MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 11/6 ~ REMINGTON PARK

Started by RUFFIAN, November 03, 2013, 09:44:55 AM

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RUFFIAN

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**CONGRATS TO ---> TY88 aka: OLDOWAN / FLINTKNAPPER
WHO AS THE NIGHT STALKER ONLY STALKED FOR A SHORT TIME
BEFORE TAKING TOTAL COMMAND!

HER VENUE CHOICE: REMINGTON PARK



POST TIME:
7 PM CENTRAL TIME ZONE
6 PM MOUNTAIN
5 PM PACIFIC
8 PM EASTERN

FORECAST: -MOSTLY SUNNY --HIGH 53F  //  CHANCE OF RAIN = 10%

SCOREKEEPER: KD
EXPECT TO BE ENTERTAINED IF HE IS IN TOP FORM!

====> ATTENTION PLAYERS <====

==> 1 RULE HAS BEEN CHANGED EFFECTIVE NOW

* WINNER WILL NOT POST VENUE FOR NEXT WEEK

* NOTIFY RUFFIAN OF VENUE CHOICE
FOR THE FOLLOWING WEEK

* NOTIFY VIA EMAIL => [email protected]

* NOTIFY NO LATER THAN MONDAY 5 PM ET
* EARLIER IS APPRECIATED

* RUFFIAN WILL POST THE VENUE THREAD

THIS HAS BEEN NECESSARY DUE TO TECHNICAL
CHANGES ON OUR CONTEST SITES

THE HISTORY OF BOTS WILL BE POSTED LATER
ON A SEPARATE THREAD FOR THOSE NEWCOMERS
WHO MAY NOT KNOW HOW THAT ALL STARTED

BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
aka: FILLIES VS: COLTS!
BOTS IS THE 1st & 3rd Wednesday Of The Month

===> MIDWEEK MAYHEM RULES <===

* ALL Changes MUST Be
In A NEW POST!
Prior To R 1

===> ONLY CHANGES!
===> NOT ENTIRE ENTRY!
Edits Of Pix To Original Entry
Will NOT Be Credited

===> This Does NOT Apply
To Adding Graphics Or Comments
** ONLY Applies To Entry Picks

* Pick 1 Horse + 2 Alts
Additional Alts Suggested!
* Especially On TURF

* Prg # ===> Mandatory

* NAMES ===> Optional
* IF Name IS Included in Original Post
* NAME RULES OVER PRG ## In Case Of Typo

==> But It Is The PLAYER'S Responsibility
==> To Notify Scorekeeper Of The Error
==>SCORER WON'T BE CHECKING IF YOUR
PRG # MATCHES THE NAME!

* COUPLED ENTRIES
You Automatically Get BOTH
But You MAY Choose ONE ONLY

* SPECIFY Which 1 U Want + (Only)
Examples:
1a - Courageous Cat - ONLY
Or: #1 Only -- #1-A Only

**** IF U Have Just #1 = U Will Get Both!
==> NO NEED TO TYPE 1/1a <==

* ALSO-ELIGIBLE
You MAY Use An AE Horse
And Add Xtra Alts To Entry
In Case AE Doesn't Get In

* OFF TURF
You MAY Include Separate OFF-TURF-PIX
Specify Those Beneath Regular Pix
AS ==> OFF TURF or MTO

* WINNER CHOOSES VENUE
(Except Prior To TC / BC Days)
* CHECK WEATHER FORECAST IN VENUE AREA

* WINNER NOTIFY RUFFIAN OF VENUE
* VIA EMAIL: [email protected]
* No Later Than 5 ET MONDAY
=> EARLIER Is APPRECIATED

* LOSER > Scores Next Week

* SCORING:
All Money Earned By #1 Pick Of Player
       WIN ~ PLACE ~ SHOW

* Be Sure To Check Scratches!

