MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 8/2 + RESULTS @ SARATOGA

Started by RUFFIAN, July 31, 2017, 09:21:02 AM

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RUFFIAN

          :forruffian:
**CONGRATS TO ---> ''STARK THE SHARK''    :celebrate:
      WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO WIN
DURING "SHARK WEEK" ~ AND DID SO CONVINCINGLY!
       
                         

WINNER'S VENUE CHOICE:  SARATOGA  +  BOTS!!

POST TIME:  1pm -- EASTERN


$$$ - SCOREKEEPER - $$$
THE CAT HOUSE IS WELL STOCKED WITH FRESH 'CATNIP'  :thumbsup:   ;)
   THE CHIPPENDALE DANCERS HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED         
      AN ANCHOVY PIZZA BUFFET IS ORDERED
        SO -- RUFFIAN -- WILL FEEL RIGHT AT HOME
   ATOP HER 'NEW HIGH' CAT SCRATCHING POST TREE!

~~~
             
                                               


**And we Trust that her Totals / Calculations are accurate??
        Especially after all that Catnip
                               
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

stark

I feel an apology is due to the fans of runnerups Indiana Grand, Mountaineer and Delaware where true mayhem exists on their midweek cards.

The problem as I saw it was that SARATOGA has arguably the best race meet of the year with all due respect to Keeneland and maybe a couple of others, and we should enjoy it while we have it in the too short summer months.

I hope others see it the same way, or at least close enough so that we have maximum participation, the more the merrier!  And since I'll probably be keeping score next week, make me "carry the one" when doing the addition with my number 2 pencils!

$$$

TIGER DANCER

#2
THIS TIGER --> MASTER GRAPHICATOR
   HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN BATTLING
THE EVER ANNOYING  -&- BEYOND AGGRAVATING
   COMPUTER TECHNO GREMLINS!!!   >:(
I THINK MY LAPTOP AND POSSIBLY THIS DWELLING
    NEED A VERY SERIOUS TECHNO EXORCISM!!
**CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A GOOD TECHNO PRIEST??   :lmao:

SO IN CASE ANYONE MISSED MY MM CONGRATS FROM LAST WEEK
    HERE IT IS:   


MM -- JULY 26th @ WOODBINE WINNERS:

Stark . . . . . . . . . . . . $65.80  --   Wins this week's MM
Real Quiet. . . . . . . . . $52.70  --   Runner Up/Bridesmaid
Catalina  (L) . . . . . . . $45.40  --   Flower Bearer
Cigarshop . . . . . . . . . $44.30  --   Steals The Precious



JUST HAD TO ADD MY SPECIAL CONGRATS
       -&- GRAPHICS TO THIS ONE  :thumbsup:

1st -- CONGRATS TO -- "STARK - THE SHARK"   :celebrate:
  ON HIS WHALE WHOPPING MM VICTORY
ESPECIALLY DURING -- 'SHARK WEEK'!!!
       OH ..... HOW TIMELY!!
 

**  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2QER15kBTU
 

2nd -- KUDOS TO ~ RQ ~ FOR RUNNER-UP   :OMG:
  IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE HE'S HAD A NEW GOWN.....
         


3rd -- CATALINA ..... FLOWER-BEARER
   


4th -- CIGARSHOP ..... RING-BEARER
   




"No matter what may come ~
    Face the Music ... and ... Dance"

TIGER DANCER

#3
PURRR STARK:
Quote from: stark on July 31, 2017, 10:08:49 AM
I feel an apology is due to the fans of runnerups
Indiana Grand, Mountaineer and Delaware
where true mayhem exists on their midweek cards.

The problem as I saw it was that
SARATOGA has arguably the best race meet of the year
