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4006
Handicapping / Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 11/16 ~ CHURCHILL DOWNS
« on: November 15, 2013, 08:00:58 AM »
Breaking News
The rumors running thru the shed row of Tiger Dancer In Foal
Have Been dismissed as Rubbish.....Hogwash.....Hocum.....
                                    :OMG:

Or Simply Wishful Thinking of A particular Horse's Connections
Rumors Being Brewed  At The Local Pub!       :evil:

4007
Handicapping / Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 11/16 ~ CHURCHILL DOWNS
« on: November 14, 2013, 04:34:25 PM »
                                     THE POWER OF "THE WHOPPER ~

HEART ATTACK.....OBESITY.....DISEASED ARTERIES......BAD HEALTH
AND WITH A SIDE OF FRIES.......DOUBLY SO!

                                  :OMG:

4008
Handicapping / Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 11/16 ~ CHURCHILL DOWNS
« on: November 14, 2013, 02:24:53 PM »
 :OMG:  CIGARSHOP!

THIS MUST BE A CASE OF IMMACULATE PURRRRR-CEPTION
OR A VERY OVERLY ACTIVE IMAGINATION ~
OR SIMPLY WISHFUL THINKING!           :lmao:

 :happy:          :happy:         :happy:

4009
Handicapping / $SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 11/16 ~ CHURCHILL DOWNS
« on: November 14, 2013, 10:38:06 AM »
                                   
$SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 11/16 ~ CHURCHILL DOWNS
                               
                                       :rhrse:

** CONGRATS TO ---> JOHN HENRY
WHO SHOWED DETERMINATION AND HIS BEST FORM ALL THE WAY TO THE WIRE             
                                  :chickendance:
 
VENUE: CHURCHILL DOWNS --{10 RACES}-


POST TIME: 4:30pm ~ Eastern

FORECAST: PARTLY SUNNY~CLOUDY -- HIGH 65F  // CHANCE OF RAIN = 12%


===> RUFFARAMA RULES <===


* PROGRAM ## = MANDATORY

* NAMES HIGHLY SUGGESTED => NOT MANDATORY
* SOME PLAYERS USE NAME WITH FIRST MAIN PICK
==> YOUR CHOICE TO RISK OR NOT

* NAME RULES OVER PRG # IF INCLUDED WITH ENTRY
* IF PRG ## TYPO WITHOUT NAME (TOO BAD / SO SAD)

* ALL CHANGES MUST BE IN NEW POST
* NO EDITING TO ORIGINAL ENTRY PIX
* EDITS TO ORIGINAL ENTRY ## WILL NOT BE CREDITED!
* ALL CHANGES MUST BE POSTED PRIOR TO R1

* GRAPHICS & COMMENTS MAY BE EDITED IN

* CHOOSE 1 HORSE / 2 ALTS (More If U Prefer)
* AE HORSES MAY BE INCLUDED: ADD XTRA ALTS

* TURF / MTO PIX SEPARATE BENEATH REGULAR ENTRY
DESIGNATE AS: OFF TURF OR MTO

* XTRA ALTS SUGGESTED FOR TURF RACES

* COUPLED ENTRIES
==> IF U WANT JUST ONE PART OF AN ENTRY
DESIGNATE BY EITHER 'NAME' OR 'ONLY'
EXAMPLES:
#1A > COURAGEOUS CAT
#1A ONLY

* IF U HAVE JUST #1 = U WILL GET BOTH

* WINNER CHOOSES VENUE FOR FOLLOWING WEEK
* NO LATER THAN THURSDAY 5pm ET
-------->  EARLIER IS APPRECIATED!
NOTIFY RUFFIAN VIA EMAIL OF YOUR CHOICE
SUGGESTIONS OR QUESTIONS?
EMAIL ME AT:

RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
                    :forruffian:

4010
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/13 ~ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 14, 2013, 07:34:41 AM »
 :forruffian:

HAY CIGARSHOP
THIS CAT DOESN'T DO BOOZE OF ANY KIND
BUT.............MY CATNIP WORKS JUST FINE!        :chickendance:

I SEE THAT THE CRIMINAL BROUGHT OUT THE BIG GUNS
TAKING NO HOSTAGES ---
BUT TAKING AIM ON A 3-PEAT NEXT WEEK

GEEEEE I WONDER WHAT TRACK WE MIGHT GO TO!

