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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY: 9/26 @ SANTA ANITA
« on: September 25, 2020, 11:58:57 AM »
                                         :forruffian:


NO TIME TO DALLY
NO TIME FOR CLEVER
WITH THIS NEW PUPPY
FREE TIME IS = NEVER

R1 = 9 2 6 1 8
POWERFUL
MIND
PARKOUR

R2 = 8  4  2  1  3
GRINNIN
SHEZA
LIBERAL

R3 = 4  2  3  1

R4 = 5  6  8  11  3

R5 = 9  1  7  6  2

R6 = 1  3  2  4  5

R7 =  5  7  4  6  1

R8 = 3  6  5  2  4

R9 = 4  6  5  2  8

R10 = 4  2  3  1  5

R11 = 3  7  5  6  1


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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 9/23 *** RESULTS *** { Churchill}
« on: September 24, 2020, 09:38:00 AM »
                                                    :forruffian:

HOW BODACIOUS TO HAVE THE DAY OFF FROM YE OLE CALCULATOR   :chickendance:

   PLUS A REFRESHING ROBUST RAMBUNCTIOUS REAL QUIET RACE CALL!!!   :girlkiss:

              NOT WISHING BAD LUCK TO THE QUIET ONE BUT ......

         MUST ADMIT I LOOK FORWARD TO A REPEAT PURRRRFORMANCE!   :OMG:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 9/26 @ SANTA ANITA
« on: September 24, 2020, 09:32:01 AM »
               :forruffian:
        **CONGRATS TO POST TIME MIKE  :celebrate:
THE CAPRICIOUS COLT THUNDERED OUT OF THE GATE
      NEVER LOOKED BACK ~ NEVER CHALLENGED
                      TO WIN BY DAYLIGHT
                              :raspberry:

   :rhrse:   VENUE: SANTA ANITA    :rhrse:
           A SUPURRR STAKES SPECTACULAR

   SEPTEMBER 26 IS NATIONAL RABBIT DAY
     **FEATURE EVENT**
   "RELENTLESS RAMBUNCTIOUS RABBIT" STAKES
             A BODACIOUS BUNNY HOP!
         

   :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  3:30 ET -- 2:30 CT -- 1:30 MT -- 12:30 PT   


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR AND SEE = DQ
              :banghead:

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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 9/23 @ CHURCHILL DOWNS
« on: September 22, 2020, 10:46:46 AM »
                                                   :forruffian:

OFF WE GO TO KENTUCKY
WONDER IF I WILL GET LUCKY
WITH THE  LONGSHOTS I PLAY
   AT THE END OF THE DAY
IN THE CAT HOUSE WILL I BE STUCKY?  :-\

R1 = 1  3  6  4  7
SILENT
MISS
DELACHAISE

R2 = 4  2  3  6  1
WINGING WAYS
HARBOR
FIRST

R3 = 5  7  1  3  4
LIGHT
SECRET
MISSISSIPPI

R4 = 6  7  3  4  8
TREE
AUTHOR
PLONDER

R5 = 9  8  5  3  1
DUPLICITOUS
BEAUTY
STOLEN

R6 = 7  2  4  5  1
LADY
DANGER
MENZEL

R7 = 4  3  7  9  8
INDIAN
HI HO
TRASH TALKIN

R8 = 7  1  8  4  3
6TH SENSE
IMPERADOR
HIGH

R9 = 3  10  9  6  1
GHOSTLY
FLUCKY
HOME

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 9/23 @ CHURCHILL DOWNS
« on: September 21, 2020, 08:55:34 AM »
                                           :forruffian:

                           CONGRATS TO CRUZAN   :celebrate:

THE CONTENTIOUS CAPABLE COLT EASILY DEFEATING CHALLENGERS   :raspberry:

             :rhrse:  VENUE CHOICE:   CHURCHILL DOWNS   :rhrse:

       :lightbulb:    POST TIMES:  12:45 ET - 11:45 CT - 10:45 MT - 9:45 PT    :lightbulb:

                                  $$$$$    SCOREKEEPER    $$$$$

MUNCHING ON MILK BONE BISCUITS IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE   :puppykisses:
 IS REAL QUIET WITH A VERY QUIET CALCULATOR TO TALLY

IF FOR ANY REASON THE COLT IS UNABLE TO CALCULATE
THEN RUFFIAN WILL PURRR ON IN TO REPORT THE EVENT
                               :forruffian:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRRR & SEE  DQ
              :banghead:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 9/19 *** RESULTS *** WOODBINE
« on: September 20, 2020, 10:47:10 AM »
                                             :forruffian:


I HAVE A BRAND NEW PUPPY   :puppykisses:
WHO NEEDS SO MUCH ATTENTION
THE RACE RESULTS ARE HERE
THO BRIEFLY I WILL MENTION

 THE DAY BEGAN WITH FURY
AS POST TIME MIKE EXPLODED
RUFFIAN LET HER CHEETAH LOOSE
WITH POWER THIS FIELD WAS LOADED
                                                                                 :rhrse: :rhrse:
              :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
:rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:


POST TIME MIKE STAYED OUT IN FRONT
   THE REST OF THE RUNNERS TRIED
TO CATCH THE FRONT RUNNIN COLT
BUT AT THE END OF DAY THEY CRIED
                     :'(

MANY TRIED HARD TO CATCH HIM
NO CATCHING THE COLT ON FIRE
AS TIGER, RUFFIAN & BLUNNY GOT CLOSE
       THE LEADER SEEMED TO TIRE
                          :-\

BUT EVEN WITH HIS TIRED LEGS
HIS LEAD WAS FAR TOO MUCH
 TIGER DANCER FULL OF FUN
ONLY 2ND PLACE COULD SHE TOUCH    :banghead:

RUFFIAN LET HER CHEETAH LOOSE
AS DEFENDING CHAMP SHE TRIED
BUT ONLY THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
   AFTER HER TEARS HAD DRIED    :'(

THE SHIRE IS WAITING FOR BLUNNY
      AS ONCE AGAIN THE RING
HE REALLY LOVES 'THE PRECIOUS'
IS CONFRONTING GOLLUM HIS THING?   :evil:

SO HERE IS HOW THE DAY SHAKES OUT
WITH REAL QUIET & CATALINA SCRATCHIN
   THE ENERGETIC 9  WHO RAN
AGAINST PTM THERE WAS NO MATCHIN!

IF YOU FIND THE MONEY WRONG
JUST LET THE ''RUFF ONE''  KNOW
MATH IS NOT HER STRONGEST SUIT
ACCURACY NOT ALWAYS A 'GO'
                 :mallet:

                            $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

POST TIME MIKE = $152.40    :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:
* THE 'CREDIT' GOES TO THE RIVER & EMMA-JAYNE    :hug:

TIGER DANCER = $65.80
* Too Slow A Tango For The 'PostMan'   :banghead:

{{DC}} RUFFIAN = $56.20
* Bodacious Bouquet Instead Of Glory    :'(

BLUNNY = $53.60
* Back To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'    :evil:

THUNDER CAT = $45.50

CRUZAN = $36.30

ROAMIN = $32.50

DUSTY = $31.30

RAVEN = $23.70
*RARE VISITOR TO YE OLE DOG HOUSE!  :OMG:
SPECIAL BIRDSEED LADEN BISCUITS FOR THIS FLYER

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM O' CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE & SOUND SECLUSION
REMINDING YOU THAT A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL
LETS OTHERS KNOW THEY ARE NOT ALL ALONE
                         :girlkiss:

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY: 9/19 @ WOODBINE
« on: September 18, 2020, 12:02:25 PM »
                                               :forruffian:

INTUITIVE OR INSANE
THE NAME OF THE GAME
LONGSHOTS GALORE
BUT CAN ANY SCORE?  :-\

R1 = 2  4  1  7  5
DANCE---SENSATIONLIST---WOK

R2 = 5  2  1  8  7
PASSION---SIGHT---GASCONADE

R3 = 7  3  1  6  5
QUICK ---SKY---CLASSY

R4 =  9  8  6  5  10
ALARM---MELODY---SUNDANCE

R5 = 3  7  10  12  4
BODACIOUS---SILENZIO---FLIGHT

R6 = 10  8  1  2  6
VOIR DIRE---WHO---BAY

R7 = 10  4  1  8  7
JUNGLE---DEVIATION---WORD

R8 = 9  6  8  3  1
FUN---TAKOTA---PODGORA

R9 = 4  5  7  2  8
STARSHIP {FILLY}  :thumbsup:   RUNNER--VALUE

R10 = 3  1  4  6  2
FOREST---SILENT---CHATELET

R11 = 3  12  7  10  9
LAYLA! --- LUCKY---JUSTINTIME
 :girlkiss:   :rhrse:   :girlkiss:

R12 = 8  7  6  5  3
GOLDMINE CAT---SPEEDY---YOLA
 :forruffian:

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 9/16 * RESULTS * Indiana Grand
« on: September 17, 2020, 11:44:25 AM »
                                         :forruffian:

           GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
                       TODAY WE ARE AT INDIANA GRAND
                                             :rhrse:

                           OUR FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
                                BATTLE OF THE SEXES
                                          :raspberry:

             FIERCE FRISKY FILLYS VS COMBATIVE CONTENTIOUS COLTS
                                                  :evil:

                        WITH SCRATCHES OF BRI / RAVEN
      DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER, WILL HAVE 7 COMPETITIVE
    CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT ROAR OF THE TIGER

          THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

             AND AWAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BOTS CHALLENGE

                     IT'S A TRIO OF SPEED OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
                              CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY & THUNDER CAT
                                   :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
           
              SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER

                           THESE FIVE ARE WAY IN FRONT

                        PLAYING A CATCH UP GAME FOR NOW
                           DUSTY ~ ROAMIN ~ REAL QUIET

                      THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

                        CRUZAN CONTINUES TO LEAD THE WAY
                                            :rhrse:
       
              A FIERCE FILLY FELINE DUO HOT ON HIS TAIL
    RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER TRYING TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY COLT
 :rhrse: :rhrse:                                                          :rhrse:

          BLUNNY & THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT ABOUT 5 LENGTHS BACK

                    ROAMIN AND DUSTY TRYING TO GET MOTIVATED

                 REAL QUIET TOTALLY DISINTERESTED AND FAR BACK

                         AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

   CRUZAN FIRING UP HIS INNER ENGINE EVEN MORE IS PULLING AWAY

             RUFFIAN AND TIGER DANCER STILL IN HOT PURRRRSUIT

BLUNNY AND THUNDER CAT SIDE BY SIDE ARE JUST 3 LENGTHS BACK

             ROAMIN & DUSTY ARE NEXT FOLLOWED BY REAL QUIET

     AT THE FINISH LINE ~ A WIRE TO WIRE ROAR FROM CRUZAN
               TO BRING BOTS GLORY HOME FOR THE COLTS
                                           :celebrate:

RUFFIAN IS A CONTENTIOUS 2nd
TIGER DANCER RIGHT THERE IN 3rd
THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY
RIGHT AT HOME IN THE SHIRE TO STEAL THE PRECIOUS IN 4th

              $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                  BOTS CHALLENGE
               *** REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

CRUZAN = $71.40   :celebrate:
* BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS

RUFFIAN = $62.20
* CHEETAH ENERGY FADED IN FINAL FURLONGS   :banghead:

{{DC}} TIGER DANCER = $60
* SOLID EFFORT GATE TO WIRE
     * BOTS BODACIOUS BOUQUET  :thumbsup:

BLUNNY = $55.50
* OFF TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'   :evil:

                           $$$ ALSO RAN $$$

THUNDER CAT = $50.30

ROAMIN  =  $44.10

DUSTY = $40.80

REAL QUIET = $28.60
*** A RARE EVENT TO SEE THIS COLT IN THE DOG HOUSE!
BUT WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO AN EXCITING RACE CALL
       THAT HOPEFULLY WILL NOT BE ''REALLY QUIET''