with all due respect to Keeneland and maybe a couple of others,
and we should enjoy it while we have it in the too short summer months.

I hope others see it the same way,
or at least close enough so that we have maximum participation,
The more the Merrier! 
And since I'll probably be keeping score next week,
make me "carry the one" when doing the addition with my number 2 pencils!



DEAR STARK
  WELL SAID...... BUT NO APOLOGY NECESSARY!!!   ;)

  AS IS ALWAYS STATED IN THE RULES / GUIDELINES
IT IS STILL AND ALWAYS --> THE WINNER'S CHOICE FOR VENUE!!
  IT CAN BE A MAIN TRACK WITH GREAT RACES -OR-
       A "LESSER TRACK" WITH JUST
MAIDENS, ALLOWANCE AND CLAIMERS  -- O MY --
      DEGREE OF "MAYHEM" IS NEVER CERTAIN
  BUT THE MORE THE MERRIER ..... ABSOLUTELY
AND HOPEFULLY TO HAVE AS MUCH FUN POSSIBLE DOING IT!!   :thumbsup:

THE 'RULE BOOK' -- PROVIDES CERTAIN GUIDELINES   :lightbulb:
  AND HAS IT'S PLACE......
SOMETIMES RUFF USES IT TO SIT ON -- TO REACH THE TABLE
OR TO STAND ON TO REACH AN UPPER SHELF OR CABINET
  AND EVEN AS A GINORMOUS PAPERWEIGHT
    (HAVE YA'LL SEEN THE SIZE OF THIS THING)....

I THINK THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS 'THEE RULE BOOK'
    BETTER THAN RUFF IS ..... REAL QUIET   :lmao:
  EVERY PAGE, PARAGRAPH, SUBSECTION,
  FOOTNOTES, EXCEPTIONS, NOOKS AND CRANNYS!!

THO -- YOU SEEM TO BE LEARNING IT ALL QUITE FAST AS WELL
             
     

    THERE.... HOWZ THAT FOR SOME CRAZY MM MAYHEM HUMOR  :raspberry:

             :happy:         :thanks:         :happy:
"No matter what may come ~
    Face the Music ... and ... Dance"

RUFFIAN

#4
                                :forruffian:

'' I THINK THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS 'THEE RULE BOOK'
    BETTER THAN RUFF IS ..... REAL QUIET   
  EVERY PAGE, PARAGRAPH, SUBSECTION,
  FOOTNOTES, EXCEPTIONS, NOOKS AND CRANNYS!!''
===================================

                 EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME?
I DO NOT KNOW REAL QUIET WELL ENOUGH FOR HIM TO
HAVE ACCESS TO MY 'NOOKS & CRANNYS!''
                            :OMG:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

Real Quiet

Quote from: RUFFIAN on August 01, 2017, 08:59:34 AM
                                :forruffian:

'' I THINK THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS 'THEE RULE BOOK'
    BETTER THAN RUFF IS ..... REAL QUIET   
  EVERY PAGE, PARAGRAPH, SUBSECTION,
  FOOTNOTES, EXCEPTIONS, NOOKS AND CRANNYS!!''
===================================

                 EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME?
I DO NOT KNOW REAL QUIET WELL ENOUGH FOR HIM TO
HAVE ACCESS TO MY 'NOOKS & CRANNYS!''
                            :OMG:

Nor would I want to access your nooks and crannys. I have more than enough "nooks and crannys" of my own. ( We are talking about
English Muffins are we not? )

One of these days I will understand "Ruff's Rules". The 12th of Never is that day.

RUFFIAN

#6
                      :forruffian:

              ~ DEAR SWEET REAL QUIET ~
I WOULD HAPPILY SHARE MY MUFFINS WITH YOU ANYTIME
       IF YOU DO NOT MIND THEM LACED WITH CATNIP!
                                         :girlkiss:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

Dusty

OKAY... here goes...

1. 1/3/5
2. 5/1/2
3. 8/3/5
4. 4/7/1
5. 2/5/6
6. 2/7/1