GOOD TO SEE THE OLE WAR HORSE BACK IN FORM

4011
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/13 ~ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 13, 2013, 09:53:48 PM »
CIGARSHOP
HERE IS ENTRY OF GotaDunQH
Was Posted At TBC
I Never Copied
SORRY BOUT THAT!       :banghead:
=================

BY: GotaDunQH
Ok....I'm back and I want the precious....who has it??




R1: #1 Work (4, 3, 5)
R2: #6 Circus (8, 2, 1)
R3: #5 Nurse (7, 1, 6)
R4: #1 Beau (6, 7, 3)
R5: #8 Franz (5, 7, 2, 1)
R6: #5 paddle (1, 3, 9)
R7: #6 Adrianne (2, 8, 4)
R8: #9 Terice (6, 5, 8, 12)
R9: #5 Not (6, 8, 1)

(absolutely no time to cap today!)


4012
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/13 ~ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 13, 2013, 09:18:32 PM »
CIGARSHOP
YOU MISSED GOTADUN-QH
SO THERE ARE 8

4013
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/13 ~ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 13, 2013, 05:55:22 PM »
CIGARSHOP
SAD BUT TRUE     >:(

DON'T KNOW WHERE THE REST OF THE
HAPPY HOOLIGAN HERD ARE.....
MANY OF OUR REGULARS ==> MIA

VERY DISCOURAGING  :flaming:

THIS GRUMPY CAT AIN'T PURRRRRING      :-[

4014
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/13 ~ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 13, 2013, 08:06:25 AM »
CIGARSHOP PIX

Race 1: 4-5-1
Race 2: 6-8-2
Race 3: 5-1-7
Race 4: 7-1-6
Race 5: 7-8-1
Race 6: 1-5-9
Race 7: 6-8-4
Race 8: 6-5-9
Race 9: 8-6-5

4015
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/13 ~ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 13, 2013, 07:44:20 AM »
 :lmao:   PEEPTOAD

YES IT IS
MM LAST PLACE DOES SCORE NEXT TIME
BUT I CAN ALWAYS HELP OUT IF NEEDED
JUST KEEP A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND NOT BE LAST!

I DO NOT MIND SCORING IF U CANNOT      :forruffian:

4016
Handicapping / Re: $SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« on: November 12, 2013, 11:25:04 AM »
BLUE JEANS
JOHN HENRY IS YOUR GRANDSON?   WOW!     :puppykisses:

OR DID I MISUNDERSTAND YOUR WORDING? 

                            :forruffian:

4017
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/13 ~ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 12, 2013, 07:30:43 AM »
FROM CIGARSHOP
Cigarshop:
Has his socks off and can now count to 20.... Hopefully..
I'm ready to score, hmmm that didn't sound to good did it??

I do hope you're all doing well.

Cigarshop

4018
Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/13 ~ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 11, 2013, 11:12:23 AM »
RUFF & READY 2 ROCK @ REMINGTON       


THERE'S CATS & KITTENS
AND GLAMOUR GALORE
THE BIG QUESTION IS.....
CAN ANY EVEN SCORE?

         :forruffian:
***********************************

RACE 1   >    7  5  3  4  1
.... SHEZA FAST MAGNACAT       :evil:


A (Hissy) Fitzing Reward
Miss Beautiful (AshAvAri)


RACE 2   >   7  1  3  8  6
.... U B QUIET
(In What Universe?
Would Take Tongue Surgery!)

~~{GOOD LUCK WITH THIS PRODUCT!!}    ;)

MultiVerse
Cross Boss


RACE 3  >   7  6  4  1  2
.... GLAMOUR GALORE


Diamond Disco
Foreign Sultress


RACE 4  >   5  2  6  7  1
.... HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY      :evil:


Seneca Destiny
Shakin sugar


RACE 5  >   7  3  6  8  5
.... CAPTAIN'S  CAT                  :evil:


Xtra Spicey
Winter Scout


RACE 6  >   1  7  9  3  5
.... KOPPER KITTY                   :evil:
Memories of Coppertone: My Orange Persian


Wrong Again (Not Likely)
QuestLie


RACE 7   >   2   1   5   3   6
.... DREAM  SPINNER


Cocoa Cowgirl
Slew's Song


RACE 8   >   8  7  6  9  4
.... KIDDING
(With A Distorted Humor & Twisted Wit! -- Bazinga!)


