$SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ RESULTS ~ 11/16

Started by RUFFIAN, November 17, 2013, 12:39:51 PM

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RUFFIAN

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Good Afternoon & Welcome To
Supurrr~Saturday At Churchill Downs


Our Feature Event Today:
The RUFFARAMA STAKES

Presented By: Grumpy Cat Cookies     :evil:


Today Being Run At:  1 Mile

Due To Various & Numerous Reasons We Once Again Have Had
A Large Number of Scratches Including Many Of Our Regular Runners
We Have Little To Offer As Explanations       :-[

Just Hope To See Them Back In The Gate Again Soon!     :thumbsup:

The Horses Are Entering The Track
Now Let's Meet The Field

PP #1 > RUFFIAN ------------------ 9/2
2012 - SS CHAMPION
CAIXA ELETRONICA AWARD
FROSTED WHISKER

PP #2 >  CRIMINAL TYPE---------- 9/5
2011 - HOTY
2012 - COLT OF THE YEAR
CRAFTY PROSPECTOR AWARD
AWESOME AGAIN AWARD

PP #3 >  DUSTY -------------------9/2
2010 - HOTY
2012 - Most Improved
Lost In The Fog Award

pp #4 >  PEEPTOAD -------------- 10/1

PP #5 >  JOHN HENRY {DC} ----- 5/2

PP #6 >  TIGER DANCER --------  7/2
2011 - Rookie Of The Year
2012 - Distorted Humor Award
Theatrical Award

PP #7 > CIGARSHOP ------------ 7/1


We Now Turn You Over To Our Guest Track Announcer:

  ** CAUTIONARY  CAT **




The Horses Are All Loaded Except For
TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP
Who Are Creating  A Bold Ruckus

Causing Additional Handlers
To Get Them Both In The Gate


NOW WE ARE READY TO RUN!

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!!


Everyone Away Well With Nobody Really Wanting The Lead

It's PEEPTOAD & CIGARSHOP Who Emerge With A Short Lead

DUSTY Is Just Off The Tails Of The Front Running Duo

CRIMINAL TYPE Is Next Not Showing Any Speed Yet

And At The Back Are
RUFFIAN ~ JOHN HENRY & TIGER DANCER

INTO THE TURN THEY GO


AND THERE GOES RUFFIAN
ROARING AS HER INNER CHEETAH HAS SOARED TO THE LEAD

NOT TO BE OUTDONE ----
CRIMINAL TYPE FIRING A HUGE SHOT OF HIS OWN
HAS NOW ASSUMED THE LEAD

These 2 In Command Now

They're At The TOP Of The STRETCH


CRIMINAL TYPE & RUFFIAN
Neck & Neck At The Front

But Now The Field is Starting To Bunch Up

And There Goes  PEEPTOAD With A Mighty Surge To The Front!

CIGARSHOP  Is Flying On The Far Outside & Has Caught PEEPTOAD

NOW THESE 2 HAVE OVERTAKEN THE LEADERS
AND ARE NECK & NECK --- Stride For Stride
Just A Kitty Whisker Separates Them

DUSTY
With A Tremendous Turn Of Foot Has Passed CRIMINAL TYPE
And Is Right At The Tails Of The Front Running Duo

CRIMINAL TYPE
Still Running Strongly Is Just Off Dusty's Tail

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!

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PEEPTOAD & CIGARSHOP LEAD THE WAY

DUSTY & CRIMINAL TYPE
Just A Half Length Off The Leaders

RUFFIAN
Still In With A Chance Is Next

And The Crowd Is On Their Feet Screaming As
DUSTY Has Caught The Leaders And Now We
HAVE 3 ACROSS THE TRACK....

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CRIMINAL TYPE Is Just a Neck Behind That Trio

AND THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
PEEPTOAD ~ CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY

AND HERE'S THE WIRE....
WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL
3-WAY PHOTO FOR THE WIN


JOCKEY OBJECTION #3 / #4 & #7

STEWARDS EXAMINING THE REPLAY
SOME BUMPING IS EVIDENT
STEWARDS HAVING DIFFICULT TIME ON DECISION      :banghead:

**OFFICIAL RESULTS**
Objection Finally is Dismissed

YOU ALL READY FOR THIS?
DEAD HEAT FOR THE WIN!      :OMG:


What's Da Odds Of That!

1st ~ PEEPTOAD & CIGARSHOP =====>  DEAD HEAT FOR THE WIN
-AND- ~BRIDE~

2nd ~ DUSTY  =========> BY A WHISKER
~~BRIDESMAID~~


3rd ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ====> By A Nose
~~FLOWER-BEARER~~


4th ~ RUFFIAN =======> and Retains  "THE PRECIOUS"
~~RING-BEARER~~

ALSO RAN

TIGER DANCER
JOHN HENRY -------> BACK TO THE DOG-HOUSE ---->


-$-PAY OUT PRICES-$-
Report Errors To RUFFIAN Via Email

PEEPTOAD & CIGARSHOP ===> $47.20

DUSTY ==============> $46.20 (Hey Buddy, Can Ya Spare A BUCK?).....


CRIMINAL TYPE =======>  $43.00

RUFFIAN ============> $35.20

TIGER DANCER ========> $18.60

JOHN HENRY {DC} ======> $9.40
(Eased / Vanned Off)

**CONGRATS TO OUR DUAL WINNERS**
WHO MUST DECIDE BETWEEN THEMSELVES
WHERE WE RUN NEXT SATURDAY
**(NOTIFY RUFFIAN ----> NO LATER THAN THURSDAY --> 5pm ET)

****************************************
We Now Bid You A Good Evening
And A Safe, Sober, Non-Texting Drive Home
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~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


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Cigarshop

#1
Ruffffferrrroooo:

Thanks again for your race call and constant work on keeping this going.
I'm honored to Deadheat for the win. Dusty & Criminal Type a very valiant effort.

Tiger Dancer as expected in foal just didn't have her mind on racing. It was somewhere else.

I will let Peeptoad choose the venue for next week....

Cigarshop

peeptoad

Quote from: Cigarshop on November 17, 2013, 04:21:22 PM


I will let Peeptoad choose the venue for next week....



Thanks Cigarshop... possibly Delta Downs, but I will let you guys know by midweek. Cheers, man...

TIGER DANCER

#3


**WHAT A RACE**   :rhrse:  :rhrse:  :rhrse:  :rhrse:  :rhrse:
SUPURRRB RUNS BY PEEPERS AND CIGAR!!!                           
.....DUSTY AND THE CRIMINAL                                         :racing:                                     
RUFFIAN.... STILL PLAYING "KEEP-AWAY" WITH THE ELUSIVE PRECIOUS

~~GOTADUN-QH-----------


~~Forget the milk.....Where's My Precious??!!!
"No matter what may come ~
    Face the Music ... and ... Dance"

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