late Determination To Secure The Bridesmaid Award

CIGARHOP = $44.10
*Flowers Smell Better Than Cigar Smoke!

DEAD HEAT FOR THE PRECIOUS! Poor Gollum!
    TIGER DANCER + BLUNNY = $30

RUFFIAN = $18

CATALINA = $7
*Almost A Cat House Key In Her Grasp!  :banghead:

(DC) DUSTY = $2.40
*Almost A Golden Goose Egg ~ But Does Get A Yo-Yo-Mama Award!  :thumbsup:

   WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM INDIANA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
           MAY ALL YOUR #13 DAYS BE LUCKY ONES 
                                   :girlkiss:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

Catalina

Congratulations on winning, Thunder Cat!  Great race call, Miz Ruffian!

Cigarshop

Well done Thunder Cat...

Very good race call by Ms Rufffffffff

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