Up In Class
Grand Entry


RACE 9  >   10  9  1  6  13
.... SWEETIE PIE
My Precious Sweetums
19 Years Of Purrrrrrs & Love
Gone But Never Forgotten          :forruffian:


Rocking Dancer
Who Dat Flash? (The Cheetah)

4019
Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/13 ~ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 10, 2013, 11:41:44 AM »
 :rhrse:                     :rhrse:                      :rhrse:


CONGRATS TO ---> CRIMINAL TYPE
WHO HAS SELECTED TO REPEAT AT:
 **REMINGTON PARK**

WORKED FOR HIM LAST TIME SO WHY NOT TRY AGAIN      :chickendance:


POST TIME: 7pm ~ CENTRAL

SCORER: CIGARSHOP
(NIGHT CARD ---- SO POSTING RESULTS THURSDAY IS FINE)

FORECAST:  SUNNY -- HIGH 50F   //  CHANCE OF RAIN -0-%

===> MIDWEEK MAYHEM RULES <===

* ALL Changes MUST Be
In A NEW POST!
Prior To R 1

===> ONLY CHANGES!
===> NOT ENTIRE ENTRY!
Edits Of Pix To Original Entry
Will NOT Be Credited

===> This Does NOT Apply
To Adding Graphics Or Comments
** ONLY Applies To Entry Picks

* Pick 1 Horse + 2 Alts
Additional Alts Suggested!
* Especially On TURF

* Prg # ===> Mandatory

* NAMES ===> Optional
* IF Name IS Included in Original Post
* NAME RULES OVER PRG ## In Case Of Typo

==> But It Is The PLAYER'S Responsibility
==> To Notify Scorekeeper Of The Error
==> SCORER WON'T BE CHECKING IF YOUR
PRG # MATCHES THE NAME!

* COUPLED ENTRIES
You Automatically Get BOTH
But You MAY Choose ONE ONLY

* SPECIFY Which 1 U Want + (Only)
Examples:
1a - Courageous Cat - ONLY
Or: #1 Only -- #1-A Only

**** IF U Have Just #1 = U Will Get Both!
==> NO NEED TO TYPE 1/1a <==

* ALSO-ELIGIBLE
You MAY Use An AE Horse
And Add Xtra Alts To Entry
In Case AE Doesn't Get In

* OFF TURF
You MAY Include Separate OFF-TURF-PIX
Specify Those Beneath Regular Pix
AS ==> OFF TURF or MTO

* WINNER CHOOSES VENUE
(Except Prior To TC / BC Days)
* CHECK WEATHER FORECAST IN VENUE AREA

* WINNER: ====>  NOTIFY RUFFIAN OF VENUE
* VIA EMAIL: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

* No Later Than 5 ET MONDAY
=> EARLIER Is APPRECIATED <=

* LOSER > Scores Next Week

* SCORING:
All Money Earned By #1 Pick
WIN ~ PLACE ~ SHOW
Be Sure To Check Scratches!

QUESTIONS - FEEDBACK?
EMAIL:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net


               :forruffian:

4020
Handicapping / $SUPURRR $SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 11/9
« on: November 10, 2013, 10:39:38 AM »
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME
TO SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT GULFSTREAM PARK


Our Feature Event Today:
The RUFFARAMA STAKES

Presented By:  Whinny-Ever Horse Treats
Today Run At 1 Mile

Due To Many Various Reasons Including:
Trainers Giving Horses A Breather After Last Weekend's Big Days
Missed Flights
Technical Issues
Personal Issues
Hung Over -- Too Much Celebrating
Or Drowning Sorrows In Buckets Of Beer

SAD TO SAY OUR FIELD HAS BEEN GREATLY REDUCED

Disheartening To See So Many Of Our Regular Runners NOT In The Gate
Hopefully We Will See More Flashy Tails Next Week!