7. 2/7/10
8. 1/7/5
9. 2/3/6
10. 3/10/5

Good LUCK ALL!
May they run with the wind

blunny

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 3, 5, 2
2 -- 4, 3, 1
3 -- 8, 7, 6
4 -- 6, 3, 1
5 -- 2, 4, 9
6 -- 1, 5, 7
7 -- 2, 1, 3
8 -- 4, 8, 7
9 -- 3, 8, 6
10 -- 9, 7, 5
Rolling Thunder

RUFFIAN

#9
               :forruffian:

SNEAKY ~ SLY & SUBVERSIVE @ SARATOGA   :evil:


R1 >>>   1  3  8  5  6 = 2 1/16 MILES! YIKES
KREMLIN
*Only Because Of Eskendereya!
The Name Itself Gives Me Chills ~ Especially NOW

UNSINKABLE
INVOCATION


R2 >>>   4  6  5  3  1
SOUND THE HORNS

TOO HOT TO EVEN SPEAK (HA! Maybe Too Hot To Trot ~ Never Too Hot To Speak!)
FORTUITOUS PATH


R3 >>>   3  10  4  8  6
HE'S CHEEKY

DJULPAN
SHAM CAT


R4 >>>   7  1  3  6  4
BON (WildCat) HEIR     :forruffian:

CALL HER KARMA
LADY PARADIME


R5 >>>   12  9  6  2  10
ONE LAST STRIKE

LEVIATHAN
HARLAN'S HUNCH


R6 >>>   2  1  5  7  3
HARKNESS

PRESUMPTUOUS
OPINED


R7 >>>   5  7  6  11  4
IRON POWER

NEVISIAN SKY
WEST HILLS GIANT


R8 >>>   6  1  3  8  9
SEAFIRE

LA MANTA GRIS
KHALEESI KAT


R9 >>>   6  1  2  7  3 ~ SHINE AGAIN S
BIRD AT THE WIRE

GOING FOR BROKE
INDULGENT


R10 >>>   2  7  9  8  10
CARRERA CAT

MARCH X PRESS
PURELY LUCKY
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

       🐎         😻       🐕

TIGER DANCER

#10
PURRR RUFF:
Quote from: RUFFIAN on August 01, 2017, 03:36:04 PM
                               :forruffian:
               DEAR SWEET REAL QUIET ~
"I WOULD HAPPILY SHARE MY MUFFINS WITH YOU ANYTIME
       IF YOU DO NOT MIND THEM LACED WITH CATNIP!"

                                         :girlkiss:

      YOU'LL SHARE YOUR 'MUFFINS'
      BUT YOU'RE BOTH CONCERNED
       ABOUT NOOKS -&- CRANNYS

                         :OMG:

       ~ SO, HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT ~
THE PREFACE, VERSES, INDEXES, APPENDIXES
GLOSSARIES, TITLE PAGE, BINDINGS, THE BIBLIOGRAPHY
THE TABLE OF CONTENTS - (CAN YOU EAT OFF THIS THE TABLE?)
       WAIT...... NOW THAT SOUNDS A BIT TOO PERSONAL    :lmao:
     
         :happy:        :chickendance:           :happy:
"No matter what may come ~
    Face the Music ... and ... Dance"

TIGER DANCER




  ~~SILENT ~ STEALTHY ~ STALKING @ SARATOGA~~


R-1:  8 - 5 - 1

R-2:  6 - 3 - 2

R-3:  4 - 3 - 11 - 12

R-4:  7 - 4 - 2

R-5:  1 - 12 - 9 - 5

R-6:  1 - 2 - 6

R-7:  3 - 5 - 7 

R-8:  3 - 8 - 6 - 10

R-9:  3 - 5 - 2 - 6

R-10:  2 - 12 - 5 - 9

"No matter what may come ~
    Face the Music ... and ... Dance"

stark

1.  2--3--8  Any Given Royal @ 5/1 with 156 pounds!
2.  2--5--1  Blazen Prospector @ 7/2
3.  7--3--8  Cite @ 6/1
4.  3--7--4  Lady Paradime @ 6/1
5.  6--8--7  Harlans Hunch @ 8/1
6.  7--2--1  Devine Union @ 7/2
7.  4--1--5  Birchwood Road @ 20/1
8.  1--5--9  LaMantaGris @ 8/1
9.  2--1--6  Indulgent @ 6/1
10. 10-7--8 New Pass @ 12/1


Real Quiet

Cigarshop....Ruff's Ruling has been declared official



R1...3-2-5
R2...1-2-3
R3...4-5-12
R4...1-6-3
R5...4-2-8
R6...5-3-1
R7...11-2-8
R8...5-4-8
R9...7-3-6
R10..9-5-7


One of these days I will understand "Ruff's Rules". The 12th of Never is that day.

THUNDER CAT

Lost Springs Ranch

1 -- 3, 6, 5
2 -- 1, 2, 3
3 -- 5, 7, 4
4 -- 6, 1, 3
5 -- 2, 4, 5
6 -- 7, 3, 1
7 -- 5, 2, 1
8 -- 4, 8, 9
9 -- 7, 3, 2
10 -- 7, 5, 9
Lost Springs Ranch

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