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Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 4/21 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
« Last post by peeptoad on Today at 02:40:29 AM »
thank you guys!!   :thumbsup:
And thanks for my winning race call, ha ha  :chickendance:
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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 4/25 @ HAWTHORNE
« Last post by Cigarshop on April 23, 2018, 06:22:38 PM »
never bet one penny at this track ~ I will bet a few of my picks..... interesting choice

1st:   3,5
2nd:  6,4
3rd:  2,1
4th:  1,2
5th:  3,6
6th:  3,5
7th:  4,8
8th:  2,3
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Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 4/21 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
« Last post by Cigarshop on April 23, 2018, 06:16:50 PM »
Hooooooorrrrrrayyyyyyyyyyy to Peppers ~ very nice win

The race call & graphics were outstanding as usual
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Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 4/21 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
« Last post by PostTimeMike on April 23, 2018, 01:41:20 PM »
Good form peep (name should be bolded and in maroon)!!! That stretch run was Something Awesome to watch!!! I had a great view from the back of the pack!!!

1st Saturday in May just around the corner. Might take more than "Good Magic" to get me out of the doghouse!!

Big props to Lady Cat and Tiger Dancer for the great call!!!

See ya'll in the Starting Gate!!!
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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 4/25 @ HAWTHORNE
« Last post by RUFFIAN on April 23, 2018, 10:19:57 AM »
         :forruffian:

HILARIOUS ~ HORRIFIC + HORRENDOUS
HEADING DIRECTLY TO THE CAT HOUSE
NOT GONNA  PASS GO & COLLECT $200!
OR EVEN FAST ENUFF TO CATCH A MOUSE
   



R1 >>>   5  6  2  7  1
JIVE (Scat) DADDY

WAY
OFFLEE FUN


R2 >>>   4  5  3  6  1
JAGUAR RIDGE
     :forruffian:

SPECTACULAR ACT
PADDY B DANCING


R3 >>>   8  1  4  5  2
PURR'S ALONG (O Joy!)
    :forruffian:

WILLOW RIDGE
WE LOVE CANDY


R4 >>>   5  1  3  2  4
SIYAWE
(Say What?)

PTAHA
BEAUTIFUL RULER


R5 >>>   2  4  3  7  8
WINDY CITY GIRL

QUEENS DAY VICTORY
MODEST GIRL


R6 >>>   3  2  6  5  1
W W RUSSIAN GOLD

TACO GRANDE
RUN YOUR RACE


R7 >>>   1  8  6  4  7
LONG WAY HOME
   (To Sirius)

SHE'S FINE TUNED
HIDE THE HONEY


R8 >>>   6  7  3  5  2
LION LOVE
(The Lion People: By Murray Hope)
 :forruffian:

WAY TOO SMARTE  :lightbulb:
ROYAL'S FOX
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Handicapping / Re: **2017 MEOW-MIX-AWARDS ~ CAT-STRAVAGANZA** PART 1 & 2
« Last post by RUFFIAN on April 23, 2018, 09:02:23 AM »
                  :forruffian:

**Due to TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Beyond Our Control**
        The Meow Mix Awards presentation this season
                   Has been divided into two parts

                                            :flaming:

**PLEASE RE-POST YOUR REPLIES AND COMMENTS
          FROM PRIOR AWARDS POST**


*Depending upon how you have your -SETTINGS OPTIONS- on your profile
*You may be seeing Part #2 FIRST ...
*Followed by the Opening Introduction = Part #1
*IF you Have Option: Most Recent Replies FIRST

*That is exactly how I have my Settings arranged
   I prefer seeing the most recent reply at the top
Rather than have to scroll through all of the other replies I had read Previously

    If this is the case With your Setting Options ~
simply scroll down to view the INTRODUCTION P#1
 :lightbulb:   So the entire presentation makes more sense   :lightbulb:

                 We apologize for this inconvenience
Unfortunately The technical assistance needed to fix this situation
               Has not been made available for us
                                       