QUESTIONS - FEEDBACK?
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MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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RUFFIAN

#1
 :forruffian:


SURE HOPE THIS 'CATS A SMOKIN'
AND DOESN'T JUST GET LAZY
SHE'S A 'PRIZE SASSY CAT'
WHO  CAN BE 'MORE THAN KRAZY'



RACE 1 >    4  2  6  5  3
.... CATS A SMOKIN      :forruffian:


Goober (And Gomer!)
New Hire


RACE 2 >    4  1  8  7  6
.... IMMA BEE SEXY


Princess Semoran
Jasser


RACE 3  >   5  3  6  1  2
.... FLAT BLACK


Humble Smarty
Credit Report


RACE 4  >   6  3  5  1  2
.... STICKER PATCH CAT       :forruffian:


Why Go West
(No Humidity / No Fleas On Pets / Environmentally Aware / Mountain Views)
Lawful Lady (Except When Speeding ~ Just Can't Drive 35!)


RACE 5  >    2  7  8  4  6
.... BIZET {Great Composer}


North Scape
Sharp Kane


RACE 6  >     5  9  11  2  7
.... VIVACIOUS VENOM


Hot  Lap
Suener


RACE 7  >    3  9  7  2  5
.... BEFUDDLER


Easy Lovin Woman
Frequent Reward
(When A Cat Purrrrs On You!)


RACE 8  >    1  5  6  4  3
.... MORE THAN KRAZY  :OMG:  {RUFFIAN}
(In The Mind of The Beholder)

Zodeva
Bye Bye Kitten  =^,,^=


RACE 9  >    12   11   10   8   5
.... PRIZE SASSY CAT              :forruffian:


Gospel Miss Kitty        =^,,^=
See Her Sing
(Or HEAR Her Sing On Her CD's)


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~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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RUFFIAN

 :forruffian:

   POSTING FOR HORSE CRAZY GAL

Race 1: 6/5/4/2
Race 2: 7/6/5/3
Race 3: 1/3/6/4
Race 4: 3/1/5/4
Race 5: 3/2/7/8
Race 6: 7/5/4/8
Race 7: 3/1/7/5
Race 8: 5/4/2/7
Race 9: 10/4/3/1
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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Cigarshop

Cigarshop is here feeling very tired. Maybe chasing Tiger Dancers "tail" wore me out. Or could it have been the 28 beers consumed over Friday & Saturday. To all the folks at Santa Anita you throw a great party. I will be back next year....
Now to the task at hand, the Fillies shake their ASSES and waggle their "pumpkins" yet we continue on. This week I see a Colt trifecta......



Race 1: 1-6-9
Race 2: 4-8-1
Race 3: 3-1-6
Race 4: 8-1-4
Race 5: 6-5-8
Race 6: 4-9-12
Race 7: 2-1-8
Race 8: 3-4-6
Race 9: 2-8-6

:rhrse:   :rhrse:   :rhrse:   Colts 1st,2nd,3rd


Cigarshop

Criminal Type

#4

Colts Rule - Fillies will drool
Not that these picks will help much?
Getting the Keg ordered for the Dog House


R1) 9/5/6/2/1
Policio / Hero/ Hire

R2) 2/1/8/7/6
Gold / Semoran / Jasser

R3) 2/4/6/5/1
Diamond / Wright / Credit

R4) 1/3/4/5/2
Extravgance / West / Countryday

R5) 1/3/6/4/7
Gold / Sailing / Debit

R6) 12/9/7/4/1
Gambler / Hot / Bling

R7) 7/8/6/1/2
Reward / Missteak / Sweet

R8) 3/4/5/6/1
Motion / Adaya / Zodeva

R9) 3/5/8/4/2
Master / Giddy up / Zanjero


Luck to all
Red Bull for KD scoring into the night
His race calls are the only humor I get
KD - Make it a good one!

Dusty

Remington Baby

1. 6/1/9
2. 4/2/6
3. 6/4/1,1a
4. 7/8/1
5. 5/7/2
6. 6/4/2
7. 3/2/1
8. 7/3/1
9. 5/4/6
May they run with the wind

KD

O...K

I'd forgotten all about this. I was last again? Darn.

As this will be a late night contest for me expect results to be posted the following day.

Also, trainers should be advised that...

Oops...that would be telling.

