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#4036
         :forruffian:               **RESULTS**

    GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO
MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT CHARLES TOWN RACETRACK
WHERE CRIMINAL TYPE WILL BE RUNNING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP

OUR FIELD HAS BEEN DIMINISHED BY THREE MAJOR SCRATCHES OF:

JOHN HENRY WHO MAY HAVE HAD A RELAPSE
BLUNNY WHO MAY HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP IN HIS STALL
CIGARSHOP WHO MAY HAVE COME UP LAME
AFTER HIS SHENANIGANS IN HIS LAST RACE
JUMPING OVER THE INFIELD FENCE

THIS HAS LEFT US WITH A SMALL FIELD OF EIGHT

THE HORSES ARE IN THE STARTING GATE
EVERYONE SEEMS CALM AND READY TO RUN

                       AND AWAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

ZOOMING OUT OF THE GATE LIKE A TRIO OF FIRECRACKERS ARE
   CRIMINAL TYPE, RUFFIAN & STARK
WHO HAVE LEFT THE FIELD FAR BEHIND

OAKLAWN CAPPER IS NEXT BUT AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS BACK

CATALINA AND REAL QUIET SIDE-BY-SIDE ARE NEXT

AND TROTTING ALONG IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE
ARE DUSTY  AND TIGER DANCER

THEY'VE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

THE RACE HAS TURNED INTO A 2-HORSE
BATTLE ON THE FRONT END BETWEEN
RUFFIAN & STARK WHO HAVE BEEN RUNNING
NECK & NECK FROM THE GATE

CATALINA AND REAL QUIET ARE QUICKLY
GAINING GROUND AS OAKLAWN CAPPER
HAS LOST HIS EARLY MOMENTUM

      AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME


RUFFIAN & STARK LEADING THE WAY

AND NOW THERE IS A ROAR FROM THE CROWD
AS CATALINA SUDDENLY CAUGHT FIRE AND
IS GAINING GROUND QUICKLY

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
IT IS A PHOTO FINISH FOR THE WIN
OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
BOTH TRAINERS HAVE COME OUT ON THE FIELD
BOTH JOCKEYS ARE ON THE PHONE

THE STEWARDS TAKING A LOT OF TIME
REVIEWING THE REPLAY

FINALLY THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS ARE UP

LOUD SHOUTS OF JOY CAN BE HEARD
FROM THE MEN IN THE CROWD

MOANS & GROANS FROM THE LADIES

HERE IS WHY....
ONLY $.80 CENTS WAS THE DIFFERENCE
OF GLORY OR GLOOM

"THE QUEEN OF THE HILL "
TURNED OUT TO BE A COLT...
                   :OMG:

AS THE ALMOST "DANGEROUS VIXEN"
LOST GLORY BY THE TINIEST OF WHISKERS

STARK ONCE AGAIN HAS EMERGED IN THE WINNERS CIRCLE
    ON A WEDNESDAY THAT IS NOT A BOTS DAY!

RUFFIAN (MAYBE A "QUEEN" IN HER OWN MIND)
         AND  ACTUALLY LIVES ON A "HILL"
BUT ALSO CAN BE A "DANGEROUS VIXEN"
STRUGGLED WITH THE DECISION BETWEEN
THE 2 NAMES SO SIGNIFICANT TO HER
BUT THE FINAL DECISION PROVED TO BE WRONG   :'(


      $$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$


STARK ================== $70.20

RUFFIAN ================= $69.40
(THE $.80 CENT DIFFERENCE = QUEEN OF THE HILL ($4.60)

CATALINA ================ $59.20

REAL QUIET =============== $46.80
              STEALS THE PRECIOUS


               ==== ALSO RAN ====


OAKLAWN CAPPER ======= $41.80

CRIMINAL TYPE (DC) ====== $37.20

DUSTY =============== $24.00

TIGER DANCER ========== $23.20
(TUFF WAY TO GET INTO THE CAT HOUSE
            WITH AN $.80 KEY CHARGE)


****************************************
WE NOW BID U A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
****************************************
#4037
REAL QUIET PIX PER TBC

by Real Quiet » Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:13 pm

R 1...3-4-9

R 2...3-7-2

R 3...7-6-3

R 4...8-9-1

R 5...9-6-3

R 6...6-1-5

R 7...4-2-5

R 8...3-7-6
"The more I learn about humans, the more I love horses"
#4038
STARK PIX PER TBC


by stark » Wed Mar 09, 2016 10:24 am

Good Luck to CriminalType on a repeat performance! Not sure if this is a BOTS week or not, do they count double in the standings?

