SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS: 3/31 @ GULFSTREAM

Started by RUFFIAN, April 02, 2018, 08:54:29 AM

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RUFFIAN

                                                :forruffian:

DUE TO THE EASTER BUNNY SURPRISING ME WITH UNEXPECTED
VISITORS I WILL BE UNABLE TO HAVE THE TIME WRITING THE RESULTS
                                              :flaming:

HEARTFELT APOLOGIES TO ALL WHO LOOK FORWARD TO THEM!
             SO HERE IS THE BRIEF SYNOPSIS OF THE DAY

AS CATALINA VALIANTLY WAS TRYING TO GAIN 3-PEAT GLORY
THE 'RUFF-CHEETAH' HAD OTHER IDEAS ABOUT PREVENTING IT
                                             :evil:

   THE UNOFFICIAL RESULTS OF THE EASTER BUNNY BLUE MOON STAKES

RUFFIAN = $89.40

CRUZAN $80.40

THUNDER CAT = $76

DH) CIGARSHOP = $63.80
DH) REAL QUIET = $63.80

BLUNNY = $61.60

DUSTY = $39.90

TIGER DANCER = $39.70

POST TIME MIKE = $35.20

PEEPTOAD = $33.90

DC) CATALINA = $7.60


:happy:  ***  G O T C H A!   :evil:  :raspberry:   :evil:  APRIL FOOL'S YA'ALL! ***  :happy:

                   IT AIN'T NICE TO FOOL WITH MOTHER NATURE ~ OR RUFFZILLA!

      :lightbulb: AND NOW FOR ''REALITY!''     AKA = THE ACTUAL RACE CALL!   :lightbulb:

              ==============================================

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
        COMING TO YOU FROM GULFSTREAM PARK

OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE 'EASTER BUNNY BLUE MOON' STAKES

CATALINA WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY
WITH 10 CHALLENGERS DOING ALL THEY CAN TO STOP HER!
                                          :raspberry:

10 ARE IN THE GATE WAITING FOR RUFFIAN WHO SOMEHOW THINKS
THE EASTER BUNNY WOULD APPRECIATE SOME 'SHENANIGANS'!
                                            :chickendance:

SOME CATNIP-CARROTS SEEM TO HAVE DONE THE TRICK AS THE
       'RUFF ONE'  FINALLY DECIDED TO GO INTO HER GATE!

AND AWAY  THEY GO IN THE 'EASTER BUNNY BLUE MOON' STAKES

LIKE 2 JACK-RABBITS RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES FROM THE
BIG BAD WOLF ~ CIGARSHOP & POST TIME MIKE LEAVE THE REST
IN A SUPER-SONIC SPEEDY SURGE TO TAKE A COMMANDING LEAD!
                                   :rhrse: :rhrse:

DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA IS NEXT ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK
                        NOW BEING JOINED BY CRUZAN

THUNDER CAT IS SHOWING EXCEPTIONAL ENERGY AND HAS
CAUGHT UP TO CATALINA & CRUZAN AS THESE 5 LEAD THE FIELD
                            HEADING INTO THE TURN

           ===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====

POST TIME MIKE FAILED TO HANDLE THE TURN WELL AND HAS
         DROPPED BACK SUDDENLY AT AN ALARMING RATE!

        IT IS NOW A TENACIOUS TRIO LEADING THE WAY
                CIGARSHOP ~ CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO A FRISKY FOURSOME OF
CATALINA ~ TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE & REAL QUIET

A LONG WAY BACK TRAILING IN THE EARLY GOING ARE
                     DUSTY ~ PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY

     EVEN FARTHER BACK ALL ALONE, RUFFIAN IS MEANDERING ALL OVER THE TRACK,
PERHAPS SEARCHING FOR THOSE EASTER EGGS SHE HEARD WERE HIDDEN BY THE BUNNY!
                                                          :mallet:

                      ===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

CIGARSHOP SUDDENLY SPOOKED AT SOMETHING IN THE INFIELD LOSING HIS INTENSE
EARLIER MOMENTUM AND NOW IT'S DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA & CRUZAN IN COMMAND

      THUNDER CAT STILL MOVING ALONG STRONGLY IS NEXT ABOUT 3 LENGTHS BACK
WITH THE COLT DUO OF REAL QUIET & CIGARSHOP ANOTHER LENGTH BEHIND THE FRISKY FILLY

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK IS BLUNNY WHOSE 'ENERGIZER-BATTERY' SEEMS TO BE
                                   LESS THAN FULLY CHARGED TODAY ~
     WHICH IS SURPRISING TO SEE A SLOW 'BUNNY' IN THE 'EASTER-BUNNY' RACE
           PERHAPS GOT CONFUSED WITH THE TALE OF TORTOISE & HARE ROLES?
                                                   :happy:
                                                 
BACK ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS IS A NOT SO FRISKY FOURSOME
  DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE & PEEPTOAD

AND SOMEWHERE IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE IS RUFFIAN ~
WHO APPARENTLY HAS NO CLUE WHERE HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' MAY
BE HIDING TODAY, BECAUSE SHE DEFINITELY ISN'T ON THE TRACK

