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4051
                :forruffian:

FREAKY ~ FEISTY ~ FRIVOLOUS
    + FUNKY @ FAIR GROUNDS

                    :chickendance:
 
CAN THE 'BLADING WILD CAT'
'RISE UP'  INTO FAME
WITH A 'HOT ZAPPER' STYLE
LIVING UP TO HER NAME

*******************************

RACE 1 >   7  10  1  12  9
.... FUZZY'S DEVIL   :evil:
~~~

A LITTLE BIT TOUCHY
HOLLAND DIAMOND


RACE 2 >   6  8   2  1  5
.... WAR HAWK
  ~OR~ 
DIXIE WINTER
CHA MONO


RACE 3 >   6  3  5  7  1
.... NO RULES NOW
~~~

HOPEFUL NOTION
REQUEST A PUCK


RACE 4 >   3  1  8  6  4
.... BLADING WILD CAT        :forruffian:


ALL WOMAN
GLAMORIDE


RACE 5 >   5  12  1  6  8
.... CRYPTO GOOD


ENCHANTED RIVER
LEMON HERO


RACE 6 >   9  3  5  10  7
... NEV'S  CAT               :forruffian:


AQTAAR
KAMCHATKA


RACE 7 >   4  5  1  3  2
ARTIST CRY

UNBRIDLED FOREVER
UNTAPABLE


RACE 8 >  6  2  1  3  5
.... SKYRING


BURN THE MORTGAGE
AMIRA'S PRINCE


RACE 9 >   10  1  5  9  12
HOT ZAPPER

BLUE 42
THEY CALLED HIM BIG (Cowboy)    :puppykisses:


RACE 10 >   4  6  3  7  5
.... PRAYER FOR RELIEF


SUNBEAN
GOLDEN SOUL


RACE 11 >   8  7  4  5  9
.... RISE UP


COMMANDING CURVE
FLAT GONE


RACE 12 >   6  7  12  10  11
.... IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE


PRIME CURVES
OLD PAL OF MINE


RACE 13 >   14 (AE)  11  6  2  9  12
.... STARRY WALK (AE)


BE A CHEROKEE
TRESPASS


FLORIDA DERBY >   1  8  2  4  3
   WILDCAT RED                :forruffian:
(Big Shocker, Eh!)


SPOT
MATADOR

4052
Handicapping / $$SUPURRR $$SATURDAY ~ 3/29 ~ FAIR GROUNDS + FLA DERBY
« on: March 27, 2014, 10:13:27 AM »
         :forruffian:

**CONGRATS TO ---> KD
  WHO RAN LIKE A CHAMPION 
IN AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY GALLOP

VENUE: FAIR GROUNDS -{13 RACES} -- FEATURING THE LOUISIANA DERBY
  ~~~
                  **PLUS THE FLORIDA DERBY (GP R14)**
A LONG MARATHON DAY BUT AN EXCITING ONE FOR SURE
(ADD YOUR FLORIDA DERBY PIX BENEATH YOUR FAIR GROUNDS ENTRY)

POST TIME:
12:30pm ~ CENTRAL TIME ZONE
11:30am ~ MOUNTAIN
10:30am ~ PACIFIC
 1:30pm ~  EASTERN

FORECAST: MOSTLY CLOUDY -- HIGH 73F  //  CHANCE OF RAIN = 28%

:evil: ===> RUFFARAMA RULES <===

* PROGRAM ## = MANDATORY

* NAMES HIGHLY SUGGESTED ==> NOT MANDATORY
* SOME PLAYERS USE NAME WITH FIRST MAIN PICK
==> YOUR CHOICE TO RISK OR NOT

* NAME RULES OVER PRG # IF INCLUDED WITH ENTRY
* IF PRG ## TYPO WITHOUT NAME (TOO BAD / SO SAD)
* IT IS THE PLAYER'S RESPONSIBILITY TO NOTIFY RUFFIAN OF TYPO                           
      OR POST THE ERROR ON THE THREAD IN A NEW POST

* ALL CHANGES MUST BE IN NEW POST
* NO EDITING TO ORIGINAL ENTRY PIX
* EDITS TO ORIGINAL ENTRY ## WILL NOT BE CREDITED!
* ALL CHANGES MUST BE POSTED PRIOR TO R1

* GRAPHICS & COMMENTS MAY BE EDITED IN

* CHOOSE 1 HORSE / 2 ALTS (More If U Prefer)
* AE HORSES MAY BE INCLUDED: ADD XTRA ALTS

* TURF / MTO PIX SEPARATE BENEATH REGULAR ENTRY
DESIGNATE AS: OFF TURF OR MTO

* XTRA ALTS SUGGESTED FOR TURF RACES

* COUPLED ENTRIES:
==> IF U WANT JUST ONE PART OF AN ENTRY
DESIGNATE BY EITHER 'NAME' OR 'ONLY'
EXAMPLES:
#1A > COURAGEOUS CAT
#1A ONLY
#1A
* IF U HAVE JUST #1 = U WILL GET BOTH

* WINNER CHOOSES VENUE FOR FOLLOWING WEEK
* NO LATER THAN THURSDAY 5pm ~ EASTERN
====> EARLIER IS APPRECIATED!                                                                                       

NOTIFY RUFFIAN VIA EMAIL OF YOUR CHOICE
* NOTE: WE ALWAYS PLAY THE TRACK FEATURING DERBY PREP RACES

QUESTIONS? 
EMAIL ME AT:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net


4053
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/26 ~ *RESULTS* - FAIR GROUNDS
« on: March 26, 2014, 05:27:20 PM »

====> RESULTS  <====

STEPPING IN TO LEND A HELPING PAW TO KD
WHO IS TEMPORARILY INCAPACITATED ------
HE WILL SCORE FOR ME NEXT TIME I AM LAST

        :rhrse:        :rhrse:         :rhrse:

**TODAY BELONGED TO ---> BLUNNY -- FROM GATE TO WIRE

TIGER DANCER STAYED RIGHT WITH HIM
 AS DID CRIMINAL TYPE
BUT IN THE FINAL FURLONG......
IT WAS ALL BLUNNY .... ALONE AT THE WIRE

                 :celebrate:

-$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$-
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN

BLUNNY ======== $81.00

TIGER DANCER === $57.80

CRIMINAL TYPE === $55.20

JOHN HENRY ===== $45.40 (Gains The Precious)

CIGARSHOP ===== $44.60

CATALINA ====== $33.20

RUFFIAN ======= $31.20

DUSTY ======== $5.20 ---> GETS TO REDECORATE THE CAT HOUSE! 
     WHOOO HOOO    :chickendance:

4054
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/26 ~ FAIR GROUNDS
« on: March 24, 2014, 04:51:28 PM »
                  :forruffian:


CIGARSHOP WROTE ---
"The COLTS will rule once again"

NEED I REMIND CIGARSHOP ...... WHO WON BOTS LAST WEEK?    :tongue:

HERE IS A CLUE ===> IT WAS NOT A COLT!    :lmao:


4055
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/26 ~ FAIR GROUNDS
« on: March 24, 2014, 12:28:26 PM »
                         :forruffian:

FREAKY - FUNKY + FEISTY @ FAIR GROUNDS

I CAN HEAR THE ROAR
OF MY FELINE 'KIN'
THE WORDS ALL ECHO
WITH ---- 'WIN LION WIN'

****************************************

RACE 1 >  6  2  4  1  3
... COURTESY CAT             
   

HERO FORCE
M DICTATION


RACE 2 >   3  8  1  2  6
.... HOOKAH LADY
~(Legal Too)

ANNOY
SYNAPSE


RACE 3 >   7  6  4  2  1
.... DARKNESS LOVE
~~~

MAD GENIUS
WAJIR ON ME


RACE 4 >   8  3  2  4  1
.... FLY TO THE SKY


FEISTY FLIRT
ABELHA MAESTRA


RACE 5 >   4  5  3  2  8
.... CANDIANO  (Gray)


U DO KNOW JACK (BAUER?)
HIGH HOPES E DAY


RACE 6 >   7  2  1  3  6
.... MILLENIUM STAR


ON THE SAME PAGE
EXPAND THE MOMENT


RACE 7 >   1  5  2  7  3
.... SOCIAL MISFIT


TENSAS COLD FRONT
RUN RIGHT AT IT


RACE 8 >   5  7  9  8  2
.... WIN LION WIN   
         
  :forruffian:

WORLDLY VISION
ZILKER PARK


RACE 9 >   5  9  4  1
.... LOOK LISTEN + LEARN


DOURO
MIDNIGHT GLIDE   
****************************************

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER 

4056
                                :forruffian:

**KITTY CONGRATS TO THE MIGHTY DOG ... KD       :celebrate:

NO WAY IS THIS FINE FILLY STAYIN IN THAT MESSED UP DOG HOUSE!      :flaming:

THE STENCH OF STALE BEER ------ CIGAR SMOKE ------
 KIBBLE ALL OVER THE FLOOR --- EVER CONSIDER FOOD BOWLS?
                                 TYPICAL MAN CAVE
                                           :OMG:

I SHALL RESIDE IN MY FASHIONABLE FELINE FANCY FEAST CAT CONDO
WITH NEW HIGH RISE SCRATCHING POSTS + FAUX FUR LINED BED
  ~~~ ~~~

                                      :forruffian:

4057
Handicapping / $SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 3/22 *RESULTS* ~ TURFWAY PARK
« on: March 23, 2014, 09:14:28 PM »

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO
SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT TURFWAY PARK


OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS:  THE RUFFARAMA STAKES
PRESENTED BY: COWBOY MAGIC
YOUR HORSE WILL SHINE EVEN OUT OF THE WINNER'S CIRCLE!

TODAY'S RACE IS BEING RUN AT: 1 1/4 M

THE HORSES ARE ENTERING THE TRACK
NOW LET'S MEET OUR STELLAR FIELD:


PP #1 >> RUFFIAN ---------------------- 3/1

PP #2 >> CRIMINAL TYPE -------------- 25/1
 2011 + 2013 HOTY

PP #3 >> JOHN HENRY ----------------- 9/2

PP #4 >> DUSTY -------------------------8/1
 2010 HOTY

PP #5 >> BLUNNY --------------------- 10/1

PP #6 >> CIGARSHOP {DC} ---------- 5/2

PP #7 >> GOTADUN-QH -------------- 20/1

PP #8 >> CATALINA ------------------ 12/1

PP #9 >> KD -------------------------- 9/2

PP #10 > TIGER DANCER {DC} ------ 5/2

EVERYONE HAS LOADED WITHOUT INCIDENT
EXCEPT FOR RUFFIAN WHO SEEMS VERY MUCH ON EDGE
---- LATHERED UP AND SEEMINGLY ANNOYED AT SOMETHING

WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:

          ** CATRAGEOUS **


THANK YOU MIKE...

THE HORSES ARE STANDING QUIETLY AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE RUFFARAMA....


GOING OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD IS JOHN HENRY

JUST A LENGTH OFF OF THE LEADER ARE ~
KD --- GOTADUN --- CIGARSHOP --- RUFFIAN  +  CATALINA

IT'S ANOTHER 3 LENGTHS BACK TO
CRIMINAL TYPE ---BLUNNY --- DUSTY  +  TIGER DANCER

-------- HEADING INTO THE TURN -------

NOW IT'S CATALINA WHO HAS TAKEN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
SHOWING BRILLIANT SPEED
BUT SHE JUST LEADS BY A HALF LENGTH WITH
KD + CIGARSHOP RIGHT AT HER TAIL

JOHN HENRY STILL RUNNING WELL IS NEXT

GOTADUN + CRIMINAL TYPE + BLUNNY ARE ANOTHER 2 LENGTHS BACK

AND WAY AT THE BACK NOW ARE
RUFFIAN -- TIGER DANCER + DUSTY

----- THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH -----

AND WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF SENSATIONAL SPEED
CRIMINAL TYPE HAS COME FROM THE CLOUDS TO TAKE THE LEAD

BUT JUST AS SUDDENLY IT IS NOW KD WITH A MOVE OF HIS OWN
TO RUN RIGHT PAST CRIMINAL TYPE AND TAKE COMMAND

AND THERE GOES BLUNNY FLYING UP THE RAIL TO JOIN THE
OTHER 2 COLTS ON THE LEAD
(HAS SOMEONE SPOTTED BENNY THE BLADE?? 
      MAYBE THAT'S WHAT GOT THE COLTS FIRED UP & RUNNING TODAY!!)
    :OMG:

CATALINA --- THE LONE FILLY IN THE FRAY IS NEXT AND STILL
IS RUNNING STRONGLY

JOHN HENRY ALSO RUNNING WELL IS RIGHT THERE WITH CATALINA

IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
CIGARSHOP --- DUSTY --- GDQH --- TIGER DANCER

AND RUNNING IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE IS RUFFIAN
WHO HAS SHOWED NO INTEREST IN THE RACE FROM THE GATE

SHE IS WEAVING ALL OVER THE TRACK AND PROBABLY WILL BE
EXAMINED BACK AT THE BARN TO SEE WHAT HER PROBLEM IS?

----- AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME -----

NOW IT'S ALL KD PUTTING ON AN EXHIBITION ----
THE COLT IS RUNNING LIKE A CHAMPION
AND SHOWING NO SIGN OF SLOWING DOWN

IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO A QUARTET OF CHALLENGERS

BLUNNY --- CRIMINAL TYPE --- CATALINA + JOHN HENRY

THESE 5 ARE RUNNING THEIR OWN RACE ----
AS THE REST OF THE FIELD HAS NO CHANCE
AND ARE ABOUT 15 LENGTHS BACK

IT'S NOW A STAMPEDE ON THE FRONT END

KD WITH YET ANOTHER SURGE OF SPEED HAS INCREASED
HIS LEAD AS THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

BLUNNY ALSO WITH ANOTHER BURST OF POWER
 IS HOLDING ONTO 2nd

CRIMINAL TYPE + CATALINA LOCKED IN THEIR OWN BATTLE
STRIDE FOR STRIDE .... NECK + NECK

