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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS = 1/20 @ TAMPA BAY

« on: Today at 10:28:07 AM »

                                                     

                   CONGRATS TO THE DANCING 💃 TIGER 🐅     
                               DANCING AWAY FROM THE COMPETITION
                                            EASILY AND EFFORTLESSLY GATE TO WIRE
                                                               

                                       VENUE CHOICE = TAMPA BAY   

                                            FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
                                             BATTLE OF THE SEXES

                     FIERCE FIREY FILLYS VS CONTENTIOUS CLEVER COLTS
                                                    


                                          POST TIMES     
ET = 12:42  🙄 (Not 12:30 🕧   Not  12:45 🙄)
      CT = 11:42
             MT = 10:42
                      PT = 9:42

                                 $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

IN HER “HOME AWAY FROM HOME 🏡 “ aka CAT 🐱 HOUSE
WILL BE RUFFIAN CLUTCHING CALCULATOR IN PAWS 🐾 🐾
     AMIDST A CACHE OF CATNIP AND MEOW MIX
                                     

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY 😐
THEN ERR + SEE 👀 DQ 😢 

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY - 1/16 ***RESULTS*** @ FG + SA

« on: January 17, 2021, 11:41:59 AM »

                                                 

Supurr Saturday Results
 But It’s going to be brief
Because of the new Puppy 🐕
Not gettin very much sleep 😴

So the mind is not quite as sharp
Not nearly as brilliantly bright
So here are The final results
What We saw By Saturday night

With No Catalina 😔here to run
No Raven ready   🦅 to fly
Just nine we see  in the gate
To give it a winning good try

Defending Champ, Tiger 🐅 Dancer
 Will be trying her best to repeat
Will she be Roaring so loudly 🐯
Or go down to unhappy defeat  😔

And Away they all go From the gate
    With four ahead in the lead
The other five runners far back
Not showing very much speed 😴

It’s Dusty and Roamin In front
Next are Post Time Mike + RQ
And then The rest of the field
With A lot of running to do

We’re At the top of the stretch
   In front we see its all Dusty
The rest of the runners behind her
   Are Seeming A little bit rusty

Real Quiet is trying his best
Roamin + Blunny are too
Thunder Cat is running in 5th
But can she even get through

Far back in the distance we see
Although Not looking too tough
It’s Post TIme Mike and Cruzan
Then Tiger 🐅 Dancer + Ruff

And Down the stretch here they come
    With Dusty now so far ahead
As soon as the gate opened for her
   This Filly has constantly led

With the finish line in sight 👀
   There is no doubt today
Who has her running shoes on 👠 👠
 With no one to stand in her way

So here is how they all finished
The top four winning the Money 💰
Dusty ~ Real Quiet and Roamin
Stealing The Precious is Blunny 💍

                           $$$$$ ORDER OUR FINISH $$$$$

DUSTY 🏆 $91.60   
    Wire To Wire Power

REAL QUIET 🤫 $64
BridesMan Of The Day 🤵

ROAMIN 🌺 $56.60
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet 💐

BLUNNY 🐇 $55.20
Heads to his favorite hang out, the Shire 🧙‍♂️
            To Steal The Precious 💍

THUNDER CAT 🐈 $54.20
   Where’s A Buck 🦌 When Ya Need It

CRUZAN 🚗 $38

RUFFIAN 🦁 $31.80

(DC) TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $16.80
           Yo-Yo Mama Award 🥇
                   Penthouse To Cat 🐈 House

We now bid a fond farewell
And such A fun day we had
 All the Horses are happy
And for that we are all so glad 😊
             


 

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 1/16 @ FG + SA. (All Stakes)

« on: January 16, 2021, 11:10:15 AM »

                                     

THUNDER CAT WILL EMAIL ENTRY DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES 

       

FAIR GROUNDS
 
3 – 4, 5, 2  XXXXX

9 – 5,9,3
10 – 3, 9, 8
11—1,5, 8
12 –7, 9,1
13 – 1, 2,3

Santa Anita

SA
 
4 – 5, 1,2
6 – 6, 7,5
7—5, 4,
8 –2,8, 1
9 –3, 6, 8
 
 
 

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 1/16 @ FG + SA. (All Stakes)

« on: January 16, 2021, 10:02:34 AM »

 SCRATCHES PER EQUIBASE
FAIR GROUNDS

Race: 1   Changes   Time Posted
#1      Have No Fear    Scratched - Trainer   10:59 AM ET   
=====================================
Race: 3   Changes   Time Posted
#6      Went West    Scratched - Trainer   11:03 AM ET   

