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$SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« on: November 10, 2013, 10:39:38 AM »
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME
TO SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT GULFSTREAM PARK


Our Feature Event Today:
The RUFFARAMA STAKES

Presented By:  Whinny-Ever Horse Treats
Today Run At 1 Mile

Due To Many Various Reasons Including:
Trainers Giving Horses A Breather After Last Weekend's Big Days
Missed Flights
Technical Issues
Personal Issues
Hung Over -- Too Much Celebrating
Or Drowning Sorrows In Buckets Of Beer

SAD TO SAY OUR FIELD HAS BEEN GREATLY REDUCED

Disheartening To See So Many Of Our Regular Runners NOT In The Gate
Hopefully We Will See More Flashy Tails Next Week!

And Now.... On With The Show

The Horses Are Entering The Track
Let's Meet The Field

PP #1 >  RUFFIAN ---{DC} ------ 5/2
2011 - Filly Of The Year
2012 -
Supurrr Saturday Champion
Caixa Eletronica Award
Frosted Whisker

PP #2 >  CRIMINAL TYPE ------- 7/2
2011 - HOTY
2012 -
Colt Of The Year
Crafty Prospector Award
Awesome Again Award

PP #3 >  OLDOWAN (TY88)  --- 7/2
2012 - HOTY
Filly Of The Year
MM / BOTS Champion

PP #4 >  DUSTY ----------------5/1
2010 - HOTY
2012 -       
Most Improved
Lost In The Fog Award

PP #5 >  JOHN HENRY -------- 6/1

PP #6 >  CATALINA ------------4/1

PP #7 >  TIGER DANCER ----- 9/2
2011 - Rookie Of The Year
2012 - Distorted Humor Award


We Now Turn You Over To Our Guest Track Announcer:

         ** FLUSTERED FELINE **



The Horses Are All Standing Quietly  ~  We Are READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

TIGER DANCER ~
Away Like A Fighter Jet

Exploding Out Of The Gate To Take A Commanding Lead     :OMG:

RUFFIAN ~
Away Very Strongly Just 3 Lengths Behind The Leader

CATALINA ~
Right There At Ruffian's Tail

DUSTY  ~
Moving Along Nicely Is Next

CRIMINAL TYPE & OLDOWAN ~
Not Finding Their Best Stride Yet

And JOHN HENRY Trails In The Early Going

OUT OF THE TURN

AND THERE GOES JOHN HENRY!         :rhrse:
As If A Lightning Bolt Struck Him....


Shooting Past Everyone As If He Sprung Wings
~ With His Eye On TIGER DANCER
Who Continues To Lead The Field

And Now It's DUSTY On The Move
Along With CATALINA

RUFFIAN Has Jumped A Shadow & Losing Momentum

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
 :rhrse:     :rhrse:     :rhrse:        :rhrse:     :rhrse:

TIGER DANCER
Desperately Trying To Hold On....
Leading From The Gate
Showing NO Signs Of Tiring
No Signs Of Being Distracted By Sea Gulls Overhead    :chickendance:
Those Bejeweled Shiny New Blinkers Seem To Be Working!     



JOHN HENRY
All Out Cutting Into Her Lead With Every Stride
These 2 Now Engaged In A Match Race
    :flaming:
The Determined Filly
The Courageous Colt

Neck And Neck Leaving The Field Far Behind Them       :rhrse:     :rhrse:

The Wire Is Coming Quickly
Can The Fierce Filly Hold On.....
Can The Cantankerous Colt Put A Nose In Front....

AND HERE'S THE WIRE!
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
**PHOTO  FINISH**

-- HOLD ALL TICKETS --

Jockey Objection ~ #5 / #7
Interference In Stretch
Stewards Examining Replay

**OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH**

1st ~ JOHN HENRY -- BY A WHISKER
~~BRIDE OF THE DAY~~


2nd ~~ TIGER DANCER
~~BRIDESMAID~~


3rd ~ DUSTY
~~FLOWER-BEARER~~


4th ~ CATALINA
~~RING-BEARER~~
(Steals "The Precious")

ALSO RAN

OLDOWAN
RUFFIAN {DC}
CRIMINAL TYPE (Eased)

-$-PAY OUT PRICES-$-
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN
(RUFFIAN333@webtv.net)

JOHN HENRY ===== $54.40
TIGER DANCER ==== $52.40
DUSTY ========= $33.00
CATALINA ======= $26.40
OLDOWAN ======= $19.40
RUFFIAN {DC} ==== $15.60
CRIMINAL TYPE ==== $14.80
--------------> BACK TO THE 'DOG-HOUSE'


**********************************
We Bid You A Good Evening And
A Safe, Sober Non-Texting Drive Home
*********************************

                       :forruffian:



~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
« Last Edit: November 12, 2013, 10:00:24 PM by RUFFIAN »
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


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Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2013, 07:41:13 AM »
Oh, my...   :lmao:  Neat pictures, to go with a neat race call!  The ring bearer pix caught me unawares, and I almost spilled hot tea all over the keyboard.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2013, 09:00:53 AM by Catalina »

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Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2013, 09:02:37 AM »
Thanks for the super graphics, Tiger Dancer!

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Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2013, 09:17:11 AM »
How did I miss seeing this until today?  Too, too clever!  Thanks so much for sharing.

And, best of all ... my favorite grandson won!   :puppykisses:

Blue Jeans
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Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2013, 11:25:04 AM »
BLUE JEANS
JOHN HENRY IS YOUR GRANDSON?   WOW!     :puppykisses:

OR DID I MISUNDERSTAND YOUR WORDING? 

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MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2013, 11:47:19 AM »
BLUE JEANS
JOHN HENRY IS YOUR GRANDSON?   WOW!     :puppykisses:

OR DID I MISUNDERSTAND YOUR WORDING? 

                            :forruffian:

I'm always bragging on John Henry.   ;D 

Check out his pedigreequery:  the top ... not the bottom
http://www.pedigreequery.com/john+henry

Just havin' some fun :)

A horse doesn't care how much you know, until he knows how much you care. ~Pat Parelli
 
Horse sense, n.: Stable thinking. ~Author Unknown

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Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2013, 01:12:17 AM »


WAY TO GO ---> JOHN HENRY <---
IT WAS A TOUGH CLOSE RACE!!!
BUT YOUR NOSE GOT THERE FIRST!!!
     
         
              :happy:
« Last Edit: November 13, 2013, 05:03:46 PM by TIGER DANCER »
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Madness is Genius and
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   than absolutely boring.”

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Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2016, 10:01:35 AM »
One of these days I will understand "Ruff's Rules". The 12th of Never is that day.