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SERENE SECLUSION
REMINDING THAT A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL
HELPS OTHERS NOT FEEL SO ALONE
                        :girlkiss:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 9/19 @ WOODBINE
« on: September 17, 2020, 09:25:01 AM »
                                              :forruffian:

                                CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN    :celebrate:

        ''THE CHEETAH'' RAN HARD AND FAST AS ONLY A CHEETAH CAN
                      TO FLY BY THE REALLY FAST FRONT RUNNER
                              NOT SO QUIET = REAL QUIET
          PUTTING HER FRISKY FELINE NOSE ON THE WIRE FIRST
                                             :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:

                              :rhrse:  VENUE:  WOODBINE   :rhrse:

            :lightbulb: POST TIMES:  1:10 ET -- 12:10 CT -- 11:10 MT -- 10:10 PT  :lightbulb:

                                  :rhrse:  FEATURE EVENT:  TBA    :rhrse:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ
               :flaming:

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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS - 9/16 @ INDIANA GRAND
« on: September 16, 2020, 11:44:03 AM »
POSTING FOR CRUZAN

“...Could you please give me 567 on all races.
im having internet issues as we speak. Thank you.”

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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS - 9/16 @ INDIANA GRAND
« on: September 16, 2020, 09:15:43 AM »
                                   :forruffian:

R1 = 2  1  4  6  7 =  WEIGHTLESSNESS
R2 = 3  2  5  6  7 =  MISCHIEF
R3 = 7  5  6  1  2 =  BACKHAND
R4 = 1  7  3  6  2 =  SEEKER
R5 = 3  1  2  5  6  = TALE
R6 = 3  2  5  6  7  = TALE OF FAME
R7 = 1  2  4  6  3 =  ASSETS
R8 = 11  3  6  8  9 = COMFORT
R9 = 6  5  4  8  7 =  SARCASTIC

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS - 9/16 @ INDIANA GRAND
« on: September 14, 2020, 09:26:47 AM »
                               :forruffian:

                            CONGRATS TO TIGER DANCER  :celebrate:
      THE FRISKY FILLY DANCED HER WAY TO A DAZZLING VICTORY
                                                :chickendance:

           :rhrse:  VENUE CHOICE:  INDIANA GRAND *** R1--9 ONLY ***    :rhrse:
                              *** DO NOT INCLUDE R 10 {QUARTER HORSES} ***

    :lightbulb:   POST TIMES: 2:20 ET -- 1:20 CT -- 12:20 MT -- 11:20 PT   :lightbulb:

                                    $$$   SCOREKEEPER   $$$

IN THE CAT HOUSE AMIDST CATNIP & YARN BALLS IS DUSTY
   IF SHE IS UNABLE TO CALCULATE THE DAY'S EVENT
THEN RUFFIAN WILL PURRRRR ON IN TO REPORT RESULTS
                             :forruffian:


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE =  DQ   :banghead:

                         
                                         
             
                                         =^,,^=

               
               
                                                 
                           

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Handicapping / SUPURRR SATURDAY *RESULTS+GRAPHICS* 9/12 @ KY DOWNS
« on: September 14, 2020, 12:03:22 AM »
  :forruffian: **SS RESULTS**



GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
      TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
TODAY AT KENTUCKY DOWNS WE CELEBRATE  :celebrate:
          POST TIME MIKE'S BIRTHDAY
 WITH THE ''PTM HAPPY BIRTHDAY" STAKES

     


WITH SCRATCHES OF RAVEN -&- BRI
   
 DEFENDING CHAMP ~REAL QUIET~
WILL HAVE 9 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT ROAR AT THE WIRE


AND THEY'RE OFF IN ...
 THE PTM HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAKES




    TEN AWAY IN GOOD ORDER
WITH NOBODY WANTING THE LEAD


         ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
   


BREAKING AWAY FROM THE PACK
   WITH A HUGE LEAD NOW,
IT IS REAL QUIET FAR AHEAD
       BY OPEN DAYLIGHT



ABOUT 20 LENGTHS BACK ARE
  BLUNNY -&- THUNDER CAT

THIS DUO IS FOLLOWED BY DUSTY

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE
POST TIME MIKE ~ ROAMIN ~ RUFFIAN