  This is the first time in all the years of presenting the Awards
That this unfortunate scenario of a “Split Presentation” has occurred
                              Which has me extremely upset!
                                                   :'(

The Meow Mix Awards is the culmination of a Year Long Record Keeping
Many Long Hours of creativity trying to Present a Unique Entertaining event
Only to see it ruined By TECHNICAL ISSUES ~  of which we have no control

     Hopefully you will still enjoy the presentation as it is

And perhaps By the time I am ready to create 2018 awards
A Technical Genius may step forward with knowledge of
 :lightbulb: *How To EXTEND the Limitation of the Number of ''Characters / Lines''  :lightbulb:
                           That A Thread posting can have
            *Because that is The ISSUE that has caused this problem

                        GRUMPY CAT --- OVER AND ME-OWT   :flaming:

   
                                           
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Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 4/21 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
« Last post by Real Quiet on April 23, 2018, 08:31:12 AM »
Congrats on the win Peeptoad and in breaking the $100 mark. Nicely played. Kudos Catalina on a good effort.


 A BIG SHOUT (OUT) TO RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER FOR THEIR ENTERTAINING EFFORTS
THANKS
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Handicapping / SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 4/21 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
« Last post by RUFFIAN on April 23, 2018, 06:27:17 AM »
  :forruffian:               **RESULTS**

           
           GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
                TO SUPURRR-SATURDAY
TODAY WE ARE AT CHARLES TOWN RACETRACK



''Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah river
Life is old there, Older than the Trees
Younger than the Mountains, blowing like a Breeze''
 

**OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE 'EARTH DAY' STAKES**
 

'EARTH DAY' IS CELEBRATED BY MORE THAN A BILLION PEOPLE 
TRYING TO CLEAN UP THE ENVIRONMENT ~ CLEAN AIR + WATER


DEFENDING CHAMP --> BLUNNY THE ''ENERGIZER-BUNNY''
WILL HAVE 10 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
          A REPEAT 'BUNNY-HOP' VICTORY
         


         ALL THE HORSES ARE STANDING QUIETLY IN THE GATE

   AND AWAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'EARTH DAY' STAKES....
             


ROARING OUT OF THE GATE ......
RUFFIAN'S 'INNER-CHEETAH' HAS LEFT THE REST WONDERING
IF THEIR GATE HAD MALFUNCTIONED, AS SHE HAS TAKEN
    A GIGANTICUS LEAD HEADING INTO THE TURN!
   


      ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


RUFFIAN'S LEAD HAS BEEN DESTROYED QUICKLY
AS REAL QUIET AND PEEPTOAD ARE NOW RIGHT AT THE FILLY'S TAIL!
  .....


IT'S JUST 2 LENGTHS BACK TO THUNDER CAT -&- CATALINA
CRUZAN -&- CIGARSHOP ARE NEXT JUST A LENGTH AHEAD
           OF DUSTY AND TIGER DANCER


DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY IS SEVERAL LENGTHS FARTHER BACK

TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING IS POST TIME MIKE
             


      ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


RUFFIAN SUDDENLY SPOOKED BADLY
AT SOMETHING SHE SAW ON THE TRACK ~ 
THO I CANNOT SEE WHAT IT IS FROM HERE
SHE IS DROPPING BACK QUICKLY,
LOSING ALL HER EARLY MOMENTUM



AND NOW IT IS PEEPTOAD ......
WHO HAS TAKEN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
WITH A RELENTLESS REAL QUIET NIPPING AT HER HEELS!
...


CATALINA IS RIGHT THERE GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
WITH A TENACIOUS THUNDER CAT JUST A HALF LENGTH BACK


  ~ IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP ~
DEFENDING CHAMP -- BLUNNY IS NEXT -- BUT APPEARS
TO BE RUNNING WITH A HALF-CHARGED BATTERY TODAY,
FAILING TO MOVE UP INTO CONTENTION FOR A REPEAT VICTORY
     


RUFFIAN IS RIGHT AT BLUNNY'S TAIL
BUT HER EARLY SPEED HAS GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO BIRD! 
       


