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#2237
Handicapping / MM SPOOKTACULAR RESULTS ~ 10/30
October 31, 2013, 11:54:16 AM
WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT DELTA DOWNS
WE HAVE A SPECTACULAR CARD TODAY AND ----
HOLD ON FOLKS....
JUST GETTING WORD THAT A HUGE DISTURBANCE
HAS BROKEN OUT ON THE TRACK
APPARENTLY A BIZARRE GROUP OF "CHARACTERS"
BROKE THRU BARRIERS AND ARE CAUSING A
MAJOR KERFUFFLE ON THE TRACK
GOING IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK TO SEE WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT
SECURITY HAS BEEN NOTIFIED
THERE IS JUDGE JUDY NEAR THE INFIELD RAIL
OVERHEARD TELLING A FAN~
"WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!"
A FEW YARDS AWAY THERE IS RUMPLESTILTSKIN
MUTTERING TO HIMSELF SOMETHING ABOUT
HAY ~ GOLD & THE PRECIOUS
THE CROWD IS IN AWE OF A WIZARD WHO
APPEARS TO BE TOSSING SPARKLE FAERY DUST
ONTO THE PEOPLE
WE SEE A FIGURE CROUCHING UNDER A BUSH ~
ITS DAFFY DUCK WHO SEEMS TO HAVE HEARD
RUMORS THAT SI ~ PHIL & JACE FROM DUCK DYNASTY
ARE ATTENDING TODAY'S EVENTS
AND AFTER ALL IT IS DUCK SEASON EVE!
TAUNTING THE FANS AT THE RAIL IS
RODEO BARBIE WITH A LASSO IN ONE HAND
AND A SIGN IN THE OTHER THAT SAYS ~
"DUMB BLONDE JOKES ARE 1 LINERS ...
SO MEN CAN UNDERSTAND THEM!"
THIS IS RESULTING IN SOME CHEERS &
SOME DISGRUNTLED BOOING
IT SEEMS THAT SOME CHILDREN ARE RUNNING
IN FEAR AWAY FROM THE TRACK ....
NOW WE SEE WHY
IT'S CHUCKY WHO IS MENACING THEM
GRINNING LIKE A SCAREY BABOON
TRYING TO MAINTAIN A SENSE OF BALANCE IS
STORM ~ A CONSORT WITH THE X-MEN
WHOSE CAPE IS ALMOST LIFTING HER OFF THE
GROUND DUE TO THE HUFFING & PUFFING OF
HOT AIR FROM THE BIG BAD WOLF!
AND NOW SOME OF THE FANS ARE SCREAMING
IN HORROR AS A HEADLESS HORSEMAN IS
HEADING UP THE TRACK
BUT SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING HIM IN STEALTH MODE
IT'S THE NIGHT STALKER, KOLCHAK...
CAREFULLY WATCHING EVERY MOVE
SECURITY HAS ARRIVED ALONG WITH THE
TRACK OFFICIALS TO DETERMINE WHAT IS
CAUSING THIS FRUCKUS!
AFTER SPEAKING WITH THE VARIOUS HOOLIGANS
ON THE TRACK, IT WAS LEARNED THAT THEY
EACH THINK THEY ARE BETTER ~ STRONGER ~
FASTER THAN THE OTHERS & WANT THE TRACK
TO ALLOW THEM TO PROVE IT!
TRACK MANAGEMENT AGREED BUT ALSO REALIZED
THAT CONSIDERING THEIR SIZE, DEMEANOR AND
ATTITUDES ...
A REGULATION STARTING GATE WON'T WORK
THEREFORE THEY WILL BE ASSEMBLED AT A
STARTING LINE & WAIT FOR THE TRACK ANNOUNCER
TO GIVE THE SIGNAL OF .... "BOOOOO!"
SECURITY HAS ASSISTED IN GETTING EVERYONE LINED UP
WITHOUT TOO MUCH OF A FUSS
AND THEY ARE READY TO RUN!
"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE SPOOKTACULAR EVENT!