I have no clue again this mid-week, but thanks for the congrats from Saturday's Aqueduct event, looking forward to SantaAnita this weekend.

Race 1. FROSTY EXPRESS 2--9--3.

Race 2. SOUPER FUNNY 7--3--2. I almost declared myself the RazzleDazzleMan but then thought it more appropriate to be just a little funny.

Race 3. GONNA WANNA WINK 3--6--2. Just one question....why is Cinco #6?

Race 4. OVERNIGHT FLING 7--9--1 This was tough, I was tempted to go for the FlashyBargirl but then I discovered she was WildAboutMoney and I had no interest in GiveMeLove so I wound up with the #7.

Race 5. KYNESS 5--6--7

Race 6. EURO INDIAN GIRL 6--4--5 Another tough choice, the UntamedDixie or the EuroIndianGirl?

Race 7. QUEEN OF THE HILL 2--4--1 The tough choices just keep on comin, almost went with the DangerousVixen here!

Race 8. SKIP THE PUNCH line 6--3--4

I might've given away too many of my handicapping insights and for that I apologize in advance,
good luck to all who dare.
#4039
           :forruffian:
**CONGRATS TO ---> STARK "THE SHARK"    :celebrate:
WHO DISPLAYED A NEW VERSION OF DYNAMIC DETERMINATION ----
FINDING JUST ENOUGH TO HOLD OFF THE
POWERFUL CLOSING RUNS BY PEEPTOAD / RAVEN
AND OAKLAWN CAPPER TO WIN IN A 4-WAY PHOTO!
                       :chickendance:

VENUE:   SANTA ANITA -- BIG CAP DAY  -{ 11 RACES }

Grade 1 = Santa Anita Handicap / Frank E. Kilroe Mile
Grade 2 = San Felipe Stakes,  San Carlos

POST TIME:   NOON -- PACIFIC  //  3pm -- EASTERN


RULES POSTED ON THE MENU
IF IN DOUBT -- WISE TO READ THRU
SO U DO NOT MAKE AN ERROR
THEN DISCOVER LATER A D.Q.
                  :flaming:
~REMINDER TONIGHT:



#4040
OAKLAWN CAPPER PIX PER TBC

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
by OaklawnCapper » Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:59 pm

R1
5-1-3

R2
2-6-3

R3
3-7-5

R4
5-1-8

R5
3-1-6

R6
8-5-6

R7
4-2-5

R8
7-8-1
#4041
         :forruffian:

CLEVER & COURAGEOUS
               0R
CRYPTICALLY CATATONIC



R1 >>>   13/AE  2  7  3  5  8
(AE)  THAT'S MY SONG
(THE DANCE / GARTH BROOKS)

FROSTY EXPRESS
ACCARDI
RAPPAHANNOCK


R2 >>>   7  5  6  3  2
SOUPER FUNNY     (DH = MY CURRENT FAVE SIRE)
        :lmao:

HANKY DOODLE
(DID THEY CROSS A HANDKERCHIEF & POODLE?)   :lmao:
DRAGON ATTACK


R3 >>>   3  2  1  7  8
GONNA WANNA WINK   ;)

SILVER OVERBRANCH
GIANT HUG


R4 >>>   1  8  3  9  7
GIVE ME LOVE    :puppykisses:

PEACHES & BRANDY (TALE)
PORTADA


R5 >>>   9  2  3  5  6
SLIDING LADY

HIGH END GAL
READY RECALL


R6 >>>   1  4  6  8  7
JUST A TRICK

CHIFA
EURO INDIAN GIRL


R7 >>>   3  2  6  4  1
DANGEROUS VIXEN      :evil:

QUEEN OF THE HILL (GR)
RAPID DISTINCTION


R8 >>>   6  8  1  3  2
SKIP THE PUNCH (GR)