THE EARLY TRAILERS
MOVING AT THE SPEED OF SNAIL
TIGER DANCER ~ CATALINA ~ CRUZAN
   



   ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
                     


REAL QUIET CONTINUES TO
SHOW THE WAY BY 20+ LENGTHS

NOBODY IS GAINING ON THE DEFENDING CHAMP ---> YET

BLUNNY -&- THUNDER CAT
CONTINUE TO TRY WITHOUT SUCCESS

DUSTY -&- TIGER DANCER
ARE RIGHT AT THE TAILS OF THAT DUO

ROAMIN ~ CATALINA ~
  POST TIME MIKE
      RUFFIAN -&- CRUZAN
ARE MEANDERING ALONG AT TURTLE TEMPO



   ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
                 



REAL QUIET WITH EVERYTHING GOING HIS WAY
     IS FAR AHEAD IN FRONT
        THE REPEAT ROAR LOOKS INEVITABLE
             


BUT AS WE ALL KNOW ONLY TOO WELL ~
IT AIN'T OVER TILL THAT STOUT LADY SINGS!
   BUT WILL SHE SING TODAY
     IN THE FACE OF AN ALMOST 'SURE THING'
           


    WITH A RESOUNDING ROAR OF AN INVISIBLE CROWD
SUDDENLY IT IS RUFFIAN WHO HAS LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
COME OUT TO RUN AS ONLY THE FASTEST LAND ANIMAL CAN ~
     

THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY IS PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
    BUT IS THE LEAD OF REAL QUIET INSURMOUNTABLE
         JUST TOO LITTLE CHEETAH POWER TOO LATE?

THE ANSWER CAME SWIFTLY AND DECIDEDLY
     THE FREAKY FAST FILLY FLEW
  RIGHT PAST THE COLT IN THE LEAD
     TO WIN BY A CHEETAH WHISKER
       


 :lightbulb:  OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING  :lightbulb:
      ON TOTE BOARD BY RQ JOCKEY
INTERFERENCE IN THE HOME STRETCH

AFTER REVIEWING THE REPLAY
  THE STEWARDS FIND NOTHING
'OBJECTIONABLE' IN RUFFIAN'S WIN

 
    $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
             PTM BIRTHDAY STAKES



1st ~ RUFFIAN ==== $68.70
*A 'MIGHTY HEART' OF THE CHEETAH
~*~ ~*~ ~*~


2nd ~ {DC}REAL QUIET ==== $67.00
*TUFF LOSS ~ BUT ALL HEART GATE TO WIRE
~*~ ~*~ ~*~



3rd ~ BLUNNY ==== $48.60
*CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET OF CARROTS
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 


4th ~ THUNDER CAT ==== $41.10
*STEALS THE PRECIOUS
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 


    ~~ALSO RAN~~



DUSTY ===== $39.60

TIGER DANCER === $36.30

ROAMIN ===== $23.20

CATALINA ==== $17.50

POST TIME MIKE === $16.20

CRUZAN ==== $9.00
*REPEAT DOG HOUSE RESIDENT
MILK BONE BISCUITS & VEGAS SHOWGIRLS AWAIT



  :lightbulb:  REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO: 
            RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

   WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE & SANE SECLUSION
REMEMBER THAT A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL
    HELPS THOSE YOU CARE ABOUT
            KNOW THEY ARE NOT ALONE


     **Graphics By: 
   ~~TIGER DANCER~~











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Handicapping / Re: **HAPPY BIRTHDAY ---> POST TIME MIKE**
« on: September 12, 2020, 05:08:41 PM »
                                             :forruffian:

                        :girlkiss:  POST TIME MIKE    :girlkiss:
                     
                                             :celebrate:

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY: 9/12 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS + QUEEN'S PLATE
« on: September 12, 2020, 09:44:33 AM »
                                           :forruffian:

                       {RQ} “Dealing with Ruff”     :banghead:

                             AWWWWWW PO BABY  :'(

          DID THE BIG BAD CAT PUT TOO MUCH ON “THE PLATE”    :evil:
                              WITHOUT EXTRA CATNIP!
                                            :mallet:

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