Race: 4   Changes   Time Posted
#5      Remember Hymn    Scratched - Trainer   11:04 AM ET   
#12      Win Won Dobbs    Scratched - Trainer   11:04 AM ET   
#13      Koolhaus    Scratched - Also-Eligible   11:04 AM ET   
#14      Mount Athos    Scratched - Also-Eligible   11:04 AM ET   
#15      Regal Run    Scratched - Also-Eligible   11:04 AM ET   

Race: 5   Changes   Time Posted
#15      Dramatizer    Scratched - Also-Eligible   11:05 AM ET   
#16      Beyond Heavenly    Scratched - Main-Track-Only   11:05 AM ET   

Race: 6   Changes   Time Posted
#13      Mean Machine    Scratched - Also-Eligible   11:06 AM ET   

Race: 7   Changes   Time Posted
#4      Global Empire    Scratched - Trainer   11:06 AM ET   
#16      Cody's Legacy    Scratched - Also-Eligible   11:06 AM ET   

Race: 9   Changes   Time Posted
#1      Joy Epifora (ARG)    Scratched - Trainer   11:10 AM ET   

Race: 10   Changes   Time Posted
#5      Indimaaj    Scratched - Trainer   11:10 AM ET   
#7      My Boy Jack    Scratched - Trainer   11:10 AM ET   

Race: 11   Changes   Time Posted
#3      Captivating Moon    Scratched - Trainer   11:11 AM ET   
#11      Mr. Misunderstood    Scratched - Trainer   11:11 AM ET   

Race: 12   Changes   Time Posted
#4      Minute Waltz    Scratched - Trainer   11:11 AM ET   
#5      Princess Theorem    Scratched - Trainer   11:11 AM ET   
#6      Divine Comedy    Scratched - Trainer   11:11 AM ET   

Race: 13   Changes   Time Posted
#3      Beep Beep    Scratched - Trainer   11:12 AM ET   
#9      Manor House    Scratched - Trainer   11:12 AM ET   
#11      Dyn O Mite    Scratched - Trainer   11:12 AM ET   

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 1/16 @ FG + SA. (All Stakes)

« on: January 16, 2021, 08:14:51 AM »

            REAL QUIET PIX PER TBC


FG

R3...6-4-5
R9...3-5-2
R10..3-6-8
R11..10-8-11
R12..4-1-3
R13..10-2-7

SA

R4...7-2-5
R6...6-7-1
R7...1-5-4
R8...6-8-2
R9...5-3-8

Thanks to Roofian for scoring

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 1/16 @ FG + SA. (All Stakes)

« on: January 15, 2021, 01:35:20 PM »

                                                   

GOT A MIXED BAG OF STAKES
WITH NO VAMPIRES 🧛‍♂️ IN SIGHT
HOPEFULLY THESE HORSES 🐎 ARE HOT 🔥
AND MAKE ME HAPPY 😊 TONIGHT

                                 🐎  🐎   🐎 FAIR GROUNDS  🐎 🐎 🐎

RACE 3
6-1-4-3-5
WENT WEST (Florida to California)
BORN GREAT 👍
READY

R9
4-1-9-3-8. ( Love 💗 #3 But Not @ 5/2)
XANNTHIQUE
JOY 😊
KUORA

R10
5-2-3-9-8
INDIMAAJ
MOON 🌙
SILVER

R11
3-4-1-10-11
MOON 🌙 — (Dbl Ent R10)
AGENDA
MYTH

R12
6-2-5-8-9 ( Torn Tween Top 3) 😡
COMEDY  😆 (Into Mischief) 💜
MOON 🌙 SWAG
THEOREM

R13
3-4-2-1-11
BEEP BEEP 🚗
PROXY
ARABIAN  (🐎 Destiny )

                                     🐎 🐎 🐎  SANTA 🎅 ANITA 🐎 🐎 🐎

RACE 4
1-6-4-9-8
SHE’S DEVOTED 💕 🐱  🐎 🐕
DIAMOND 💍 IN THE RUFF 🐶
GIRLY

R6
1-7-10-3-6     
WILD CAT 🐈
SENSIBLE CAT 🐱
WESTWARD BREEZE ⛰

R7
2-6-7-4-9
MISCHIEVOUS 😏 PATH
ABOVE THE LAW 😲
POSITIVITY

R8
3-7-4-9-11
MARS 🛸 🌎
YEAH
INDIAN

R9
1-7- 6-5-3
TIGRE  🐅
ASPEN 🌳
LOUD MOUTH 👄

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 1/13 ** RESULTS ** {Gulfstream Park}

« on: January 14, 2021, 12:47:43 PM »

                                           

Welcome to Midweek Mayhem
   Tiz back to Florida we go
The “ #13 Lucky 🍀 Or Not “ Stakes
What will today’s race show?

