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MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE CONTESTS IN THEIR OWN DIVISION       :chickendance:
                      ==> aka Contests Only

RACING FORUM USUALLY IS FOR

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 RAVEN
Would Like To Suggest That You Start A Thread On RACING FORUM Instead   
That Is Where General DISCUSSIONS Take Place About The Horses
That Way Others Can Post Their Personal Picks & Why They Like Them
                                             


HANDICAP FORUM
Is For Contests
Hope To See U Back In The Gate Again Soon!      :chickendance:

                             

U AINT EVEN CLOSE!   

WE JUST LOVE YOUR RACE CALLS
SO WE RUN XTRA GOOD!     

WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT DELTA DOWNS
WE HAVE A SPECTACULAR CARD TODAY AND ----

HOLD ON FOLKS....
JUST GETTING WORD THAT A HUGE DISTURBANCE
HAS BROKEN OUT ON THE TRACK

APPARENTLY A BIZARRE GROUP OF "CHARACTERS"
BROKE THRU BARRIERS AND ARE CAUSING A
MAJOR KERFUFFLE ON THE TRACK

GOING IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK TO SEE WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT

SECURITY HAS BEEN NOTIFIED

THERE IS JUDGE JUDY NEAR THE INFIELD RAIL
OVERHEARD TELLING A FAN~
"WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!"

A FEW YARDS AWAY THERE IS RUMPLESTILTSKIN
MUTTERING TO HIMSELF SOMETHING ABOUT
HAY ~ GOLD & THE PRECIOUS

THE CROWD IS IN AWE OF A WIZARD WHO
APPEARS TO BE TOSSING SPARKLE FAERY DUST
ONTO THE PEOPLE

WE SEE A FIGURE CROUCHING UNDER A BUSH ~
ITS DAFFY DUCK WHO SEEMS TO HAVE HEARD
RUMORS THAT SI ~ PHIL & JACE FROM DUCK DYNASTY
ARE ATTENDING TODAY'S EVENTS
AND AFTER ALL IT IS DUCK SEASON EVE!

TAUNTING THE FANS AT THE RAIL IS
RODEO BARBIE WITH A LASSO IN ONE HAND
AND A SIGN IN THE OTHER THAT SAYS ~
"DUMB BLONDE JOKES ARE 1 LINERS ...
SO MEN CAN UNDERSTAND THEM!"
THIS IS RESULTING IN SOME CHEERS &
SOME DISGRUNTLED BOOING

IT SEEMS THAT SOME CHILDREN ARE RUNNING
IN FEAR AWAY FROM THE TRACK ....
NOW WE SEE WHY
IT'S CHUCKY WHO IS MENACING THEM
GRINNING LIKE A SCAREY BABOON

TRYING TO MAINTAIN A SENSE OF BALANCE IS
STORM ~  A CONSORT WITH THE X-MEN
WHOSE CAPE IS ALMOST LIFTING HER OFF THE
GROUND DUE TO THE HUFFING & PUFFING OF
HOT AIR FROM THE BIG BAD WOLF!

AND NOW SOME OF THE FANS ARE SCREAMING
IN HORROR AS A HEADLESS HORSEMAN IS
HEADING UP THE TRACK

BUT SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING HIM IN STEALTH MODE
IT'S THE NIGHT STALKER, KOLCHAK...
CAREFULLY WATCHING EVERY MOVE

SECURITY HAS ARRIVED ALONG WITH THE
TRACK OFFICIALS TO DETERMINE WHAT IS
CAUSING THIS FRUCKUS!

AFTER SPEAKING WITH THE VARIOUS HOOLIGANS
ON THE TRACK,  IT WAS LEARNED THAT THEY
EACH THINK THEY ARE BETTER ~ STRONGER ~
FASTER THAN THE OTHERS & WANT THE TRACK
TO ALLOW THEM TO PROVE IT!