TAKING AN EARLY LEAD ARE
DAFFY DUCK TRYING TO ESCAPE
FROM THE DUCK DYNASTY GUYS
THE WIZARD & RODEO BARBIE
JUST OFF OF THAT TRIO ARE
KOLCHAK & CHUCKY
THE BIG BAD WOLF & RUMPLESTILTSKIN
ARE NEXT
JUDGE JUDY SEEMS TO BE INDIFFERENT TO THE WHOLE IDEA OF RUNNING
AND GOING ALONG AT HER OWN RATE OF SPEED WHICH IS PRETTY SLOW
AND AT THE BACK IS STORM TRYING TO
STAY IN FRONT OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WHO IS SCARING EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HIM
HEADING INTO THE STRETCH
KOLCHAK NOW APPARENTLY CONFIDENT THAT HE
HAS NO NEED TO BE STALKING THOSE IN FRONT
OF HIM HAS MADE A LIGHTNING MOVE TO THE
FRONT
THE WIZARD NOT QUITE SURE OF HIS INTENTIONS
AS BEING HONORABLE IS STAYING RIGHT THERE
WITH HIM
CHUCKY & RUMPLESTILTSKIN ARE TUCKED IN
JUST BEHIND THE WIZARD
RODEO BARBIE & DAFFY DUCK
SIDE BY SIDE ARE NEXT
AND NOW THE BIG BAD WOLF HAS HIS EYE
ON STORM HUFFING & PUFFING EVEN HARDER
ALMOST LIFTING STORM'S CAPE LIKE A PARACHUTE
AT THE BACK REMAINS THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WITH EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HIM APPEARING TO
BE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES!
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
KOLCHAK GIVING UP HIS STALKING M.O.
HAS SETTLED COMFORTABLY INTO THE LEAD
THE WIZARD NOW TOSSING HIS SPARKLE DUST
INTO THE AIR IS CATCHING UP TO
THE NIGHT STALKER WITH EVERY STRIDE
CHUCKY & RUMPLESTILTSKIN STILL NECK & NECK
AND THE FINISH LINE IS JUST AHEAD
NO PHOTO FINISH TODAY FOLKS!
THE NIGHT STALKER
HAS PROVEN WITHOUT A DOUBT
WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF THEM ALL
THE WIZARD
Still Sparkling Must Be Content With 2nd
~ Not A Happy Wizard Who Usually Controls
His Destiny In All Situations
CHUCKY ~ Smiling With A Fearsome Grin is 3rd
RUMPLESTILTSKIN
Crosses The Line in 4th
Still Muttering About Finding "THE PRECIOUS"
Which Apparently... HE HAS!
ALSO RAN
RODEO BARBIE (Blonde & Happy)
DAFFY DUCK (Escapes From The Duck Dynasty Guys)
JUDGE JUDY (Still Indifferent To It All)
THE BIG BAD WOLF (Frustrated At Not Catching Storm)
STORM (Safe From Wolfie For Now)
AND WAY AT THE BACK....
THE FEARSOME HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WITH HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS WONDERING
WHERE HE IS AND WHY HE CAN'T FIND THE
FINISH LINE
AFTER A BRIEF NEWS CONFERENCE
THE TRACK OFFICIALS DECLARED THAT
NO FINES WOULD BE IMPOSED
BUT INSTEAD-----
THE HAPPY HERD OF HOOLIGANS WOULD
RECEIVE SOME MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR
ENTERTAINING THE CROWD
MONEY DETERMINED BY THE ORDER OF FINISH
KOLCHAK = $112.50 (FlintKnapper)
THE WIZARD =$72.60 (Dusty: DC)
CHUCKY =$57 (John Henry)
RUMPLESTILTSKIN = $52 (Criminal Type)
RODEO BARBIE = $51.20 (GotaDunQH)
DAFFY DUCK = $42.90 (Elite Mercedes)
JUDGE JUDY = $34.60 (Ruffian)
BIG BAD WOLF = $33.60 (Cigarshop)
STORM = $18.60 (Tiger Dancer)
HEADLESS HORSEMAN = $14.80 (KD)
WE NOW BID U A SAFE, SOBER NON TEXTING
DRIVE HOME & HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
WE HAVE A SPECTACULAR CARD TODAY AND ----
HOLD ON FOLKS....