JOHN HENRY WITH A SUDDEN SURGE IS RIGHT THERE

 AND HERE IS THE WIRE.....

NO PHOTO FOR THE WIN TODAY FOLKS ---

1st ~ KD SHOWING POWER + SUPREMACY FROM THE GATE
--------------- WINS BY DAYLIGHT

2nd ~ BLUNNY HOLDS ON -- BRIDESMAID TODAY

===> PHOTO FOR SHOW <===


CRIMINAL TYPE + CATALINA ------ WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL

STEWARDS TAKING A LONG TIME EXAMINING THE REPLAY.....

AND IT'S A DEAD HEAT FOR THE SHOW SPOT!

THIS IS THE 3rd DH IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS!
JUST PROVES HOW EVENLY MATCHED THESE HORSES ARE


-$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$-
  *CHECK ALL TICKETS*
---> REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN

K D ------------------------------------ $91.70
~TODAY'S TOP-DOG~


BLUNNY ------------------------------- $62.10
~BRIDESMAID~

CRIMINAL TYPE + CATALINA ---------$56.40
~FLOWER-BEARERS~

JOHN HENRY -------------------------- $53.30 --(Takes The Precious)
~RING-BEARER~

-ALSO RAN-

CIGARSHOP {DC} ------------- $37.80
DUSTY ------------------------- $29.00
GDQH -------------------------- $23.70
TIGER DANCER {DC} --------- $14.40
RUFFIAN ------------------------ $4.80 (EASED IN FINAL FURLONG)
--->BACK TO THE 'CAT-HOUSE'


******************************************************
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM TURFWAY PARK
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
*****************************************************

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER

4058
Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/26 ~ *RESULTS* - FAIRGROUNDS
« on: March 23, 2014, 09:29:49 AM »
                       :forruffian:

**CONGRATS TO ---> RUFFIAN
  WHO ROARED IN THE FINAL FURLONG TO SHOCK
EVERYONE WHEN HER NOSE TOUCHED THE WIRE FIRST

HER CHOICE OF VENUE
FUNKY - FREAKY - FRISKY - FRIVOLOUS - FUN @ FAIR GROUNDS -{9 RACES}

POST TIME:  1:25pm ~ CENTRAL TIME

SCORE-KEEPER =>  KD

FORECAST: MOSTLY SUNNY -- HIGH 61F // CHANCE OF RAIN = 05%


===> MIDWEEK MAYHEM RULES <===

* ALL Changes MUST Be In A NEW POST -- Prior To R 1

===> ONLY CHANGES!
===> NOT ENTIRE ENTRY!
Edits Of Pix To Original Entry
Will NOT Be Credited

===> This Does NOT Apply
To Adding Graphics Or Comments
** ONLY Applies To Entry Picks

* Pick 1 Horse + 2 Alts
Additional Alts Suggested!
* Especially On TURF

* Prg # ===> Mandatory

* NAMES ===> Optional
* IF Name IS Included in Original Post
* NAME RULES OVER PRG ## In Case Of Typo

==> But It Is The PLAYER'S Responsibility
==> To Notify Scorekeeper Of The Error
==> SCORER Won't Check If Your Prg ## Matches The Name
==> OR -- U MAY POST THE ERROR IN NEW POST

* COUPLED ENTRIES
You Automatically Get BOTH
But You MAY Choose ONE ONLY

* SPECIFY Which 1 U Want + (Only)
Examples:
1a - Courageous Cat - ONLY
Or: #1 Only -- #1A Only - #1A

**** IF U Have Just #1 = U Will Get Both!
==> NO NEED TO TYPE 1/1a <==

* ALSO-ELIGIBLE
You MAY Use An AE Horse
And Add Xtra Alts To Entry
In Case AE Doesn't Get In

* OFF TURF
You MAY Include Separate OFF-TURF-PIX
Specify Those Beneath Regular Pix
AS ==> OFF TURF or MTO

* WINNER CHOOSES VENUE
  (Except Prior To TC / BC Days)
* CHECK WEATHER FORECAST IN VENUE AREA

* WINNER: ====>  NOTIFY RUFFIAN OF VENUE
* VIA EMAIL: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

* No Later Than 5pm ~ Eastern - MONDAY
-----> EARLIER Is APPRECIATED

* LOSER > Scores Next Week

* SCORING:
All Money Earned By #1 Pick
WIN ~ PLACE ~ SHOW
Be Sure To Check Scratches!

QUESTIONS - FEEDBACK?
EMAIL:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

         :forruffian:

4059
Handicapping / Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 3/22 ~ TURFWAY PARK
« on: March 21, 2014, 01:52:12 PM »
                       :forruffian:


   TENACIOUS + TRICKY @ TURFWAY

WILL MY 'ZENSATIONAL BUNNY' HOP TO THE WIRE
OR RUN LIKE A WINNER AND POSSIBLY FIRE?
WILL I DANCE THE 'ZANDANGO'  + WIN THE HIGH SCORE
WILL ANY OF THESE CHOICES THEN  MAKE ME ROAR?

*************************************************
                                       
RACE 1 >  3  2  6  1  4
.... GOT NO ANSWERS
~~~