TRACK MANAGEMENT AGREED BUT ALSO REALIZED
THAT CONSIDERING THEIR SIZE, DEMEANOR AND
ATTITUDES ...
A REGULATION STARTING GATE WON'T WORK

THEREFORE THEY WILL BE ASSEMBLED AT A
STARTING LINE & WAIT FOR THE TRACK ANNOUNCER
TO GIVE THE SIGNAL OF .... "BOOOOO!"

SECURITY HAS ASSISTED IN GETTING EVERYONE LINED UP
WITHOUT TOO MUCH OF A FUSS

AND THEY ARE READY TO RUN!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE SPOOKTACULAR EVENT!

TAKING AN EARLY LEAD ARE

DAFFY DUCK TRYING TO ESCAPE
FROM THE DUCK DYNASTY GUYS

THE WIZARD & RODEO BARBIE

JUST OFF OF THAT TRIO ARE
KOLCHAK & CHUCKY

THE BIG BAD WOLF & RUMPLESTILTSKIN
ARE NEXT

JUDGE JUDY SEEMS TO BE INDIFFERENT TO THE WHOLE IDEA OF RUNNING 
AND GOING ALONG AT HER OWN RATE OF SPEED WHICH IS PRETTY SLOW

AND AT THE BACK IS STORM TRYING TO
STAY IN FRONT OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WHO IS SCARING EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HIM

HEADING INTO THE STRETCH

KOLCHAK NOW APPARENTLY CONFIDENT THAT HE
HAS NO NEED TO BE STALKING THOSE IN FRONT
OF HIM HAS MADE A LIGHTNING MOVE TO THE
FRONT

THE WIZARD NOT QUITE SURE OF HIS INTENTIONS
AS BEING HONORABLE IS STAYING RIGHT THERE
WITH HIM

CHUCKY & RUMPLESTILTSKIN ARE TUCKED IN
JUST BEHIND THE WIZARD

RODEO BARBIE & DAFFY DUCK 
SIDE BY SIDE ARE NEXT

AND NOW THE BIG BAD WOLF HAS HIS EYE
ON STORM HUFFING & PUFFING EVEN HARDER
ALMOST LIFTING STORM'S CAPE LIKE A PARACHUTE

AT THE BACK REMAINS THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WITH EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HIM APPEARING TO
BE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES!

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

KOLCHAK GIVING UP HIS STALKING M.O.
HAS SETTLED COMFORTABLY INTO THE LEAD

THE WIZARD NOW TOSSING HIS SPARKLE DUST
INTO THE AIR IS CATCHING UP TO
THE NIGHT STALKER WITH EVERY STRIDE

CHUCKY & RUMPLESTILTSKIN STILL NECK & NECK

AND THE FINISH LINE IS JUST AHEAD
NO PHOTO FINISH TODAY FOLKS!

THE NIGHT STALKER
HAS PROVEN WITHOUT A DOUBT
WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF THEM ALL

THE WIZARD
Still Sparkling Must Be Content With 2nd
~ Not A Happy Wizard Who Usually Controls
His Destiny In All Situations

CHUCKY ~ Smiling With A Fearsome Grin is 3rd

RUMPLESTILTSKIN
Crosses The Line in 4th
Still Muttering About Finding "THE PRECIOUS"
Which Apparently... HE HAS!


ALSO RAN

RODEO BARBIE (Blonde & Happy)
DAFFY DUCK (Escapes From The Duck Dynasty Guys)
JUDGE JUDY (Still Indifferent To It All)
THE BIG BAD WOLF (Frustrated At Not Catching Storm)
STORM (Safe From Wolfie For Now)

AND WAY AT THE BACK....