JUST GETTING WORD THAT A HUGE DISTURBANCE
HAS BROKEN OUT ON THE TRACK
APPARENTLY A BIZARRE GROUP OF "CHARACTERS"
BROKE THRU BARRIERS AND ARE CAUSING A
MAJOR KERFUFFLE ON THE TRACK
GOING IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK TO SEE WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT
SECURITY HAS BEEN NOTIFIED
THERE IS JUDGE JUDY NEAR THE INFIELD RAIL
OVERHEARD TELLING A FAN~
"WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!"
A FEW YARDS AWAY THERE IS RUMPLESTILTSKIN
MUTTERING TO HIMSELF SOMETHING ABOUT
HAY ~ GOLD & THE PRECIOUS
THE CROWD IS IN AWE OF A WIZARD WHO
APPEARS TO BE TOSSING SPARKLE FAERY DUST
ONTO THE PEOPLE
WE SEE A FIGURE CROUCHING UNDER A BUSH ~
ITS DAFFY DUCK WHO SEEMS TO HAVE HEARD
RUMORS THAT SI ~ PHIL & JACE FROM DUCK DYNASTY
ARE ATTENDING TODAY'S EVENTS
AND AFTER ALL IT IS DUCK SEASON EVE!
TAUNTING THE FANS AT THE RAIL IS
RODEO BARBIE WITH A LASSO IN ONE HAND
AND A SIGN IN THE OTHER THAT SAYS ~
"DUMB BLONDE JOKES ARE 1 LINERS ...
SO MEN CAN UNDERSTAND THEM!"
THIS IS RESULTING IN SOME CHEERS &
SOME DISGRUNTLED BOOING
IT SEEMS THAT SOME CHILDREN ARE RUNNING
IN FEAR AWAY FROM THE TRACK ....
NOW WE SEE WHY
IT'S CHUCKY WHO IS MENACING THEM
GRINNING LIKE A SCAREY BABOON
TRYING TO MAINTAIN A SENSE OF BALANCE IS
STORM ~ A CONSORT WITH THE X-MEN
WHOSE CAPE IS ALMOST LIFTING HER OFF THE
GROUND DUE TO THE HUFFING & PUFFING OF
HOT AIR FROM THE BIG BAD WOLF!
AND NOW SOME OF THE FANS ARE SCREAMING
IN HORROR AS A HEADLESS HORSEMAN IS
HEADING UP THE TRACK
BUT SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING HIM IN STEALTH MODE
IT'S THE NIGHT STALKER, KOLCHAK...
CAREFULLY WATCHING EVERY MOVE
SECURITY HAS ARRIVED ALONG WITH THE
TRACK OFFICIALS TO DETERMINE WHAT IS
CAUSING THIS FRUCKUS!
AFTER SPEAKING WITH THE VARIOUS HOOLIGANS
ON THE TRACK, IT WAS LEARNED THAT THEY
EACH THINK THEY ARE BETTER ~ STRONGER ~
FASTER THAN THE OTHERS & WANT THE TRACK
TO ALLOW THEM TO PROVE IT!
TRACK MANAGEMENT AGREED BUT ALSO REALIZED
THAT CONSIDERING THEIR SIZE, DEMEANOR AND
ATTITUDES ...
A REGULATION STARTING GATE WON'T WORK
THEREFORE THEY WILL BE ASSEMBLED AT A
STARTING LINE & WAIT FOR THE TRACK ANNOUNCER
TO GIVE THE SIGNAL OF .... "BOOOOO!"
SECURITY HAS ASSISTED IN GETTING EVERYONE LINED UP
WITHOUT TOO MUCH OF A FUSS
AND THEY ARE READY TO RUN!