WAKI MISTRESS
AGHAMORA


RACE 2 >   2  6  1  5  8
... AFRICAN WATERS


BROADWAY BLUES
LATE CHARGE (aka: Cheetah)


RACE 3 > 4  1A  7  1  5
ZANDANGO

WISH ON A STAR (only)
.... SWEET MISCHIEF



RACE 4 > 2  1  5  7  3
.... PHIL'S WILDCAT  (aka = Miss Kay)
~~HAPPY-HAPPY-HAPPY~ 

I'VE HAD MY SAY
OFFLEE  SINISTER


RACE 5 >  2  4  5  7  6
.... CITIZEN SASSY


TOP TIER LASS
BRIEF REIGN


RACE 6 >   6  5  4  7  8
.... SCORE CAT             :forruffian:


RED HOT PLOT
CONSPIRED


RACE 7 >   8  7  4  2  5
.... MAGICAL MOMENT


JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD
PROFESSOR TREK


RACE 8 >   3  5  7  6  2
.... SASSY KITTEN                :forruffian:


FEMME FATALE
TOWN FLIRT


RACE 9 >   1  7  2  5  4
.... ANIMAL STYLE


GHOST IS CLEAR
STORMY GOING


RACE 10 >  10  6  3   2  11
.... ZENSATIONAL BUNNY          :puppykisses:     


SUPER SKY
CHEERFUL CONTENDER


RACE 11 >   1  9  7  12  8
... BIG BAZINGA  --  Sheldon Rules!
 

ALMOST FAMOUS
ALL TIED UP


RACE 12 >  7  1  11  3  9
... STANDING TALL
 
 {If Only In My Dreams}

SILENT COURAGE
DECAMP

**********************************

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~


4060
Handicapping / $SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 3/22 ~ TURFWAY PARK
« on: March 20, 2014, 10:11:21 AM »
                    :forruffian:
**CONGRATS TO THE DYNAMIC DUO OF
  ---> TIGER DANCER + CIGARSHOP

WHO COULD NOT STAND TO LET THE OTHER ONE WIN ~ ~ ~
LETTING  THEIR NOSES TOUCH THE WIRE  TOGETHER IN PURRRFECT TIMING!

VENUE =>  TURFWAY PARK -{12 RACES} ---> FEATURING THE SPIRAL STAKES

POST TIME:  1:10pm ~ EASTERN

FORECAST: PARTLY CLOUDY -- HIGH 53F //  CHANCE OF RAIN = 05%

===> RUFFARAMA RULES <===

* PROGRAM ## = MANDATORY

* NAMES HIGHLY SUGGESTED => NOT MANDATORY
* SOME PLAYERS USE NAME WITH FIRST MAIN PICK
==> YOUR CHOICE TO RISK OR NOT

* NAME RULES OVER PRG # IF INCLUDED WITH ENTRY
* IF PRG ## TYPO WITHOUT NAME (TOO BAD / SO SAD)

* ALL CHANGES MUST BE IN NEW POST
* NO EDITING TO ORIGINAL ENTRY PIX
* EDITS TO ORIGINAL ENTRY ## WILL NOT BE CREDITED!
* ALL CHANGES MUST BE POSTED PRIOR TO R1