BOLD OVER
ABOVE ALL ELSE
#4042
RAVEN POST PER TBC


by Raven » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:44 pm

That was the best race call ever!!!
Thanks Lady Cat.
#4043
              :forruffian:

      GOOD AFTERNOON AND WELCOME TO
SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT AQUEDUCT RACETRACK

     

WE HAVE HAD TWO SCRATCHES
CIGARSHOP & BLUNNY
LEAVING US WITH AN EXCELLENT FIELD OF 12

THE HORSES ARE LOADING INTO THE GATE WITHOUT INCIDENT
EXCEPT FOR CATALINA WHO APPEARS TO BE A LITTLE BIT ON EDGE
BUT WITH A LITTLE BIT OF COAXING SHE HAS  GONE IN
                          WE ARE NOW READY TO RUN

         AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

         


GOING FOR THE EARLY LEAD IS
DEFENDING CHAMPION -- REAL QUIET

JUST A LENGTH BEHIND HIM ARE
JOHN HENRY, CATALINA, DUSTY & TIGER DANCER

ITS A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
RUFFIAN -- PEEPTOAD -- RAVEN --- STARK
AND OAKLAWN CAPPER

TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING
POST TIME MIKE & CRIMINAL TYPE

SUDDENLY WE HAVE A MAJOR DISTURBANCE
AS CIGARSHOP -- WHO DID NOT MAKE THE CALL TO POST
SOMEHOW FOUND HIS WAY INTO THE INFIELD WITHOUT HIS JOCKEY
AND HAS JUMPED OVER THE FENCE ONTO THE MAIN TRACK
WITH THE CROWD GOING WILD AND SEVERAL OUT RIDERS
TRYING TO ROUND UP THE RUNAWAY COLT

....Looks like he's jumping for joy, & having too much fun!!
  **He might be out of this race.... But he was not gonna miss out on the after party 
            OR.... Purrrhaps he was chasing after a certain filly tail    :evil:   :thumbsup: 


WE HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE
AND YOU CAN BE ASSURED THAT HIS TRAINER WILL BE SEVERELY FINED!

THIS HAS TURNED INTO A SPECTACLE -- BUT FINALLY
THE OUTRIDERS HAVE MANAGED TO GET CONTROL OF THE NAUGHTY COLT
AND LED HIM OFF OF THE TRACK

IN SPITE OF ALL THE SHENANIGANS
THE HORSES HAVE CONTINUED TO RUN WITHOUT INCIDENT

COMING OUT OF THE TURN THINGS HAVE CHANGED DRAMATICALLY

WE NOW HAVE A 3-WAY MATCH RACE IN TOTAL COMMAND 
AS STARK - PEEPTOAD & REAL QUIET SUDDENLY FIRED ON ALL CYLINDERS
LEAVING THE REST OF THE FIELD IN THEIR WAKE

   

IT'S A GOOD WAY BACK TO
JOHN HENRY --- RUFFIAN ---
OAKLAWN CAPPER & RAVEN

AND EVEN FARTHER BACK IS TIGER DANCER
THEN POST TIME MIKE ... DUSTY
AND ALL ALONE TRAILING EVERYONE
IS CRIMINAL TYPE SHOWING NO INTEREST IN RUNNING AT ALL YET

           THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

REAL QUIET -- WHO WAS RIGHT UP THERE AT THE FRONT
SUDDENLY JUMPED A SHADOW AND IS FADING BADLY
   LOSING ALL CHANCE FOR A REPEAT WIN

IT IS NOW A 2-HORSE MATCH RACE
BETWEEN STARK AND PEEPTOAD
WHO HAVE RUN TOGETHER FROM THE GATE
LIKE A MATCHED SET OF TWINS
STRIDE FOR STRIDE --- NECK & NECK
.... BUT IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE STOUT LADY SINGS



               AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

STARK &  PEEPTOAD IN TOTAL COMMAND LEADING THE WAY

BUT SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
                  SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES

AND THE REASON IS THAT RAVEN & OAKLAWN CAPPER
SUDDENLY SPROUTED WINGS LIKE PEGASUS TURNING THE RACE
INTO A FOUR HORSE EXTRAVAGANZA ACROSS THE TRACK

THEY ARE SO CLOSE TOGETHER
THAT WE MAY EVEN SEE A FEW OBJECTIONS
AND A PHOTO FINISH FOR ALL 4 PLACINGS!