      ===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

DEFENDING CHAMP CATALINA SHOWING DYNAMIC DETERMINATION
  WITH HER MIND SET ON THE GLORY OF A 3-PEAT VICTORY ~
                                             :rhrse:

CRUZAN EQUALLY DETERMINED TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING   :evil:
                                     
THE FIERCE FILLY & CHARISMATIC COURAGEOUS COLT, NECK & NECK STRIDE FOR STRIDE, HEADING TO THE WIRE WITH A TENACIOUS THUNDER CAT RIGHT AT THEIR HEELS
                                     WITH A CHANCE OF AN UPSET!
                                                    :OMG:

CAN THE FRISKY FAST FILLY DO WHAT SO FEW HAVE ~
CAN THE CLEVER COLT TURN HER GLORY TO GLOOM ~
CAN THUNDER CAT SPRING THE SHOCKING UNEXPECTED UPSET

                              ~  THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD ~

AND WITH ONE FINAL DRAMATIC POWERFUL SURGE ~
THE ANSWER TO ALL 3 QUESTIONS HAS BEEN RESOLVED!

    HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE AS YES INDEED ~ CATALINA HAS DONE IT :celebrate:
                                               :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:

3-PEAT GLORY IS HER'S WITH DECISIVE DETERMINATION FROM GATE TO WIRE
REMINDING HER LOYAL FANS WHY SHE IS A FORMER HORSE OF THE YEAR WINNER!
                                                 :chickendance:                                             

         CRUZAN WITH AN INCREDIBLE EFFORT FROM THE START IS A  VALIANT 2ND
THUNDER CAT WITH AN EQUALLY IMPRESSIVE GATE TO WIRE DISPLAY OF EXCELLENCE
                                              TAKES THE SHOW SPOT

                  STEALING THE PRECIOUS FROM GOLLUM THIS TIME TOOK 2 ~
    AS CIGARSHOP & REAL QUIET HAD QUITE A BATTLE TRYING TO  HOLD OFF
   THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WHO WAS DETERMINED TO TAKE IT FOR HIMSELF!

BUT THE 2 COLTS MANAGED TO SHAKE OFF 'BUNNY' & WILL SHARE 'THE PRECIOUS'
THIS TIME AS GOLLUM DISCOVERED THAT 3 WAS A LOT HARDER TO DEFEAT THAN ONE
                                              :evil:     :flaming:      :evil:

                  :rhrse:  === OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===   :rhrse:

(DC) CATALINA = $89.40   :celebrate:
        *** 3 PEAT GLORY ***
                 
CRUZAN = $80.40
*Dynamic In Defeat!

THUNDER CAT = $76
*Contentious Contender Gate To Wire!

(DH) CIGARSHOP & REAL QUIET = $63.80
*Poor Gollum Had Quite A Battle!

             ===== ALSO RAN =====

BLUNNY = $61.60
*Ouch! So Close To The Precious ~ Close Just Counts In HorseShoes  :raspberry:

DUSTY = $39.90

TIGER DANCER =$39.70

POST TIME MIKE = $35.20

PEEPTOAD = $33.90

RUFFIAN = $7.60
*2017 Cat House Key Holder Seems Determined To Keep It!
            Is An Intervention In Her Future?
                                  :evil:

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
         WHERE 'HISTORY' BECAME = 'HER-STORY' TODAY!
     
* NO ~ NOT AN APRIL FOOL JOKE ~ THE FILLY HAS REALLY DONE IT *
                                              :celebrate:

HAVE A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
ENJOY SOME EASTER EGGS & CHOCOLATE BUNNYS

BUT DON'T BE 'APRIL FOOLED' BY FRIENDS WITH GOOD INTENTIONS!
                                               :mallet:





MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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Cigarshop

 :chickendance: well done Catalina, I've been trying to win the three peat for 645 years now.....

A purrrrrrrfeeeeecccct race call by herself & good sense of humor

Real Quiet

Congrats on the win Catalina and on winning a three peat. Nicely played.
One of these days I will understand "Ruff's Rules". The 12th of Never is that day.

Catalina

Thank you for the cute April Fool's race call, Miz Ruffian!

And thank you all for your congratulations!  I still can hardly believe it that after what, five years playing here, I have finally, finally achieved a threepeat.

cruzan200246

Oh come on, not again :lmao: :lmao: Ruffian????? $9.00 dollars?    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Who gone before, who gone already that's my inspiration to carry on
 https://i.imgur.com/HnhGnIH.jpg

RUFFIAN

                                             :forruffian:

CRUZAN CHIRPED: ==> '' Oh come on, not again   Ruffian?? $9.00 dollars?''
=================================================

               DID SOMEONE HAVE TOO MUCH EASTER BUNNY WINE ???

            YOUR  $9 WEALTH EARNED WAS NOT SUPURRR SATURDAY ~  :lightbulb:

IT WAS IN MIDWEEK MAYHEM WHICH ALSO EARNED YOU THE KEY TO DOG HOUSE
                  AS WELL AS THE CALCULATOR ~  IF U ARE UP TO THE TASK?   
                                                               :raspberry:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

THUNDER CAT

5 out 6 on Rainbow Day
Now this.
Lets go to Vegas
Lost Springs Ranch

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