* GRAPHICS & COMMENTS MAY BE EDITED IN

* CHOOSE 1 HORSE / 2 ALTS (More If U Prefer)
* AE HORSES MAY BE INCLUDED: ADD XTRA ALTS

* TURF / MTO PIX SEPARATE BENEATH REGULAR ENTRY
DESIGNATE AS: OFF TURF OR MTO
* XTRA ALTS SUGGESTED FOR TURF RACES

* COUPLED ENTRIES
==> IF U WANT JUST ONE PART OF AN ENTRY
DESIGNATE BY EITHER 'NAME' OR 'ONLY'
EXAMPLES:
#1A > COURAGEOUS CAT
#1A ONLY
#1A
* IF U HAVE JUST #1 = U WILL GET BOTH

* WINNER CHOOSES VENUE FOR FOLLOWING WEEK
* NO LATER THAN THURSDAY -- 5pm ~ EASTERN
------> EARLIER IS APPRECIATED!

NOTIFY RUFFIAN VIA EMAIL OF YOUR CHOICE
QUESTIONS?   
EMAIL ME AT =>   RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

4061
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 3/19 ~ GULFSTREAM PARK
« on: March 19, 2014, 09:34:24 AM »
TYPO ON R4
FOOLISH TIGER = #9 Not #8
             :headshake:
:

4062
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 3/19 ~ GULFSTREAM PARK
« on: March 19, 2014, 09:17:40 AM »
B O T S
BATTLE OF THE SEXES

EXPLANATION ON ITS OWN THREAD
===> HISTORY OF BOTS <===

HOW IT ALL BEGAN
SO READ THAT FOR EXPLANATION

 :forruffian:

4063
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 3/19 ~ GULFSTREAM PARK
« on: March 18, 2014, 11:51:08 AM »
       :forruffian:


GRANDIOSE + GLORIOUS
                  OR
     GROSS + GHASTLY?
           

MY 'DIVA SPIRIT' IS RUNNING STRONG
MY INNER CHEETAH IS READY TO ROAR
WILL IT BE SOME 'OOOHS + AAAHS'
OR WILL MY PIX JUST FAIL TO SCORE?
                :banghead:


RACE 1 >   4  5  3  6  2
.... SWEET KALEAH


RED CODE
LATE TO THE PARTY


RACE 2 >   8  2  6  4  7
.... HEADWING


WAKE UP + GO
OH THE GIFT (OF GAB!)