WHATEVER 'SPOOKED' THE FILLY HAS AFFECTED HER DRAMATICALLY!
       


IT'S ANOTHER 2 LENGTHS BACK TO TIGER DANCER                                                                 
 FOLLOWED BY DUSTY ~ CRUZAN AND
   
  A LETHARGIC POST TIME MIKE
     


     ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


REAL QUIET IS TURNING UP THE HEAT ON PEEPTOAD
AND NOW IS RIGHT AT HER NECK
AS THESE TWO HEAD TO THE WIRE TOGETHER
IN WHAT HAS TURNED INTO A THRILLING MATCH RACE
          ~~ FILLY -VS- COLT ~~
 


          IT'S A 'MISNOMER' THAT COLTS ARE ALWAYS 
STRONGER, FASTER AND MORE LIKELY TO WIN IN A MATCH-UP!

CAN THE FIERCE FILLY HOLD ON?
CAN THE COURAGEOUS COLT MAKE ONE LAST WINNING MOVE?

   THE ANSWER TO BOTH QUESTIONS IS ==> YES + NO
             


YES ==> THE FILLY'S DYNAMIC DETERMINATION WAS SUPREME
WITH ONE FINAL LEAP OF POWER -- PEEPTOAD CLAIMS THE VICTORY!
                 


NO ==> THE COLT COULD NOT PASS HER

REAL QUIET ~ VALIANT IN DEFEAT IS AN IMPRESSIVE 'BRIDESMAID'
CATALINA TAKES THE SHOW
AS THUNDER CAT STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'


         $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ PEEPTOAD ==== $100.20
*Her BEST Effort Of This Season!                ~WINNER IN HOLLYWOOD~
   



2nd ~ REAL QUIET ===== $94.60
*A Colt/Dog Sandwich Between A Toad & A Cat! --
        Not sure about the Bird Tho  :lmao:
~BRIDESMAID~



3rd ~ CATALINA ===== $84.00
*Good Energy Gate To Wire
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ THUNDER CAT ==== $70.60  :OMG:
*Steals The Precious As A Glaring Blunny Looks On
         Thinking 'MY PRECIOUS'??  :lmao:
~RING-BEARER~


   ~~ALSO RAN~~


CIGARSHOP === $58

{DC}BLUNNY === $49.60



RUFFIAN === $48.60

TIGER DANCER === $42.20

DUSTY === $38.60

CRUZAN === $36.20

POST TIME MIKE === $35.80
*Seems He Heard About Those Dog House Las Vegas Dancers ~
    Which Held A Stronger Incentive Than The Penthouse
  ....


  WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM
        THE COUNTRY ROADS OF WEST VIRGINIA 
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME

~~Graphics By:  TIGER DANCER~~



                                               

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Handicapping / Re: **2017 MEOW-MIX-AWARDS ~ CAT-STRAVAGANZA** PART 1 & 2
« Last post by RUFFIAN on April 22, 2018, 02:27:30 PM »
     :lightbulb: ATTENTION: THIS IS *PART 2*  BUT DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES :lightbulb:
               THE AWARDS PRESENTATION COULD NOT FIT INTO ONE THREAD
*IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS FIRST IT IS DUE TO YOUR SETTINGS OF 'VIEW LAST REPLY 1ST'
     **SCROLL DOWN TO THE OPENING CEREMONY OF MEOW MIX AWARDS INTRO
=========================================================



 
 WE NOW MOVE ON TO OUR NEXT AWARD: RACE OF THE YEAR

MOVING LIKE A SPEEDING BULLET IS ....
 USAIN BOLT aka: 'LIGHTNING BOLT'
KNOWN AS 'THE FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD' ...
HERE TO PRESENT THE TROPHY FOR RACE OF THE YEAR''

   
''THANK YOU MR COLUMBO FOR THIS HONOR
I KNOW I RUN FAST, BUT I'M NO THOROUGHBRED!