Only seven runners made it today
Not sure where the others may be 🙄
Defending Champion is Roamin
Just 6 To Challenge he’ll see

And the way they all go from the gate
Tiger 🐅 Dancer way out in front
The other six chasing her tail  🐎
 Now Dusty is fast in the hunt

At the top of the stretch it’s the same
    The Tiger 🐅 is dancing away
     The “Energizer Blunny” 🐇 is  next
    Showing some energy today

Dusty is moving up so quickly
However she’s not fast enough
She’s right at the tail of the ‘Bunny’  🐇
Who is proving to be tougher than tough

Defending champion Roamin 👑
Is next behind the Dusty one
Cruzan, Thunder Cat, and Ruffian
   Seem to be running for fun 😆

At the Top of the Stretch tiz the same
Tiger 🐅 Dancer ~ Dusty and Blunny  🐇
Roamin still in with a good chance
Of picking up some 4 th place Money 💰

And Down The Stretch Here they come
Tiger 🐅 Dancer still leading the way
   The Energizer Blunny is Next 🐇
   Chasing The Tiger 🐅 today

Dusty Is losing momentum
Now she is running in third
The rest of the field far behind
The Roar of The Tiger 🐅 all they heard

Here is the order of finish
But, If you think it’s not right
  Let Ruffian know asap
If possible no later than night 😴

                           $$$$$ ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                #13 - Lucky 🍀 Or Not 😢

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $49.80 
   *** “Lost In The Fog” contender
                # 13 Lucky Indeed!

BLUNNY  🐇 $44.10
     BridesMan 🤵 Of The Day

DUSTY = $36.10
     Just enough money for a Bouquet 💐

(DC)   ROAMIN 🚗 $26.30
      Heads to the Shire to Steal The Precious 💍

CRUZAN = $15.40

THUNDER CAT $15.20
Where’s two dimes when you need em! 😢

RUFFIAN = $0
    Golden Goose Egg 🥚 To Munch In Cat 🐱 House 🏡

We now bid  Farewell to Florida
A Day filled with Fun in The Sun 🌞
Hopefully see more in the gate 👀
On the next day our Midweek is run 👌


             

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 1/16 @ FG + SA. (All Stakes)

« on: January 14, 2021, 10:31:59 AM »

                                           

Congratulations to Tiger 🐅 Dancer 🏆 
           The Fierce Fast Filly
ran away from  the Rest of the field trying their best to catch her
 🐅                            🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎   🐎 🐎 🐎

                        VENUE: A MIXED BAG OF STAKES   
                                         Hold The Tabasco Sauce! 😉

     SS VENUE PER DC) TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃
                  FAIR GROUNDS = RACES  # 3,  9-13       
                            SANTA ANITA =    RACES  #4,  6-9

                     POST TIMES = FAIR GROUNDS RACE #3   
                                2 PM ET - 1 PM CT - Noon 🕛 MT - 11:00 🕚 PT

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU 👌
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY 😐
THEN ERRR + SEE 👁 DQ 😲

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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM = 1/13 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

« on: January 11, 2021, 02:21:09 PM »

                                           

Tiz Midweek Mayhem
Will The Cheetah Roar
Can These Pix O Mine
Be Fast Enough To Score

R1
4-8-10-11-2
WESTERLY WIND
EINSTEIN
CALIENTE

R2
8-6-7-5-2
CARROTS 🥕 OR  💍
FRIAR
DIVERT

R3
3-6-1-2-5
COUNTRY SINGER 🎤
CAUSALISTIC
BOLD

R4
5-4-7-2-1
DIVA 💁‍♀️
BAHAMIAN
ADIOS

R5
7-5-6-1-9
MAGICAL
RED MAN (Geronimo)
CLOUD ⛅️

R6
3-1-7-6-4
ARRIVEDERIA
ROUGH
DECKOLOGY

R7
5-3-9-2-6
DANCE 💃 WITH DESTINY 
 BOSS 🐱
MMIDNIGHT 🕛

R8
5-3-6-9-2
SAND DANCER 💃
IDENTIFIER
PHANTOM

R9
9-8-4-3-7
GREYZER
METHOD
SIDARTH

R10
6-9-10-8-2
FAST LOADED
CRYOGENIC
GEMS 💎

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Handicapping / SUPURRR SATURDAY *RESULTS+GRAPHICS* 1/09 @ SANTA ANITA