And Now.... On With The Show

The Horses Are Entering The Track
Let's Meet The Field

PP #1 >  RUFFIAN ---{DC} ------ 5/2
2011 - Filly Of The Year
2012 -
Supurrr Saturday Champion
Caixa Eletronica Award
Frosted Whisker

PP #2 >  CRIMINAL TYPE ------- 7/2
2011 - HOTY
2012 -
Colt Of The Year
Crafty Prospector Award
Awesome Again Award

PP #3 >  OLDOWAN (TY88)  --- 7/2
2012 - HOTY
Filly Of The Year
MM / BOTS Champion

PP #4 >  DUSTY ----------------5/1
2010 - HOTY
2012 -       
Most Improved
Lost In The Fog Award

PP #5 >  JOHN HENRY -------- 6/1

PP #6 >  CATALINA ------------4/1

PP #7 >  TIGER DANCER ----- 9/2
2011 - Rookie Of The Year
2012 - Distorted Humor Award


We Now Turn You Over To Our Guest Track Announcer:

         ** FLUSTERED FELINE **



The Horses Are All Standing Quietly  ~  We Are READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

TIGER DANCER ~
Away Like A Fighter Jet

Exploding Out Of The Gate To Take A Commanding Lead     :OMG:

RUFFIAN ~
Away Very Strongly Just 3 Lengths Behind The Leader

CATALINA ~
Right There At Ruffian's Tail

DUSTY  ~
Moving Along Nicely Is Next

CRIMINAL TYPE & OLDOWAN ~
Not Finding Their Best Stride Yet

And JOHN HENRY Trails In The Early Going

OUT OF THE TURN

AND THERE GOES JOHN HENRY!         :rhrse:
As If A Lightning Bolt Struck Him....


Shooting Past Everyone As If He Sprung Wings
~ With His Eye On TIGER DANCER
Who Continues To Lead The Field

And Now It's DUSTY On The Move
Along With CATALINA

RUFFIAN Has Jumped A Shadow & Losing Momentum

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
 :rhrse:     :rhrse:     :rhrse:        :rhrse:     :rhrse:

TIGER DANCER
Desperately Trying To Hold On....
Leading From The Gate
Showing NO Signs Of Tiring
No Signs Of Being Distracted By Sea Gulls Overhead    :chickendance:
Those Bejeweled Shiny New Blinkers Seem To Be Working!     



JOHN HENRY
All Out Cutting Into Her Lead With Every Stride
These 2 Now Engaged In A Match Race
    :flaming:
The Determined Filly
The Courageous Colt

Neck And Neck Leaving The Field Far Behind Them       :rhrse:     :rhrse:

The Wire Is Coming Quickly
Can The Fierce Filly Hold On.....
Can The Cantankerous Colt Put A Nose In Front....

AND HERE'S THE WIRE!
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
**PHOTO  FINISH**

-- HOLD ALL TICKETS --

Jockey Objection ~ #5 / #7
Interference In Stretch
Stewards Examining Replay

**OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH**

1st ~ JOHN HENRY -- BY A WHISKER
~~BRIDE OF THE DAY~~


2nd ~~ TIGER DANCER
~~BRIDESMAID~~


3rd ~ DUSTY
~~FLOWER-BEARER~~


4th ~ CATALINA
~~RING-BEARER~~
(Steals "The Precious")

ALSO RAN

OLDOWAN
RUFFIAN {DC}
CRIMINAL TYPE (Eased)

-$-PAY OUT PRICES-$-
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN
(RUFFIAN333@webtv.net)

JOHN HENRY ===== $54.40
TIGER DANCER ==== $52.40
DUSTY ========= $33.00
CATALINA ======= $26.40
OLDOWAN ======= $19.40
RUFFIAN {DC} ==== $15.60
CRIMINAL TYPE ==== $14.80
--------------> BACK TO THE 'DOG-HOUSE'


**********************************
We Bid You A Good Evening And
A Safe, Sober Non-Texting Drive Home
*********************************

                       :forruffian:



~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

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