I SEE WE HAVE 2 WORTHY RECIPIENTS FOR THIS ESTEEMED AWARD

BOTH ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING WE RARELY
ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO SEE IN RACING ....
THAT ELUSIVE SO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH  3-PEAT GLORY

AMERICAN PHAROAH WANTED TO BE HERE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HIS SCHEDULE IN THE BREEDING SHED TOOK
PRIORITY .... IT WOULD FOR ME TOO IF I WERE THAT LUCKY!

~DUSTY AND CRUZAN~ BOTH ACHIEVED THAT GLORY
AND BOTH TAKE HOME A 'RACE OF THE YEAR' AWARD!''

  


''JUST ONE MORE THING ...

WE HAVE ARRANGED A 'MATCH RACE' BETWEEN USAIN BOLT AND
LADY ELI -- INSTEAD OF A COLT -- TO MAYBE LEVEL THE FIELD A BIT
IN HIS FAVOR, THO IT'S UNLIKELY HE WILL HIT THE WIRE 1st!

     *****   *****   *****   *****   *****   *****   *****   *****



          ......
WELL FOLKS, NOW WE COME TO THE FINAL CURTAIN, THE 'BIG ONE'   :OMG:
     THE ESTEEMED -- HORSE OF THE YEAR AWARD

DUE TO THIS SEASON HAVING SUCH TIGHTLY CONTESTED CONTENDERS
WE WILL BE DOING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
TO DETERMINE THE FINAL OUTCOME:
 
SIMILAR TO THE TV SERIES: 'HOT BENCH' =  WITH 3 JUDGES
WE HAVE CALLED IN OUR TOP 3 TV JUDGES TO MAKE THE FINAL CALL

PLEASE GIVE A 'NON-JUDGMENTAL' WELCOME TO:
JUDGE JUDY, JUDGE MARILYN -&- JUDGE MATHIS

THESE THREE RENOWN JUDGES WILL HAVE A VERY TUFF TIME''


A HUSH FALLS OVER THE CROWD
AS THE 3 JUDGES APPROACH THE STAGE



JUDGE JUDY IS ABOUT TO SPEAK:

''BEFORE WE BEGIN, WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFER AN ADDITIONAL
'SPECIAL SERVICE APPRECIATION AWARD' TO ~TIGER DANCER~

FOR HER EXCEPTIONAL DEDICATION... DETERMINATION
AND EXHAUSTING HOURS OF RESEARCH TO PROVIDE
OUTSTANDINGLY CLEVER -&- WITTY GRAPHICS
TO THE RACE RESULTS EVERY WEEK THAT TURNS
RACE CALLS INTO AN EXTRAORDINARY MAGICAL EVENT
       


                                     
AND NOW ON WITH THE MOMENT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR:
  :rhrse:  THE HORSE OF THE YEAR AWARD    :rhrse:

THIS YEAR COULD BE SUB-TITLED: ''DOUBLE TROUBLE''
BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THE COLTS FOUND THEMSELVES
DEALING WITH WEEK AFTER WEEK THE ENTIRE YEAR!

OUR DECISION DID NOT COME EASY -- AS THE 3 OF US
COULD NOT AGREE ON A FINAL SINGLE HOTY CHOICE ....
WE DID CONCUR ON OUR RUNNER-UP HONORABLE MENTION TROPHY:

THIS WILL GO TO:  ~CATALINA~
* SUPURRR SATURDAY CHAMPION
* THE CAIXA ELETRONICA TROPHY

NOW AND THEN OVER THE YEARS WE HAVE HAD 2 TROPHIES AWARDED
       2017 WILL BE IN THE RECORD BOOKS AS ONE OF THEM   :thumbsup:

HERE ARE THE 2 'DYNAMIC-DUO-DOUBLE-TROUBLE' HOTY WINNERS

  ~~DUSTY~~
* MIDWEEK MAYHEM CHAMPION
* CRAFTY PROSPECTOR CHAMPION
* DH: FILLY OF THE YEAR
* 2nd:  B.O.T.S AWARD
* 2nd:  4-C AWARD