« on: January 10, 2021, 08:27:48 PM »

**SS RESULTS @ SANTA ANITA**



Welcome to Santa Anita
Another fine day in the Sun 🌞
Off we go to the Races 🐎
Excitement, Surprises and Fun!  😊

The Defending champion RUFFIAN 🏆
Will have nine to challenge her way
Can the “Cheetah” Repeat her Roar 🐯
   Or lack enough speed for today?

And Away they all go From the gate
With the Tiger 🐅 leading the way
Separating herself from the field
 With the rest having little to say
 


At the Top Of The Stretch It’s the same
    The Tiger 🐅 is Dancing 💃 away
 Dusty - Thunder ⛈ Cat 🐱 + Blunny 🐇
   But,  Is this the way it will stay? 🙄

  The Raven 🦅 Is flying along next
Real Quiet 🤫 ~ Post Time Mike ~ Roamin
 Defending Champ, Ruffian so Lethargic 😴
Her “Cheetah” sounds like she’s groanin

And far away down at the back
Cruzan just meandering along 😴
Unless he can pick up his pace
The Dog 🐕 House is where he’ll belong

With the Finish Line looming ahead
There’s no doubt the winner today
From the gate The Tiger 🐅 in front
With the rest of the field she did play
     


The Bridesmaid today will be Dusty 👰
Thunder Cat 🐱 The Bodacious Bouquet 💐
Once again it’s down to the Shire  🧙‍♂️
The Energizer Blunny 🐇 well on his way 💍

So here is the order of finish
   If you think it’s not right 
Send your objections to Ruffian
But try to send them tonight
(RUFFIAN333@webtv.net)


    $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ TIGER DANCER ==== $92.80
Roaring Gate To Wire  🏆



2nd ~ DUSTY ==== $59.20
Solid Effort But Not Enuff To Challenge A Tiger 
~*~  ~*~  ~*~


3rd ~ THUNDER CAT ==== $54.40
Beats out the Bunny for the Bodacious Bouquet
  ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ 


4th ~ BLUNNY ==== $53.00
Back to his “second home” in the shire
~RING-THIEF~


  ~~ALSO RAN~~


RAVEN ==== $51.20

REAL QUIET ==== $36.60

POST TIME MIKE ==== $34.00

ROAMIN ==== $22.40

{DC}RUFFIAN ==== $12.80
   
CRUZAN ==== $3.60



We now bid farewell California
  You offered all we could ask
And now as we go on our way...
    All we request is a mask
 

RACE TRACK ANNOUNCER = RUFFIAN   

~GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER~
   

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM = 1/13 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

« on: January 10, 2021, 10:16:33 AM »

                                           

                              CONGRATS TO ROAMIN  🏆
      The Confident Contenious Colt Clobbered the Competition
                    Garnering BOTS Glory For The Colts
                                       

                  VENUE CHOICE = GULFSTREAM PARK 🌲   

                     FEATURE EVENT =  #13 LUCKY OR NOT STAKES
                                            OR   

                                            POST TIMES   
ET = 12:35
           CT = 11:35
                      MT = 10:35
                                  PT = 9:35

                            $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$
                   In Ye Ole Dog 🐕 House 🏡 Is Cruzan
         Clutching the calculator and Milk-Bone biscuits 🍖

             If he is unable to calculate 🙄
Ruffian will roar 🐯 On in to tally the totals

Rules are on the menu
Scroll on down to view
Better safe than sorry
Then Errrr and See DQ 😢
           

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY = 1/9 @ SANTA ANITA

« on: January 09, 2021, 11:58:31 AM »

REAL QUIET ENTRY PER TBC POST

Real Quiet

Contact: Contact Real Quiet
post  Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:41 pm

R1...5-4-8
R2...2-6-4
R3...4-7-3
R4...12-3-7
R5...2-1-6
R6...10-12-7
R7...6-1-10
R8...2-3-1
R9...4-7-5
R10..4-9-1

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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS 1/6 *RESULTS* (Gulfstream Park)

« on: January 09, 2021, 11:18:07 AM »

                                           

Raven) “Don’t we all?”