"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE SPOOKTACULAR EVENT!
TAKING AN EARLY LEAD ARE
DAFFY DUCK TRYING TO ESCAPE
FROM THE DUCK DYNASTY GUYS
THE WIZARD & RODEO BARBIE
JUST OFF OF THAT TRIO ARE
KOLCHAK & CHUCKY
THE BIG BAD WOLF & RUMPLESTILTSKIN
ARE NEXT
JUDGE JUDY SEEMS TO BE INDIFFERENT TO THE WHOLE IDEA OF RUNNING
AND GOING ALONG AT HER OWN RATE OF SPEED WHICH IS PRETTY SLOW
AND AT THE BACK IS STORM TRYING TO
STAY IN FRONT OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WHO IS SCARING EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HIM
HEADING INTO THE STRETCH
KOLCHAK NOW APPARENTLY CONFIDENT THAT HE
HAS NO NEED TO BE STALKING THOSE IN FRONT
OF HIM HAS MADE A LIGHTNING MOVE TO THE
FRONT
THE WIZARD NOT QUITE SURE OF HIS INTENTIONS
AS BEING HONORABLE IS STAYING RIGHT THERE
WITH HIM
CHUCKY & RUMPLESTILTSKIN ARE TUCKED IN
JUST BEHIND THE WIZARD
RODEO BARBIE & DAFFY DUCK
SIDE BY SIDE ARE NEXT
AND NOW THE BIG BAD WOLF HAS HIS EYE
ON STORM HUFFING & PUFFING EVEN HARDER
ALMOST LIFTING STORM'S CAPE LIKE A PARACHUTE
AT THE BACK REMAINS THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WITH EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HIM APPEARING TO
BE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES!
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
KOLCHAK GIVING UP HIS STALKING M.O.
HAS SETTLED COMFORTABLY INTO THE LEAD
THE WIZARD NOW TOSSING HIS SPARKLE DUST
INTO THE AIR IS CATCHING UP TO
THE NIGHT STALKER WITH EVERY STRIDE
CHUCKY & RUMPLESTILTSKIN STILL NECK & NECK
AND THE FINISH LINE IS JUST AHEAD
NO PHOTO FINISH TODAY FOLKS!
THE NIGHT STALKER
HAS PROVEN WITHOUT A DOUBT
WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF THEM ALL
THE WIZARD
Still Sparkling Must Be Content With 2nd
~ Not A Happy Wizard Who Usually Controls
His Destiny In All Situations
CHUCKY ~ Smiling With A Fearsome Grin is 3rd
RUMPLESTILTSKIN
Crosses The Line in 4th
Still Muttering About Finding "THE PRECIOUS"
Which Apparently... HE HAS!
ALSO RAN
RODEO BARBIE (Blonde & Happy)
DAFFY DUCK (Escapes From The Duck Dynasty Guys)
JUDGE JUDY (Still Indifferent To It All)
THE BIG BAD WOLF (Frustrated At Not Catching Storm)
STORM (Safe From Wolfie For Now)
AND WAY AT THE BACK....
THE FEARSOME HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WITH HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS WONDERING
WHERE HE IS AND WHY HE CAN'T FIND THE
FINISH LINE
AFTER A BRIEF NEWS CONFERENCE
THE TRACK OFFICIALS DECLARED THAT
NO FINES WOULD BE IMPOSED
BUT INSTEAD-----
THE HAPPY HERD OF HOOLIGANS WOULD
RECEIVE SOME MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR
ENTERTAINING THE CROWD
MONEY DETERMINED BY THE ORDER OF FINISH
KOLCHAK = $112.50 (FlintKnapper)
THE WIZARD =$72.60 (Dusty: DC)
CHUCKY =$57 (John Henry)
RUMPLESTILTSKIN = $52 (Criminal Type)
RODEO BARBIE = $51.20 (GotaDunQH)
DAFFY DUCK = $42.90 (Elite Mercedes)
JUDGE JUDY = $34.60 (Ruffian)
BIG BAD WOLF = $33.60 (Cigarshop)
STORM = $18.60 (Tiger Dancer)
HEADLESS HORSEMAN = $14.80 (KD)
WE NOW BID U A SAFE, SOBER NON TEXTING
DRIVE HOME & HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
#2238
Handicapping / THANK YOU
October 25, 2013, 08:51:40 AM **SS - TD BIRTHDAY RESULTS** GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
COMING FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT: {T-D-B-B-R}
THE ''TIGER DANCER
BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY ROAR-O-RAMA'' STAKES
With the late scratch of Raven ...