THE FEARSOME HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WITH HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS WONDERING
WHERE HE IS AND WHY HE CAN'T FIND THE
FINISH LINE

AFTER A BRIEF NEWS CONFERENCE
THE TRACK OFFICIALS DECLARED THAT
NO FINES WOULD BE IMPOSED
BUT INSTEAD-----

THE HAPPY HERD OF HOOLIGANS WOULD
RECEIVE SOME MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR
ENTERTAINING THE CROWD

MONEY DETERMINED BY THE ORDER OF FINISH

KOLCHAK = $112.50 (FlintKnapper)
THE WIZARD =$72.60 (Dusty: DC)
CHUCKY =$57 (John Henry)
RUMPLESTILTSKIN = $52 (Criminal Type)

RODEO BARBIE = $51.20 (GotaDunQH)
DAFFY DUCK = $42.90 (Elite Mercedes)
JUDGE JUDY = $34.60 (Ruffian)
BIG BAD WOLF = $33.60 (Cigarshop)
STORM = $18.60 (Tiger Dancer)
HEADLESS HORSEMAN = $14.80 (KD)

WE NOW BID U A SAFE, SOBER NON TEXTING
DRIVE HOME & HAPPY HALLOWEEN!   

                     

[**SS - TD BIRTHDAY RESULTS** GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO SUPURRR SATURDAYCOMING FROM GULFSTREAM PARK OUR FEATURE EVENT: {T-D-B-B-R} THE ''TIGER DANCER BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY ROAR-O-RAMA'' STAKES With the late scratch of Raven ... Defending Champion ~Post Time Mike~ Will Have 11 Contentious ChallengersTrying To Prevent Another Repeat Romp The Thrilling Twinkling Twelve Are in the gate and ready to Run And Away They Go In The Tiger Dancer Birthday Roar-o-Rama It's A Frantic Fierce Foursome Fight For The Lead Tiger Dancer ~ Zippy ~ Blunny ~ Digger It's several lengths back toRuffian ~ Dusty ~ Real Quiet ~ Senator Another Gap Back ToRoamin ~ Post Time Mike ~ Cruzan ~ Catalina ~TOP OF THE STRETCH~ It is now Digger By 1/2 length Over Zippy ~ Real Quiet + Tiger DancerCruzan suddenly discovered his Inner Power Gaining ground quickly on the leadersZippy also finding his best running style Right there with Digger ~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~ Digger Continues to show the way But his lead is dwindling quicklyZippy and Cruzan are flying Up the middle of the trackCatalina and Blunny also Finding their best stride nowBut suddenly ... The crowd is on their feet Screaming like BansheesAll eyes focused on ....The Birthday Filly Herself ~Tiger Dancer~ ROARING like Her NamesakePassing one after another after another And now has taken over the lead!Digger Is right on her tail 😳 Zippy just a Length behind Digger Cruzan ~ Catalina ~ Blunny are nextAnother several lengths back To Dusty and Real Quiet Followed by Senator ~ Roamin ~ {DC}Post Time MikeAnd Ruffian Who apparently left her "Inner Cheetah" Back In The BarnNOW WE CAN HEAR ABBA IN THE BACKGROUND SINGING: 'DANCING QUEEN' AS TIGER DANCER LEADS THE FIELD TO THE WIRE AND IRONY RULES THE DAY TIGER DANCER WINS THE TIGER DANCER BIRTHDAY ROAR-O-RAMA Just another example of the saying It Ain't over until that Stout Lady Sings And the song she sings today HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER DANCER $$--OFFICIAL TOTALS--$$ 1st ~ TIGER DANCER ===> $78.00 ~WINNER~ 2nd ~ DIGGER ♠️ ===> $74.60 Exceptional effort just a few whiskers short of victoryZIPPY⚡️ ===> $65.20 Catches the Bodacious Bouquet ~BODACIOUS BOUQUET~ 4th ~ CRUZAN ===> $58.00 ~RING-THIEF~ ~~ALSO RAN~~ CATALINA ===> $57.10 BLUNNY🐇 ===> $53.60 DUSTY🌪 ===> $43.90 REAL QUIET ===> $43.30SENATOR ===> $39.70 ROAMIN ===> $28.80 {DC}POST TIME MIKE ===> $28.20RUFFIAN ===> $15.20Adding to the IRONY of the day ~ Big Cat Diary Edition TIGER IN PENTHOUSECHEETAH IN CAT HOUSEWe now bid farewell to FloridaAs we heard The Tiger RoarA dozen wonderful runnersWho could ask for anything more HAPPY HOLIDAY OF YOUR CHOICE TO ALL ~GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER~]

    **SS - TD BIRTHDAY RESULTS**




GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
      TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
COMING FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT:  {T-D-B-B-R} 
         THE  ''TIGER DANCER
BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY ROAR-O-RAMA'' STAKES
   


With the late scratch of Raven ...
           