  ~~TIGER DANCER~~
* DISTORTED HUMOR (4th Time)
* GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
* B.O.T.S. CHAMPION
* CAPRICIOUS CALCULATING COMBO CHAMP (4-C)
* DH: FILLY OF THE YEAR
* 2nd: MIDWEEK MAYHEM CHAMPION
* 2nd: CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
* 2nd: SUPURR SATURDAY AWARD

       


PLEASE GIVE THESE 2 FIERCE FANTASTIC FILLYS THE STANDING
OVATION THEY DESERVE ~~ SHOWING UP FOR EVERY RACE
WITH EXUBERANCE, DETERMINATION, AND A WILL TO WIN!
       


                   
**AND NOW A STANDING OVATION FOR ALL OF OUR
             2017 MEOW-MIX AWARD WINNERS**



SO ANOTHER YEAR HAS SLIPPED INTO THE RECORD BOOKS
 ~~A YEAR OF TEARS -&- CHEERS .... SORROW -&- JOY~~

TEARS FOR OUR 2 LONG TIME COLTS
  CRIMINAL TYPE -&- JOHN HENRY 
WHO NOW RUN ACROSS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE

CHEERS AS WE SAW DUSTY -&- CRUZAN GAIN 3-PEAT VICTORY

SOME YEARS THE COLTS WERE UNTOUCHABLE IN ALMOST ALL AWARDS
SUCH AS:   CRIMINAL TYPE ~ REAL QUIET ~ STARK

SOME YEARS SAW A 'DOUBLE-BUBBLE' OF HOTY GLORY
CATALINA -&- CRIMINAL TYPE .... RUFFIAN -&- STARK

THIS PAST YEAR IT WAS THE FRISKY, FIERCE -&- FIERY FILLYS
  WHO BROUGHT THEIR 'A' GAME TO THE RECORD BOOKS!
            A = AMAZING ~ ASTOUNDING ~ AWESOME

BUT AS THE FINAL CURTAIN FALLS, 
ANOTHER NEW YEAR IS ON THE HORIZON
WAITING TO FILL THE RECORD BOOKS WITH
NEW EXCITING MOMENTS TO REMEMBER AND CHERISH

THE MEOW MIX STAFF WISH TO THANK ALL WHO MAKE OUR FORUM
EASILY THE MOST BODACIOUS ~ FUN FILLED BEST ONE OF ALL  :thumbsup:

TELL ALL YOUR HORSE LOVING FRIENDS ABOUT US AND PERHAPS
THIS NEW YEAR MAY SEE SOME NEW FACES IN THE STARTING GATE!

HAPPY 'MEW' YEAR -&- MAY ALL YOUR WHISKERS BE FROST-FREE!
                   
     


        **HAS ANYONE SEEN TIGER DANCER??  :lightbulb:
 UHHHH, IT SEEMS BOBBY FLAY TOOK A LIKING TO HER
 AND DECIDED TO MAKE HER A VERY FANCY DINNER
     


    ~~Graphics By:  TIGER DANCER~~



 
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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 4/25 @ HAWTHORNE
« Last post by RUFFIAN on April 22, 2018, 09:22:44 AM »
      :forruffian:
**CONGRATS TO --->THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'   :celebrate:
 WHO CAME TO RUN WITH  A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY GATE TO WIRE
                              NEVER NEEDING TO RE-CHARGE
    'BUNNY-HOPPING' LIKE A HERO TO BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS
                                               

VENUE:   HAWTHORNE

POST TIMES:  4:10 ET // 3:10 CT // 2:10 MT // 1:10 PT

                           ~~SCOREKEEPER~~
BRINGING THE RESULTS FROM YE OLE CAT HOUSE WILL BE
                  :evil:  ~ TIGER DANCER ~   :evil:
  DANCING WITH THE THUNDER-FROM-DOWN-UNDER
AS SHE CANOODLES WITH THE FRESH BATCH OF CATNIP
                                :chickendance:
**TIGER SAYS ....
       DANCING -AND- CANOODLING WITH THE DANCERS!!



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