                                     NOPE! NO DARTBOARD IN CAT HOUSE
                                        THE CAT + DOG VETOED THAT IDEA 

                MY SELECTIONS ARE DERIVED BY
                               NAME
                                               SIRE
                                                          GRAYS

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY = 1/9 @ SANTA ANITA

« on: January 08, 2021, 10:26:40 AM »

                                           

                 SANTA  🎅  CLAUS TIME IS FINALLY DONE
           BUT SANTA 🎅 ANITA CONTINUES TO RUN       🐎  🐎 🐎

R1 = 8-7-6-4-3
LIBERAL 👌
MANTRA
POSE

R2 = 5-7-3-2-4
HOT ON THE TRAIL
FURACE
DIME

R3 = 1-5-2-6-4
ULTIMATE HY  🍃  💨
STARSHIP 🛸
ARISTEIA

R4 = 13-10-8-11
MOUNTAIN ⛰
HAUTE
MOON 🌙

R5 = 7-8-6-5-2
GATA 🐱 ELEGANTE
COWBOY 🤠 🐶 🐕
INVINCIBELLA

R6 = 4-6-8-5-7
ROAN RANGER ( Layla  🐎 )
HOT
COMMAND

R7 = 9-10-3-2-7
EXALTED  (Kitten)  🐱 JOY
NONSENSE
SUNSET 🌅

R8 = 4-5-7-6-2
MESSAGE = 💗
SANENUS
NEVER ENOUGH 💕

R9 = 5-1-2-4-6
SUPERSTITION 👻
BOHEMIAN
MIA

R10 = 2-10-4-5-1 (Tuffest Decision Of The Day!)
ECOLOGIST 👍
DYNAMIC DUO = RUFFIAN  🐱 + TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃
GREAT POWER 🧠

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS 1/6 *RESULTS* (Gulfstream Park)

« on: January 07, 2021, 11:42:29 AM »

                                                         

Welcome To Midweek Mayhem
To Gulfstream Park we shall go
Who will be the fastest runner
And who may move too slow? 🐢

2020 KISS  MY A$$ GOODBYE STAKES 

Tiz the Battle Of The Sexes 😡
   Colts vs Fillys for Glory
  Who will run fastest of all
Whose name will headline the Story

Real Quiet and Catalina are scratches
  Which left us with only just eight
Defending champ Tiger Dancer
   Is Running to Repeat her Fate  🏆


Evenly matched = 4  Colts 4 Fillys
And the way they go for the Money 💰
      2 Colts now lead the way
Tiz Raven & The Energizer Blunny  🐇

At the Top of the Stretch things have changed
        Tiz Roamin who now leads the way
Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 moving up quickly
     But is this how the finish will stay?

And Down the Stretch they all come
    Roamin is looking so strong
    Will he be first at the wire
Is the Winner Circle where he belongs

The answer came quickly and sure
As Roamin with Hooves Afiring  🔥
Extending his lead even more
And Showing no signs of tiring

Tiger 🐅 Dancer with a Roar 🦁 of her own
          Challenging the Colt up ahead
            Can she find what she needs
              To be the Winner instead

But the Colt in the lead will not yield
       Turning up heat even more
        Not letting that Filly get by
For the Colts, BOTS Glory he’ll score
               

Thunder Cat 🐱 will catch the Bouquet 💐
       Ruffian will steal Ring Of Gold 💍
          Roamin wins for the Colts
     BOTS Glory now they will hold

In the Dog 🐕 House Its Cruzan alone
Sadly he couldn’t win Money 💰
But he will have Milk Bone Biscuits
     Perhaps even with Honey 🍯

So here is the Order of Finish
If you think 🤔 it’s not Right
   Let The Ruffian know
if possible no later than night

ROAMIN 🏆 $84.80
   BOTS Champ + Colt Glory

(DC) TIGER DANCER 👰 $53.40
      Bridesmaid of the day

THUNDER CAT 🐈 $44.90
      Catches The Bodacious Bouquet 💐

RUFFIAN 🐈 $44
      To The Shire To Steal The Precious 💍

RAVEN 🦅 $41.50

BLUNNY  🐇 $37

DUSTY $19

CRUZAN 🏎 $0
  *** GOLDEN GOOSE EGG 🥚


We Now Bid Farewell to Florida 🌞
  Next week where will we be
Wherever it is Roamin takes us
We’ll just have to wait and then see 👀