RUFFIAN

                         :chickendance:

OLDOWAN (TY88 / Flintknapper) PIX


by Oldowan ยป Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:43 am
1. 2/9/4/3
2. 8/1/5/2
3. 1/2/6/3
4. 5/3/8/2
5. 6/5/4/8
6. 4/7/10/8
7. 9/1/4/3
8. 5/4/7/8
9. 3/8/6/1
"You learn to beat the horses by digging, digging below the frostline, then digging in the cloudy sky, by talking to the tygers of wrath who do not talk back." ~Maj Ragain
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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KD

Top form? More like flop form.

Results tomorrow noonish, if I live that long.


1st) 1 / 2 / 9

2nd) 8 / 6 / 5

3rd) 1 / 3 / 5

4th) 1 / 4 / 2

5th) 4/ 6 / 2

6th) 11 / 6 / 2

7th) 1 / 2 / 3

8th) 4 / 8 / 6

9th) 10 / 11 / 3

TIGER DANCER

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HERE COMES TIGER....FLYING IN.....
READY TO ROCK...... BRINGING MY BLING!!!

R-1:  8 - 4 - 9
R-2:  2 - 1 - 4
R-3:  5 - 1 - 3
R-4:  2 - 6 - 1
R-5:  7 - 3 - 4
R-6:  7 - 9 - 12
R-7:  5 - 7 - 1
R-8:  6 - 5 - 4
R-9:  12 - 4 - 5
"No matter what may come ~
    Face the Music ... and ... Dance"

KD

Welcome back once again race fans to beautiful Upside Downs, the track where anything can happen and usually does!
Before the gates open on our feature race today, one of those popular BOTS contests in which the colts and fillies battle it out for fame and glory, I have a rather surprising announcement to make. It's seems our state wagering board has gotten the idea too many runners here are doped up so they've banned all drugs effective immediately!
Of course the idea that anyone here at the Downs is less than perfectly honest is a gross insult and management has filed a protest, but for at least today it'll be just hay and water.

And now the horsies are stepping onto the track. Can't say they look like a sharp bunch today and at least a few seem a bit groggy, but now the last have limped in and they're off!

Dusty is in gear quickly with Oldowan right behind along with John Henry, but the rest broke in a tangle and have quickly fallen off the pace. Now Criminal Type bursts free of that pack to join the leaders and the 1st quarter went in...36 seconds? Must be something wrong with my stopwatch, and since we don't have a timer we'll just have to forget splits on this one.
Criminal Type has taken the lead at the half mile pole but things look grim for the trailers! Ruffian and Horse Crazy Gal have slowed to a walk and it's looks like poor Tiger Dancer is bleeding! KD is off in the front left but battling on, and it looks like Cigarshop just coughed up a lung! That must have hurt!
Remember kids, don't smoke!
And down the stretch they stagger with CT drawing away from Dusty and most of the rest hoping just to finish, and it's that way under the wire, finally, with John Henry along for the show spot!

Well, hardly the fastest race we've ever seen. And how about the fact a colt finally took one of these things after they banned dope? You don't think...nah! Couldn't be.

PAYOUTS:

CT ....$69.30

DUSTY....$55

JOHN HENRY ....$50.60

OLDOWAN (DC) .......$48.80

KD ............. $46.70

HCG .......... $36.80

RUFFIAN ....... $35.20

TIGER DANCER ....... $32.60

CIGARSHOP .... $31.10

John Henry

CONGRATS  CT    WAY TO PICK EM!
GREAT CALL KD !!

RUFFIAN

 NOW THAT IS HOW A TRUE 'CRIMINAL' STEALS A RACE!        :chickendance:

HANG BACK OUT OF SIGHT ~  IN STEALTH MODE ~
CASE OUT THE SCENE ~ THEN SUDDENLY SNEAK IN & STEAL IT ALL!     :tongue:

                                            :happy:

I SEE THAT CIGARSHOP FINISHED IN HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO BE
RIGHT ON THE TAIL OF TIGER DANCER!        :thumbsup:
         
             
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
                      =^,,^=


" JOURNEY NOT UPON THE PATH OF ANOTHER
      LEST YOU ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION ~
                     AND NOT YOUR OWN! 😔 "
              
    www.RUFFIAN333.com

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