Defending Champion ~Post Time Mike~
Will Have 11 Contentious Challengers
Trying To Prevent Another Repeat Romp
     


The Thrilling Twinkling Twelve
Are in the gate and ready to Run   

And Away They Go In
The Tiger Dancer Birthday Roar-o-Rama



It's A Frantic Fierce Foursome Fight For The Lead
    Tiger Dancer ~ Zippy ~ Blunny ~ Digger

      It's several lengths back to
Ruffian ~ Dusty ~ Real Quiet ~ Senator

     Another Gap Back To
Roamin ~ Post Time Mike ~ Cruzan ~ Catalina


   ~TOP OF THE STRETCH~
       


It is now Digger By 1/2 length
Over Zippy ~ Real Quiet + Tiger Dancer

Cruzan suddenly discovered his Inner Power
  Gaining ground quickly on the leaders
Zippy also finding his best running style
        Right there with Digger


   ~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~
             


Digger Continues to show the way
But his lead is dwindling quickly

Zippy and Cruzan are flying
Up the middle of the track
Catalina and Blunny also
Finding their best stride now

But suddenly ...
The crowd is on their feet
Screaming like Banshees
All eyes focused on ....


The Birthday Filly Herself ~Tiger Dancer~
        ROARING like Her Namesake



Passing one after another after another
                     
  And now has taken over the lead!



Digger Is right on her tail 😳
   Zippy just a Length behind Digger
         Cruzan ~ Catalina ~ Blunny are next

Another several lengths back
   To Dusty and Real Quiet

Followed by
Senator ~ Roamin ~ {DC}Post Time Mike

And Ruffian Who apparently left her
"Inner Cheetah" Back In The Barn



NOW WE CAN HEAR ABBA IN THE BACKGROUND
     SINGING: 'DANCING QUEEN'
AS TIGER DANCER LEADS THE FIELD TO THE WIRE
           AND IRONY RULES THE DAY 
       


   TIGER DANCER WINS   
THE TIGER DANCER BIRTHDAY ROAR-O-RAMA
     

Just another example of the saying
It Ain't over until that Stout Lady Sings
       And the song she sings today
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER  DANCER
   



    $$--OFFICIAL TOTALS--$$
           



1st ~ TIGER DANCER ===> $78.00
  ~WINNER~ 


2nd ~ DIGGER ♠️ ===> $74.60
Exceptional effort just a few whiskers short of victory



ZIPPY⚡️ ===> $65.20 
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet
~BODACIOUS BOUQUET~


4th ~ CRUZAN ===> $58.00
  ~RING-THIEF~ 


   ~~ALSO RAN~~


CATALINA ===> $57.10



BLUNNY🐇 ===> $53.60



DUSTY🌪 ===> $43.90



REAL QUIET ===> $43.30



SENATOR ===> $39.70



ROAMIN ===> $28.80



{DC}POST TIME MIKE ===> $28.20



RUFFIAN ===> $15.20
Adding to the IRONY of the day ~ Big Cat Diary Edition
TIGER IN PENTHOUSE
CHEETAH IN CAT HOUSE




We now bid farewell to Florida
As we heard The Tiger Roar
A dozen wonderful runners
Who could ask for anything more

HAPPY HOLIDAY OF YOUR CHOICE TO ALL

      ~GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER~



**************************************************
WANNA GIVE A BIG CAT ROAR OF GRATITUDE
TO THOSE WHO NOW HAVE GIVEN US A NEW PLACE
TO HANG OUR BRIDLES ON!    :-*

MEOW MIX & CATNIP TO U!    =^,,^=