RACE 3 >   6  5  2  1  3
.... SUPREME PRIVILEGE
~~~

HIGH GUAGE
TIZ NAUGHTY


RACE 4 >  8  6  1  2  10
.... FOOLISH TIGER       

     :forruffian:

VOLCANO RUN
SMARTS


RACE 5 >   2  7  1  5  3

      .... OOOHS + AAAHS
~~~
~~~

COURAGE BELONGS
CONCORD'S MARCH


RACE 6 >   5  4  1  8  7
.... U TOO TWEET


NOTHIN BUT TOUGH
EARLY GLORY


RACE 7 >  1  4  7  3  8
... UNIKAT                         


BOSS MAN
TRECASTLE


RACE 8 >   4  7  6  8  2
.... DIVA SPIRIT


PIXIE DEVIL
MALIBU RED


RACE 9 >   7  2  8  4  6
....BAFFOONERY     

     :chickendance:
 
DIDN'T TAKE IT
DON'T SAY NO


RACE 10 >   8  10  2  7  9
... INDIAN STARLIGHT


TREE HUGGER (YEP)
WILL TO SHINE

************************************

~~Graphics By:  TIGER DANCER~~



4064
Handicapping / $SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 3/15 ~ *RESULTS* - OAKLAWN PARK
« on: March 16, 2014, 09:30:17 PM »

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO
  SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT OAKLAWN PARK


TODAY'S FEATURE EVENT: THE RUFFARAMA STAKES

PRESENTED BY: PUPS-A-PONY CARROT-CRUNCHY TREATS
GOOD FOR YOUR POOCH + PONY TOO!

TODAY'S FEATURE RACE BEING RUN AT: 1 1/8 M

THE HORSES ARE ENTERING THE TRACK
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:

LEADING THE OUT --- PRANCING ALONG WITH A QUICK STEP IS:

PP #1 >> RUFFIAN ------------------- 13/1

PP #2 >> CRIMINAL TYPE ----------- 33/1
 2011 + 2013 HOTY

PP #3 >> DUSTY --------------------- 7/2
 2010 HOTY

PP #4 >> TIGER DANCER ----------- 20/1

PP #5 >> JOHN HENRY -------------- 7/1

PP #6 >> GOTADUN-QH ------------ 20/1

PP #7 >> CIGARSHOP -------------- 15/1

PP #8 >> BLUNNY ------------------- 5/2

PP #9 >> POST TIME MIKE -------- 20/1

PP #10 > PEEPTOAD ---------------- 7/2

PP #11 > KD {DC} ------------------ 5/2

AS THE HORSES ARE BEING LOADED
WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER

       ** FELINEICIOUS **


THANK YOU FRANK --

EVERYONE IS GOING IN WITHOUT INCIDENT
EXCEPT FOR JOHN HENRY + BLUNNY WHO SEEM TO BE
LATHERED UP AND FUSSY TODAY

BOTH ARE BEING BACKED IN NOW AND
WE ARE FINALLY READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!


IT'S A TRIO OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD
TIGER DANCER --- CIGARSHOP --- POST TIME MIKE

JUST A HALF LENGTH BEHIND THEM ARE DUSTY + KD

IT'S ONLY A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
BLUNNY + RUFFIAN + PEEPTOAD

AND THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE
GOTADUN --- CRIMINAL TYPE --- JOHN HENRY

AND INTO THE TURN THEY GO

WITH A SUDDEN + SPECTACULAR SURGE OF POWER
DUSTY HAS FLOWN PAST EVERYONE TO TAKE COMMAND

AND JUST OFF HER TAIL, KD WITH A MOVE OF HIS OWN
IS NOW RUNNING IN 2ND

ONLY A LENGTH BEHIND THE LEADERS ARE
TIGER DANCER + PEEPTOAD

IT'S HALF A LENGTH BACK TO CIGARSHOP WHO SEEMS TO HAVE
HIS EYES SET ON THE TAIL OF TIGER DANCER AS HE FOLLOWS
HER STRIDE FOR STRIDE ... LANE TO LANE CHANGE!

BLUNNY + POST TIME MIKE ARE RIGHT THERE WITH CIGARSHOP

AND AT THE BACK ARE
GOTADUN --- RUFFIAN --- CRIMINAL TYPE + JOHN HENRY


------ THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH -----

DUSTY LOST GROUND COMING OUT OF THE TURN AND HAS
DROPPED BACK --- LEAVING KD ALONE ON THE FRONT END

AND NOW IT'S ----- RUFFIAN LETTING HER INNER CHEETAH ROAR
AS SHE CLOSES IN ON THE LEADERS

BUT NOT TO BE OUTDONE

CIGARSHOP HAS 'SMOKED' EM ALL WITH A SPECTACULAR TURN OF FOOT
 AND NOW HE HAS TAKEN OVER COMMAND OF THE RACE!

GOTADUN HAS FOUND HER BEST SPEED AND IS MAKING A MOVE OF HER OWN

BLUNNY IS STAYING RIGHT WITH GDQH AS THEY PUT THE PRESSURE ON
THE FRONT RUNNERS

-------- AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME! -------

CIGARSHOP IN CHARGE LEADING THE WAY

KD STAYING RIGHT WITH HIM

AND NOW THE STAMPEDE IS ON!

PEEPTOAD WITH ANOTHER HUGE MOVE IS RIGHT ALONG SIDE OF KD

BUT HOLD ON FOLKS.....

LOOKS LIKE TIGER DANCER MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS
AS SHE IS CLOSING LIKE A JUNGLE CAT WHO JUST SAW PREY AHEAD
PREY BEING ===> CIGARSHOP!

AND THE TIGER HAS ROARED RIGHT ON BY EVERYONE IN HER WAY!

SHE IS NOW NECK + NECK WITH CIGARSHOP WHO IS SHOWING NO
SIGNS OF LETTING HER GO PAST HIM