A KITTY WHISKER SEPARATES THESE FOUR
WITH NONE OF THEM SHOWING ANY SIGN OF SLOWING DOWN
WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD

     **HOLD ALL TICKETS FOLKS**

INDEED WE DO HAVE A FOUR-WAY PHOTO FINISH
          AS WELL AS SEVERAL OBJECTIONS

 

THE STEWARDS ARE REVIEWING THE REPLAY
AS 4 TRAINERS HAVE RUN ONTO THE TRACK
ALONG WITH 4 JOCKEYS ON THE PHONE

IT HAS TAKEN QUITE A WHILE
BUT WE NOW HAVE THE OFFICIAL RESULTS
WITH ALL OBJECTIONS BEING DISMISSED

~AND SO... SHE SINGS~


$$-OFFICIAL ORDER AND PAYOUT-$$


1st ~ STARK ========== $67.30
DETERMINED -- DYNAMIC -- DEDICATED TO VICTORY
{ANY RELATION TO TONY STARK???}
~WINNER / TOP DOG~


2nd ~ PEEPTOAD ====== $61.80                 
FIERCE & FIREY FROM GATE TO WIRE
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ RAVEN ============ $60.60
BRILLIANT EFFORT OFF VERY LONG LAY OFF!
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ OAKLAWN CAPPER ======= $60.50
OUTSTANDING CLOSING KICK IN FINAL FURLONGS
LOST 3rd, BUT WON "THE PRECIOUS" BY JUST .10 CENTS   :thumbsup:
~RING-BEARER~


      === ALSO RAN ===

(DC) REAL QUIET ============== $54.40
EXCELLENT FIRST HALF BUT AFTER JUMPING
A SHADOW,  LOST EARLY MOMENTUM

JOHN HENRY ================ $48.60
GOOD EFFORT RETURNING FROM HOSPITAL

TIGER DANCER ============== $44.10
GAINED SPEED IN SECOND HALF

POST TIME MIKE  ============= $43.60
SLOW FIRST HALF / IMPROVED IN STRETCH

DUSTY ==================== $23.00
SEEMED TO NOT LIKE TRACK

RUFFIAN =================== $22.10
ALL SPEED IN FIRST HALF
NO ACCELERATION IN FINAL FURLONGS

CRIMINAL TYPE =============== $18.00
LAST FOR 3/4 OF THE RACE
ONE DESPERATE SURGE NEAR THE WIRE
TO DEPRIVE GETTING  A GOLDEN GOOSE EGG

CATALINA =================== $15.40
LETHARGIC GATE TO WIRE
WILL BE EXAMINED BACK AT THE BARN --- THEN ON TO THE CAT-HOUSE
   
.... Catalina's Modern-Contemporary Cat-House

********************************************

                 INTERESTING SIDE NOTES

STARK TURNED INTO A "PSYCHIC" OF SORTS
PREDICTING A 'SWEEP' OF THE RACE
THO IT WAS NOT A RUNAWAY VICTORY
IT IS INDEED HIS 3rd SS VICTORY IN 3 MONTHS!

HE MAY BE TAKING LESSONS FROM CRIMINAL TYPE
               DOG HOUSE TO PENTHOUSE!


*****************************************
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
*****************************************

~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~
 
#4044
            :forruffian:
**CONGRATULATIONS TO ---> CRIMINAL TYPE     :celebrate:
Who dug deep to hold off the powerful closing runs by Dusty & Cigarshop
and make the journey from Dog House to Penthouse
                                     

                         VENUE:  CHARLES TOWN  -{ 8 RACES }
                           As Criminal Type says
"If it worked once --- Then maybe it can work again"


POST TIME:  7pm -- EASTERN

SCORE-KEEPER:  From the Cat House Will be -- Ruffian
Who will be collecting more feathers for her Golden Goose Egg Nest!


Rules are posted on the menu
Always wise to read through
Because if you don't and errr
   You may just see A DQ
                :banghead:
                           
 
#4045
Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 3/5 @ AQUEDUCT
March 05, 2016, 09:16:10 AM
POST TIME MIKE PIX PER TBC

Holy "Primary" insanity, Batman!!!!