Defending Champion ~Post Time Mike~
Will Have 11 Contentious Challengers
Trying To Prevent Another Repeat Romp
The Thrilling Twinkling Twelve
Are in the gate and ready to Run
And Away They Go In
The Tiger Dancer Birthday Roar-o-Rama
It's A Frantic Fierce Foursome Fight For The Lead
Tiger Dancer ~ Zippy ~ Blunny ~ Digger
It's several lengths back to
Ruffian ~ Dusty ~ Real Quiet ~ Senator
Another Gap Back To
Roamin ~ Post Time Mike ~ Cruzan ~ Catalina
~TOP OF THE STRETCH~
It is now Digger By 1/2 length
Over Zippy ~ Real Quiet + Tiger Dancer
Cruzan suddenly discovered his Inner Power
Gaining ground quickly on the leaders
Zippy also finding his best running style
Right there with Digger
~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~
Digger Continues to show the way
But his lead is dwindling quickly
Zippy and Cruzan are flying
Up the middle of the track
Catalina and Blunny also
Finding their best stride now
But suddenly ...
The crowd is on their feet
Screaming like Banshees
All eyes focused on ....
The Birthday Filly Herself ~Tiger Dancer~
ROARING like Her Namesake
Passing one after another after another
And now has taken over the lead!
Digger Is right on her tail 😳
Zippy just a Length behind Digger
Cruzan ~ Catalina ~ Blunny are next
Another several lengths back
To Dusty and Real Quiet
Followed by
Senator ~ Roamin ~ {DC}Post Time Mike
And Ruffian Who apparently left her
"Inner Cheetah" Back In The Barn
NOW WE CAN HEAR ABBA IN THE BACKGROUND
SINGING: 'DANCING QUEEN'
AS TIGER DANCER LEADS THE FIELD TO THE WIRE
AND IRONY RULES THE DAY
TIGER DANCER WINS
THE TIGER DANCER BIRTHDAY ROAR-O-RAMA
Just another example of the saying
It Ain't over until that Stout Lady Sings
And the song she sings today
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER DANCER
$$--OFFICIAL TOTALS--$$
1st ~ TIGER DANCER ===> $78.00
~WINNER~ 
2nd ~ DIGGER ♠️ ===> $74.60
Exceptional effort just a few whiskers short of victory
ZIPPY⚡️ ===> $65.20
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet
4th ~ CRUZAN ===> $58.00
~~ALSO RAN~~
CATALINA ===> $57.10
BLUNNY🐇 ===> $53.60
DUSTY🌪 ===> $43.90
REAL QUIET ===> $43.30
SENATOR ===> $39.70
ROAMIN ===> $28.80
{DC}POST TIME MIKE ===> $28.20
RUFFIAN ===> $15.20
Adding to the IRONY of the day ~ Big Cat Diary Edition
TIGER IN PENTHOUSE
CHEETAH IN CAT HOUSE
We now bid farewell to Florida
As we heard The Tiger Roar
A dozen wonderful runners
Who could ask for anything more
HAPPY HOLIDAY OF YOUR CHOICE TO ALL
~GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER~
**************************************************
WANNA GIVE A BIG CAT ROAR OF GRATITUDE
TO THOSE WHO NOW HAVE GIVEN US A NEW PLACE
TO HANG OUR BRIDLES ON! :-*
MEOW MIX & CATNIP TO U! =^,,^=