KD + PEEPTOAD LOCKED IN A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN ARE ONLY
2 LENGTHS BEHIND THE MATCH RACE ON THE FRONT END

RUFFIAN + DUSTY ARE JUST ANOTHER HALF LENGTH BACK

GDQH + BLUNNY ARE NEXT

AND AT THE BACK ARE
CRIMINAL TYPE --- POST TIME MIKE --- JOHN HENRY

AND NOW FOLKS WE HAVE A MATCH RACE THAT HAS THE CROWD
ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING FOR THEIR FAVORITE

WOMEN SCREAMING FOR LA TIGER DANCER
MEN CHEERING FOR CIGARSHOP

THE WIRE IS JUST AHEAD

TIGER DANCER + CIGARSHOP STRIDE FOR STRIDE
NECK AND NECK
NEITHER ONE GIVING IN OR GIVING UP

AND HERE COMES THE WIRE ---------

TOO CLOSE TO CALL! --- PHOTO FINISH!


STEWARDS TAKING A LONG LONG TIME POSTING THE RESULTS
THE CROWD IS RESTLESS AND ON THEIR FEET .....

WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?

NOW WE KNOW
THE TOTE BOARD IS FLASHING

YEP! THE RARE 'DEAD HEAT' HAS JUST BEEN POSTED!


TIGER DANCER + CIGARSHOP
NOSES TOGETHER ON THE WIRE


INTERESTINGLY...
BOTH WERE MIA LAST WEEK
MAKES YA WONDER IF THEY PLANNED THIS?

-$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$-

1st ~ TIGER DANCER + CIGARSHOP = $63.60 EACH



2nd ~ KD {DC} ======== $55.20
~BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ PEEPTOAD ======= $53.60
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ RUFFIAN ======= $48.80
~RING-BEARER~

ALSO RAN

DUSTY ========= $47.80
GOTADUN-QH ===== $46.60
BLUNNY ========= $43.80
CRIMINAL TYPE ===== $32.20 (Finally OUT Of The Dog House -- Found passed out in the yard)
POST TIME MIKE ==== $22.60
JOHN HENRY ======= $8.80
---> DOG HOUSE ALL YOUR'S TO REMODEL

*********************************************
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN VIA EMAIL

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE - SOBER - NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
********************************************

~Graphics By:  TIGER DANCER


   ~HAVE A SUPER HAPPY LUCKY DAY!!~~




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                            :forruffian:

**CONGRATS TO ----> BLUNNY
 ON HIS IMPRESSIVE VICTORY GALLOP
HE HAS CHOSEN TO TRY FOR A REPEAT AT....

VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK -{10 RACES} +  BOTS!!


POST TIME: 1:05pm ~ EASTERN

FORECAST: MOSTLY SUNNY -- HIGH 82F  //  CHANCE OF RAIN = 05%

SCOREKEEPER: ONCE AGAIN -- DOMINATING THE DOG HOUSE
      OUR REIGNING HORSE OF THE YEAR = CRIMINAL TYPE
NOT EASY BEING HOTY + DOG HOUSE CHAMPION IN SAME YEAR!
                                    :chickendance:

:evil: ===> MIDWEEK MAYHEM RULES <===

* ALL Changes MUST Be  In A NEW POST!  Prior To R 1

===> ONLY CHANGES!
===> NOT ENTIRE ENTRY!
Edits Of Pix To Original Entry  = Will NOT Be Credited

===> This Does NOT Apply
To Adding Graphics Or Comments
** ONLY Applies To Entry Picks

* Pick 1 Horse + 2 Alts
Additional Alts Suggested!  * Especially On TURF

* Prg # ===> Mandatory

* NAMES ===> Optional
* IF Name IS Included in Original Post
* NAME RULES OVER PRG ## In Case Of Typo

==> But It Is The PLAYER'S Responsibility
==> To Notify Scorekeeper Of The Error
==> SCORER WON'T BE CHECKING IF YOUR
        PRG # MATCHES THE NAME!

* COUPLED ENTRIES
You Automatically Get BOTH
But You MAY Choose ONE ONLY

* SPECIFY Which 1 U Want + (Only)
Examples:
1a - Courageous Cat - ONLY
Or: #1 Only -- #1-A Only -- #1A

**** IF U Have Just #1 = U Will Get Both!
==> NO NEED TO TYPE 1/1a <==

* ALSO-ELIGIBLE
You MAY Use An AE Horse
And Add Xtra Alts To Entry
In Case AE Doesn't Get In

* OFF TURF
You MAY Include Separate OFF-TURF-PIX
Specify Those Beneath Regular Pix
AS ==> OFF TURF or MTO

* WINNER CHOOSES VENUE
* (Except Prior To TC / BC Days)
* CHECK WEATHER FORECAST IN VENUE AREA

* WINNER: ====> NOTIFY RUFFIAN OF VENUE
* VIA EMAIL: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
---  No Later Than 5pm ET MONDAY
=> EARLIER Is APPRECIATED

* LOSER > Scores Next Week

* SCORING:
All Money Earned By #1 Pick
WIN ~ PLACE ~ SHOW
Be Sure To Check Scratches!

QUESTIONS - FEEDBACK?
EMAIL:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

          :forruffian:

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