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**MM BOTS RESULTS**
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM @
KEENELAND RACE TRACK IN KENTUCKY
OUR RACE CALL IS BEING PRESENTED BY --> RUFF-ZILLA
ROARING ON IN TO REPLACE CRUZAN
ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED TO ANNOUNCE TODAY'S EVENT
THE FEATURE EVENT: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
**FILLY KITTYS -VS- COLT DOGS**
DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO
WILL HAVE 8 CHALLENGERS TRYING
TO PREVENT A REPEAT VICTORY ROMP!
THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE
READY TO BATTLE THE 'GENDER-GAME'
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO .....
8 AWAY IN GOOD ORDER
AS BLUNNY STALLED EXITING THE GATE
RUFFIAN & DUSTY OFF WITH A SHORT LEAD, QUICKLY JOINED
BY CATALINA + TIGER DANCER
BUT ~ THESE 4 FRISKY FILLYS DON'T HOLD THE LEAD VERY LONG
~~HEADING INTO THE TURN~~
IT'S SUDDENLY DEFENDING CHAMP, EL PRADO & CRUZAN
WITH AN EXPLOSIVE SURGE OF SPEED
ZOOMING ON BY TO TAKE THE LEAD ~ JOINING CATALINA
AFTER RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY & TIGER DANCER
FAILED TO SUSTAIN THEIR EARLY MOMENTUM ~
THIS TENACIOUS TRIO LEAD THE WAY BY 10 LENGTHS
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
IT'S NOW CATALINA OUT ALONE, WITH AN IMPRESSIVE LEAD
EL PRADO & CRUZAN RUNNING WITH GOOD ENERGY ARE
8 LENGTHS BACK ~ FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER
IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST WHO ARE SHOWING
LITTLE SIGNS OF SPEED OR INTEREST IN RUNNING ~ YET
RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY
~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
IT'S A CONFIDENT CATALINA LEADING THE WAY
EL PRADO & CRUZAN, NECK & NECK ARE NEXT, 10 LENGTHS BACK
TIGER DANCER STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP IS ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS
BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO ~
CIGARSHOP SUDDENLY AWAKENED, TO JOIN DUSTY
BUT THIS DAWDLING DUO IS STILL FAR BACK
BLUNNY ~ RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT ARE IN ANOTHER
TIME ZONE DOING THE TURTLE-TEMP0-TRIO-TANGO!
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
A CALCULATING CAREFREE CATALINA CLEARLY SHOWING
HER FEARLESS FESTIVE FILLY NATURE WITH NO CHALLENGER
EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO CAUSE CONCERN
IT'S AN ENERGIZED EL PRADO, TRYING HER BEST TO CLOSE
THE HUGE GAP IN AN EFFORT TO REPEAT ~ BUT THE CHANCE
OF THAT IS QUICKLY FADING AS CATALINA HAS SUDDENLY
ROARED WITH YET ANOTHER SUPER SIZZLING SURGE OF SPEED
THE FLAMBOYANTLY FIERCE FILLY IS MAKING A MOCKERY
OUT OF THE RACE NOW, PUTTING ON A DEMONSTRATION
OF POWER AND AWESOME AUTHORITY AS SHE HEADS TO
THE WIRE ~ WALLOWING IN FLAWLESS FILLY BOTS GLORY!
CRUZAN IS STAYING RIGHT WITH EL PRADO AS THESE 2
BATTLE FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY
TIGER DANCER, DANCING TO THE BEAT OF HER OWN DRUM
IS NOT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THE FLOWERS
BUT EASILY WILL STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
**CONGRATS TO CATALINA ON HER BIG WIN
AND BODACIOUS BOTS VICTORY
$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
1st ~ CATALINA === $91.00
*Dynamic Display Of Ferocious Filly Power
~WINNER / QUEEN-BRIDE~2nd ~ {DC}EL PRADO ==== $55.00
*Good Effort .... But No One
Was Gonna Catch The Fast Filly In Front
3rd ~ CRUZAN === $54.60
*When $.40 Makes A Difference!
4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $44.80
*Steals The Precious ~ Not Enuff 'Tony-Tiger' In Da Tank
~RING-THIEF~ ~~ALSO RAN~~
CIGARSHOP === $27.20
DUSTY === $25.00
BLUNNY === $14.40
RUFFIAN === $9.60
*Having A 'Hissy-Fit' Over Losing The Cat House Key By $3.80
THUNDER CAT === $5.80
*Heading To The Cat House, For A Bodacious Buffet Of Catnip
And Charismatic Chippendales = The Dancers Not The Chipmunks!
~~~ WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM THE BLUEGRASS OF KENTUCKY
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
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