GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
IN THE KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS AT CHURCHILL DOWNS
OUR FEATURE EVENT
MAY 23RD IS WORLD TURTLE DAY
''TURTLE VS: HARE'' STAKES
CAN SURE ~ STEADY + SLOW WIN THE DAY?
CAN A CLOSER LIKE ZENYATTA STEAL THE SHOW
WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA, RAVEN & BRI
DEFENDING CHAMPION, ROAMIN
WILL HAVE 8 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO STOP THE 'ROAMIN ENGINE' FROM ROARIN TO THE WIRE AHEAD OF THE REST
THE NIMBLE NINE ARE IN THE GATE ~ TURTLES OR HARES?
AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE ''TURTLE VS: HARE" STAKES
3 SPEEDY 'HARES' AWAY QUICKLY TAKING A BIG LEAD
THO NONE OF THE TRIO IS THE 'ENERGIZER BLUNNY'
DUSTY ~ THUNDER CAT & POST TIME MIKE
TAKE THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
THINGS HAVE CHANGED DRAMATICALLY IN THE 'WINX' OF AN EYE
THE 'THUNDERING CAT' HAS ROARED HER WAY TO A HUGE LEAD
CRUZAN WITH A SUDDEN EXPLOSIVE SURGE OF SPEED IS NEXT
FOLLOWED RIGHT AT HIS TAIL BY DUSTY WITH POWER OF HER OWN
BUT THIS DUO IS 13 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRISKY FILLY IN FRONT
IT'S 10 LENGTHS BACK TO ANOTHER TRIO SHOWING SOME ENERGY
ROAMIN ~ RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER
THE FINAL TRIO OF TARDY 'TURTLES' SO FAR
BLUNNY ~ REAL QUIET ~ POST TIME MIKE
BUT REMEMBER ~ WHEN THE HARE & TURTLE MET WHAT HAPPENED?
SO THAT SCENARIO MAY BE TRUE IN A HORSE RACE
AFTER ALL ~ THIS IS THE 'TURTLE VS: HARE' STAKES
AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
THUNDER CAT IS STARTING TO LOOK LEG WEARY
NOW THE CLOSERS ARE STARTING TO PUT THE PRESSURE ON HER
DUSTY ~ BLUNNY & REAL QUIET ARE ON THE MOVE GAINING QUICKLY
CRUZAN'S EARLIER ENERGY IS WANING AS THE COLT IS BACKING UP
RUFFIAN'S ROARING CHEETAH IS JUST PURRRING NOW
DOING THEIR TURTLE TANGO AT THE BACK
ROAMIN ~ TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
THUNDER CAT IS LOSING GROUND WITH EVERY STRIDE
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS NEXT ~
HOPPING ALONG VERY FAST ON A HIGHLY CHARGED BATTERY
PASSING DUSTY CLOSING IN ON THE LEADER WITH EVERY HOOFBEAT
REAL QUIET IS ANYTHING BUT QUIET NOW
THE CAPRICIOUS CALCULATING COLT IS MOVING LIKE A JET PLANE UP THE RAIL
PASSING DUSTY AS IF THE FILLY WERE OUT FOR A MORNING JOG!
BLUNNY WITH A QUICK LOOK OVER HIS SHOULDER
HEARS THE THUNDERING HOOFS BEHIND HIM ~
CONTEMPLATING THE IRONY OF THE 'THUNDER' IS BEING DONE BY 'REAL QUIET'
WITH ONE FINAL SPECTACULAR SURGE OF SPEED ~
THE SLOW MOVING 'TURTLE TEMPO' REAL QUIET
HAS INDEED DONE WHAT THE STORYBOOK TURTLE DID TO THE HARE!
AND IRONICALLY DID IT TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BUNNY'
THIS RESULT WILL GO DOWN IN THE 'DISTORTED HUMOR' RECORD BOOK
$$$ TURTLE VS: HARE OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
{REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO COMMANDER CAT}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.netREAL QUIET = $102.50
* Slow But Steady From The Gate ~
Sensational Speed Second Half
Amazing Awesome Acceleration!
Turtle Prevails Over Hare {aka: Bunny}
BLUNNY = $90.30
* The Energizer-Blunny Battery Highly Charged = ALMOST Enough
Bunny BridesMan Of The Day
DUSTY = $86.80
* Super Speedy 1st Half ~ Dwindled Dramatically 2nd Half
But Enuff To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet!
THUNDER CAT = $81.30
* Sizzling Start ~ Record Setting Fractions ~ Then Sizzle To Fizzle Suddenly
The Filly Will Be Examined Back At The Barn To Be Sure All Is OK
Then She Heads To The Shire To Steal The Precious
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
CRUZAN = $76.40
RUFFIAN = $62.40
TIGER DANCER = $57.40
{{DC}} ROAMIN = $45.60
* Almost A Yo-Yo-Dude Award!
POST TIME MIKE = $40.40 {3 X 20/20 Perfect Vision?}
* Dog House Awaits
Milk Bone Biscuits
Rawhide Chew Toys
Vegas ShowGirl Dancers
No Wonder He Tried So Hard For The Key!
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM KENTUCKY
WISHING ALL A SAFE ~ SECURE ~ SANE SECLUSION
BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU ARE NOT SO ALONE
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AND FROM RUFFIAN ~ THAT WOULD BE KITTEN'S JOY
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