Maybe the Caped Crusaders can stamp out these evil spambots and save Gotham!!! 

1st - 2 / 4 / 6
2nd - 4 / 7 / 1
3rd - 3 / 7 / 2
4th - 7 / 4 / 8
5th - 7 / 2 / 4
6th - 5 / 7 / 4
7th - 5 / 4 / 6
8th - 10 / 1 / 4
9th - 7 / 6 / 3
10th - 8 / 6 / 5

Good luck and good racing!!!
#4046
Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 3/5 @ AQUEDUCT
March 05, 2016, 09:13:18 AM
STARK PIX PER TBC

There's a very good possibility that I'm going to sweep the card today. 

Or not. 

1. OASHAAR 3--4--6
2. UNSTOPPABLE U 6--7--2
3. 5*Rampage 4--7--3
4. IDEAL QUALITY 3--5--2
5. MARBLE FALLS 6--2--3
6. SUMMIT MOON 2--1--8
7. MEI LING 2--5--1
8. TRUE BET 5--4--7
9. RALLY CRY 8--3--2
10 ANDREWS GOT ZIP 3--2--4

Good luck to all who dare!
#4047
Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 3/5 @ AQUEDUCT
March 05, 2016, 09:10:27 AM
(DC)  REAL QUIET PIX PER TBC


by Real Quiet » Sat Mar 05, 2016 8:58 am

R1...6-3-2
R2...6-2-7
R3...2-3-7
R4...3-8-6
R5...6-4-5
R6...5-7-8
R7...6-2-3
R8...4-2-5
R9...7-2-8
R10..4-6-3
#4048
Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 3/5 @ AQUEDUCT
March 05, 2016, 09:07:52 AM
OAKLAWN CAPPER PIX PER TBC

Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 3/5 @ AQUEDUCT
by OaklawnCapper » Sat Mar 05, 2016 7:20 am

R1
3-4-6

R2
6-7-2

R3
4-2-7

R4
4-8-6

R5
2-4-3

R6
2-1-7

R7
1-7-4

R8
2-7-5

R9
7-2-8

R10
4-2-6
#4049
Handicapping / Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 3/5 @ AQUEDUCT
March 04, 2016, 10:02:08 AM
             :forruffian:

AWESOME - AMAZING - ASTOUNDING
                        OR
ALARMINGLY ABSOLUTELY AWFUL!


No Furry Frisky Felines
Were Sadly To Be Found
I Doubt That These Pix
Are Winner Circle Bound
                   :-\


R1 >>>   3  6  4  2  5
OASHAAR

JOY DRIVE
USSERY'S ALLEY


R2 >>>   2  6  7  5  1
NOW WE ARE FREE

UNSTOPPABLE U
GROUND CONTROL


R3 >>>   5  7  2  4  1
SAME KINDA CRAZY

PICCO UNO
NAKED EMPRESS


R4 >>>   8  4  5  3  1
BENSATIONAL (GRAY / ZENSATIONAL!)   :girlkiss:
       GRAY + FAVE SIRE TOO!

MEMORY KEEPER
SOUND OF FREEDOM

R5 >>>   4  7  3  6  5
DANCE CHAMPION
        :chickendance:

GIANT FOX
T SIZZLE


R6 >>>   3  5  2  7  6
CAN'T CATCH ME NOW
            :rhrse:

CHASE LANE
SUMMIT MOON


R7 >>>   7  3  6  2  1
STORIED LADY

HOUSE RULES = (NO Cigs / Shoes / Beer)    :evil:
CALI STAR


R8 >>>   1  3  2  4  6
FINAL CHAPTER

FOREVER UTOPIA
LITTLE POPSIE


R9 >>>   5  8  2  6  7
MO POWER

RALLY CRY
SHAGAF


R10 >>>  7  5  4  8  1
ELCINICO   

OVER CONTROL (YEP!)    :thumbsup:
BUSTIN THE BANK
(* NOT LIKELY WITH THESE PIX)     :flaming:   
                                         
                   =^,,^=

#4050
FROM STARK: PER TBC



Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 3/2 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
by stark » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:49 am

Congrats to the superfecta crew led by by Criminal Type, job well done!

See y'all @ Aqueduct on Saturday.